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gtexan02
11-14-2010, 03:26 PM
I am a fan. And this is a warning for anyone thinking of becoming one themselves.

Stay away.

The Texans are a team full of talent. We have skills players who are excellent on both sides of the ball. Despite this, we are conditioned losers.

1. We have been blown out this year. See New York Giants.
2. We've lost to the worst team in football. See the Cowboys beatdown.
3. We've lost in primetime. See the Colts.
4. We've blown leads and lost at the end of the 4th. See the Chargers.
5. We've lost due to terrible calls. Again, see Chargers.


And today, we added a new twist. We've lost due to divine intervention.

During a week in which a group of Texans fans literally started a thread advocating that we conduct a mass prayer for the Texans, we get a comeback teaser followed by the most incredible act of divine intervention Ive ever seen in a football game.

Our cornerback jumps and literally knocks the ball directly into a receivers hands? That will be one for the history books.

We are a poorly coached, low effort, ref biased, and now snakebitten cursed team.

Just thought any prospective fans should be aware of that.


(Yes, I am highly frustrated after that game, and yes this is supposed to be funny and not serious)

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 03:27 PM
The fans are ****ing annoying.

Reason #1.

Ranger Tom
11-14-2010, 03:28 PM
I don't feel any anger or frustration at all. I think I'm just numb to it now.

Mr. Texan
11-14-2010, 03:30 PM
We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day

gtexan02
11-14-2010, 03:30 PM
I don't feel any anger or frustration at all. I think I'm just numb to it now.

You really can't even be angry after losing like that.

I mean, really? A knockdown directly to the defender?

Thats more amazing than the catch they literally call "The Catch"

This is one of those once in a lifetime plays that will be remembered forever.

And we happened to be on the wrong end of it. As usual.

We're snakebit

FirstTexansFan
11-14-2010, 03:30 PM
The fans are ****ing annoying.

Reason #1.

The only thing you've posted I agree with :)

gtexan02
11-14-2010, 03:31 PM
The fans are ****ing annoying.

Reason #1.

They're pretty much the only reason to stay interested in this team, actually. At least the board is fun.

Unless of course you're talking about your own posts?

Yankee_In_TX
11-14-2010, 03:33 PM
I don't feel any anger or frustration at all. I think I'm just numb to it now.

I officially gave up on the season after the NYG game. So yeah, I just laughed today. Still a fan, but I don't believe.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 03:33 PM
I don't get angry anymore. I have grown to expect the worst when the Texans are playing.

Carr Bombed
11-14-2010, 03:34 PM
The fans are ****ing annoying.

Reason #1.

Yeah, it's our fault, the fans who have sold out every game in their history dispite this team being a decade league wide laughing stock.

MEGA SWATT
11-14-2010, 03:34 PM
I'm numb right now. We need a new coach and O & D coordinators.:wadepalm:

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 03:34 PM
They're pretty much the only reason to stay interested in this team, actually. At least the board is fun.

Unless of course you're talking about your own posts?

You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

gtexan02
11-14-2010, 03:35 PM
I don't get angry anymore. I have grown to expect the worst when the Texans are playing.

At least you're intelligent. Some of us refuse to learn.

No team can overcome poor coaching, management, referees, and now the Almighty too I suppose.

Maybe 2 or 3 of those, but all? Pshhh, impossible.

gtexan02
11-14-2010, 03:36 PM
You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

Just out curiosity, what were you expecting coming to a board after what was literally a miracle play that results in a last second loss that effectively ends our season?

:wadepalm:

Thorn
11-14-2010, 03:36 PM
Maybe there'll be a shake up in the coaching staff now because of this. To little to late I know, this season is over, but you have to start sometime. And there are a few good head coaching candidates out there right now.

MEGA SWATT
11-14-2010, 03:36 PM
You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

Fans are frustrated right now. Yes, all the new threads are annoying, but I understand the frustration that clouds judgement. I however don't need to make new threads b/c other numb, broken-hearted fans have made them for me.:wadepalm:

GNTLEWOLF
11-14-2010, 03:37 PM
I don't get angry anymore. I have grown to expect the worst when the Texans are playing.

I agree. This was the first game this season that I've been able to enjoy. I watched it with no emotion and I laughed at that miracle last minute touchdown by Jacksonville.

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 03:37 PM
You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

I think the team not posting the same results on the field every single game might change that.

Mr. Texan
11-14-2010, 03:38 PM
You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

u mad.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 03:38 PM
Just out curiosity, what were you expecting coming to a board after what was literally a miracle play that results in a last second loss that effectively ends our season?

:wadepalm:


You're acting as if its just today. I'd like to see the board recognize who to blame when its appropriate. I'd like to see the board diversify their complaints and criticisms of the team. I'd like to see all the nonsense contained to one thread, rather than spread out over 17 different threads, considering they all say the same crap.

SheTexan
11-14-2010, 03:38 PM
Being a fan of a team is a choice. When you make that choice you either stick or bale. I will stick. I'm a glutten for punishment!

HTown2ATX
11-14-2010, 03:40 PM
The fans are ****ing annoying.

Reason #1.

^^^THIS = :kubepalm: unless I am not understanding you which may be possible as I am loaded right now........ are you saying fans who are die hards like myself who are pissed about this season are annoying or the Texans kool-aid drinking nut garglers that act like everything is all effing roses are annoying?


