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Rey
12-13-2010, 09:22 PM
Defense is getting pounded like a hooker on Friday night.

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:22 PM
Is it me or do the Texans look worse every week?

gafftop
12-13-2010, 09:22 PM
I just hope Foster keeps his health for NEXT year. Lower his workload after this game. If you overwork RB one year , next he has sub par year. Get Aj healthy. I don't give a rat's ass about the final record if they are not in the playoffs. Get new coaches. Teach ****ing defense to tackle.

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:22 PM
Now that we're down 7 Kubes has a reason to pass every f'ing play.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:22 PM
allen saw the pass and froze

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:22 PM
I actually like the aggresiveness of the defense...

GP
12-13-2010, 09:23 PM
lol @ myself! i keep watching and getting mad and yelling like we have shit to play for anyway......

where is the carebear when i need him?

:gun:

http://www.commentsville.com/content/carebears/care_bear_surprise.gif

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:23 PM
LOL....each page of this thread looks like internet swiss cheese.

Holes everywhere. Like our pass D.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:23 PM
I actually like the aggresiveness of the defense line...

Fixed it...out 10yrd cushion is not aggressive

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:23 PM
Do whatever your offense can execute. He should be able to call any play and have it be successful.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:24 PM
Another stop !

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:25 PM
Damn, now that's a punt.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:25 PM
Only plus so far we r not being blown out ( yet)

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:25 PM
Damn, not a good bounce.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:25 PM
A punter that can drop it in the 10?

gafftop
12-13-2010, 09:25 PM
Why the **** do they always show Mario. I am sick enough without seeing his damn number as he walks off the field.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:26 PM
Damn, now that's a punt.

Sumone show turk im not sure he knows how to do it

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 09:26 PM
need some points here :pissed:

imatexan
12-13-2010, 09:26 PM
http://www.commentsville.com/content/carebears/care_bear_surprise.gif

Haha I needed that after the start of this game.

sandmanx
12-13-2010, 09:27 PM
This is prime timing for Matt's "Stupid, horrible looking INT of the game". :kubepalm:

Run the damn ball.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:27 PM
that wasnt a stop. that was a drop
stop drop and roll!

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:27 PM
Lol we found away to back up when on the 5

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:27 PM
way to get penalized inside the 10!!

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:28 PM
How many false starts has Winston had this season?

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:28 PM
3 and out... blocked punt! lol

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:28 PM
How many false starts has Winston had this season?

0000001...the counter flipped over last week

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:28 PM
OD tip drill!

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
Let's call Vick to D. Jackson 91 yard catch and raise it a Schaub to Owen Daniels TD

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
Great grab by OD

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
Owen Daniels is back baby!

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
wow owen! lol

JB
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
great catch OD!

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
That was awesome@!!

rmartin65
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
OD saves Schaub's rear. I am ready to invest a relatively high pick in a QB for the future.

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
BEhind Daniels..........thank G-d lucky

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:29 PM
Can we get a play action on 1st down?

GP
12-13-2010, 09:30 PM
This is what a Bill Cowher Care Bear looks like:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3RqqSp4qGsM/SxTglwO8qxI/AAAAAAAAAIc/rPMmyYcUltM/s1600/GinnyspField_01.jpg

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:30 PM
Anyone else find gruden annoying as an announcer?

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
Schaub curled up like a little girl.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
Schaub please hold the ball longer
:mariopalm:

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
Recognize the Ghost of Carr?

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
:mariopalm:

GP
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
Matt Schaub sucks.

Rick Dennison's long-ass pass plays that take 8 years to develop ALSO suck.

Eff this team.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
Schaub again holding on way too long...guess I wont b getting my playoff berth in fantasy (need 18-20pts from schaub)

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 09:31 PM
*sigh*

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:32 PM
Can't believe we'd be missing Kyle Shanahan this much.

cdollaz
12-13-2010, 09:32 PM
How does this team not have a quick-hitting play they can use in shorter passing situations?

3rd and 4 and you drop way the hell back.

How about a quick slant.

Pathetic.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:32 PM
sherrick mcmannis! HAAAHAHAHAHA atleast his name was called on national TV lol

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:32 PM
GP
Time to add
Dumba$$ penalties? Check

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
Sherrick McMannis, go **** yourself. Seriously, you should be cut RIGHT NOW.

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
Teams know that we won't run it on 3rd down......they know Kubiak is soft. They can call a all out blitz on Schaub every third down and be right just about every time.


