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Marcus
12-13-2010, 12:14 AM
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."

Texecutioner
12-13-2010, 12:51 AM
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!

Malloy
12-13-2010, 01:23 AM
Hey, dont get down on the santa suits ;)

powerfuldragon
12-13-2010, 01:34 AM
it wasn't even that funny when kornheiser said it..

imatexan
12-13-2010, 01:48 AM
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!

I agree I love the whole battle red day thing, including the uni's.

The liberty white is my least favorite, it just looks so plain and boring.

Even though I can't be at the game it is going to look cool on TV and I will be wearing my battle red tomorrow!

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 02:09 AM
Battle Red, bitches.


I love it.

brakos82
12-13-2010, 02:11 AM
I'm wearing it right now.... and my computer is aptly themed.

Tedc
12-13-2010, 05:15 AM
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."

At least we are not playing the Cardinals or another team that wears red often.

Lucky
12-13-2010, 06:17 AM
At least we are not playing the Cardinals or another team that wears red often.
Like in 2003, when these marketing geniuses handed out Battle Red towels on a day we hosted the Chiefs.

Love Battle Red. Never have been a fan of Steel Blue. Very boring.

SheTexan
12-13-2010, 06:35 AM
I LUV the all red! Besides, they only wear it once a year, so why do some of you complain so much about it!!?

Just something about it that gets my BATTLE RED blood pumping! Forget all the crude remarks that are made about the all red and just enjoy the game, and Battle Red night on National TV!!! We will LOOK awesome anyway, and just maybe, we will play awesome and pull off a win. Anything is possible right now, so lets just think positive for a few hours!

GO TEXANS!!!!!:fans:

Tonaaayyyy
12-13-2010, 07:11 AM
I love Battle Red, our fans gets louder, our players get hyped, and the grass is red too!

HJam72
12-13-2010, 07:25 AM
They complain about it because it looks ridiculous and they always wear it for some big game that the whole nation is watching. Grown men shouldn't wear red pants. Let the cheerleaders do that.

Thorn
12-13-2010, 07:28 AM
I don't like the all red uniforms, they just look plain silly.

:kubepalm:

IDEXAN
12-13-2010, 07:33 AM
If John Boehner saw those battle-red unis he'd break down bawling from the incredibly bad-taste of that look.

gwallaia
12-13-2010, 08:12 AM
Its the wrong shade of red. The UH Cougars look good in all red, but the Texans version of red is not quite the right red.

kiwitexansfan
12-13-2010, 08:14 AM
I think we have this thread every year when these uniforms come out.

I love them, I hate them, I wish they were allowed to wear Oilers throwbacks.

I think that sums it up.

BigBull17
12-13-2010, 08:14 AM
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!

I wanna see Blue pants with the red. Or red pants with white jerseys. I like the red. I HATE the liberty all white. Look like the ****ing Colts.

HuttoKarl
12-13-2010, 08:19 AM
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."

I love the all red unis. They remind me of Mario smashing Jay Cutler into the dirt.

Stemp
12-13-2010, 08:20 AM
White pants would go a long way to making it look better.

But, if you are going to look ridiculous on national TV, go all out!

Blake
12-13-2010, 08:27 AM
Red Jersey's + White Pants = the best Texans uni's.

False Start
12-13-2010, 08:28 AM
I think they are alright. As someone said earlier, red pants, with white jerseys would be nice. It looks good on Madden, lol.

TexansBlood
12-13-2010, 08:35 AM
I love those ketchup bottles!!


Aprox. 11 hrs till kick off!!!!!!


:texan:

spurstexanstros
12-13-2010, 08:45 AM
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.

False Start
12-13-2010, 08:57 AM
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.

:backsout:

Doppelganger
12-13-2010, 08:59 AM
Hey, dont get down on the santa suits ;)

So that's why they will lose tonight? They will be in a giving mood?!

Doppelganger
12-13-2010, 09:00 AM
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0_JN61pfNIY/SW6KKeZNdOI/AAAAAAAAAmU/Hws2Bez3hqA/s320/tmi.gif

tedr
12-13-2010, 09:09 AM
Red Jersey's + White Pants = the best Texans uni's.

:goodpost:

Although, didn't we crush the Jags on MNF the last time we wore all red?

Jackie Chiles
12-13-2010, 09:53 AM
Red Jersey's + White Pants = the best Texans uni's.

I agree and its not even close. Still love Battle Red but the all red can't compare with the the white pants.

I still keep hope alive that the red and white will become our standard unis. Not for the perceived advantage record wise when we wear them but to symbolically wipe the slate clean similar to what Tampa Bay did. Would be perfect with a new coach next year but I think I'm off topic enough....

Texan_Bill
12-13-2010, 10:01 AM
Those all read unis are just turble...



Signed,

The Arizona Cardinals

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Seattle+Seahawks+v+Arizona+Cardinals+mP7RdAAS7Pkl. jpg

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/St+Louis+Rams+v+Arizona+Cardinals+CTgfDaug3wtl.jpg

Oh BTW, if you ever look at a ketchup bottle, it has a white top not blue...

brakos82
12-13-2010, 10:10 AM
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.

http://brakos.us.to/pics/mayorfacepalm.gif

JWarren14
12-13-2010, 10:10 AM
They should switch it up.