I made the mistake of getting my emotions involed in this game. I was cool and detached during this game until the comeback started in the 3rd and 4th quarters and also when all the Shiner kicked in. I then made the mistake of letting myself get into it and then, of course getting let down.

Anyone who knows me knows just how much I love not only the Texans but the city of Houston. So, I will give the benefit on the doubt and assuem you're not talking about die hards like myself as being annoying.....

lostboy
11-14-2010, 03:40 PM
Henseforth it will be known as the " Immaculent Deflection"

Thorn
11-14-2010, 03:42 PM
Henseforth it will be known as the " Immaculent Deflection"

You know, that's actually kind of funny, in a sad way.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 03:44 PM
At least you're intelligent. Some of us refuse to learn.

No team can overcome poor coaching, management, referees, and now the Almighty too I suppose.

Maybe 2 or 3 of those, but all? Pshhh, impossible.

honestly with last season and starting out this season.. I used to drink beer and watch the game, but I would get pissed at how the Texans would play.. about week 4 I had a 12 pack nice and cold and ready .. I turned the game on, I was going on the 2nd beer and I remember getting it out of the fridge and was fixing to open it.. a thought came over me and I put the beer back into the fridge and the last few weeks, I haven't drank while watching them (except today,but I am enjoying myself)











the thought was "I am not wasting a good buzz on the Texans"

Lucky
11-14-2010, 03:55 PM
Just out curiosity, what were you expecting coming to a board after what was literally a miracle play that results in a last second loss that effectively ends our season?


Why not take the advice of this legendary coach?

Relax and enjoy it.

Texas T
11-14-2010, 04:07 PM
Henseforth it will be known as the " Immaculent Deflection"

That is the funniest thing I've read today!!
Rep!!

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 04:25 PM
You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

Are you mad because we post the same shit, or because the same
shit keeps happening?

Just curious.

JB
11-14-2010, 05:31 PM
Are you mad because we post the same shit, or because the same
shit keeps happening?

Just curious.

I'm no longer mad at either... but I would have said both if I was.

Rey
11-14-2010, 05:34 PM
I don't understand fans turning on each other because of how they respond to losses.

That baffles me. Team plays poorly, fans *****, other fans ***** about their bitching. And here I am bitching about, the fans bitching about other fans bitching.

Man, I hope we start winning soon....

2slik4u
11-14-2010, 05:36 PM
When you go into Sunday expecting for the Texans to lose......it is SO much easier when they do lose. Especially in a way like we did today.

No big deal, if we would of won today, we woulda lost the next seven. Who cares, lets look forward to ANOTHER draft and keep saying......."I cant wait till next year".

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 05:38 PM
I don't understand fans turning on each other because of how they respond to losses.

That baffles me. Team plays poorly, fans *****, other fans ***** about their bitching. And here I am bitching about, the fans bitching about other fans bitching.

Man, I hope we start winning soon....

Some fans will still *****. I remember a couple weeks ago after a win, people made it seem like we lost by 50.

Norg
11-14-2010, 05:41 PM
im going to the games i enjoy going to the games on sunday im loyal to the Logo not the teams that come and go that play under that logo

Yankee_In_TX
11-14-2010, 05:42 PM
im going to the games i enjoy going to the games on sunday im loyal to the Logo not the teams that come and go that play under that logo

That's what I said :)

I made it through 2-14 and by the grace of tailgating I'll make it through this year.

hradhak
11-14-2010, 05:54 PM
I'm gonna go to every game this season and enjoy every last minute of every game. I'd just be happier if the defense weren't so frustrating to watch.

Mr. White
11-14-2010, 06:15 PM
The fans are ****ing annoying.

Reason #1.

I guess you mean the fans that aren't Kubiak homers.

Hervoyel
11-14-2010, 06:30 PM
You mean MULTIPLE threads with MULTIPLE people posting the SAME SHIT every single time isn't ****ing annoying? If this board is any indication of our fan base as a whole, then its a damn shame, because we're a bunch of petulant children.

Not sure why you feel it necessary to stick around then if it bothers you so. I got tired of the board back over the off-season and walked away for a few months. If you continue to feel this annoyed with it I recommend a sabbatical highly.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 06:31 PM
I guess you mean the fans that aren't Kubiak homers.

Not necessarily, no. I'm far from a Kubiak homer. But I'm also a realist. I know who to blame and when to blame them. You should have seen me last year, I wasn't a member of this board yet.

Dishman
11-14-2010, 06:35 PM
Not necessarily, no. I'm far from a Kubiak homer. But I'm also a realist. I know who to blame and when to blame them. You should have seen me last year, I wasn't a member of this board yet.


A man with answers! So who does the blame fall on for this seasons disappointments (following all the years of disappointment before)?

Nawzer
11-14-2010, 06:38 PM
I also felt no pain or sadness. I felt a bit bad for the players, but that didn't last long. I'm just numb and feel nothing for the Texans.

JB
11-14-2010, 07:01 PM
That's what I said :)

I made it through 2-14 and by the grace of tailgating I'll make it through this year.

Are you done with the face painting yet?

Texan_Bill
11-14-2010, 07:07 PM
I broke another remote control... Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of overtime!! :gun:

sakebomb
11-14-2010, 07:27 PM
I agree. This was the first game this season that I've been able to enjoy. I watched it with no emotion and I laughed at that miracle last minute touchdown by Jacksonville.

This was me right after the last play ------->:wadepalm: