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Koolaid Time
11-29-2010, 01:52 PM
Drop the game winning pass, and he blames God.


From his Twitter Page

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO... about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by 100+ people

http://twitter.com/StevieJohnson13/status/9006757670031360

Ryan
11-29-2010, 01:54 PM
I really feel for the guy...i think he's gonna be a special player one day if he can recover from this.

GlassHalfFull
11-29-2010, 01:54 PM
A fine example of when not to tweet.

GP
11-29-2010, 02:10 PM
Ewwwww....that's just gross.

It's not God's fault. He's frying bigger fish than that.

Double Barrel
11-29-2010, 02:12 PM
I felt bad for the guy when I saw the highlights of the game...until I read this. Dude just needs to man up and own his fail.

Ole Miss Texan
11-29-2010, 02:16 PM
I'm pretty sure he's being facetious. At least I hope so. Probably going to get some complaints and he'll issue an apology.

GP
11-29-2010, 02:26 PM
I'm pretty sure he's being facetious. At least I hope so. Probably going to get some complaints and he'll issue an apology.

Maybe so. Maybe he was just joking. Another FAIL if it was indeed just a joke.

People can't read intentions, and tweeting doesn't give a person room to explain in greater detail. Fail version 2.0, IMO

Kaiser Toro
11-29-2010, 02:26 PM
Another theater of the War on Christmas....

badboy
11-29-2010, 02:27 PM
I wonder what God will fine him for these comments?

Dutchrudder
11-29-2010, 02:51 PM
I wonder what God will fine him for these comments?

He's already on the Bills, I think that says a lot about how much god cares about him...

GP
11-29-2010, 02:52 PM
I wonder what God will fine him for these comments?

You know what would be rich?

If someone could tweet under the handle of "God" and reply to his tweets.

"That's right, Stevie. I pwn you. Burn a heifer, say 3 hail mary's, and maybe Santa will bring you a present this year."

A guy could have a field day with that. I nominate b0ng and dutchrudder.

BullNation4Life
11-29-2010, 03:03 PM
Drop the game winning pass, and he blames God.


From his Twitter Page

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO... about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by 100+ people

http://twitter.com/StevieJohnson13/status/9006757670031360

Who says he was talking about GOD, maybe JoBu let him down...

http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images/jobu.jpg

Dutchrudder
11-29-2010, 03:27 PM
You know what would be rich?

If someone could tweet under the handle of "God" and reply to his tweets.

"That's right, Stevie. I pwn you. Burn a heifer, say 3 hail mary's, and maybe Santa will bring you a present this year."

A guy could have a field day with that. I nominate b0ng and dutchrudder.

I'm working on it...

Feel free to offer up suggestions for what to say from GOD_____

Dutchrudder
11-29-2010, 03:41 PM
I started off with an easy one: "Sorry Stevie, but you're going to have to sacrifice a lot more goats to make me a Bills fan."

My profile is pretty awesome too: https://twitter.com/#!/GOD_______

badboy
11-29-2010, 03:41 PM
I'm working on it...

Feel free to offer up suggestions for what to say from GOD_____How about "You are such a cry baby! You remind me of Jonah. Hey Gabriel, what did I do with that big fish?"

OR "Wait until next game."

The1ApplePie
11-29-2010, 03:57 PM
I still want a player to thank Satan after a game. Just one time

drs23
11-29-2010, 03:57 PM
I started off with an easy one: "Sorry Stevie, but you're going to have to sacrifice a lot more goats to make me a Bills fan."

My profile is pretty awesome too: https://twitter.com/#!/GOD_______

That's funny right there, rep.

I'd go with the Jonah thing from badboy too. That's funny stuff!!!

drs23
11-29-2010, 03:58 PM
How about "You are such a cry baby! You remind me of Jonah. Hey Gabriel, what did I do with that big fish?"OR "Wait until next game."


That's funny too badboy. Pretty quick.

Esoom
11-29-2010, 05:03 PM
Players are always giving God credit when something good happens to them. It's about time somebody called God out for a negative play.

TEXANRED
11-29-2010, 09:31 PM
Ewwwww....that's just gross.

It's not God's fault. He's frying bigger fish than that.

Yeah, doesn't he know God hates Houston? The weather, the sports teams, Bud Adams.......

NitroGSXR
11-29-2010, 11:02 PM
Switch over to Team Lucifer onward to Super Bowl glory

All it'll cost ya is your soul...

steelbtexan
11-29-2010, 11:11 PM
There are roadblocks in life.

How you recover from them is what's important.

Job was tested, I've been tested (and failed many of these tests)

Johnson will make it through this and be better for it. It just doesn't seem like it right now. He caught three touchdowns last week and got full of himself. Sometimes being brought down a notch or two can be theraputic. LOL

Texan4Ever
11-29-2010, 11:16 PM
I think (and hope) that his reaction is purely emotional and nothing more, in the end God still loves you. Have faith, work hard, and press foward...hope he has a successful career with the Bills.

JB
11-29-2010, 11:17 PM
Really? :facepalm:

eriadoc
11-29-2010, 11:19 PM
Anyone seen "The Count of Monte Cristo" with Jim Caviezel?

God's never in Buffalo this time of year.

GP
11-30-2010, 08:28 AM
Here's one you could use, dutchrudder:

"Stevie, I had the Steelers by 3. What did you expect? LOL."

HuttoKarl
11-30-2010, 09:39 AM
I think (and hope) that his reaction is purely emotional and nothing more, in the end God still loves you. Have faith, work hard, and press foward...hope he has a successful career with the Bills.

I have a feeling he wasn't being 100% serious with that tweet.

HOU-TEX
11-30-2010, 09:45 AM
I don't think he was serious with the tweet either. From what I've seen, heard and read about him, he's a great guy and has the potential to be an outstanding WR.

chicagotexan2
11-30-2010, 12:12 PM
The_Big_Guy12/25 replies - Sorry bro, I was too busy watching the other Johnson. U kno "Andre Tha Big Johnson" in Houston beat the HELL out of a little sinner prick from TN. L8r kid, werk on ur handz and stop cryin chump.