Texans @ Jets /gameday thread

[JB]

4-9 in a few weeks.

We may not sniff a competitive game until Denver...

[hradhak]

wow it's all coming apart at the seams. Frankly, I thought we would have lost the game in the first half, but this way they can give me hope before kicking me in the crotch.

[Ranger Tom]

4-9 in a few weeks.

It'll only take 4-8 for me to pick out my soap.

[thunderkyss]

Fumble is Kubiak's fault.

He's the one who didn't draft the guy, then signed him to the practice squad for almost a full season, then start the season with him as the starter.

[jshabang]

Im not mad at foster......hes been good all season......i see nothing to start labeling him a fumbler......it happens to the best of em....just a fine time to have one there......and put them in scoring position


hes not on my **** list and slaton part deux just yet

[gary]

The season is over.

[stingray]

And on top of the loss, Jets Fans are loud mouth low class A-Holes and I work with like 3 of them.

Can't be worse than Steelers fans.

[DerekLee1]

Was that a blitz up the middle? WTF? Was Bush fired during the break?

[Big Lou]

I've never missed a game that I had the oppurtunity to watch, but I seriousley can't take this sh*t any more.

I don't think I can watch next week. It's just too damn painful.

I'll probably give in, but jeez this blows. So this is how Detroit feels?????

[thunderkyss]

Defense again..... Thank God our defense is playing well today.


Sucks that I'm saying this after the Jets have already scored 23 points, & we just cracked the 4th Qtr.

[DerekLee1]

wow it's all coming apart at the seams. Frankly, I thought we would have lost the game in the first half, but this way they can give me hope before kicking me in the crotch.

This!!!

[Ranger Tom]

Hey, that's a great ad, Acura! "This time of year is marked by overspending; you should buck the trend by buying a new car." Nope, no ridiculous irony there.

[thunderkyss]

The season is over.

4th Qtr baby..... I think I see our offense getting off the bus.

[Big Lou]

The season is over.

MOCK DRAFT ANYONE!!!!!


Man I wonder what Jan. Football is like.................

Hell I'd settle for November Football. BWABWABABHWBHAHAHAHAH

[steelbtexan]

Man

This is a bad football team.

[jshabang]

Cue the cardiac kid offense now........here they come......the offense will finally show up....they dont until they are at least 14 points behind.....


Then cue us saying where was this offense from the start.....this is becoming laughable

[Big Lou]

4th Qtr baby..... I think I see our offense getting off the bus.

Naah, they're tired, they'll take a knee.

[stingray]

Offense sucks, Defense sucks, special teams sucks. :gun:

[TheMatrix31]

Why couldn't you catch and hold onto the one last week, Joel? :(

[OzzO]

Dreesen two arm covering that one - "ain't no way this time..."

[DerekLee1]

Jacoby just goes down at first contact on returns this year. It's obvious he's trying to "protect" his receiver status.

[gary]

Both sides of the football need some work.

[jshabang]

We're one point away from tk finally takin off the rose colored glasses and pouring out the kool aid!!!!!!



No more rosy post from him at 24 points and he starts bashing the team.....leggggoooooo texans!!!!!!

[Ranger Tom]

Three plays, three first downs, and we're in the red zone. WHERE WERE THESE GUYS?

[thunderkyss]

Imagine that........ 80 yards in 4 plays.....

[Big Lou]

Dennison must have been relieved of play calling by Kubes....

[TheMatrix31]

Oh cool, Schaub gets hit in the head and no penalty. Inconsistent BULL****. If that was Pollard, he'd get like three personal fouls.

[TheMatrix31]

Schaub overthrow.

[Big Lou]

Go for it!!!!!!

[DexmanC]

Well. At least we get to see Mike Vick play tonight.

[Pantherstang84]

Gary is doing a fine job. I don't know what everyone is upset about. We still have plenty of games to play.

[DerekLee1]

Dreesen two arm covering that one - "ain't no way this time..."

Dreessen spells the end of OD as a Texan after this season.

[dtran04]

I'd go for the onside kick. Defense will have a hard time stopping the run.

[CloakNNNdagger]

Next we should see our players decked out in new uni's.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31roFGmydzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://img0.img911.com/Jerseys/Houston-Texans/Houston-Texans-p8069307dt-500X500.jpg

[Big Lou]

Will the D show up?

[Big Lou]

Hey get Jacoby some of that Bud Light Stuff!!!!

