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ThaShark316
11-13-2010, 11:49 PM
Tarp does not = people, Jacksonville.

It's pushing Midnight here in Rosharon, TX. My girl is sleeping her ass off, hibernating like a bear. That means it's late as hell. So while her sexy ass sleeps, I'll make a game thread and keep y'all entertained. It's also Saturday night which means:

TEXANS are only HOURS AWAY!!!

Man let's go boys. We got some unfinished business to take care of. These Jags probably think they run us. We gotta put a stop to it.

Things I'd like to see:

-Running the ball with wreckless abandon...wait, wait, wait. Did I say abandon? Dammit, Gary might hear me and stop running it.
-Bring the boot(leg) back
-Get gangsta on defense

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wd0wvc.jpg

Let's get it, Texans!





(bulls on parade time!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP2gtiF4uxU

ThaShark316
11-13-2010, 11:57 PM
Score prediction?

Texans 88
Jaguars 86 F/OT

Mario Williams sacks Garrard in end zone after David says "yo mama" about something, setting Mario off into a rage.

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 12:06 AM
3 Texans to watch!!!

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/fantasyjoe/2010/09/12/Fosterx-large.jpg

Arian Foster, Philosopher.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/New+York+Jets+v+Houston+Texans+JDHryv9NY4Nl.jpg

Antonio Smith, Ninja


http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Indianapolis+Colts+v+Houston+Texans+jKxFI6Vlt8hl.j pg

James Casey, Thor.

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 12:06 AM
Score prediction?

Texans 88
Jaguars 86 F/OT

Mario Williams sacks Garrard in end zone after David says "yo mama" about something, setting Mario off into a rage.

:excited:

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 12:18 AM
im surprised at how calm & confident i am about this game considering its a must win on the road against a decent team. i just know that, barring injury, we'll have a W come days end and be semi-back on track (facing another must win and biggest game in franchise history v the jets!)

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 12:22 AM
im surprised at how calm & confident i am about this game considering its a must win on the road against a decent team. i just know that, barring injury, we'll have a W come days end and be semi-back on track (facing another must win and biggest game in franchise history v the jets!)

lol @ this board if we win the next 2. Hookem Horns is going to have to create a new site. 6-4 with the Titans looming? :evil:

one game at a time though...lets go Texans!:doot::bat:

Norg
11-14-2010, 12:38 AM
THe jags pass D sucks about has much has ours

Dont expect a heavyyy heavyy run game prob more of a balance attack

and we all know kubes is not scared to air out the ball

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 12:53 AM
Score prediction?

Texans 88
Jaguars 86 F/OT

Mario Williams sacks Garrard in end zone after David says "yo mama" about something, setting Mario off into a rage.

Hmm...that Mario we haven't seen for a few games.

I'm pretty confident of a win in this game though, despite the previous outings.

Come on Houston!

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:42 AM
Just win. I don't care how.

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 03:13 AM
mAAAAAAAN, if we dont win this game, ill be pretty mad.

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 07:30 AM
I'm quietly terrified of this game.

I can't name any receiver on the Jacksonville team and you all know what happens to no names against the Texans..... they become stars.

Apart from that, I'm ready for some huge Foster runs and Leach cracking heads.

imatexan
11-14-2010, 07:34 AM
Lets Go Texans!

It's 5 30 here on the west coast and I am going to take a nap and wake up to see if they have a link to the game, lets hope they do because if not I have to listen to it which is not the same!

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 07:47 AM
I'm quietly terrified of this game.

I can't name any receiver on the Jacksonville team and you all know what happens to no names against the Texans..... they become stars.

Apart from that, I'm ready for some huge Foster runs and Leach cracking heads.

Where will we find NO-NAME in Jacksonville?

http://elem.com/~btilly/effective-ab-testing/img/no-name.jpg


http://a056-crimestoppers.nyc.gov/crimestoppers/public/images/noImageAvailableBig.gif

.............YET.

silvrhand
11-14-2010, 08:02 AM
I dont' care who what when how, just win.. another big game for the Texans, a loss here and we'll be at home for the playoffs..

:barman:

Joe Texan
11-14-2010, 08:09 AM
oh goody homefeild advantage


We are going into Jacksonville with a new outlook, Matt call the game as you see it, forget the mike in the helmet, Defense go with the gut and do not listen to the coach on the side lines, WIN THIS GAME

NitroGSXR
11-14-2010, 08:12 AM
I have started booing my TV. Watching the pregame show.

Boo, Texans. Get your snuff together. Boo.

Thorn
11-14-2010, 08:36 AM
rep to ThaShark316 for a good way to open this thread.

OK, Texans, do your stuff and prove all us doubters wrong. Kill da kittens today for us.

