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Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
Holy sheep shit!! Man i wish i had foster for my fantasy league!! Lol

SAMURAITEXAN
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
2nd TD by Foster!!!

Now, we have an edge!!!

Go Texans!!!

Kimmy
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
wow. We have a bunch of no names. So far I've heard Adrian Foxter, Jamaal Brown, Andre Johnston.

I'm glad to see our no name players stepping up.

Mike

Dont forget about Joel Dressing

Pollardized
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
TD ADRIAN Foster!!!!

lmao at announcers not knowing names!!!!!!!!!!!

midway
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
I think we should petition the NFL to allow us to start down 14-0. Sadly, this team has me so jaded that I'm just wondering how we blow it and am not willing to let myself get excited :/

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
Okay - we're ahead... now go for the FRIGGIN throat!

Mr. Texan
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
:woot2::yahoo::woot2::yahoo::woot2::yahoo:

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Holy sheep shit!! Man i wish i had foster for my fantasy league!! Lol

I do. My opponent has Maclin and AJ. Foster is leading them 24.9 to 18

sandmanx
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Hey, thats what I am drinking.

Had to dip into the kids capri suns. No mixer.

Way to step up to the plate and find a mixer! I had half a bottle of dr. pepper left from earlier that I'm using to mix.

Pantherstang84
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Could they actually do it?!

Don't you dare say it?

Texas T
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Somewhere out there, SheTexan is saying very nasty "I told you so" sounds about all of us...

SORRY, MA'AM....I'm so ashamed.


:truck:

Maybe all our b*tchin' is what did it. I'm not sorry at all!
Maybe I'll apologize if we manage to win this game and not blow it in the 4th...'cause that's never happened.

Kimmy
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Holy sheep shit!! Man i wish i had foster for my fantasy league!! Lol

1st person I drafted. And just picked up Dreesen :bender:

Thorn
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
1st QTR: We Suck
2nd QTR: We Suck
3rd QTR: Back in saddle boys!
4th QTR: ??

Pollardized
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Holy sheep shit!! Man i wish i had foster for my fantasy league!! Lol

I actually drafted him in the 2nd round of both my leagues. Everyone was talking smack in the chat box!!!!!

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
I am loving the play we are getting from Jamaal Brown.

HJam72
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
I think maybe we better keep Foster.

kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Knew 8pts was far too much to give us.

Another good day out for the front 4....

JB
12-02-2010, 09:39 PM
Damn. I sure hope Dan I. is doing ok up there. Wasn't too worried when we were looking like shit, but now I'm a bit worried for him and his family... I was going to say that I was worried about his fat ugly ass Be safe my friend!

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:39 PM
Find your (almonds) and make this friggin' HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 09:39 PM
Take another bow, baby!


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kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
1st QTR: We Suck
2nd QTR: We Suck
3rd QTR: Back in saddle boys!
4th QTR: ??

Given we have been a great offensive team in the 4th I'm optimistic.... as long as they are more than a TD back.

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
Wat kindof kick off was that

Texanmike02
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
Foster, Australian for TOUCHDOWN!

Foster!!! Texan for TD.... and blown kisses.

Both repped.

Mike

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
Way to step up to the plate and find a mixer! I had half a bottle of dr. pepper left from earlier that I'm using to mix.

Sometimes you do what you gotta do.

And FYI, vodka and beer not so bad.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
What's with the kicks that aren't in the endzone?

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
What is this with short kicks again all of a sudden?

texans90
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
What is wrong with Rackers kickoffs tonight geez he can't even get themto the 15

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:41 PM
I gotta wake up at 0400 for a Toy ruck march in the mornin'...looks like Ima be a tired sumbitch in the mornin lol

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 09:41 PM
What's with the kicks that aren't in the endzone?

For both teams yeah having problems kicking the ball I guess.

texanchris
12-02-2010, 09:42 PM
not to sound negative or anything but i have a feeling texans will lose this in another dramatic way...

JB
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
What is this with short kicks again all of a sudden?

Coach Joe's creative coaching again...:kubepalm:

axman40
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
What is wrong with Rackers kickoffs tonight geez he can't even get themto the 15
Rackers wants to hit someone , he is FIRED UP!

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
36 degree/29 degree chill index

kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
not to sound negative or anything but i have a feeling texans will lose this in another dramatic way...