Especially since Schaub shows no ability to beat a blitz. He looks like a rookie out there, you have to see that coming and get the ball out.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
How does this team not have a quick-hitting play they can use in shorter passing situations?

3rd and 4 and you drop way the hell back.

How about a quick slant.

Pathetic.

My first though..how bout the aj short slant we haven't seen all year

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
http://www.commentsville.com/content/carebears/care_bear_surprise.gif

Lol..... but you need this one....the one I got neg repped for for the sunshine club...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ykb2FvxfgI/SJ0er6kEQ7I/AAAAAAAABfo/-e_LEelTcQs/s400/carebear.jpg

Nawzer
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
Matt Schaub sucks.

Rick Dennison's long-ass pass plays that take 8 years to develop ALSO suck.

Eff this team.


8 years Lol!!!

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
Schaub again holding on way too long...guess I wont b getting my playoff berth in fantasy (need 18-20pts from schaub)
1st Schaub has to be down by 14 before you have a chance for the points.

JB
12-13-2010, 09:33 PM
I'ma Texan fan...FML!!!

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:34 PM
My first though..how bout the aj short slant we haven't seen all year

How about ANYBODY on a short slant??

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:34 PM
How does this team not have a quick-hitting play they can use in shorter passing situations?

3rd and 4 and you drop way the hell back.

How about a quick slant.

Pathetic.

They only call the quick slants when it's 3rd and long. :mariopalm:

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:34 PM
Wow the commercial volume was low.

DexmanC
12-13-2010, 09:34 PM
Any defense that has a rep of being tough, Kubiak folds and it precipitates
down to the players.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:35 PM
1st Schaub has to be down by 14 before you have a chance for the points.

So ur saying 1 more drive and I have a shot ? Lol

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:36 PM
They just announce that the Ravens were expecting a pass rush from the Texans. How could they, since we don't have one of those.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:36 PM
jon gruden is trying to give kubiak some advice lol

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:36 PM
So ur saying 1 more drive and I have a shot ? Lol
Yes indeed

GP
12-13-2010, 09:37 PM
Bill Cowher has to see this team and wonder how in the hell Gary Kubiak has messed it up so badly.

I mean, good gawd almighty. They look clueless out there.

Dennison or Kubiak, or both of them, I don't know which...but someone has a really bad concept of pass plays and how to use them to the strength of our QB.

I even want Marciano gone. I think Kubiak has worn off on the guy. Even Marciano can't keep his ST unit playing well. It was only a matter of time.

LOOK!!!! Ravens just putting us on full blast.

At this point, we just need to get flat-out embarrassed at home tonight. We need the crowd to boo heavily and to start leaving early.

We need the crowd to cheer COWHER! COWHER! COWHER! Man, oh man, the MNF booth commentators would eat that up all night long.

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:37 PM
Gruden pretty much called out our defensive coaches...


And he's right, why the **** is Mario dropping back into coverage?

beerlover
12-13-2010, 09:37 PM
Texans in comfort zone, waiting to be down 14 before showing life :bubbles:

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
Swiss cheese shitty defense FTL.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
THAT IS NOT A TD. he was bobbling it the whole way

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
TD Ravens game on!
:mariopalm:

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
Down by 14...now we can play...

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
Awesome catch by Mason!

Great TD!

At least he was once an Oiler!

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
Wow unbelievable grab by Mason.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
Bill Cowher has to see this team and wonder how in the hell Gary Kubiak has messed it up so badly.

I mean, good gawd almighty. They look clueless out there.

Dennison or Kubiak, or both of them, I don't know which...but someone has a really bad concept of pass plays and how to use them to the strength of our QB.

I even want Marciano gone. I think Kubiak has worn off on the guy. Even Marciano can't keep his ST unit playing well. It was only a matter of time.

LOOK!!!! Ravens just putting us on full blast.

At this point, we just need to get flat-out embarrassed at home tonight. We need the crowd to boo heavily and to start leaving early.

We need the crowd to cheer COWHER! COWHER! COWHER! Man, oh man, the MNF booth commentators would eat that up all night long.


I really think Dennison has been a huge problem.

