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Dread-Head
11-19-2010, 02:43 PM
Hey people. I think most of us are united in our contempt for Frank Bush and what he's done to the defense of a football team to whom we're loyal. Let's have some fun with this chump and finish this sentence. My take?


Frank Bush should...BE HORSE-WHIPPED, tarred and feathered and run out of town.


Your turn...be creative.

HuttoKarl
11-19-2010, 02:51 PM
...resign.

badboy
11-19-2010, 02:51 PM
I thank Mr. McNair and Gary Kubiak for giving me my shot. I am immediately terminating my employment with the Houston Texans.

BIG TORO
11-19-2010, 02:55 PM
Admit he's a girl!

Hagar
11-19-2010, 02:58 PM
Blitz all day.

Just going back into coverage doesn't work and we're giving up points left and right. My opinion is go man-to-man with the best tackling safety 30 yards deep. Go for broke, what do you have to lose?

Showtime100
11-19-2010, 03:00 PM
.....have what Zach Diles apparently had. :hides:

Kaiser Toro
11-19-2010, 03:00 PM
http://thereliabilityroadmap.com/assets/images/swiss_cheese_model.png

drewmar74
11-19-2010, 03:12 PM
Take two weeks off.

Then quit.

TimeKiller
11-19-2010, 03:14 PM
.....try something different than what he keeps trying. I mean, it's bad. Does it have to be bad for another 7 games to make a change?

Can it at least be a different flavor of bad?

Seņor Stan
11-19-2010, 03:15 PM
....

remove the phrase "base defense" from his vocabulary.

Rey
11-19-2010, 03:27 PM
have been fired already.

Ole Miss Texan
11-19-2010, 03:38 PM
Frank Bush Should...
Ask Richard Smith for advice.

Kaiser Toro
11-19-2010, 03:41 PM
do this...

Frank Bush: Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong....Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheOpposite.htm

Ole Miss Texan
11-19-2010, 03:42 PM
do this...

Frank Bush: Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong....Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheOpposite.htm

LOL. Frank Bush should work for Vandelay Industries.

2slik4u
11-19-2010, 03:44 PM
BEEP......BEEP.....BEEP......



(slowly backing out of thread)

thunderkyss
11-19-2010, 04:02 PM
Frank Bush should...

Roll down Kirby in a convertible benz sporting a grill, Giant Dollar sign Gold knecklace (Flava-Flav style), 3 Karat Diamond studs, a white fur coat with a white fedora.

License plate should read..... DNT-H8

DexmanC
11-19-2010, 04:16 PM
Roll down Kirby in a convertible benz sporting a grill, Giant Dollar sign Gold knecklace (Flava-Flav style), 3 Karat Diamond studs, a white fur coat with a white fedora.

License plate should read..... DNT-H8

That Benz better be drippin candy paint. This is H-Town.

CloakNNNdagger
11-19-2010, 05:21 PM
Frank Bush (and his Legion) should............ Catch a flying turd and put it in his pocket. Save it for a Titans game. (Sung to the tune of Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a rainy day)

http://hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/flying-turd-legion.jpg%3Fw%3D400%26h%3D340

Big Lou
11-19-2010, 05:35 PM
take an online course on Defensive Coaching.....

read Defensive Coordinating for Dummies......

submit his whistle to the NFL HOF for display after his Defense goes down as the worst in history.......

let Madden 11 determine his Defensive Play Calling..............

radomly pick a Defesnive play from a hat and call it in to the MLB.......

go into hiding in Durkadurkastan.......

CloakNNNdagger
11-19-2010, 05:41 PM
take an online course on Defensive Coaching.....

read Defensive Coordinating for Dummies......

submit his whistle to the NFL HOF for display after his Defense goes down as the worst in history.......

let Madden 11 determine his Defensive Play Calling..............

radomly pick a Defesnive play from a hat and call it in to the MLB.......

go into hiding in Durkadurkastan.......

As obscure as his apparent coaching forte.

TEXANRED
11-19-2010, 05:41 PM
Frank Bush Should...

I'll take put his house up for sale for a thousand Alex.

Double Barrel
11-19-2010, 05:58 PM
Frank Bush Should...

...be ashamed. Be very, very ashamed.

HouSportsWriter
11-19-2010, 10:29 PM
Frank Bush should.... Play sick this sunday!
Frank Bush should.... Get laid.
Frank Bush should.... Slap Gary Kubiak.
Frank Bush should.... Be praying.
Frank Bush should.... Get waisted.
Frank Bush should.... Do a :facepalm:
Frank Bush should.... Slap his self.
Frank Bush should.... Be fired.

Championship!

Dutchrudder
11-19-2010, 10:30 PM
...go to Mexico for a donkey show and never come back.

TexCanada
11-19-2010, 10:47 PM
....get off his knees 'cause he's blowing the season.

gwallaia
11-19-2010, 10:49 PM
Frank Bush should go work for the Titans.

Norg
11-19-2010, 11:11 PM
Frank bush should FIRE HIMSELF WE ARE GOING DOWN has one of the worst D in the past 50 years or something !!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEXANRED
11-19-2010, 11:48 PM
......consider a career change
......buy the book defense for dummies
......change his first name from Frank to Queff
......be fired

OzzO
11-21-2010, 04:01 PM
... call up Wayne Brady and ask if he wants to choke a DC.

Kimmy
11-21-2010, 04:02 PM
Start by sucking off Jacques Reeves ...... Sorry ... I need the soap in my mouth, so freaking pissed

Trap_Star
11-21-2010, 04:06 PM
...help kubiak pack his shit.