You choose that negativity as your first post? What a way to make an entrance.

With posts like that, you'll fit right in though.

redwhiteANDblue
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
I know. I'm getting too greedy but please god give us one more turnover!

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
Sometimes you do what you gotta do.

And FYI, vodka and beer not so bad.

Vodka and beer? Impressive.

JB
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
not to sound negative or anything but i have a feeling texans will lose this in another dramatic way...

Terrible first post buddy!

Jottoz
12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
1st person I drafted. And just picked up Dreesen :bender:

I am enjoying Foster this year!!!!

Single handedly won 3 games for me!

Texanmike02
12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
not to sound negative or anything but i have a feeling texans will lose this in another dramatic way...

This is your first post, but obviously you've been a Texans fan for a while. Maybe an old Oilers fan? Nobody is jaded like we are.

Mike

Texas T
12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
I think we should petition the NFL to allow us to start down 14-0. Sadly, this team has me so jaded that I'm just wondering how we blow it and am not willing to let myself get excited :/

Don't worry you ain't the only one.

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
I actually drafted him in the 2nd round of both my leagues. Everyone was talking smack in the chat box!!!!!

I drafted him in the 10th round. Everyone thought the Texans would be a passing team in my league!

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
not to sound negative or anything but i have a feeling texans will lose this in another dramatic way...

Way to go out on a limb.


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Showtime100
12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
not to sound negative or anything but i have a feeling texans will lose this in another dramatic way...

THIS is how you start your posting here on TexansTalk? :) Good luck man. And welcome to the board.

burro
12-02-2010, 09:45 PM
So, I'm aware that I've been a pretty limp richard tonight (its hard not to be), but I'll give the pink soap a rest if we manage to win this game.

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:45 PM
Coach Joe's creative coaching again...:kubepalm:

I'd say the balls are cold and dead..............but they keep them warm for the KOs.................coaching like most past games.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:45 PM
We just need a stop now (or an interception for a TD return) and then march that hand right off the clock.

Texas T
12-02-2010, 09:45 PM
36 degree/29 degree chill index

I was just outside with my dog and it is cooooooold!
Frost on my truck already.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:46 PM
Man up, man up, man up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

axman40
12-02-2010, 09:46 PM
Texans D
:kubepalm:

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:46 PM
No one 5 feet from Vick

Texanmike02
12-02-2010, 09:46 PM
For all that has been made of my signature at every post. My legal first name is Chris.

I go by Mike, but figured someone else would find that funny.

Mike

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:47 PM
I was just outside with my dog and it is cooooooold!
Frost on my truck already.

Dude, move to Texas

swtbound07
12-02-2010, 09:47 PM
For all that has been made of my signature at every post. My legal first name is Chris.

I go by Mike, but figured someone else would find that funny.

Mike

Really? All this time. Wow

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:47 PM
Does our defense just close their eyes right before they try to make a tackle? Too many whiffs.

RTP2110
12-02-2010, 09:47 PM
Pressure was working, why did we go back to a soft zone??

texans90
12-02-2010, 09:47 PM
I blame Rackers sorry kickoff for this drive you can't give Vick the ball at midfield and expect a stop

Texas T
12-02-2010, 09:47 PM
Just when we were all saying something nice then the normal D shows up.

gafftop
12-02-2010, 09:48 PM
need a TO

kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:48 PM
Does our defense just close their eyes right before they try to make a tackle? Too many whiffs.

There quick backs and wideouts have made our players look slow and stiff all game.

axman40
12-02-2010, 09:48 PM
Vick td
:kubepalm:

Texas T
12-02-2010, 09:48 PM
Dude, move to Texas

Wish I could but the Air Force says otherwise...

texanhead08
12-02-2010, 09:48 PM
I blame Rackers sorry kickoff for this drive you can't give Vick the ball at midfield and expect a stop


Did you ever think he might have been instructed to kick it like that??

HJam72
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
For all that has been made of my signature at every post. My legal first name is Chris.

I go by Mike, but figured someone else would find that funny.

Mike

That's really interesting, David. :)

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Fine... go ahead and trade TD's with them, as long as we end up with the last one.... and don't play for the FG's!

sandmanx
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
I mixed vodka and beer and Vick scores, looks like it's not the magical formula.

