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CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 04:14 PM
The economy has forced me to expand my repertoire. If anyone is interested in taking advantage of my "on the side" services, Texans fans will be offered 100% off with a copy of this post.


The Texans Offense Playbook cover:

http://rlv.zcache.com/suicide_gun_postcard-p239267722977637571trdg_400.jpg


The Texans Defense Playbook cover:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjP1GTu2Zn02ArlSmESeEPCkenF2cce qkHZonoo93g5VRXZrJJ
TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 04:16 PM
Do you offer a special for those who are Suns, Texans, Sabres, and Braves fans?
CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 04:25 PM
Do you offer a special for those who are Suns, Texans, Sabres, and Braves fans?

If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.
TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 04:26 PM
Nice....160% discount? :)

You'll pay me to take me out of my misery, what a deal!

...say, what does living in this hellhole they call Los Angeles get me?
JB
11-14-2010, 04:28 PM
If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.

How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


Laughter & a short rope?
brakos82
11-14-2010, 04:44 PM
How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


Laughter & a short rope?

They get Bud Adams, I think that's more than sufficient.

Holy hell I spelled "sufficient" right the first time. :specnatz:
steelbtexan
11-14-2010, 04:49 PM
I think you're on to something C-N-D

Hopefully some in the Texans organization will take you up on the offer.
CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 04:51 PM
Nice....160% discount? :)

You'll pay me to take me out of my misery, what a deal!



For you........it's a deal.


...say, what does living in this hellhole they call Los Angeles get me?

...........160% taxes on my payment to you, if I calculated it right!
TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 04:54 PM
For you........it's a deal.



...........160% taxes on my payment to you, if I calculated it right!

Sounds about right. What's next, you'll tell me to take the American flag off my bike?!
CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 05:20 PM
Sounds about right. What's next, you'll tell me to take the American flag off my bike?!

No. But I could sell you a McNair produced Texans bicycle I just bought my daughter.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHgZYMc607lpZj_LULEwoVL2wGwj7sy DcRQf0jGYo2f_EC-zFI