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 09:15 AM
Perfect football weather at kickoff............61 degrees/sunny/4 mph wind.

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 09:18 AM
Don't fault me. I just got this urge......

http://www.profile-comments.com/images/nfl/images/jaguars-suck-texans-rule.gif

thunderkyss
11-14-2010, 09:27 AM
Against common opponents

Cowboys
we allowed 285 passing yards, they allowed 365
we allowed 101 yards rushing, they allowed 50
we allowed 27 points, they allowed 17 points.

They won, we lost.

Chiefs
we allowed 189 passing, 228 rushing, 31 points
they allowed 190 passing, 236 rushing, 42 points

They lost, we won.

Chargers
we allowed 290 passing 77 rushing 29 points
They allowed 326 passing 151 rushing 38 points

In the wins against the Colts
we allowed 419 passing 44 rushing 24 points
they allowed 348 passing 58 rushing 28 points

Over the last 3 weeks
we allowed 221 passing 137 rushing 30 points
They allowed 242 passing 146 rushing 30 points

It's anybody's game.

b0ng
11-14-2010, 09:28 AM
Okay Texans, I am out of pot and I do not want to resort to beating children to take out my frustrations that I've had the past 3 Sundays/Monday. Do not **** this up.

False Start
11-14-2010, 09:29 AM
I'm not even gonna get my hopes up for this game, because of the way the team has been playing lately. I'm just gonna watch, and see what happens. :kitten:

Wolf
11-14-2010, 09:36 AM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/jags-oh-no-empty-seats.gif

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 09:37 AM
I predict the first team to get to 40 has it in the bag.:kitten:

Lucky
11-14-2010, 09:47 AM
I predict the first team to get to 40 has it in the bag.:kitten:
The Texans/Jags game over/under line is only 49 1/2 at the Mirage. WTH are they thinking? We should see that by halftime.

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 09:49 AM
Gameday, and I'm totally relaxed. No "biggest game in history" talk. No worry about keeping a short win streak alive. Ahhh, yes...must be November.

That means we're only a couple of weeks away from a brief conversation about the "hot seat" for certain usual suspects on the coaching staff, which quietly melts away after an excellent wrap-up to the season which includes a win streak and much national talk about "next year being the year for the Texans."

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Except...

THIS year, because of the schedule adjustments involving division games, a late-season win streak can rocket a team right back into December contention if they haven't totally screwed up going into that last month of the season. The Texans took a hot start and turned it into a mess, once again losing to the worst team in football (sort of a Texans tradition). But it ain't over yet. Come out with a win today and this team's still got a decent shot.

Lay an egg, and we're right where we seem to be every other November. And if that happens, I hope somebody's fueling McNair's private jet and getting some conversations-that-aren't-really-happening started with a few guys who are new head coach candidates.

If you can't beat the Jags when you're against the wall, you're legitimately 4th in the division. And if you're 4th in the division after this many years, you should be unemployed.

Lucky
11-14-2010, 09:49 AM
Okay Texans, I am out of pot and I do not want to resort to beating children to take out my frustrations that I've had the past 3 Sundays/Monday. Do not **** this up.
Can someone please hook b0ng up with some smoke? Don't do it for him. Do it for the children.

b0ng
11-14-2010, 09:49 AM
The Texans/Jags game over/under line is only 49 1/2 at the Mirage. WTH are they thinking? We should see that by halftime.

Especially with Aaron Kampmann being out. Alualu has been doing a hell of a lot better than I thought he was this season, but that D-line lost it's best player by far.

The over/under should at least be in the 50's.

b0ng
11-14-2010, 09:50 AM
is anybody else here happy we got Gus Johnson for our game today? I love listening to him call a game, and it seems like we do a lot better (for some unexplained reason) when he's broadcasting our games.

Malloy
11-14-2010, 09:51 AM
Can someone please hook b0ng up with some smoke? Don't do it for him. Do it for the children.

Lol, when reading the original post I saw 'Chicken'... kept thinking wth? :)

Lucky
11-14-2010, 09:53 AM
The over/under should at least be in the 50's.
The weather (http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/fitness/hourbyhour/graph/USFL0228) is perfect. I'd start every Texan and Jaguar I had on my fantasy team.

Unfortunately, I have no Texans or Jaguars on my fantasy team. :(

Lucky
11-14-2010, 09:57 AM
is anybody else here happy we got Gus Johnson for our game today? I love listening to him call a game, and it seems like we do a lot better (for some unexplained reason) when he's broadcasting our games.
The problem is that Gus Johnson brings Steve Tasker along for the ride. Is there an announcer who hates Houston more than Steve Tasker? The over under on calling the Texans the "Oilers" is 3.

b0ng
11-14-2010, 10:00 AM
Can someone please hook b0ng up with some smoke? Don't do it for him. Do it for the children.