:kubepalm:

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/picard-no-facepalm.jpg

nut
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Knew 8pts was far too much to give us.

Another good day out for the front 4....

Never count yer chickens.

TexanExile
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
That poor little bastard with Vick's sideline coat practically killed himself trying to get it over his shoulders. Maybe the shortest, roundest guy on the staff shouldn't have that job.

kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Team to have the ball last wins?

HJam72
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
OK, it's up to Foster. We just need a 13 minute drive and a TD to end it.

That's all.

midway
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
I believe I was listening to one of the local sports stations the other day and the short kickoff subject came up and they said that the Texans philosophy is they want the other team to return because there's a chance of causing a turnover.

It sounded stupid enough to be true.

burro
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
#@!#

Why do we only play aggressive D when we are losing? I wish we could manage to get a shot of Frank Bush facepalming so we could have a smiley (?) for these situations.

Showtime100
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
For all that has been made of my signature at every post. My legal first name is Chris.

I go by Mike, but figured someone else would find that funny.

Mike

Glad we got that straight, Michael. Now can it.

Back to the game.

Thorn
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
* sigh *

Back to reality. Maybe our offense can move down the field again. It's the 4th quarter when they score the most, and their behind, so the Texans are right on schedule. LOL

kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
Never count yer chickens.

Still within 8pts and I trust our offense to keep us close.

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
I mixed vodka and beer and Vick scores, looks like it's not the magical formula.

:kubepalm:

Did you see him score twice??????

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 09:50 PM
Did anyone see Pollard's covering skills on that 30 yard completion? I mean DeSean just ran right past him, then there were guys behind Pollard also unable to step up and make the play.

Texans Defense everyone.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:51 PM
Houston Texans, do you want the nation to know who you are, what you can do, where you're going? This drive - slow and long, 7 points.

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:51 PM
Thats what I'm thinkin but since we held it majority of the 3rd quarter I think we're good...

kiwitexansfan
12-02-2010, 09:51 PM
* sigh *

Back to reality. Maybe our offense can move down the field again. It's the 4th quarter when they score the most, and their behind, so the Texans are right on schedule. LOL

Its in their comfort zone to play that way.

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Slaton no return again

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Slaton sucks at kick returns.

burro
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Jerome Mathis - I miss you.

HJam72
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
I go by HJam, but my real name is IHopeVickGetsInjured. :)

cdollaz
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Another Slaton kickoff fail.

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Give it to Foster.

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
No, no, no Slaton - the kicking team is running down the other lane of the field... turn back.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
If there was no one else on the filed Slaton would fall down at the 22.

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
I miss JJ Moses

texans90
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Jacoby needs to be returning kicks slaton looks like andy Reid out there returning kicks

steelbtexan
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Terrible first post buddy!

Hanging offense IMHO

Or he has to listen to 12 straight hrs of Kubes press confrences.

LOL

Dont worry the Texans are going on their annual save Kubes job streak after a annual 4 game losing streak.

Texans are going to win this one.

HJam72
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Slaton sucks at kick returns.

Seems like I've heard that somewhere before.

JB
12-02-2010, 09:52 PM
Slaton has 6 blockers, and can't utilize any of them?

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:53 PM
I thought that one would be intercepted.

BullsOnParade
12-02-2010, 09:53 PM
Steve Slaton should not be returning kicks.

swtbound07
12-02-2010, 09:53 PM
i love slaton..but damn he is killing me
should not be returning kicks.

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:53 PM
I miss JJ Moses

Hell yea...

Texan4Ever
12-02-2010, 09:53 PM
I see Jason Allen has an INT and 8 tackles. How is he doing coverage-wise? *I can't watch the game*

sandmanx
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Did you see him score twice??????

Nah, I'm fine. I've got an iron stomach that doesn't mind any sort of mixing of alcohol types. It's a curse really, because it doesn't teach me to not do that immediately, rather than the next day.

RTP2110
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Fvckin shoot Dwayne Brown!

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Duane Brown again

Pollardized
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Damn it Jammal!!!

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
3 False starts for Duane Brown.

nut
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Will 42 pts be enough?

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
The curse of Chester Pitts strikes again.

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Wtf

Kimmy
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Someone kick Jamal Brown for me ...