Red Helmets
White Jerseys
Blue Pants
1 Red Sock
1 Blue Sock
Pink Shoes
Neon Green Gloves

Battle Tacky Day FTW!

For real though, all red unis look legit, don't hate.

HOU-TEX
12-13-2010, 10:14 AM
Unfortunately, those uniforms will probably be the highlight of the night for Texans fans.

brakos82
12-13-2010, 10:16 AM
They should switch it up.

Red Helmets
White Jerseys
Blue Pants
1 Red Sock
1 Blue Sock
Pink Shoes
Neon Green Gloves

Battle Tacky Day FTW!

For real though, all red unis look legit, don't hate.

So.... change the red for a slightly different shade of blue and we're turning into Seattle?

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 10:17 AM
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.

http://i54.tinypic.com/k1505h.gif

NitroGSXR
12-13-2010, 10:20 AM
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.

I'm sure you can bank on us giving you a super-wedgie if we catch you wearing that thing anywhere near Blue Crew today!

Wear it on the drive and get it over. Keep that thing in your vehicle.

kiwitexansfan
12-13-2010, 10:21 AM
The next logical step...

http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/3410508.bin?size=620x400

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 10:29 AM
ALL RED ERRETHANG

http://i51.tinypic.com/167jclk.jpg

Texan_Bill
12-13-2010, 10:29 AM
The next logical step...

http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/3410508.bin?size=620x400

HA!! I've posted the Eastern Washington field before, along with LSU's purple field:

http://www.dwkzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/slide_5743_77872_large.jpg

False Start
12-13-2010, 10:31 AM
The next logical step...

Yep.........

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/9623/battleredfield.jpg

:headhurts:

Speedy
12-13-2010, 10:32 AM
The way the defense has been hemorrhaging all year, I thought they've been playing in red.

steelbtexan
12-13-2010, 10:51 AM
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!

We have the same taste in uni's

All steel b would be really cool. LOL

Goatcheese
12-13-2010, 10:55 AM
Lots of college and pro teams wear all red. I don't see what the whining is about. Until Cornhole opened his yapper and insulted them you rarely ever heard anyone complain. Suddenly a loud mouth retard calls them ketchup bottles and now they're ugly.

http://www.nationalchamps.net/2007/sub/pics/small/houston_anthony_alridge_sm.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/558/keenumhouston.jpg
http://www.nationalchamps.net/2007/sub/pics/small/houston_phillip_hunt_sm.jpg

and Utah

http://bill.kall700sports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Ute-Football2.jpg

and Eastern Washington

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Mw8xYR4fPRc/TK9Hmrf0BRI/AAAAAAAABF4/ejH6eC2Njj8/s1600/redonred.jpg

And USC

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/512/538/106891786_display_image.jpg?1290103683

Surreal McCoy
12-13-2010, 10:57 AM
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."

Best post in a long time!

BetaV1
12-13-2010, 11:04 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4129/5151876104_39b3c50d10_m.jpg

white pants, red jersey, red helmet. Great alternative. I can handle the red pants too though.

Will still say that the default Texans uniform (steel blue) looks great and is one of the top 5 uniforms in the league.

Hardcore Texan
12-13-2010, 11:13 AM
White pants would go a long way to making it look better.

But, if you are going to look ridiculous on national TV, go all out!

Red Jersey's + White Pants = the best Texans uni's.

This!

Norg
12-13-2010, 11:36 AM
If your going red i say go all out **** it

u know i think the Eye can pick out red better then any color Maybe Matt will be on fire TOday

either way tho teams that wear Red dont usually win games

Uof H
Kansas City
BUfflo
Redskins
Cardinals

Maybe we should change it 2 Battle BLACK DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thunderkyss
12-13-2010, 11:48 AM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/dkblogphotos/a852889561666380018552e6da4e654f-ge.jpg

I'm not crazy about it.... but I don't have a problem with the all red.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2006/10/texans-chick-battle-red-240.jpg
Hubba-Hubba

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2007/1217/pg2_a_leach_300.jpg
What??

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 11:59 AM
i like the all red and all blue!

VTexan
12-13-2010, 12:07 PM
Everyone loves the red jerseys, it's just the red pants that people don't like.


http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/62/620284.jpg


was purdy bad ass

Mr teX
12-13-2010, 12:08 PM
I likethe red on white combo..provides great balance..... The all red unis.....:mariopalm:

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/62/620284.jpg

mattieuk
12-13-2010, 12:19 PM
Red, red and red for me.

Love me some ketchup.

Some good memories of the Texans in all red.

Surreal McCoy
12-13-2010, 02:57 PM
If your going red i say go all out **** it

u know i think the Eye can pick out red better then any color Maybe Matt will be on fire TOday

either way tho teams that wear Red dont usually win games

Uof H
Kansas City
BUfflo
Redskins
Cardinals

Maybe we should change it 2 Battle BLACK DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.colourlovers.com/blog/2008/08/25/wearing-red-helps-you-win-in-sports/

kiwitexansfan
12-13-2010, 03:22 PM
Can't say I like the red helmets.