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq263/b0ngerz/emot-350.gif

The problem is that Gus Johnson brings Steve Tasker along for the ride. Is there an announcer who hates Houston more than Steve Tasker? The over under on calling the Texans the "Oilers" is 3.

I'd have to say Phil Simms or Randy Cross would both be broadcasters I'd prefer Tasker over. There aren't many but they do exist.

The weather is perfect. I'd start every Texan and Jaguar I had on my fantasy team.

Unfortunately, I have no Texans or Jaguars on my fantasy team.

Mike Thomas, the hottest Jaguar pick-up in fantasy this week.

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 10:02 AM
is anybody else here happy we got Gus Johnson for our game today? I love listening to him call a game, and it seems like we do a lot better (for some unexplained reason) when he's broadcasting our games.


There's a comfort level when you can turn from Madden 11 to live TV.

Austrian
11-14-2010, 10:03 AM
I'm somewhat confident about this game. And I haven't felt confident about a game since the loss vs. the Giants. I say we win this one.

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 10:04 AM
I'm somewhat confident about this game. And I haven't felt confident about a game since the loss vs. the Giants. I say we win this one.

You silly boy, you.:bubbles:

axman40
11-14-2010, 10:08 AM
I will have to record the game. My niece turned 16 and wants me to take her to the Wizard Con.I will have my portable radio and listen on 98.9 FM.

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 10:09 AM
The problem is that Gus Johnson brings Steve Tasker along for the ride. Is there an announcer who hates Houston more than Steve Tasker? The over under on calling the Texans the "Oilers" is 3.

Please. He's not biased. None of them are. I'm sure that if Tasker would've been in the booth for that not-called push-off (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/12/roddy-white-admits-to-pass-interference-on-game-winning-play/) by Roddy White on Thursday night that led to an Atlanta win, he would have been every bit as critical of Atlanta as he was of AJ and Houston. (And Peter King's next MMQB column will include a line like "Sorry, Baltimore (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/10/17/mmqb/3.html), an official decided that game.")

:sarcasm:

Lucky
11-14-2010, 10:10 AM
Here's a weird stat. David Carr was 6-3 versus the Jags as the Texans starting QB. Matt Schaub has never defeated the Jags in 4 attempts.

That's not right. That has to change.

False Start
11-14-2010, 10:22 AM
Here's a weird stat. David Carr was 6-3 versus the Jags as the Texans starting QB. Matt Schaub has never defeated the Jags in 4 attempts.

That's not right. That has to change.

:kubepalm:

That is definitely sad.

b0ng
11-14-2010, 10:22 AM
Real question:

Does Arian Fosters QB rating come into play this game?

False Start
11-14-2010, 10:28 AM
Real question:

Does Arian Fosters QB rating come into play this game?

:mariopalm:

I sure as hell hope not.

NitroGSXR
11-14-2010, 10:30 AM
Real question:

Does Arian Fosters QB rating come into play this game?

Or will he namaste CBrown on how to make a goalline game-ender?

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 10:30 AM
Real question:

Does Arian Fosters QB rating come into play this game?

I thought you said you were out of pot...?

HTown2ATX
11-14-2010, 10:31 AM
:fans:

Ranger Tom
11-14-2010, 10:33 AM
:fans:

These past weeks, I've felt like that glum one in the black hat. Still a fan, but with little reason to be enthusiastic. Let's see if that changes today.

jaayteetx
11-14-2010, 10:34 AM
Texans 2-11 all time on the road vs AFC south opponents....not good, better start changing today.

Thorn
11-14-2010, 10:38 AM
I predict that the Texans and Jags will play some semblance of a football game today. Not only that, I predict one of those two teams will win.

thunderkyss
11-14-2010, 10:39 AM
The Texans/Jags game over/under line is only 49 1/2 at the Mirage. WTH are they thinking? We should see that by halftime.

What's the line? Who's the favorite?

b0ng
11-14-2010, 10:41 AM
What's the line? Who's the favorite?

Jags by 1.

I thought you said you were out of pot...?

Did you watch the HOU/J-ville game last season when they were in Houston (or did Brown ruin us on the road? I can't remember)

NitroGSXR
11-14-2010, 10:46 AM
Jags by 1.



Did you watch the HOU/J-ville game last season when they were in Houston (or did Brown ruin us on the road? I can't remember)

I sat in the bullpen that day. The fumble unfolded right in front of my eyes.

*sigh*

awtysst
11-14-2010, 10:47 AM
I predict that the Texans and Jags will play some semblance of a football game today. Not only that, I predict one of those two teams will win.

Wouldn't it be funny(or incredibly sad) if there was a tie?!

76Texan
11-14-2010, 10:52 AM
Good news for Winston.
LDE Kampman was put on IR due to a knee injury.
Actually, it would have been better for him to play... ineffectively!

spurstexanstros
11-14-2010, 10:56 AM
What can be starts with believing it starts now Texans.

drink up the koolaid....I call it liquid faith.

I have posted this in every thread I visited today because I feel it and believe it.


Putting ALL arguments aside. I know if the Texans had the passion of the posters on TexansTalk.com we would be 16-0. so let us drink mightly of the koolaid and send all the passion we have to our team in JAX....

I believe in this team win or loose. Imfreaking repping everyone on this thread because I believe we are the greatest fans in the NFL and I BELIEVE THE TEXANS ARE GOING TO WIN AND OUR PATH TOWARDS DESTINY STARTS NOW.

:gotexans1

Sway
11-14-2010, 10:57 AM
I gotta say I'm nervous with so many injuries and AJ out... If we don't pull it out today and have guys step up, this season could very quickly tank. I was wearing my blue gear last night and went to HEB, some middle aged guy walks up and says ' You sure you wanna support that team?" I said "well, I've bled red white and blue sine 2002, and I'm not stopping now!" His response was "Good". I thought it a tad strange.

alphajoker
11-14-2010, 11:00 AM
I gotta say I'm nervous with so many injuries and AJ out... If we don't pull it out today and have guys step up, this season could very quickly tank. I was wearing my blue gear last night and went to HEB, some middle aged guy walks up and says ' You sure you wanna support that team?" I said "well, I've bled red white and blue sine 2002, and I'm not stopping now!" His response was "Good". I thought it a tad strange.

NFL.com shows AJ as active.

jaayteetx
11-14-2010, 11:00 AM
I gotta say I'm nervous with so many injuries and AJ out... If we don't pull it out today and have guys step up, this season could very quickly tank. I was wearing my blue gear last night and went to HEB, some middle aged guy walks up and says ' You sure you wanna support that team?" I said "well, I've bled red white and blue sine 2002, and I'm not stopping now!" His response was "Good". I thought it a tad strange.

What?

76Texan
11-14-2010, 11:02 AM
NFL.com shows AJ as active.

Yeah, everybody is showing that AJ is active.
On the other hand, the Texans placed Karl Paymah on IR.
Oh no, the Texans secondary just got worse! :mariopalm:

jaayteetx
11-14-2010, 11:03 AM
Inactives....http://www.nfl.com/inactives
New cb not gonna play as well as Owen out.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 11:03 AM
Texans' inactives at Jags: QB Matt Leinart, CB Jason Allen, S Torri Williams, LB Xavier Adibi, G Kasey Studdard, DT Malcolm Sheppard, DE Jesse Nading, TE Owen Daniels. TE Joel Dreessen will start for Daniels.


from the Texans facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/HoustonTexans)

76Texan
11-14-2010, 11:04 AM
Mario is nursing both groin and hip injury.
That doesn't sound too good, yike!

Texan4Ever
11-14-2010, 11:05 AM
As long as David Garrad gets me my fantasy points and the Texans win, I'm a happy man! :doot:

PapaL
11-14-2010, 11:05 AM
I'm behind them...just like most WR's against our secondary.

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 11:48 AM
Gonna be a ***** of a day.

Not many here at the moment. Only 36 at last check. The bandwagon must have left town.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/nolurking.gif http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/1048224712.gif

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/avatar.gif

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 11:56 AM
Jags 53 - Texans 54

Foster goes for a buck fifty.

Sway
11-14-2010, 11:56 AM
Glad AJ is gonna play- NFL scared the hell outta me. Almost Kickoff, lets GO TEXANS!!

Ranger Tom
11-14-2010, 11:57 AM
Gonna be a ***** of a day.

Not many here at the moment. Only 36 at last check. The bandwagon must have left town.



I think the bandwagon crashed in a hideous accident a couple of weeks ago.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 11:57 AM
Gonna be a ***** of a day.

Not many here at the moment. Only 36 at last check. The bandwagon must have left town.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/nolurking.gif http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/1048224712.gif

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/avatar.gif

Good. Maybe people can shut the **** up and enjoy the game today without having to throw their agenda around in every single post.

NitroGSXR
11-14-2010, 11:59 AM
Jags 53 - Texans 54

Foster goes for a buck fifty.
Yeah but will he get any TDs? You see... I'm split between starting CJ and Arian...

:lol:

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 12:00 PM
Feed me?

thunderkyss
11-14-2010, 12:01 PM
Foster goes for a buck fifty.

He needs 136 to get to 1000 yards on the season.

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 12:02 PM
Woohoo. Time to get this team back on track.

Lets go Texans!

TexCanada
11-14-2010, 12:02 PM
Go Texans!! We need this one!

thunderkyss
11-14-2010, 12:02 PM
What's the line? Who's the favorite?



Jags by 1.



That tells me the Texans are a slight favorite, being that Jacksonville should get 3 for being at home.

fingers crossed.


Thanks.

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 12:03 PM
Aight fellas....let's beat these bitches!

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 12:04 PM
Feed me?

PM'ed you one - check your messages.

Can send to anyone else as well.

Come on boys!

since02
11-14-2010, 12:05 PM
Cmon TEXANS show us where your heart is!!!!!

Let's go TEXANS!!!!

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 12:05 PM
Stop Garrard's big arm, stop Garrard from running, stop MJD.

This defense got PROBLEMS.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:05 PM
Glover Quin SUCKS dude.

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 12:05 PM
Added to the end of the run???? BS!

imatexan
11-14-2010, 12:06 PM
PM'ed you one - check your messages.

Can send to anyone else as well.

Come on boys!

Yes please, I need a link!

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:06 PM
What UP~!!:thisbig:

TexCanada
11-14-2010, 12:06 PM
PM'ed you one - check your messages.

Can send to anyone else as well.

Come on boys!

Send it to me too please! I haven't found any decent ones yet.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 12:07 PM
The Ole' Defense is still alive.

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:07 PM
Almost sacked and inted on one play

Mailman
11-14-2010, 12:09 PM
Quin has to make that play. He had the ball in his hands and just dropped it. That is the difference between a decent defense and a historically awful one.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 12:09 PM
Texan defense looks like they are wearing out the Jaguar offense with all these 6+ yards per play

:specnatz:

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:09 PM
No team in the league plays like their QB plays more than the Jaguars?:wadepalm:

Pollardized
11-14-2010, 12:09 PM
Well, it's always good to see consistency. Unfortunately, the Texans defense is consistently BAD!!!!!

hot pickle
11-14-2010, 12:10 PM
anyone got a link for me?

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 12:10 PM
Texan defense looks like they are wearing out the Jaguar offense with all these 6+ yards per play

:specnatz:

I never thought of it that way. Let's see how that strategy works.

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 12:10 PM
Here's what I see.

http://newsphilter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/swiss-cheese.jpg

Mailman
11-14-2010, 12:10 PM
Dear lord. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:10 PM
Garrard fakes out Quinn for a first?!?!

Wolf
11-14-2010, 12:11 PM
geeze :thud:

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:11 PM
Quinn playin terrible so far

hot pickle
11-14-2010, 12:11 PM
link anyone?

Carr Bombed
11-14-2010, 12:11 PM
anyone got a link for me?

atdhe.net

or

channelsurfing.net

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
Gah our D has hands of stone. Cmon Pollard!

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
Hold onto picks!

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
link anyone?

http://newsphilter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/swiss-cheese.jpg

That's what you need to know.

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
Mario getting a lot of pressure so far

TheIronDuke
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
HTF does Pollard not catch that easy ass INT?

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
Jags in the redzone and hits Pollard in the hands....for a dropped easy INT

Mailman
11-14-2010, 12:12 PM
Another dropped interception!

:wadepalm:

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:13 PM
Another reason Pollard shouldn't be startin

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:13 PM
You have got to make those catches. That makes two int's dropped.

Yet another bad decision by Garrard.

The Third Man
11-14-2010, 12:13 PM
Another dropped INT. Ugh.

Pollardized
11-14-2010, 12:14 PM
Damn. I could have caught that pick...

hradhak
11-14-2010, 12:14 PM
Pollard has got to catch those. That's why our defense is last in the league. Now they have an opportunity to score.

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 12:14 PM
Stop ****in droppin picks!

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:14 PM
I will give pollard a pass on that one.....he usually makes that play........prob got a little to happy......lol

I wont label him eugene stonehands wilson just yet unless i see more of this foolishness

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Anderson!!!

since02
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
The sure FREAKIN pick!? :wadepalm:

Spled
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Our secondary needs stickum.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Mark Anderson with a sack and Garrrrrard is slow to get. Defense holds at the 12 yard line.

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Garrard is not a clutch QB, put pressure on him in clutch situations and its over.

hradhak
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Great sack. Keep hitting Garrard, it's really going to slow them down on offense

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:16 PM
great pressure that first drive......more more more

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:16 PM
Scooby gets 3.

Lucky
11-14-2010, 12:16 PM
Texans 2-11 all time on the road vs AFC south opponents....not good, better start changing today.
The Texans have won more than 2 games on the road vs the division. I'd re-check those stats.
Another reason Pollard shouldn't be startin
Who would start over him??? The Texans have nothing at safety.