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
Schaub 0/200 on the bootleg

JB
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
3rd FS against Brown? I guess he has replaced Pitts as our penalty machine...

gafftop
12-02-2010, 09:54 PM
I hate that roll out

gafftop
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
Free play and that is what you do. DA

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
Ha ha, free play equals 2 yard pass play

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
Philly has been off sides quite a bit without calls.

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
We getta free play and Schaub throws it 2 yards...wtf :mariopalm:

midway
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
That's exactly what I was thinking.

Showtime100
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
I don't think Schaub know the potential of the free play. :pissed:

BullsOnParade
12-02-2010, 09:55 PM
Free play and Schaub goes to the 1 yard drag route...

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
Ha ha, free play equals 2 yard pass play

That has got to be a first: free play-> negative yardage!

Pollardized
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
I miss JJ Moses

I'll tell him you said that at church Saturday night!!!!

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
Damn it Jammal!!!

This, funny.

midway
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
Excellent play call there.

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
First AJ then Dreesen

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
.... and another 2 yard dumpoff. Way to channel your inner HWSNBM

axman40
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
punt time
:kubepalm:

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
Hahahaha

TexanExile
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
OMG Schaub.

swtbound07
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
skip to my schaub? really? christ

TheIronDuke
12-02-2010, 09:56 PM
WTF Schaub can't throw a 5 yard pass now???

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Schaub can't think with a .............

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Wow Schaub... We all know your arm is weak but come on.

Kimmy
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Why doesnt he run?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

midway
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Jesus Christ, wide open Kevin Walter for a first down and he BOUNCES IT. Shit he could have RUN FOR THAT.

God I ****ing hate being a Texans fan.

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
This game is done...thanx Schaub...

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Run the ****in ball man!

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Thorn
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Well, that sucked.

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Someone get Schaub a nerf ball, that one is too heavy.

JB
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Schaub you freakin' *****!!!


Asshole! WTF is the matter with you?

nut
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Why didnt schaub run that?

Pantherstang84
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Schaub the retard is giving me Tourette's. Run Forest Run!

gary
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Run the freaking ball Shaub.

BullsOnParade
12-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Very frustrating.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Time for punter dude to go.

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Cmon Jamaal Brown, calm down!

GuerillaBlack
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
What the hell is wrong with Schaub? Freaking run it man. Nothing but green grass in front of you.

Texas T
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Why the hell doesn't Schaub run when there is no one anywhere near him??
Drives me nuts.

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
I'll tell him you said that at church Saturday night!!!!

Hey ask him if he wants to play again, the Texans have a need.

axman40
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Someone get Schaub a nerf ball, that one is too heavy.
true

Jottoz
12-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Ref's might of just determinded this game

Major Bull ****!

So.......................

tomorrow morning when everyone is bitching about Kubiak

Don't forget that call!

Just Sayin

burro
12-02-2010, 09:59 PM
Ugh. Dump offs in inappropriate situations, under throws, and just plain ol god awful throws. Schaub looks like the other #8 out there.

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 09:59 PM
You can't get by in critical situations with a QB in concrete gollashes (sp?).

TexanExile
12-02-2010, 09:59 PM
Eagles LB would've killed him if he ran with that. He's too slow. But there's no excuse for not throwing that to Walter.

panamamyers
12-02-2010, 09:59 PM
It's going to be tough to take that next step as a team with Schaub at quarterback.
He screws up in the most key situations. You HAVE to complete that ball if you're an NFL quarterback with any designs of a Super Bowl run at any point in your career.

JB
12-02-2010, 09:59 PM
Kubiak, it's all your fault! I don't care if you put your players in a position to succeed, if they suck, you suck! Asshole!

BullsOnParade
12-02-2010, 09:59 PM
I've come to the realization that it's not our coaches; it's our players.

Pantherstang84
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
Say good night Gracie.

axman40
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
I feel the bite of the dagger coming.
:kubepalm:

TexanExile
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
Good grief, Diles.

JB
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
**** you Frank Bush!!!

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
Our d hasn't done anything xtra stupid yet..but schaub sure has

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
I've come to the realization that it's not our coaches; it's our players.

I've been trying to say that for a while.


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Texas T
12-02-2010, 10:00 PM
Holy crap how does our defense keep letting stuff like this happen??

burro
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Oh great...now the run D is going to suck too?