Mess with other parts but your helmet is your identity.

Norg
12-13-2010, 03:25 PM
We should wear our THrowback WHite Helmets and really look like a ketchup bottle LOL

TimeKiller
12-13-2010, 03:35 PM
I love the red unis but that's mostly because I hate the other uniforms. Too plain. I'd much rather have cheesy ass Bengals style unis than plain, unidentifiable uniforms.

valleytexfan
12-13-2010, 03:42 PM
Just a question. I only remember the Texans wearing all-red "ketchup bottles" twice before. (Denver, 2007 Thursday night; Jax 2008 Monday night). They came out with red with white pants vs. the Tacks last year on Monday night...Am I wrong with this? :headhurts:

HOU-TEX
12-13-2010, 03:45 PM
I love the red unis but that's mostly because I hate the other uniforms. Too plain. I'd much rather have cheesy ass Bengals style unis than plain, unidentifiable uniforms.

Red, white, blue and the bull's color configured similar to the Texas flag. That's unidentifiable? I freakin love our colors.

will742
12-13-2010, 05:23 PM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/dkblogphotos/a852889561666380018552e6da4e654f-ge.jpg


Did anybody else notice our current C, Myers, is in this picture as well?

Marcus
12-13-2010, 07:28 PM
Lots of college and pro teams wear all red. I don't see what the whining is about. Until Cornhole opened his yapper and insulted them you rarely ever heard anyone complain. Suddenly a loud mouth retard calls them ketchup bottles and now they're ugly.

I didn't need a retard named Cornhole to tell me they were ugly.

I'm the one who told him they were ugly.

That's why he's the retard, and I'm the genius around here.

Now, the red thongs, I'll go for.:gamer:

Mr. White
12-13-2010, 08:49 PM
The all-red is losing it's mystique.

It wouldn't kill me if they put them back on the shelf for a few years.

Speedy
12-14-2010, 01:39 PM
The all-red is losing it's mystique.

It wouldn't kill me if they put them back on the shelf for a few years.

No matter how you dress a turd, it's still a turd. Texans can lose in white, blue and red, Texnas can lose on Sunday, Thursday and Monday. The team stinks and the color of their shirts and pants and what day they play on doesn't matter for jack.

False Start
12-17-2010, 06:51 PM
I saw this supposed concept for the new Nike Combat jerseys. Nike will be taking over supplying the uniforms from Reebok in 2012.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3976/procombat.png

:thinking:

Double Barrel
12-17-2010, 06:54 PM
Arena league!

False Start
12-17-2010, 06:58 PM
Arena league!

Yep, my first though. I like the white top with the red pants, and the white helmet (even with the blue helmet). I've thought that would be a good look for them for awhile now. The design however makes them look lame.

Fashion talk....damn our team sucks right now. :rake: :heh:

NitroGSXR
12-17-2010, 07:01 PM
I saw this supposed concept for the new Nike Combat jerseys. Nike will be taking over supplying the uniforms from Reebok in 2012.

:thinking:

Has this been CONFIRMED? I knew they were discussing it but they hadn't stolen any contracts from Reebok just yet.

False Start
12-17-2010, 07:10 PM
Has this been CONFIRMED? I knew they were discussing it but they hadn't stolen any contracts from Reebok just yet.

Yeah, it has. It was announced (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/12/reebok-out-nike-in-as-nfl-uniform-supplier/) back in October.

NitroGSXR
12-17-2010, 07:28 PM
Yeah, it has. It was announced (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/12/reebok-out-nike-in-as-nfl-uniform-supplier/) back in October.

Well... bleep!! This sucks. They need to leave our helmets alone. Besides neither Reebok nor Nike do helmets anyway. That's all Riddell and another comany for the special concussion helmet.

False Start
12-17-2010, 07:34 PM
Well... bleep!! This sucks. They need to leave our helmets alone. Besides neither Reebok nor Nike do helmets anyway. That's all Riddell and another comany for the special concussion helmet.

Yeah, I agree. Its just a concept, most of them never pan out anyways.

Titans:

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/917/tits11.png

:ok:

Tailgate
12-17-2010, 09:05 PM
If everyone would just wear these cleats AJ wore last game they would be BAD ASS! The white cleats throw the unis off.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/29/fullj.cfe732900043e92d4184a68331cd114c/ap-01026d9674f14a928b1c691f2876507f.jpg

VTexan
12-18-2010, 11:45 AM
I saw this supposed concept for the new Nike Combat jerseys. Nike will be taking over supplying the uniforms from Reebok in 2012.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3976/procombat.png

:thinking:

I think they would like legit if they had blue pants. Right now they just look like the cardinals.

Craig.
12-18-2010, 12:11 PM
All red is the worst look in the NFL.

Cincy thinks these unis look whack.

b0ng
12-18-2010, 03:06 PM
Nothing better than looking like a lipstick while you're ****ing yourself in the ass.