The Cush
11-14-2010, 12:16 PM
Who lit the fire under our D-Line?! We look aggressive

Brandon420tx
11-14-2010, 12:16 PM
Mark Anderson was a good pickup

Carr Bombed
11-14-2010, 12:16 PM
Here's a working link...

http://channelsurfing.net/watch-nfl-5.html

Wolf
11-14-2010, 12:17 PM
glad is not windy so I can hear the fans cheer over the tarps moving

:smiliedance:

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:17 PM
now kubiak dont get cute.......please and thank u

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 12:18 PM
Jacksonville scores first.........and Kareem Jackson falls down. :foottap:

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:18 PM
foster - aj - casey - foster - aj - casey - foster - aj - casey....

since02
11-14-2010, 12:20 PM
Finally we see some flashes from some of these chicago DE's!

Cmon mark show mario how its done!

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:21 PM
16 yards to walter

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 12:21 PM
There's Walter

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:22 PM
Texans have the momentum

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 12:22 PM
1st down to Walter

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:22 PM
Glad to c walter...too bad I benched him in FF

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:23 PM
wow - it's a Walter game so far - guess they remembered he was on the team

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:23 PM
Love it.

since02
11-14-2010, 12:23 PM
Kdub!!!!!!!!!

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 12:23 PM
Foster for 14!!

JB
11-14-2010, 12:24 PM
A TE screen? :woot2:

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:24 PM
That was a huge call screen on a blitz? that is how you do it. Then follow it up by pounding the rock for 14 yards? No doubt Texans have the momentum here.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:24 PM
Foster - Texans for first daaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnnnn

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:25 PM
Bah, Casey couldn't hold on. 3rd and goal - we need TD's not FG's.....

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 12:25 PM
Where has this play calling been? I like what I see.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:26 PM
... and then almost an INT

since02
11-14-2010, 12:26 PM
Give it to arian!!!!!!!!!!


Or not.............................. :wadepalm:

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:26 PM
I don't like getting 3 after that awesome drive.

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 12:27 PM
Foster slipped...could have been a catch...maybe...I dunno

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:27 PM
Rack gets his 3. 3-3 for these high powered offenses and stingy defenses

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:27 PM
Too bad he slipped nice drive otherwise

hradhak
11-14-2010, 12:27 PM
Great drive to start. Gotta finish though.
Defense come back with the pressure and let's get the offense back on the field.

Thorn
11-14-2010, 12:27 PM
.....meh.......

whatever....


:kubepalm:

TexSon
11-14-2010, 12:28 PM
So Pollard drops an INT, Casey drops a TD and Foster slips wide open in the endzone.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:28 PM
I don't like getting 3 after that awesome drive.

took the words outta my mouth

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:28 PM
I do like that Black Ops commercial. The cook at the end nails it.

DX-TEX
11-14-2010, 12:28 PM
Great drive to start. Gotta finish though.
.

If you add "All on me" you sound like someone I know.:lol:

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 12:29 PM
I don't like getting 3 after that awesome drive.

Agreed.

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 12:29 PM
****in block in the back..no call

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:29 PM
arm tackle... whiff
arm tackle... whiff
arm tackle... whiff
arm tackle... whiff
... and dog pile.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:30 PM
I do like that Black Ops commercial. The cook at the end nails it.

Wish Kobe's ***** ass wasn't in it, but still awesome.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:31 PM
Wish Kobe's ***** ass wasn't in it, but still awesome.

Well, he's one of the few hiding and camping if that helps.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:31 PM
Wow - the tarps match the empty seats.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:32 PM
4 guys to bring down Zach Miller

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:34 PM
oh yeah, cush is playing SAM.... and was offsides

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 12:35 PM
I think the horrific defense this year has obscured the fact that Kubiak may have fixed our red zone offense issues.

7th in the league in touchdowns inside the red zone is pretty solid given we always struggled there in the past.

Maybe that is Arian though not Kubiak.

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 12:35 PM
Well, I see Houston didn't ram it in. I was distracted by firemen swarming outside my front door wondering where the fire was. False alarm thank God.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:36 PM
A Nolan sighting - stayed home on a reverse

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:37 PM
I was wondering - thought that was a forward pass.

Texan_Touchdown
11-14-2010, 12:37 PM
lets go D

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 12:38 PM
solid first q imo

JB
11-14-2010, 12:38 PM
Well, I see Houston didn't ram it in. I was distracted by firemen swarming outside my front door wondering where the fire was. False alarm thank God.

Are my girls visiting you? lol

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:38 PM
Some good press by the d-line, Mario almost got a piece. JJ returning - well, fair catch at the 10.