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
Dear America,

I apologize you have to see such a pathetic team.

leebigeztx
12-13-2010, 09:38 PM
typical texans game. The offense is suppose to protect the defense and yet again no points scored. Its just time for kubes to go.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:39 PM
Im surprised no stupid kube red flag this time

texanchris
12-13-2010, 09:39 PM
you know your bad when john Gruden is trying to give advice to your coaches

GP
12-13-2010, 09:39 PM
Derrick Mason: Abusing Texans defenders for 9 years now.

My friend couldn't decide whether to start Mason tonight or Rice for the Vikes.

I told him that Mason has this Texans defense figured out. And was I right?

I told my friend that Mason was going to go OFF on us tonight.

LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.

Kubiak is done.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:40 PM
man if i would hear the crowd chat "cowher cowher, cowher" i would shed a tear and sleep so good tongiht!

Blake
12-13-2010, 09:40 PM
Texans in comfort zone, waiting to be down 14 before showing life :bubbles:

Still gotta look at the tape at 1/2 time. Then we will put up just enough points to fall short.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:40 PM
Lol...without this forum I would have probably thrown my tv out the window weeks ago

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:40 PM
Well at least we won't have to worry about too many prime time games to lose next year.

imatexan
12-13-2010, 09:40 PM
This is making me sick, I am tired of not playing football in the first half, we better turn it around on this drive...the city of Houston deserves better than this in the national spotlight.

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:40 PM
Dear America,

I apologize you have to see such a pathetic team.

That was a great offensive TD call a duck a duck.

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
lol @ Texans on National TV...anyone who didn't see this coming is blind. :smiliepalm:

I have to :facepalm: myself though for getting worked up and wasting precious Shiner over this game like it matters and getting worked up over this game.

I can't help it, I love this team, but GOD damnit they make it hard to be a fan sometimes.

Thankfully I was missing work at my PT job tonight anyway cause I am sick so I don't feel like I am wasting money by not working on this game like the last MNF game.

Probably shouldn't be drinking, but hey, it's football.... :drunk:

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
Typical Kubes, team has 10 days and is still unprepared

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
It's 0-****ing-0 right now.

:kubepalm:

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
Well at least we won't have to worry about too many prime time games to lose next year.

I would prefer them all on Sunday personally.

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
Texans in comfort zone, waiting to be down 14 before showing life :bubbles:

That doesn't work against good teams with good, physical defenses.

Teams like the Ravens just pound you into submission.

We could do that against some lesser teams, but I wouldn't count on it tonight.

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
At least Slaton didn't take it out of the EZ so we have decent starting position.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:41 PM
**** you, Panasonic Viera.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
i cant wait for half time so i can go have a cigarette hahhaah

Hervoyel
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
This is just a really shitty football team and there's no way around it. Offense, defense, not-so-special teams, they're all just kind of "shitty". Talent is there in places, deep even at some positions but they aren't a team. They're just a bunch of guys out there making mistakes.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
This is where we score 17 straight points.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
:kubepalm:

Commence with your drinking. Drink a lot for all of us. I don't feel like getting up to get anything. Have a few for me.

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
This team can put up 21-28 points in a quarter hold on to your Jockeys.

GP
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
I really think Dennison has been a huge problem.

Yeah, it's McNair's fault. He hired Dennison.

Oh wait. Forgot that it is a FOKER (Friend Of Kubiak). Which means this is on Kubiak's shoulders. Again.

"Aww shucks, the Ravens are just a tough team. Gotta' give them credit for coming in here and whippin' us. Blah blah blah.." - Kubiak presser

GNTLEWOLF
12-13-2010, 09:42 PM
Derrick Mason: Abusing Texans defenders for 9 years now.

My friend couldn't decide whether to start Mason tonight or Rice for the Vikes.

I told him that Mason has this Texans defense figured out. And was I right?

I told my friend that Mason was going to go OFF on us tonight.

LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.

Kubiak is done.

I only wish.

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:43 PM
This is where we score 17 straight points.

Not tonight.

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:43 PM
I really think Dennison has been a huge problem.

Dennison is Kubiak's guy.......he wanted to take Dennison with him when he left Denver.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:43 PM
Yeah, it's McNair's fault. He hired Dennison.

Oh wait. Forgot that it is a FOKER (Friend Of Kubiak). Which means this is on Kubiak's shoulders. Again.

"Aww shucks, the Ravens are just a tough team. Gotta' give them credit for coming in here and whippin' us. Blah blah blah.." - Kubiak presser


LOL. Shanahan was a "FOKER" too, and he was just ****ing fine.