[OzzO]

Gary is doing a fine job. I don't know what everyone is upset about. We still have plenty of games to play.

See -even McNair is on the Gruden bandwagon.

[Big Lou]

Next we should see our players decked out in new uni's.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31roFGmydzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://img0.img911.com/Jerseys/Houston-Texans/Houston-Texans-p8069307dt-500X500.jpg

In my best lisp:

oooohhhh the sparkles are so cute!!!

[axman40]

Next we should see our players decked out in new uni's.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31roFGmydzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://img0.img911.com/Jerseys/Houston-Texans/Houston-Texans-p8069307dt-500X500.jpg
Sheriff Joe is that you?

[gafftop]

The reality is we are getting beat soundly by the Jets a team that is playing like they overlooked the Texans. They are not in the game. Yet they are easily beating us. McNair don't think for a second we are anywhere near good just because it looks competitve. Kubiak in case you read these you have 2 NFL caliber players in the skill positions. AJ and Foster.

[awtysst]

I would like to pat myself on the back for starting Santonio Holmes on my FFB team!!!
:hides:

[gary]

Who do they play next week? I am too lazy to look it up right now.

[jshabang]

Well. At least we get to see Mike Vick play tonight.

yea and even more funny we get to watch these bumbling bunch get a crack at him in a couple weeks .....bwahahahahahahaha!!!!.....the irony of it all!!!!!

[Big Lou]

you know I have a lot of sh*t to do around the house, why am I wasting 3 hours of a perfectly good sunday. Mr. McNair I'm talking to you!!!!!!!!!!!

[OzzO]

shhh... no one cover LT

[awtysst]

you know I have a lot of sh*t to do around the house, why am I wasting 3 hours of a perfectly good sunday. Mr. McNair I'm talking to you!!!!!!!!!!!

I am cleaning my place while watching the game. It is amazing how little of the time the ball is actually in play.

[gafftop]

The Texans may look competitve the rest oy the year because the good teams are going to overlook them and rightly so.

[Big Lou]

I would like to pat myself on the back for starting Santonio Holmes on my FFB team!!!
:hides:

uh are you serious????

easiest call of the century.

[hradhak]

my god, dierdorf could you love the jets anymore.

[TheMatrix31]

Wow, we forced a turnover!

[qman_tx]

fumble!!!

[RTP2110]

Wow a takeaway

[OzzO]

A Texans turnover? WTF is this madness?

[Pantherstang84]

See -even McNair is on the Gruden bandwagon.

:lol: We can only hope. I'm hoping the owner's plane is headed to Florida after this game.

[CloakNNNdagger]

yea and even more funny we get to watch these bumbling bunch get a crack at him in a couple weeks .....bwahahahahahahaha!!!!.....the irony of it all!!!!!

Further irony is that he avoided coming out of college early to avoid being picked #1 (instead of Carr).

[RagingBull]

Cushing's BACK!

[Big Lou]

Hey #56 is there today!!

[awtysst]

uh are you serious????

easiest call of the century.

I did the duck, becuase it was in the game day thread. I figured someone who get pi$$ed at me.

[qman_tx]

no way!!!

[thunderkyss]

We've had what 5 turnovers so far this year?

7 points off turnovers.


My bad, 14.

[Ranger Tom]

Holy ****, we're actually playing well!!!

[OzzO]

A TD on the first play? WTF?!?!

[CloakNNNdagger]

Schaub is limping.......

[awtysst]

huzzaah!

http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/huzzah.jpg

[thunderkyss]

Gary is doing a fine job. I don't know what everyone is upset about. We still have plenty of games to play.

& Frank Bush is doing a heck of a job.

[silvrhand]

LoL, at least Matt finally hit someone open..

[axman40]

Damn just when you thought it was over, they make things a little interesting!

[awtysst]

Schaub is limping.......

Dang, I missed that. I was thrilled over the td.

[thunderkyss]

Who do they play next week? I am too lazy to look it up right now.

Tennessee

[DerekLee1]

Like I said. OD'd last season as a Texan.

[silvrhand]

Schaub is limping.......

Yah, he knee is gonna be the size of a watermelon after the game.

[qman_tx]

Where are the penalties for Schaub!!!!???

[GlassHalfFull]

6 pt game.

[Big Lou]

OK so my hopes are up. Please proceed to destroy them!!!

