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TheRealJoker
11-15-2010, 06:30 AM
But fool me 9 consecutive seasons and counting...

I have decided to end my vow so that the ladies of H Town can finally have back what they have been clamoring for since September 18, 2007!!!

kiwitexansfan
11-15-2010, 07:14 AM
I don't blame you, there is no light at the end of this tunnel.

NitroGSXR
11-15-2010, 07:25 AM
Quitter.

:fans:

You did good.

FirstTexansFan
11-15-2010, 07:36 AM
I'm surprised you haven't had medical issues for your abstinence personally... I commend you Joker, go forth and... well you know :)

Thorn
11-15-2010, 08:03 AM
Dude, you are far to young to be making promises like that anyway. When I was your age, I was .....well....active. LOL

It was the 70s, you know, hippies and free love and all that ****. Damn. I'm old.

Pollardized
11-15-2010, 08:06 AM
Joker don't forget: if it lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

b0ng
11-15-2010, 08:10 AM
"Reports are in that parts of Houston have been flooded with a milky white substance. Police and Firefighters are baffled."

drewmar74
11-15-2010, 08:17 AM
:wadepalm: b0ng!

Maybe TRJ's pledge has been the bad juju holding us back! 11-5, here we come!

Pollardized
11-15-2010, 08:24 AM
This is it Beavis (TRJ), we're finally gonna score

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jBs6ozWyKgc/R_0Fz6bx59I/AAAAAAAAAWg/eG2n2bFuZrE/s400/bb9.gif

JB
11-15-2010, 08:41 AM
Dude, you are far to young to be making promises like that anyway. When I was your age, I was .....well....active. LOL

It was the 70s, you know, hippies and free love and all that ****. Damn. I'm old.

lol... yeah, at his age I wouldn't have lasted 9 days...

TexanSam
11-15-2010, 09:20 AM
3 years is a long effing time to go without getting some. Congratulations? lol

Raf
11-15-2010, 09:36 AM
More like "fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice, shame on me".

wagonhed
11-15-2010, 09:38 AM
WHAT did you promise? wtf is wrong with you!?

Cjeremy635
11-15-2010, 09:38 AM
In case you forgot bro!

http://www.totalaccessgroup.com/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/ss-l-f-5007.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0

:fans:

DexmanC
11-15-2010, 09:39 AM
President Bush said it best.. (http://www.dubyaspeak.com/search?stype=all&em=&nq=shame+me)

Cjeremy635
11-15-2010, 09:39 AM
WHAT did you promise? wtf is wrong with you!?

He made a celibacy pact a few years ago that he wouldn't have sex until the Texans made the playoffs. He's killing himself slowly......

drewmar74
11-15-2010, 09:41 AM
More like "fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice, shame on me".

Forget it, he's rolling.

wagonhed
11-15-2010, 09:42 AM
He made a celibacy pact a few years ago that he wouldn't have sex until the Texans made the playoffs. He's killing himself slowly......

worst idea EVER

Cjeremy635
11-15-2010, 09:42 AM
worst idea EVER

Yeah.....kind of like the David Carr live hair cut on TV.

Raf
11-15-2010, 09:43 AM
President Bush said it best.. (http://www.dubyaspeak.com/search?stype=all&em=&nq=shame+me)

gotta love Dubya.

brakos82
11-15-2010, 01:56 PM
I still remember you making that pact... I thought you were insane. :lol:

Ryan
11-15-2010, 02:11 PM
shoulda done it 3 years ago my friend

rmartin65
11-15-2010, 02:28 PM
Mad props for sticking it out this long. Go forth and...

Second Honeymoon
11-15-2010, 02:40 PM
Have you ever had to tell an interested girl about your pledge of chastity?
If so, did she buy it?

That would be an assload of awkward

Double Barrel
11-15-2010, 03:25 PM
I took this picture over H-town this morning, and now I understand:

http://www.treehugger.com/20090403-model-rocket-launch.jpg

Texan4Ever
11-15-2010, 04:19 PM
3 years is a long effing time to go without getting some. Congratulations? lol


Hey, I haven't gotten any at all. Although, I am 20 so maybe in the future perhaps :thinking:


But seriously, who the heck would make a pact like this on the Texans?!?! You gotta be loco man! :wadepalm:

Corrosion
11-15-2010, 04:53 PM
lol... yeah, at his age I wouldn't have lasted 9 days...


thats without a lil blue pill ..... if they had that **** back then , I dont thing I woulda stopped cept for .... well I might not be here.

Wolf
11-15-2010, 05:05 PM
and where it began
09-18-2007

If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42340&highlight=celibacy


have you called 610 yet?

Wolf
11-15-2010, 05:07 PM
reminds me of this Bull Durham quote

Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
Annie Savoy: You most certainly did.
Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
Annie Savoy: Yes you did.
Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
Annie Savoy: Oh fine.
Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don't - -they don't happen very often.
Annie Savoy: Right.
Crash Davis: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!
[long pause]
Crash Davis: Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? Something full of magic, religion, bull****. Come on, dazzle me.
Annie Savoy: I want you.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094812/quotes

BSofA04
11-15-2010, 10:11 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YEMDWdjGcfw/SfopB9gkPBI/AAAAAAAAAfw/nEgXci76rIk/s320/celibacy.bmp

Seriously, no shame in getting out of your vow. I never thought you'd make it this far so kudos for trying. I'd get out of the vow too after seeing the crap we are all subjected to on Sundays.

Do work son!