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Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 10:35 AM
Since some of the other threads are totally ridiculous, I figured I'd get into the fray... :texanbill:

FirstTexansFan
11-23-2010, 10:45 AM
Since some of the other threads are totally ridiculous, I figured I'd get into the fray... :texanbill:

Bill, we'd have to dig up two out of the three, though even dead, I believe they'd outcoach Kubes <grin>

Dread-Head
11-23-2010, 11:00 AM
Bill...I can honestly say I'm disappointed with the Texans' defense to this point and as you're their interim DC I blame YOU!!! To wit I reitterate, I say this as both a friend, well wisher and admirerer...Fire BILL!!!

Honoring Earl 34
11-23-2010, 11:01 AM
Team Mister Coach Klein

http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab97/Triston2727/the_waterboy.jpg

ChampionTexan
11-23-2010, 11:03 AM
So your thinking what? Bum as HC, Landry as DC, and Lombardi coordinating the offense? Yeah, that might work (assuming the coordinators were actually alive).

NitroGSXR
11-23-2010, 11:06 AM
Bill, we'd have to dig up two out of the three, though even dead, I believe they'd outcoach Kubes <grin>

Bullshit. Vince Lombardi will always live on in NFL glory. Teams are perfectly capable of hiring him. His salary demands are difficult to meet... you see... you gotta win the Super Bowl before he enters your trophy case so Lombardi continues to give Kubiak dirty swirlies just because he c-a-n.

Vince Lombardi... greatest NFL coach in history and he will always live on...

NitroGSXR
11-23-2010, 11:08 AM
Bill...I can honestly say I'm disappointed with the Texans' defense to this point and as you're their interim DC I blame YOU!!! To wit I reitterate, I say this as both a friend, well wisher and admirerer...Fire BILL!!!

Might I suggest a flick starring Ima Thurman and David Carradine.

*shakes fist at TB*

drewmar74
11-23-2010, 11:09 AM
What about Chuck Noll?

Dread-Head
11-23-2010, 11:17 AM
Might I suggest a flick starring Ima Thurman and David Carradine.

*shakes fist at TB*


"Fortunately for her...Boss Matumoto...was a pedophile."

Possibly one of the CREEPIEST movie lines EVER!

Second Honeymoon
11-23-2010, 11:20 AM
Since some of the other threads are totally ridiculous, I figured I'd get into the fray... :texanbill:

so have you finally come around and realized that Kubiak sucks?

I hate being right when it comes to stuff like this, but Kubiak has sucked since Day One (as head coach)

just a bunch of flatlining losers..and kubiak is one of the biggest wimps of a HC ever in the NFL

stick the denny's menu up your ass, kubiak

Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 11:56 AM
so have you finally come around and realized that Kubiak sucks?

I hate being right when it comes to stuff like this, but Kubiak has sucked since Day One (as head coach)

just a bunch of flatlining losers..and kubiak is one of the biggest wimps of a HC ever in the NFL

stick the denny's menu up your ass, kubiak

Don't go breaking your arm, patting yourself on the back. I think Kubiak will be a fine head coach somewhere in the league, someday. I just think the culture of this particular team needs to change. Richard Smith / Frank Bush were just poor choices as "D" coordinators.

Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 11:57 AM
"Fortunately for her...Boss Matumoto...was a pedophile."

Possibly one of the CREEPIEST movie lines EVER!

Would y'all get off the "Kill Bill" theme!!! I'm getting creeped out, now... *that and looking over my shoulder*

Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 11:58 AM
Team Sherman!!! Yay!!

NitroGSXR
11-23-2010, 12:40 PM
Would y'all get off the "Kill Bill" theme!!! I'm getting creeped out, now... *that and looking over my shoulder*

Off it. Just trying to be funny. My apologies.

JB
11-23-2010, 12:42 PM
Off it. Just trying to be funny. My apologies.

I thought it was funny...

Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 12:51 PM
Off it. Just trying to be funny. My apologies.

I loved the movies.... :D Just wished they had a different title. :foottap:

Honoring Earl 34
11-23-2010, 02:03 PM
[Bob:]
You don't bring me Cohwer
You just sing me sad songs
[Rick:]
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through that door at the end of the day...
[Bob:]
I remember when you couldn't wait to see me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after losing late in the 4th
[Rick]
When it's good for you and Gary
And you're feeling all right
[Bob:]
When we just roll over without a fight
And you won't bring me Cowher anymore
[Rick:]
It used to be so natural
[Bob:]
It used to be...
[Rick:]
To talk about forever
[Bob:]
Mmm...
[:]
But used-to-bes don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor
Till we get swept away
[Bob:]
And Rick I remember all the things you taught me
[Rick]
I learned how to laugh and I learned how to cry
[Bob:]
Well, I learned how to lose and I learned how to lie
[Rick]
So you think I could learn how to tell you goodbye
[Bob:]
So you think I could learn after telling Carr goodbye
You won't bring me Cowher any more...
[Both:]
Well, you think I could learn how to tell Gary goodbye...
[Rick]
'Cause you don't say you need me;
[Bob:]
You don't bring me playoffs ;
[Both:]
You won't bring me Cowher anymore...

kiwitexansfan
11-23-2010, 02:25 PM
How about Team Pelini?

He'd hold people accountable on the sidelines live on national TV.

spurstexanstros
11-23-2010, 04:44 PM
Team RC Buford Texans should back up brinks truck even if he is NBA guy

Kaiser Toro
11-23-2010, 04:49 PM
Team RC Buford Texans should back up brinks truck even if he is NBA guy

I used to do biz with RC, quality guy, but I am not into crossing streams with my sports fetish.