Dennison and Bush need to go. Kubes obviousley takes the reighns away once we are down 14.

[Pantherstang84]

Thank you Cromartie for biting inside.

[Ranger Tom]

WTF is up with these Sub Way ads with the little kid voices? What's the message here? "Buy our product and you'll start acting like a six year old."

[RagingBull]

Schaub is limping.......

http://www.thebellalifeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/debbie_downer.jpg

[CloakNNNdagger]

huzzaah!

http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/huzzah.jpg

The new TSA ROBOSEARCH testing out its own equipment.:kitten:

[thunderkyss]

Looks like Brian Cushing's been overtraining lately.

[PockyAF]

I don't believe my *******ing eyes. The Texans are doing this bull**** again.

If you're gonna suck then suck, if you actually wanna play then do so. Our team consistent of a bunch of *******s who loves screwing with its fans.

[TheMatrix31]

There is life yet. Which means something ridiculous will happen soon

[CretorFrigg]

Is Jason Allen starting in place of Kareem Jackson? I think Jackson is playing nickelback today.

[OzzO]

Ten up on Was 16-13, Was driving
Cle Jac tied at 17

[thunderkyss]

A TD on the first play? WTF?!?!

I'm still pissed they didn't run the ball.

[axman40]

WTF is up with these Sub Way ads with the little kid voices? What's the message here? "Buy our product and you'll start acting like a six year old."
Someone was high that day.

[CloakNNNdagger]

Jets get a WEDEGY!

[Imatexanfan]

I'm still pissed they didn't run the ball.

BINGO!!:boogereater:

[thunderkyss]

C'mon D..... they score one more point, & I've got to keep the soap another week.


Whoooo.... hooooooo

Go Mario!!

[RagingBull]

Mario!!!

[axman40]

Mario with a coverage sack!

[TheMatrix31]

Damn Mario, strip that *****!

[Ranger Tom]

The new TSA ROBOSEARCH testing out its own equipment.:kitten:

Must spread rep.

[TheMatrix31]

Please stop them.

[PockyAF]

Mareee-riooo williams!

[TheMatrix31]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Big Lou]

Would somebody hit that punk!

[kiwitexansfan]

Coverage sack? Surely not. Are we watching the wrong channel?

[DerekLee1]

Somebody f'ing TACKLE.

[TheMatrix31]

Two rushes for 22 yards and they're both on f'n third down.

[gafftop]

I understand they can't cover anyone, but teach the pusses to tackle.

[Kimmy]

Must spread rep.

I got ya

[TheMatrix31]

Please stop them here.

[gafftop]

Mario looks so uncoordinated.

[DerekLee1]

3rd and long scares the venerate out of me.

[RTP2110]

Punt time!

[stingray]

Mario has been unstoppable in this game.

[CloakNNNdagger]

Where was Mario the rest of the game??????????

[Big Lou]

Late HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pantherstang84]

It's official. JJ is a retard.

[axman40]

ok O lets see what you can do with the game on the line

[Ranger Tom]

Where was Mario the rest of the game??????????

For that matter, where was he the last several weeks?

[DerekLee1]

Why is JJ PAUSING?!? He stood there for like three seconds!!

[OzzO]

Jones got hurt on that return

[CloakNNNdagger]

JJ continues to have no direction.

[stingray]

Where was Mario the rest of the game??????????

He's a DE. No DE in the league dominates every half.

[TheMatrix31]

No game-ending turnover, please.

[silvrhand]

really can someone shut up Matt Millen, noone should ever be back allowed to talk about football that killed an entire team for a decade.. RE: Lions Franchise

[TheMatrix31]

Good job, DA!

[awtysst]

Could they do it?!

[Kimmy]

Matt the "HOPPER"!!

[TheMatrix31]

really can someone shut up Matt Millen, noone should ever be back allowed to talk about football that killed an entire team for a decade.. RE: Lions Franchise

Hahahaha...ya....I feel the same way when I heard Bob Beckel speak. He managed the Mondale campaign. It's like "you have no credibility"

[OzzO]

Did Schaub turn off his helmet speakers?

[DerekLee1]

Anderson > JJ

[TheMatrix31]

Take the time down a bit....I really don't want them to come up with some BS game-winning FG if we end up getting a TD here.

[gafftop]

Hold onto to the ball. No TO please

[axman40]

Go foster!

[OzzO]

1st down at the 3.