OzzO
11-21-2010, 04:09 PM
Start by sucking off Jacques Reeves ...... Sorry ... I need the soap in my mouth, so freaking pissed

:shocked

Wow, hell hath no fury....

Get em, Kimmy. Get em!

ArlingtonTexan
11-21-2010, 04:14 PM
... go pick up his pay check, report like normal on Monday, and thank God of his good fortune in life.

Texanator
11-21-2010, 04:27 PM
.... give the Texans back the money he has been paid (not earned) and go coach Pop Warner ball with Wade Phillips.

edo783
11-21-2010, 10:52 PM
Perform Supuko (SP) at mid field of Reliant.

mussop
11-21-2010, 11:01 PM
Come forward and admit what ever it is that Eugene Wilson is blackmailing him with to still be on the team.

3rd and Inches
11-21-2010, 11:06 PM
... resign and say his lapse of judgement and sanity are because of his scorching cases of "the clap" and "the siff"

TexansSeminole
11-21-2010, 11:08 PM
Keep doing what he is doing so he and Kubiak can get pushed out of town.

since02
11-22-2010, 12:03 AM
......while trying to make a onfield correction against the tits, he should run out in the middle of the field like the crazy guy at meadowlands stadium and do some jail time....

Brisco_County
11-22-2010, 12:15 AM
Put on blinders and just look straight ahead toward the end of the season, because that will be the finish line for him in Houston.

Dread-Head
11-22-2010, 02:02 PM
:lol: I got NEG REPPED for starting this thread! PRICELESS!!!

Showtime100
11-22-2010, 02:05 PM
Well, if the guy is fair-minded many of us have some neg coming.

Insane. Could have been FB incognito. Wouldn't doubt it, what else would he be doing with his day?

MeLoveTexans
11-22-2010, 02:08 PM
Be placed in a trebuchet and launched off the 610 bridge into the ship channel

HOU-TEX
11-22-2010, 02:20 PM
Continue doing "a heck of a job" to help Kubiak win a few games. This way it'll end the season on a "positive note" and ensure they'll all be keeping their jobs. We fans will just take it up our collectives asses and be forced to think there's hope for the following season.

Ole Miss Texan
11-22-2010, 02:33 PM
:lol: I got NEG REPPED for starting this thread! PRICELESS!!!

I'm pretty sure I've never negative repped anyone, at least intentionally. But I would NEVER think of neg repping you... only because your avatar scares the sh*t out of me.

Dread-Head
11-22-2010, 02:58 PM
Be placed in a trebuchet and launched off the 610 bridge into the ship channel

Nice use of the world "trebuchet". Rep forthcoming.

Dread-Head
11-22-2010, 03:00 PM
I'm pretty sure I've never negative repped anyone, at least intentionally. But I would NEVER think of neg repping you... only because your avatar scares the sh*t out of me.

BAH! I'm in a good place with the guy who did it. No biggie. I want a pic of Bill with the Predator Mask on...

TEXANRED
11-22-2010, 03:02 PM
.......Should consider a sex change to get some balls added.

Blake
11-22-2010, 03:15 PM
Hey people. I think most of us are united in our contempt for Frank Bush and what he's done to the defense of a football team to whom we're loyal. Let's have some fun with this chump and finish this sentence. My take?


Frank Bush should...BE HORSE-WHIPPED, tarred and feathered and run out of town.


Your turn...be creative.

Frank Bush should be water boarded, then slow sliced. That'll teach him to only rush 4!

steelbtexan
11-22-2010, 03:26 PM
Just go away

Koolaid Time
11-22-2010, 07:26 PM
As obscure as his apparent coaching forte.

"Team America" blew up Durkadurkastan in the 2004 movie.

Koolaid Time
11-22-2010, 07:30 PM
Hey people. I think most of us are united in our contempt for Frank Bush and what he's done to the defense of a football team to whom we're loyal. Let's have some fun with this chump and finish this sentence. My take?


Frank Bush should...BE HORSE-WHIPPED, tarred and feathered and run out of town.


Your turn...be creative.

Be enrolled in the Federal Witness Protection Program and be relocated to Billings, Montana where he is the night manager of a Burger King.

Wolf
11-22-2010, 07:33 PM
http://umthumbs.gametrailers.com/moses/usermoviethumbs/um_163896_3.jpg

http://evavhost.com/i/reviews/madden11_2.jpg

HTown2ATX
11-22-2010, 09:17 PM
.....Put his house on the market vuggin quick!

CretorFrigg
11-22-2010, 09:21 PM
Frank Bush should....

just quit.

Big Lou
11-22-2010, 10:49 PM
:lol: I got NEG REPPED for starting this thread! PRICELESS!!!

I'd neg rep you just for saying that guys name. I say he should be called HWWNBN 2.0

Can we interview Richard Smith already?????

Big Lou
11-22-2010, 10:53 PM
http://umthumbs.gametrailers.com/moses/usermoviethumbs/um_163896_3.jpg

http://evavhost.com/i/reviews/madden11_2.jpg

Seriously, there's no shot at the playoffs, lets see if it works. It would be good press for the Texans, it would make the fans happy, and it would make the McNair is cheap crowd happy since the Texans would have the first $59.00 Defensive Coordinator since 1930.

Are teams required to follow the Rooney rule for Coordinators? Would using Madden 11 violate the rule?

Hell lets have a fan day promotion in which if you win, you get to be the DC for that game.

Big Lou
11-22-2010, 10:58 PM
stop doing the sex to us:

http://dailybail.com/storage/dat%20609.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=128309949 9974