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BullNation4Life
11-21-2010, 11:04 PM
VY walked out on Fisher after Fisher benched him so he is done for the year...

Collins is hurt so they are starting a 3rd string QB....

could the 4 gm loosing streak break next week? Tune in and see....

MEGA SWATT
11-21-2010, 11:23 PM
With our luck, this 3rd string QB is going to go Joe Montana on our a$$e$.

HouTexans
11-21-2010, 11:35 PM
Yep, just when we thought it wouldn't or couldn't get any worse...with our luck this 3rd string Q/B will put a clinic on the Texans.

since02
11-21-2010, 11:38 PM
Im torn for next weeks game....

It will be my first and only game I will attend this season so im really hoping the team shows up and pulls out a W

But at the same time I don't want to see them win anymore because I am sick of Kubes s#!t, and I know mcnair will buy into another 3-4 game winning streak (which is unlikely) but I would rather not see it because I demand change!

Norg
11-21-2010, 11:56 PM
How bad is Kerry collins hurt will he make it for next week ????????????


anywayz WOuldnt it be kinda cool to have VY has our backup QB next year

i mean TItans had two good qb's with KC and VY


why cant we have that Matt and VY

COuld u image how badass VY would look in a battle red day Texans uni

Trap_Star
11-21-2010, 11:59 PM
Rusty is bound to receive a $100M dollar contract after he has his way with our D this sunday.

Texas T
11-22-2010, 06:35 AM
How bad is Kerry collins hurt will he make it for next week ????????????


anywayz WOuldnt it be kinda cool to have VY has our backup QB next year

i mean TItans had two good qb's with KC and VY


why cant we have that Matt and VY

COuld u image how badass VY would look in a battle red day Texans uni

No No No No!!!!!!!!

We don't need his baby attitude here.
I really hope you didn't mean this!

Imatexanfan
11-22-2010, 06:46 AM
How bad is Kerry collins hurt will he make it for next week ????????????


anywayz WOuldnt it be kinda cool to have VY has our backup QB next year

i mean TItans had two good qb's with KC and VY


why cant we have that Matt and VY

COuld u image how badass VY would look in a battle red day Texans uni
I been sayin that since we drafted MW but yea...:boogereater:

mootini
11-22-2010, 09:18 AM
With our luck, this 3rd string QB is going to go Joe Montana on our a$$e$.

Rusty, the Titans 3rd string QB used to help park my car for tailgating. We use to throw the football around w/him. His parent's have a lot/sandwich shop 2 blocks form the stadium in Jax. I've been tailgaing there since 1997.

gwallaia
11-22-2010, 09:21 AM
Rusty, the Titans 3rd string QB used to help park my car for tailgating. We use to throw the football around w/him. His parent's have a lot/sandwich shop 2 blocks form the stadium in Jax. I've been tailgaing there since 1997.

Well, he's about to throw the football around Reliant Stadium for 400+.

mike moffat
11-22-2010, 09:21 AM
All they have to do is throw over 20 yard passes all day long and we lose. Very simple. It was stated on national TV last night that the Texan secondary can't stop anybody.

mootini
11-22-2010, 09:24 AM
Well, he's about to throw the football around Reliant Stadium for 400+.

I hate to say this, but Rusty throws the ball better than VY. VY throws ducks/air bombs. Rusty got a nice zip. Texans get ready for a big dose of the running game from the Titans. Shut down Johnson, then it's winnable.

Norg
11-22-2010, 12:03 PM
No No No No!!!!!!!!

We don't need his baby attitude here.
I really hope you didn't mean this!

i do VY is a WInner he was just held down in good ol tenn

shit every time he plays us he kicks our ass i dont see why not we bring him in just to steal him from our main divison rivial

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-22-2010, 12:24 PM
i do VY is a WInner he was just held down in good ol tenn

shit every time he plays us he kicks our ass i dont see why not we bring him in just to steal him from our main divison rivial

Best joke I've heard in weeks. Thanks.

TimeKiller
11-22-2010, 12:39 PM
How could this team possibly sink any lower?

Trading for VY. I would burn Reliant to the ground and I'm not even kidding about that a little bit.