Jagsbch
11-14-2010, 12:39 PM
Where has this play calling been? I like what I see.

Texans have always called decent games against the Jags

hradhak
11-14-2010, 12:40 PM
Nice first quarter by Mario. Good pressure on Garrard disrupted at least 3 plays.

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 12:40 PM
Are my girls visiting you? lol

:lol:

What is it about Houston playing better away from Reliant?

Texan_Touchdown
11-14-2010, 12:40 PM
PI on the James casey miss IMO,

Good play calling, looks like we saw a whole in their zone for Dre, with walter in the middle.

I like the rotation on the DB's.


DL getting pressure, which causes punts/T.O's.


Let's get 7 Texans.

Jottoz
11-14-2010, 12:41 PM
No help going on so far:

1 QTR
Ten 10
Mia 7

2 QTR
Ind 10
Cin 0

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:41 PM
First quarter thoughts.

- gotta stop settling for FG's that close to the goal (same issue in SD's game)
- our secondary needs stickem
- dline getting some good pressure - is jags oline injured?
- haven't seen the Denny's menu, has it been misplaced?
- good to see Walter back. Nice seeing Foster and AJ as well

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:42 PM
Thank goodness AJ is smart enough to "drop" that pass. Seriously - that's all we had?

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:42 PM
Turrible drive....errr...possession.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:43 PM
Wait... did we just have an offensive series? I blinked.

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 12:43 PM
Hated the third down call. :foottap:

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 12:43 PM
Crap playcall. Getting cute = FAIL

Runner
11-14-2010, 12:43 PM
Playing a very weak defense and afraid to try to make something happen. Nice.

hradhak
11-14-2010, 12:43 PM
Foster made the wrong read on that draw. Looks like there was space to the left.
We should have screened there.

Texan_Touchdown
11-14-2010, 12:44 PM
... or not....

imatexan
11-14-2010, 12:45 PM
Gary is listening he is running foster!

On 3rd and long :wadepalm:

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 12:45 PM
That is 3rd down play call is indicative of why the Texans are playing .500 ball. Pass the ball. If the play is not there, tell your QB to throw it away. Be just a little bit aggressive and quit coaching scared.

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 12:46 PM
Sweet Jesus what a horrible series of play calling...

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:46 PM
Hated the third down call. :foottap:

yea....u throw any other time.......when u should be running.....but when u need to pass u run......kubes got this backwards playcalling thing down pack

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 12:46 PM
Gary is listening he is running foster!

On 3rd and long :wadepalm:

The Kool Aid still tastes great though.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:48 PM
Thats clean D. STFU fans.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:48 PM
ooooh, that was pretty close to PI, Zac. Dig the agressiveness though.

gary
11-14-2010, 12:49 PM
Gary is listening he is running foster!

On 3rd and long :wadepalm:Hence, why Gary should be gone.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:49 PM
****ing pollard again blows it

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:49 PM
Haven't heard KJ's name called - is he out there?

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 12:49 PM
Helluva job those officials are doing. Tasker giving the refs props for the no-call. :)

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:50 PM
****ing pollard again blows it

His presence on that play basically forced him to come down out of bounds.

Thorn
11-14-2010, 12:50 PM
A low scoring game so far, with two of the leagues worst defenses on the field. LOL

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 12:50 PM
Hilarius that a dude could be in double coverage and still catch the ball. The Texans best defender on that long third down was the sideline. :(

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:51 PM
come on texans dont be so predictable and give us somethin to complain about.....defense came to play.....offense not gettin it done.....dont do that ish today please and thank you


lets get both for a change pretty please.......

Lucky
11-14-2010, 12:51 PM
****ing pollard again blows it
Wow, you're rolling on the Pollard hate today. He hasn't played that bad.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:52 PM
come on texans dont be so predictable and give us somethin to complain about.


This place will ***** no matter what. Don't ask for too much.

Dishman
11-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Hence, why Gary should be gone.

Some kind of weird third person vibe there, "Gary". If that's really your name. :kitten:

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 12:52 PM
garrard being a little loose with the bal imo. good play by D as a whole so far. nice to see

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Kubiak is pretty damn defiant huh? Hasn't he called a pass play about 70% of the time so far?

Then a run on third down, LOL!

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 12:53 PM
Jones and his crap hands. ugh

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:53 PM
Jacoby couldnt hold on if u glued it to his hands

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:53 PM
Jacoby needs to be cut.

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 12:54 PM
Jacoby has to lead the NFL in drops

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 12:54 PM
Pollard looks really good today IMO. He just needs to hold on to the picks.

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 12:54 PM
Put in Dorin Dickerson?

OzzO
11-14-2010, 12:54 PM
is this supoosed to be a strong defensive game? Seems like both teams are skurred to move the ball, let alone score.