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Great vision and tackling

texanhead08
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Nice job by Pollard running himself out of the play.

Pantherstang84
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
I've come to the realization that it's not our coaches; it's our players.

I've come to the realization it is probably both.

midway
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Holy crap how does our defense keep letting stuff like this happen??

Because they are very bad.

:kubepalm:

JB
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Frank Bush you are an asshole!!!

gafftop
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
We all know why we got Pollard off the street
Talks the talk....

cdollaz
12-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Our d hasn't done anything xtra stupid yet..but schaub sure has

Well, they've missed about half their tackles.

BullsOnParade
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
I've been trying to say that for a while.


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I think the #1 cut in the off-season, should be Rick Smith.

TexanExile
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Our d hasn't done anything xtra stupid yet..but schaub sure has

Our D does something stupid on virtually every play.

Showtime100
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
This is rich. One little uprising in a potential losing cause wipes out 5 years of going nowhere. :bender:

DerekLee1
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
I hate this f'ing defense.

axman40
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
the only hope is to hold them to a FG

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
At least hold em to 3 points...shit...

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
http://i939.photobucket.com/albums/ad236/TEXANRED/demotivational-poster-lion-facepaw1.jpg

gafftop
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Where is the guy that prayed for a turnover before

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Frank Bush you are an asshole!!!

That.

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Well, they've missed about half their tackles.

That is par for us...nothin unusual

sandmanx
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
And it looks like the toilet has officially started swirling around...

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
Houston Texans......Houston Texans........Houston Texans number One........Everybody now...............Houston Texans.............Houston

axman40
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
push em back via the yellow hankies

nut
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
I've come to the realization it is probably both.

Our brilliant coaches picked our brilliant players. BTW, who drafted Foster among our brain trust?

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
That's what I'm talkin' about.

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
Bad call, but I'll take it.

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axman40
12-02-2010, 10:04 PM
Pollard down

gafftop
12-02-2010, 10:04 PM
no shit sherlock. Mario never is a big factor.

Hervoyel
12-02-2010, 10:04 PM
That crap Schaub pulls where he wusses out and throws the ball into the ground killed us in one fell swoop. That's why he will never be more than hamburger. Brady, Manning, they're steak. Carr was spam. Schaub is hamburger

OzzO
12-02-2010, 10:04 PM
Pollard got the piss knocked out of him.

Pollardized
12-02-2010, 10:04 PM
Celek knocked the piss out of pollard

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 10:04 PM
Wind knocked out of him. He will be OK.

I have that same look before.

burro
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
I hope Pollard is okay - but WTF is with the announcer saying that Pollard has "had a big day for Houston"?. He's been crap the entire game.

Texas T
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
Well it looks like everyone will get their wish and Pollard will be out for at least one down.

axman40
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
3rd and 19

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
I nvr hope for an injury but at least we will have one play without Pollard messin it up

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
Pollard will be okay..

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
That hit didn't look bad at all...just sayin...he shoulda went for the ball, at least I hope he was...

OzzO
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
That crap Schaub pulls where he wusses out and throws the ball into the ground killed us in one fell swoop. That's why he will never be more than hamburger. Brady, Manning, they're steak. Carr was spam. Schaub is hamburger

But mix in a little ArianAndre Helper and it's not so bad.

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
I hope it's not a clavicle...looks like that was where he was hit.

gary
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
I do not want to harp on anyone because I am sure this is not fun for the team but Matt makes me angry sometimes.

drewmar74
12-02-2010, 10:05 PM
Yes but did he pee down the leg just then.

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 10:06 PM
I don't think Mario has had that bad of a game, Vick is no ordinary QB as they talk about every minute of the game.

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 10:06 PM
I nvr hope for an injury but at least we will have one play without Pollard messin it up

And do we have that's better than Pollard?

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 10:06 PM
3rd and 19

they better hold em

TheIronDuke
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Mario sucks.

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
It might as well be a first down..

BullsOnParade
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Our brilliant coaches picked our brilliant players. BTW, who drafted Foster among our brain trust?

Someone on our staff is making serious talent mis-evaluations. I'm not sure if it's a coach or our GM. BTW, Foster was undrafted.

midway
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
This one announcer is annoying the hell out of me.

Texas T
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Crap...