JB
12-13-2010, 09:43 PM
**** it! Don't matter anymore 'cause i'ma texan fan and am cursed for life!!!

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:44 PM
HAAHAH this game is almost funny at this point! lol

3 and out again!!!! HAHAAHAAHAHA

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:44 PM
Jesus could this team look shittier?

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:44 PM
i cant wait for half time so i can go have a cigarette hahhaah


Ahhh....luckily I have a glass sliding back door right near my TV in my apartment so I can still watch while I cancer it up!

gafftop
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
Texans down by 14 but they DON"T all of a sudden get BETTER. The other team loses interest and does not play all out. So the Texans look good until they get close or get ahead and THEN the other team wakes up and kicks the Texan's ass. McNair thinks they have great determination and all almost there but in reality they are bad. That is my take on this team. I hope the Ravens play all out the whole game and show McNair just what he has.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
I'd agree to spot them another 7 points and start out fresh in the 2nd down 21-0.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
3 and out , Damn Schaub stay on script!
:mariopalm:

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
OK, just gotta hold them to a FG and we're still in this.

*shake weight motion*

Pollardized
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hervoyel
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
It's a win-win situation for me tonight. If the Texans come alive somehow and pull out a win I can't get upset about seeing them win a game. At the same time if they lose, even badly then it's one game closer to change on the sideline and I can't get upset about that either.

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
why do i put myself through this sh*t?

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
New nickname...

Shortarm Schaub

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
Poor choice by schaub

Blake
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
The fans are starting to erupt.

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
This team can put up 21-28 points in a quarter hold on to your Jockeys.


I wouldn't count on that tonight...

Texans suck...

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:45 PM
Jesus could this team look shittier?

Ummm...no. And the fans are letting the team know it.
The Boos are drowning out everything else.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
KUBES is given it to schaub hahaha :mariopalm: on my wording lol

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
Kubes getting everyones Dennys order for after the game

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
It's a win-win situation for me tonight. If the Texans come alive somehow and pull out a win I can't get upset about seeing them win a game. At the same time if they lose, even badly then it's one game closer to change on the sideline and I can't get upset about that either.

Yep. If they lose tonight, even Vanderhomer has to shut up.

DocBar
12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
wow. What an ass whipping

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
another 3 and out....yay......

gonna heat up some brisket and a potatoe here in a minute....if the beginning of the 3rd is this shitty, anyone that has XBL and plays Split/Second is welcome to add me as a friend and play online with me...I'm about to check out.....

XBL name = H TOWN BALLA 80

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
Why does everything have to be a ****ing homerun?


What are the odds that Jacoby is going to haul in a 45 yard pass?

He can't even catch a 10 yard pass.

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
Wow Kubiak "coaching" his Offense up on the sidelines.

GP
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
TV camera showing Kubiak addressing Schaub and the offense. They all look super-pissed at each other.

Kubiak sensing that this is getting away from him.

DocBar
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
Cowher or Chucky?

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
Why does everything have to be a ****ing homerun?


What are the odds that Jacoby is going to haul in a 45 yards pass?

He can't even catch a 10 yard pass.

Ik lol. He couldn't catch a ball if u glued it on him

Hervoyel
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
Dennison is Kubiak's guy.......he wanted to take Dennison with him when he left Denver.

He wanted Frank Bush too. So far we've seen Bush actually make Richard Smith's defense look worse (didn't think that was possible) and now Dennison has the Texans offense rattling around in the bottom of the bowl. We have a running back and game but seem to have traded everything else to get it.

It's a pity Gary couldn't have assembled his coordinator "Dream Team" sooner. He'd be gone by now.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
I can't believe the defense is playing (much) better than the offense.

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:47 PM
That is a defensive 3 and out boys

Sweeeeeeeeeet

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
OK, just gotta hold them to a FG and we're still in this.

*shake weight motion*

LMFAO!!!!!! rep to you if it will let me sir. I assume I was the 1st to use the *shake weight motion* thing, but either way...hilarious!!!!

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
Wow Kubiak "coaching" his Offense up on the sidelines.

Is that what this is called??

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
So that's what a punt looks like

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
Schaub eyes a bulging ready to sling it now!

Hervoyel
12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
TV camera showing Kubiak addressing Schaub and the offense. They all look super-pissed at each other.

Kubiak sensing that this is getting away from him.

In classic Kubiak fashion he's "sensing" this a few weeks late to say the least.