[gafftop]

Leave Foster in!!!!!!!!

[PockyAF]

Revis Island is starting to crumble!!

[thunderkyss]

Defense is going to have to get another stop to win the game.

[OzzO]

and Schaub falls down.

(sorry, just gotta put it in)

[axman40]

TD Foster

[gafftop]

No to.!!!!!!!!!

[TheMatrix31]

I'm PRETTY sure it broke the plane.

[qman_tx]

Thats a TD!!!

[gafftop]

We need a good call.

[awtysst]

I am not sure there is enough evidence either way. So TD I think?

[OzzO]

hmm... looked like his arm was down before he had the ball cross.

[JB]

Yeah, thats a TD

[Spled]

Touchdown. I think Dierdorf has money on the Jets.

[jshabang]

definately touchdown.......now the key is not to let sanchez look like joe montana on a game winning 2 minute drill

[Thorn]

That's close. It could go either way. Are the football gods with us or against us?

[gafftop]

Of course if it is a TD we have to sweat the D. Just bring it on defense. Don't play defense. Go down fighting.

[Blake]

touchdown. for sure.

[CloakNNNdagger]

Looks like the nose of the football hit the white line.

[Blake]

lol he said penetrates.

[Ranger Tom]

TD stands. Woot.

[Pantherstang84]

touchdown. for sure.

Not enough evidence to over turn it.

[TexanSam]

Maybe the team and coaches finally got their heads out of their asses and realized the season is over if they lose this game.

[thunderkyss]

What a moron, can't believe he challenged that play.

[kiwitexansfan]

Now, can the Jets pull out there 3rd heart stopper?

Can the Texans D make a BIG stop when their balls are in the vice??

OOOOOOOHHHHH, the excitement.

[MacMoose]

GJ! :clap:

[jshabang]

to have a pair....or to not have a pair....that is the question houston defense

[OzzO]

if it's a tough call, then there's not enough evidence and it stands - you tool.

Foster - Texans for "run the friggin ball to get a TD"

[Blake]

Jets are down to 2 Time Outs. Lets get a turnover and run the clock. Game over.

[awtysst]

That's close. It could go either way. Are the football gods with us or against us?

Thats the issue, it was inconclusive and call was what was on the field.

[GlassHalfFull]

Defense. Please

[TheMatrix31]

How are we going to lose this?

[axman40]

Now the D has to close out the game!

[DexmanC]

Let's see if this defense can stop a Santonio Holmes slant route.

[RagingBull]

Texans never fail to have an exciting finish, bad or good.

[gafftop]

Don't play soft on D. We need a TO.

[LonerATO]

Now the D has to close out the game!

One can only hope

[kiwitexansfan]

Never doubted our team for a minute.

[Thorn]

Oh God. Here comes our defense. Please, for once, hold 'em.

[gafftop]

Did you see #21 getting pushed.

[awtysst]

Wow

[kiwitexansfan]

Don't trust this team one shred.

[TheMatrix31]

Pick six this *****.

[Ranger Tom]

Why does Mr. Boger always stutter when he makes a call against the Jets?

[axman40]

move them back

[cdollaz]

Did Antonio Smith switch teams?

[CloakNNNdagger]

jeez, can STs not tackle

[OzzO]

Never doubted our team for a minute.

For an hour, for 30 minutes maybe... but never a minute.

[jshabang]

jeez he was open....lucky he overthrew.....come on texans

[silvrhand]

where is our FS????

[axman40]

Brice McCain 's best play is being blocked out of bounds.

[gafftop]

Bring it D line. Only hope

[TexanSam]

Texans!!!!!

[MacMoose]

:clap: WOW :clap:

[TheMatrix31]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[JB]

Whoo-hoo!!!

[silvrhand]

LOL unexpected win..

[CloakNNNdagger]

game over

[GuerillaBlack]

You have got to be kidding me. I'm laughing my ass off right now.

[Dan B.]

Hell Yea!

[Ranger Tom]

Pick six this *****.

Not a six, but close! :chickendance:

[RagingBull]

Bentley/antonio smith ftw!

[jshabang]

there is a god !!!!!....wowwww who knew lol

[thunderkyss]

What happened!!


What happened???

[axman40]

HOLY CRAP the Jets are DONE!

[LonerATO]

!!!!!!!! OMG OMG !!!!!!!! INT INT!!!!!! Bentley!!!!!!!