Imatexanfan
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Thanx D for givin em a 1st down DUMBASSES!!

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Oh God.

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panamamyers
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Troy Nolan with a whiff lol

Geezuz....we are the keystone cops out there.

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Mario sucks.

Yes he does.......the most overrated DE in the NFL. The guy puts up empty stats. It's either a sack or nothing at all...where's the "consistent pressure".

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
His knee was down 2 yds back

OzzO
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
"watch his left cheek"

... not that there's anything wong with that.

axman40
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
:kubepalm:

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
Is Sharpton really worse than Bentley?

gafftop
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
Can't stop 3 and 19 you don't deserve to win. No pass rush. a Joke

nut
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
Someone on our staff is making serious talent mis-evaluations. I'm not sure if it's a coach or our GM. BTW, Foster was undrafted.

Exactly.

ChrisG
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
How can we not stop a 3rd and 19!!!

JB
12-02-2010, 10:08 PM
We're screwed now...

Pantherstang84
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
Story of the Texans. Always the bridesmaid. Never the bride.

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
No way this isn't a first down.


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ensign_lee
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
Where the hell is the unnecessary roughness penalty on the offense on Celek?

Geez, if roles were reversed, Pollard surely would have had a flag called on him. (@*^@&%@&$@&*%@@^%

axman40
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
That was the damn dagger!
:kubepalm:

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
We're screwed now...

Yep, Texans don't win these calls even if they are supposed to.

panamamyers
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
I can't think of a single person on the team that ever makes intelligent football plays. That's our problem, we just have an incredibly low football iq as an overall team.
What is Nolan doing there?

Just go up and make sure he doesn't stretch out there.
Just horrible situational awareness....

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
How can we not stop a 3rd and 19!!!

How can we not stop a 4th and FOREVER......IDK, ask the Jags :)

CharloTex
12-02-2010, 10:09 PM
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texans90
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Tonight showed how weak Kevin bentley really is,he has Vick and let's him go he has celek can't being him down and that's just to name a couple

Showtime100
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Anybody see that Old Spice commercial with Ray Lewis? That's next week.

fiasco west
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Where the hell is the unnecessary roughness penalty on the offense on Celek?

Geez, if roles were reversed, Pollard surely would have had a flag called on him. (@*^@&%@&$@&*%@@^%

Agreed, Celek just lowered his head and banged his into Pollards.

gafftop
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
it really doesn't matter they can get it on fourth down

BSofA04
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
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cdollaz
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Where the hell is the unnecessary roughness penalty on the offense on Celek?

Geez, if roles were reversed, Pollard surely would have had a flag called on him. (@*^@&%@&$@&*%@@^%

You're kidding, right?

run-david-run
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Where the hell is the unnecessary roughness penalty on the offense on Celek?

Geez, if roles were reversed, Pollard surely would have had a flag called on him. (@*^@&%@&$@&*%@@^%

No doubt. If that's Pollard hitting Celek, guaranteed 15 yard penalty and $25K fine.

DerekLee1
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
I hate that f'ing rule.

steelbtexan
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Kubiak, it's all your fault! I don't care if you put your players in a position to succeed, if they suck, you suck! Asshole!

WOW

What happened JB?

Keep the faith

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Pollard would have kicked his ass.

CloakNNNdagger
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
32 hit him with his shoulder instead of holding him back.

panamamyers
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
And Allen just standing there looking while Bentley tries to get him down by himself.

TheMatrix31
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
*sigh*


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nut
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
We have a great defense. Our coaches are great too. Hip, hip, hooray.

Carr Bombed
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
I can't think of a single person on the team that ever makes intelligent football plays. That's our problem, we just have an incredibly low football iq as an overall team.What is Nolan doing there?

Just go up and make sure he doesn't stretch out there.
Just horrible situational awareness....



That's called COACHING!

All of the players we have were pretty successful in college and came from big programs......well they were successful until they came here.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
That was 3rd and 19... :kubepalm:

JB
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
Chickenshit ref crew!

TEXANRED
12-02-2010, 10:11 PM
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sandmanx
12-02-2010, 10:12 PM
5-7, our familiar friend, here we come!
:kubepalm:

gafftop
12-02-2010, 10:12 PM
need to be agressive again

JB
12-02-2010, 10:12 PM
Shuttup Millen you dick!