DexmanC
12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
Commence with your drinking. Drink a lot for all of us. I don't feel like getting up to get anything. Have a few for me.

Why ya'll sad? This should be expected. Dennison's passing routes
seem photocopied from the Andy Reed playbook, but he doesn't
have receiver that can run 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage,
and gun it up the field 70 yards.

We REALLY miss Lil Shanny.

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Cowher or Chucky?

Chucky

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Why does every team seem to get good field position and we like our own EZ?

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Ravens d dont miss tackles

GP
12-13-2010, 09:49 PM
another 3 and out....yay......

gonna heat up some brisket and a potatoe here in a minute....if the beginning of the 3rd is this shitty, anyone that has XBL and plays Split/Second is welcome to add me as a friend and play online with me...I'm about to check out.....

XBL name = H TOWN BALLA 80

Well, I'm about to play XBL "Battlefield 1943" it's what I do when this crap ends up happening. Then I pause my game and flip to the TV input to see how much more we're down to our opponent.

At least I get to do something fun, something that I CAN CONTROL and SUCCEED at. Rather than sit here as a hostage to Kubiak's dumb ass.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Why does every team seem to get good field position and we like our own EZ?

And that is the biggest problem this year.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Kubes not even watching the play

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Oh God, Carr comes back to kill us again.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
OD tips for the int

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
There's the interception...

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Lewis pulled his arm back. Shouldn't have been thrown anyway.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

Nope

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:50 PM
It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

Hervoyel
12-13-2010, 09:51 PM
And that's the first half cherry on top right there.

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:51 PM
Shake weight motion at this team and coach..

http://www.cathrynbeeksordeal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shake_weight_for_men-300x219.jpg

PhilpW
12-13-2010, 09:51 PM
21 nothing coming up, then we can put up some stats.

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:51 PM
Kubes certainly isn't winning the crowd.

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:51 PM
The Texans suck.

mariowillshine15
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

Kubes to a dumpster?

The trashes stink is overwhelming.

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
Kubiak is getting exposed for the fraud he is as a head coach.

Same stupid shit year after year.......nobody beats themselves more than the Houston Texans.

Mr teX
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
Where's the "it ends today" thread? We're seeing it unravel for the ol' boy. McNair open up your suite window so you can here the boo birds. Next you need to smack Smith sitting next to you & come down to sideline & get your downsize on!!

PhilpW
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

You mean under-thrown to?

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
http://www.sportsgrindent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/paperbagfan.jpg

Blake
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

Nope

Incorrect. He was targeted twice in the first series.

Texas T
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

It was twice-both in the first quarter.
I think they are just getting the Ravens in a false sense of security.
They did the same thing last week and in the second half AJ got 149 yds...

GP
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
(10) Freaky Schaub interception that we knew would happen? Check.

Please God, let the Ravens score a quick TD.

Then have Slaton fumble and lose the ball on the kickoff. And another Ravens TD after that.

And then may the crowd chant COWHER! COWHER! COWHER!

The guys from the board, who are at the game, need to run around and have the fans start chanting COWHER! COWHER! COWHER!

It's the only beneficial thing we can get out of this MNF game: To have the commentators pick it up and REPEAT it on national TV. Then, it will be on the sports shows when they talk about the game tomorrow.

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

Me to bathroom. Must relieve myself of all this S**T.

texanchris
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
schaubs usually good for 1 stupid interception each game. at least we got it over with in the first half...

rmartin65
12-13-2010, 09:52 PM
I get all pumped to watch the Texans, I rarely get the chance due to my location (Ohio). Then this shit happens. How do you guys do it every week? Its like getting kicked in the nads on every other play.

And spare me the "true" fan spiel.

80tothezone
12-13-2010, 09:53 PM
act like if u win the game ur gonna get candy!!!!

Texanmike jr..

gafftop
12-13-2010, 09:53 PM
I don't think the Texans's come back to make it close because they are going to quit tonight. They are done. Cushing looks SCARED.

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:53 PM
Where's the "it ends today" thread? We're seeing it unravel for the ol' boy. McNair open up your suite window so you can here the boo birds. Next you need to smack Smith sitting next to you & come down to sideline & get your downsize on!!

He needs to go to his office and start signing severance checks.

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 09:53 PM
Where's the "it ends today" thread? We're seeing it unravel for the ol' boy. McNair open up your suite window so you can here the boo birds. Next you need to smack Smith sitting next to you & come down to sideline & get your downsize on!!