[awtysst]

http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/huzzah.jpg

[PockyAF]

Kevin Bentley is the destroyer of hopes and dreams!!!


J-E-T-S CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

[Maddict5]

GUS JOHNSON VOICE: HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

what a win. i still dont know how the hell they did it!!!

[Thorn]

yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn. The defense did it. Wow.

[Spled]

Miracle victory. Makes up for last week.

[OzzO]

WHAT THE F--------- another turnover? Two Quarter Texans making it interesting.

[Pantherstang84]

The #texans tag on twitter is going nuts.

[CloakNNNdagger]

a gimme for last game??

[MannyFresh]

How are we going to lose this?

Take your pick, our D lets em walk on by, fumble, interception, sack, or as of last week, act of God.

[jshabang]

kubiak players manned up and saved his job....god job guys!!!!

[JB]

Still 2:00 left. Don't count the Texans out yet. They have pulled defeat out of victory before...

[Blake]

Dline caused that int. Way to go Anderson!

[GlassHalfFull]

Defense. Please

It is important to ask nicely.

[kiwitexansfan]

Our offense can win any game. Our defense did enough today to let them win it.

Well done team.

[Kulluminatii]

Congrats guys! Will have to watch the game later on when I can. Will definitely be on NFL Replay.

[Big Lou]

I need some salt to eat my words with. Well I hope there still 1:52

[RagingBull]

JAX losing 1:16 left; TEN tied 1:00 left; INDY playing pats!

[dtran04]

They need to get a first down, but do NOT score.

[gafftop]

Are you kidding me???? I am still worried.

[OzzO]

Jac up 23-20
Ten tied at 16

Who hit Sanchez's arm?

[GuerillaBlack]

Bentley/mark anderson/mario williams ftw!

fify

[axman40]

Happy dance time

[STEEL BLUE TEXANS]

Mark Anderson has been a quality pickup.

[gafftop]

Foster hold onto the ball!!!!!!!

[Pantherstang84]

This game isn't over yet. Need a TD here to ice it.

[TheMatrix31]

Bootleg soft toss to Arian....c'mon!

[RagingBull]

Bentley/antonio smith ftw!

Oops, not A. Smith...It was Mark Anderson. GOOD pickup BTW

[Austrian]

Arian Foster now has 1000 rushing yards on the season.

[thunderkyss]

DexmanC has disappeared, hasn't been seen since we last scored.

[TheMatrix31]

JAX losing 1:16 left; TEN tied 1:00 left; INDY playing pats!


.....Jacksonville is up by 4.

[TexanSam]

c'mon foster. run it into the endzone

[qman_tx]

DexmanC has disappeared, hasn't been seen since we last scored.

lol

[thunderkyss]

Wow..... Jets go on a 5 game win streak & their fans are already leaving.... they still got time.

[TheMatrix31]

DexmanC has disappeared, hasn't been seen since we last scored.

Of course.

[TheMatrix31]

50 seconds is an ETERNITY with the Houston D opposing you.

Brad Smith will return the kickoff for a TD.

[gafftop]

This game is FAR from over.

[OzzO]

Rex doesn't look like he wants to chest bump anyone for some reason.

[jshabang]

wow im having hail mary flashbacks........ughhhhh i hope they got that all figured out this week in practice

[Maddict5]

hail mary coming up

[OzzO]

Fifty five seconds D.... just 55 seconds.

[JB]

Special teams, please cover this kick return up.

[Pantherstang84]

Fifty five seconds D.... just 55 seconds.

Remember last week it was just 13 seconds.

[kiwitexansfan]

Hmmmmm, best take a moment to stop counting chickens and keep an eye out for the fat lady.

[gary]

I am sick right about now.

[gafftop]

50/50 for our D.

[awtysst]

49 seconds.

WATCH THE SLANT PATTERN!

[jshabang]

redskins and titans in OT

[axman40]

Can the D keep it's feet!

[imatexan]

Oh no oh no oh no.

[JB]

:eek:

[gafftop]

Holy **** Tackle, tackle

[OzzO]

What kind of a tackle was that? Turn around and bump em down?

24 seconds D....

[Texan_Touchdown]

hail mary oh shoot

[CloakNNNdagger]

No pass interference

[cdollaz]

How do you think they coached the DBs to treat a hail mary this week?

[Dwade]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[LonerATO]

Jesus

[Hookem Horns]

LOL ... here we go again.