Hagar
11-14-2010, 12:54 PM
Pass happy POS! Kubes is really pissing me off.

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 12:55 PM
sick of JJ NEVER making that catch. dude is unbelievably unclutch

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:55 PM
Pollard looks really good today IMO. He just needs to hold on to the picks.

He let a double covered guy catch the damn ball..luckly he fell out of bounds

hradhak
11-14-2010, 12:55 PM
I don't get that playcalling. 4 runs 10 passes. We've regressed to the no run game pass first offense

gary
11-14-2010, 12:55 PM
some kind of weird third person vibe there, "gary". If that's really your name. :kitten:lol

TexCanada
11-14-2010, 12:55 PM
Why do we keep on putting JJ on the field?

awtysst
11-14-2010, 12:55 PM
Anyone thought we would be in a defensive battle at this point in the game?

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 12:56 PM
Why the hell aren't we running the ball?

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 12:56 PM
Pass happy POS! Kubes is really pissing me off.

If it is 3rd and 5 or more to go you have to pass. That was a good throw by Matt. JJ should have had it.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:56 PM
seriously....what has happen to jacoby????

preseason we screaming he should take walters job.......but since the season has started he has been doin this slaton impression thing


cant catch at all.....i dont knw when the last time i actually seen this guy catch a ball.....and im not being funny...im serious


and hes a non factor on special teams.....no big returns at all lately......what happen to this kid....he use to be a big play waiting to happen

Brandon420tx
11-14-2010, 12:56 PM
At least JJ didn't pop it up in the air

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 12:57 PM
He let a double covered guy catch the damn ball..luckly he fell out of bounds

Yep. :kubepalm:

At least the Jags are taking their shots. Something tells me the Jags won't stay at 3 points very long...

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 12:57 PM
Everybody was in the box

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 12:57 PM
This isn't a def battle...its just a shitty off battle

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 12:58 PM
Again everybody in the box and still nothing

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 12:58 PM
This isn't a def battle...its just a shitty off battle


Yeah. People need to start getting the difference.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 12:59 PM
Ole'!!!!

jshabang
11-14-2010, 12:59 PM
kubes please incorporate the nfls leading rusher in your game plan a little more.....

thanks in advance

fans

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 01:00 PM
..............and Kareem Jackson falls down.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 01:00 PM
uh oh - Sims-Walker got rolled up on.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 01:01 PM
..............and Kareem Jackson falls down.

That is still funny! Would love to rep you for the Whiner Liner reference but have to spread it around.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 01:01 PM
kubes please incorporate the nfls leading rusher in your game plan a little more.....

thanks in advance

fans

Not gonna happen...gotta think like Kubes. Find the stupidest playcall possible then choice that pkay

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 01:02 PM
Hey, the Jags are running the ball with pretty good success....:kitten:

OzzO
11-14-2010, 01:02 PM
Not gonna happen...gotta think like Kubes. Find the stupidest playcall possible then choice that pkay

Well, the menu HAS returned to his hands. Didn't see it the first series.

hradhak
11-14-2010, 01:03 PM
Uh finally one team wised up and started running the ball. Too bad it wasn't our freakin' team.

Now we'll play from behind...etc etc etc. follow the script

Ryan
11-14-2010, 01:03 PM
As the usual, we're getting outcoached so far today.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 01:04 PM
Uh finally one team wised up and started running the ball. Too bad it wasn't our freakin' team.

Now we'll play from behind...etc etc etc. follow the script

I think Kubes let's the team score more so he has an excuse to be pass-happy

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 01:04 PM
Nice tackling, assholes.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Ole!!!!

Pollardized
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Wow gotta love that D!!!!

OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jshabang
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
whiffffffffffffffff

whiffffffffffff


missed tackle


yayyyyyyyyyyyy

OzzO
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Hey - it's the Chapelle crack-head dance.

Okay, Texans - you can now score since the Jags are up 10-3. TD preferably.

hradhak
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Dammit. How do you get in the backfield so often and not tackle anyone.

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
The Texans have the best tackling skills.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 01:05 PM
As the usual, we're getting outcoached so far today.


Not really. The game has been ugly as hell on both sides so far. Jacksonville just ran NINE times to score. Our defense is supposed to be better at the run.

Where have we been outcoached?

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 01:06 PM
whiffffffffffffffff

whiffffffffffff


missed tackle


yayyyyyyyyyyyy

Who knew we drafted 10 more pollards

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 01:06 PM
whiffffffffffffffff

whiffffffffffff


missed tackle


yayyyyyyyyyyyy

No. It's Ole! Get it right. :ahhaha:

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-14-2010, 01:06 PM
It's embarassing watching our players fall over themselves trying to play defense.