Norg
11-22-2010, 12:42 PM
There is alot of VY fans here in houston Just sayin wouldnt hurt ticket sales VY coming back to texas

Uhh u know he played for the longhorns

Double Barrel
11-22-2010, 12:46 PM
All this means is that I am immediately signing up Rusty on my fantasy team. Of course, I'll drop him on Monday after his career performance on Sunday.

I'm really starting to hate football because of the Texans.

texanhead08
11-22-2010, 12:47 PM
There is alot of VY fans here in houston Just sayin wouldnt hurt ticket sales VY coming back to texas

Uhh u know he played for the longhorns


Ticket sales??? Every game is sold out anyway where the hell are these new ticket holders going to sit. I didn't know you could sell more tickets than a sell out.

Norg
11-22-2010, 12:50 PM
Ticket sales??? Every game is sold out anyway where the hell are these new ticket holders going to sit. I didn't know you could sell more tickets than a sell out.



well when u kubes haters and casual fickle texans fans leave the VY fans can take your place

burro
11-22-2010, 01:13 PM
All pessimism aside, one would think that we could handle a guy that's been pretty terrible in his brief appearances on the field. That said, I predict 33-28 win for the Tacks and at least 2 TD passes for St. Pierre.

El Tejano
11-22-2010, 01:28 PM
i do VY is a WInner he was just held down in good ol tenn

shit every time he plays us he kicks our ass i dont see why not we bring him in just to steal him from our main divison rivial

That's the Jerry Jones way. Let's see how this plays out because we may either get their QB or their coach.

Hervoyel
11-22-2010, 01:30 PM
There is alot of VY fans here in houston Just sayin wouldnt hurt ticket sales VY coming back to texas

Uhh u know he played for the longhorns

How many blackouts have we had to deal with to date?

"Ticket sales" aren't a problem here and even if they were I don't have any interest in supporting a franchise stupid enough to bring this dipstick in just to fill a few seats without taking into consideration the kind of freak show circus they'd create.in the process.

Vince just wins.... and has bi-polar episodes every year to year and half.

No thank you.

burro
11-22-2010, 01:31 PM
That's the Jerry Jones way. Let's see how this plays out because we may either get their QB or their coach.

I would take Fisher over Kubiak any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Speedy
11-22-2010, 03:02 PM
How can they top the last 2 weeks? Simple.

Texans lead 28-24 with 3 seconds left. Titans ball 4th and goal at the 3. Rusty drops back to pass, Mario bowls over the left tackle and sacks Rusty, clock hits 0:00, Texans win!!! Oh, wait a minute, Smith was lined up in the neutral zone, Titans get an untimed down. Next play, Rusty throws the ball, it ricochets off of a receiver's hands and Kareem Jackson grabs it. But instead of just falling down immediately, he takes a couple of steps out of the end zone, gets popped by Chris Johnson, fumbles, and the Titans right tackle falls on it in the end zone, Titans win!! Texans lose AFTER the clock hits 0:00 and they intercept the ball.

Thorn
11-22-2010, 03:15 PM
How can they top the last 2 weeks? Simple.

Texans lead 28-24 with 3 seconds left. Titans ball 4th and goal at the 3. Rusty drops back to pass, Mario bowls over the left tackle and sacks Rusty, clock hits 0:00, Texans win!!! Oh, wait a minute, Smith was lined up in the neutral zone, Titans get an untimed down. Next play, Rusty throws the ball, it ricochets off of a receiver's hands and Kareem Jackson grabs it. But instead of just falling down immediately, he takes a couple of steps out of the end zone, gets popped by Chris Johnson, fumbles, and the Titans right tackle falls on it in the end zone, Titans win!! Texans lose AFTER the clock hits 0:00 and they intercept the ball.

With the Texans, this could actually happen.

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-22-2010, 08:53 PM
Vince just wins.... and has bi-polar episodes every year to year and half.

No thank you.

The Texans PR department could spin it as such "One lucky fan will receive a commemorative item thrown directly into the stands from Houston's own hero Vince Young (We ask our young fans to please watch out for flying helmets)"

BullNation4Life
11-22-2010, 09:20 PM
The Texans PR department could spin it as such "One lucky fan will receive a commemorative item thrown directly into the stands from Houston's own hero Vince Young (We ask our young fans to please watch out for flying helmets)"

This would never work, the item would get intercepted before it ever reached the fan. PR nightmare....