I want to hear a "Fire Kubiak!" chant.

burro
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
Can McNair look past being embarrassed on national television 3 times in one year? I certainly hope not.

:kubepalm:

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
I get all pumped to watch the Texans, I rarely get the chance due to my location (Ohio). Then this shit happens. How do you guys do it every week? Its like getting kicked in the nads on every other play.

And spare me the "true" fan spiel.

You mean to tell me you only get to see them once or twice a year when they're on national TV? You do know this is 2010, right? You do know you can stream games over the internet, right?

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
Did they say fooled Cushing or Fool Cushing?:kitten:

Mr teX
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
And that is the biggest problem this year.

Special teams has made 1 play this year..the block punt against SD. They are a complete joke.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
Amobi Blowkoye.

DexmanC
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

I don't think they quit on the coach. I think the Texans are afraid
of a broken jaw if they want to make a game out of this.

gafftop
12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
How come we have BABIES for our head coordinator positions.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:55 PM
Did they say fooled Cushing or Fool Cushing?:kitten:

Same thing

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:55 PM
Abusti Okoye somehow offsides, nice.

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:55 PM
(10) Freaky Schaub interception that we knew would happen? Check.

Please God, let the Ravens score a quick TD.

Then have Slaton fumble and lose the ball on the kickoff. And another Ravens TD after that.

And then may the crowd chant COWHER! COWHER! COWHER!

The guys from the board, who are at the game, need to run around and have the fans start chanting COWHER! COWHER! COWHER!

It's the only beneficial thing we can get out of this MNF game: To have the commentators pick it up and REPEAT it on national TV. Then, it will be on the sports shows when they talk about the game tomorrow.

It would be funnier if they started chanting GRUDEN GRUDEN GRUDEN with him in the house.

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:55 PM
Me to bathroom. Must relieve myself of all this S**T.
See you at the draft!

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
No one near it to recover...because we have no pressure except for pollard

rmartin65
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
You mean to tell me you only get to see them once or twice a year when they're on national TV? You do know this is 2010, right? You do know you can stream games over the internet, right?

The computer I have is pretty shitty, video does not work that well. And buying either a new one or NFL Sunday ticket is out of the question, as I am but a poor college student.

texanchris
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
so now that we had some success with the saftey blitz, Bush is going to go back to our vanilla cover 2 defense

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Hilarious

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
shoeless derrick mason with the TD hahahahaha

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Lol!!!

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Same thing


Yep

PhilpW
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
there it is 3rd and long TD

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Shoeless Derrick Mason for the TD!!!!!!!

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
patchwork Defense is starting to show it self

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
3rd & 14
3rd & 6
3rd & 14
3rd & 16

All converted..latest for a td

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
Lmao.

GP
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
LOL!!!!

I told my friend to start Mason. He doubted me. I then URGED him.

And he did. And look: He's abusing them.

Blake
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
Oh yeah Im starting Kerry Collins next week.

Sal Rosenberg
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
we blow

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
Did Frank Bush just discover what a safety blitz was when he watched tape from the Pitt-Bal game last week or something?

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 09:57 PM
Hear that Uncle Bob? Your 10 year honeymoon is about over.

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
3RD & 16?!?!?! 3RD & 16!!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!

http://i55.tinypic.com/n5lusm.gif

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
Threw a shoe............sounds like we're watching a horse race.:mariopalm:

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
LOL!!!!

I told my friend to start Mason. He doubted me. I then URGED him.

And he did. And look: He's abusing them.

Well, arent YOU the fantasy genius? Telling your friend to start the guy playing against the shittiest pass defense in the league? Someone should offer you a membership to MENSA.

gafftop
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
Get your head out of you ass McNair. Open you ****ing eyes and ears.

GP
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
Derrick Mason: Abusing Texans defenders since 2001.

Rey
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
I knew the Ravens were about to score....I just felt it...

Its what good teams do to shitty teams...

axman40
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
Well it is time for some Blue Bell!

RTP2110
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
This team is an embarrassment. Just an absolute waste of time.

Spled
12-13-2010, 09:58 PM
Kubiak is watching his job go up in smoke.

JB
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
LOL!!!!

I told my friend to start Mason. He doubted me. I then URGED him.

And he did. And look: He's abusing them.

Gloating like this you come across like a mothe****in' troll SOB. I'm pissed ****you very much!

GP
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Well, arent YOU the fantasy genius? Telling your friend to start the guy playing against the shittiest pass defense in the league? Someone should offer you a membership to MENSA.

Mason is 14-year-veteran. Dude almost retired.

He's no world beater. But he sure knows how to beat the Texans.

LOL!!!!

mariowillshine15
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
An all out blitz and not ONE guy gets there?

HTown2ATX
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Kubiak is watching his job go up in smoke.

One can only hope.

CloakNNNdagger
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Watch another wasted time before the half.

TheIronDuke
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Man, national TV, getting blown out, crowd booing this shitty team we have. We gotta get a new coach in here F Kubes.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Aj sighting...its been awhile

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
mike tirico just said the texans were garbage!!!! HAA

Carr Bombed
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Can you imagine of Andre ever got to play with someone like Flacco?

imatexan
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Such a beautiful stadium.

Such a terrible game, team,coaching,players,everything.

GP
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Gloating like this you come across like a mothe****in' troll SOB. I'm pissed ****you very much!

You're pissed because you are WRONG.

You held out hope. You fooled only yourself.

Hate yourself, JB.

I had nothing to do with the feelings you have. You just can't stand it that you're wrong and that you got all over my ass for being a soaper....

Well, soak it in. Soak this crap in, bro.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
See help over the top helps..where the hell are our safeties on coverage?

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Well it is time for some Blue Bell!

Hmmm. I have egg nog, rum... Mmmmmmmm.:beerfunnel:

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Now Baltimore is just pinning their ears back.

PhilpW
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
For those too young to remember, this is how the Oilers used to do it. Total embarrassment in prime time.

TexanBacker93
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
I am so glad I sold my tickets to this piece of garbage.

Hervoyel
12-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Kubiak is watching his job go up in smoke.

Like I said, it's a win-win situation

rmartin65
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
So AJ does play on the team... Interesting.

Mr. Texan
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
"garbage effort"

BetaV1
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
I think the soapers will get their wish after the season.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
Jones drop again

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
jacoby jones cant catch a football lol

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
We're a 28 minute team anyway. Can't wait to see this week's futile attempt at making this a game.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
Jacoby is done as a Texan.

burro
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
I hate to watch this happen to a team I love. I can only place hope in the Houston fans to boo loud enough to break through McNair's thick skull and reach his ear drums. Boo, fans. BOO! We want Cowher/Gruden/Cheese sandwich with a headset. Anything.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 10:01 PM
Bahahahahahaha

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 10:02 PM
They have quit.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 10:02 PM
Unprepared playing like we don't give a shit

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 10:02 PM
Catch the MOTHER****ING BALL.

rmartin65
12-13-2010, 10:02 PM
"The Texans deserve to be booed."

Haha

OD has some stone hands tonight.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-13-2010, 10:02 PM
Time to give Thor some playing time. He should be starting next season.

ChrisG
12-13-2010, 10:02 PM
They have quit.

Oh yeah..hopefully mcnair sees that. They have completely given up on Kubes and the coordinators

BetaV1
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
"The Texans deserved to get boo'ed." -- Gruden.

Jottoz
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
Schaub having to overcome his wide receivers tonight!

GP
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
You're pissed because you are WRONG.

You held out hope. You fooled only yourself.

Hate yourself, JB.

I had nothing to do with the feelings you have. You just can't stand it that you're wrong and that you got all over my ass for being a soaper....

Well, soak it in. Soak this crap in, bro.

I have provided my reasons as to why it's foolish to think GARY KUBIAK is going to turn this trash around and make it work correctly.

Yet some of you think you can get as cute as Kubiak's philosophy and come out on the winning end? Yeah, I'm to blame. It's all GP's fault.

LOL. Boo hoo.

Mr teX
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
I hate to watch this happen to a team I love. I can only place hope in the Houston fans to boo loud enough to break through McNair's thick skull and reach his ear drums. Boo, fans. BOO! We want Cowher/Gruden/Cheese sandwich with a headset. Anything.

LoL!!!

Mr. White
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
Our guys can't catch a case of herpes.

hot pickle
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
there he is!!!!! andre!!!!

Blake
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
Get ready for the turnover. I just cant see them converting here.

TheMatrix31
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
Wow, what a play!

axman40
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
There it is!

Pantherstang84
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
Nice play by Shortarm Schaub.

rmartin65
12-13-2010, 10:03 PM
AJ score! Totally worth losing my FF game for that.