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Mailman
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
Time of possession is decidedly in their favor.

The offense needs to get a sustained drive going and give the defense a breather (as if it matters).

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
Uh finally one team wised up and started running the ball. Too bad it wasn't our freakin' team.

Now we'll play from behind...etc etc etc. follow the script

sad but true

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
Wow gotta love that D!!!!

OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shhh - we are now playing everyone in their right positions.

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
YAY:ahhaha:

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
Nice tackling, assholes.

Careful with your language.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:06 PM
Starting to look like typical Texans football now.

Should start to get out of control any second now............

Pollardized
11-14-2010, 02:07 PM
Anyone remember the Jose Lima Casa Ole commercials?

I'm thinking our whole D could do some commercials for them.

Casa OLE!!! Every play!!!! Whiffed today!!!!! Casa OLE!!!!!!!!!

gary
11-14-2010, 02:07 PM
why didn't I exspect otherwise?

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:07 PM
We need European man thongs for our coaching staff.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:08 PM
No. It's Ole! Get it right. :ahhaha:

my fault......how could i screw that up.......:specnatz: lol

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 02:08 PM
A new view of what we call the "Red Zone:"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/matadorG_468x359.jpg

The red is really referring to the cape, I guess.

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Lolololololololololol. Now we run on 1st down!!!!

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
That is still funny! Would love to rep you for the Whiner Liner reference but have to spread it around.

Lol, pure brilliance. If anyone didn't see the thread, Senor Stan posted this the other day.......

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/whiner-texans-play-by-play-on-defense/

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Anyone remember the Jose Lima Casa Ole commercials?

I'm thinking our whole D could do some commercials for them.

Casa OLE!!! Every play!!!! Whiffed today!!!!! Casa OLE!!!!!!!!!

Man I miss that dude from his days with the Astros. May he rest in peace.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Starting to look like typical Texans football now.

Should start to get out of control any second now............

Yep its here.

.500 football is looking like a pipe dream now.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Omfg

FirstTexansFan
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Briesel can't count... oh well

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Just sliiiiight movement by Brisel - barely saw that.

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
Jesus this team is undisciplined.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:09 PM
I'm going to say this ONE time:

People busting balls about the run, we're running, and it's going nowhere. You don't "continue" to run. I don't want to hear that nonsense. You use Foster in screen passes and short dumpoffs when the traditional run isn't working.

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 02:10 PM
Frank Bush must've been making one hell of a PB&J on that last defensive series. :wadepalm:

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 02:10 PM
Love throwing the ball away on a free play.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:10 PM
Run the mother ****ing ball u jackass

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:10 PM
Awesome catch, Hands.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:10 PM
Yep - it's the Walter day.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:10 PM
my fault......how could i screw that up.......:specnatz: lol

It's all good. Just thought I would help ya out.

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 02:11 PM
Holy crap! A first down!

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Wat is this" run" play they just called..is that legal?

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
C'mon dude, call intentional grounding!!!!

Pollardized
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Run the mother ****ing ball u jackass

Dude. Language. And hating on Pollard today.

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Schaub didn't even look like he saw the rush right in front of him

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Yea were trying the run game and its not working.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Wat is this" run" play they just called..is that legal?


8 rushes for 22 yards.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:12 PM
No success running the ball.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:13 PM
Jeez, spread out the offense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:13 PM
Dude. Language. And hating on Pollard today.

Lol sry...ill keep it down today as long as Pollard makes sum plays..deal?

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:13 PM
Draw the play up past the marker, por favor.

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:13 PM
I see we are taking a page out of the UT playbook.

Lucky
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
But the passing game isn't a problem...

JB
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
3& 10 so they run a 5 yd route...wtf?

hradhak
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
Man after that first drive our offense has done nothing.

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
okay, how come Foster can't break through now - no lanes opening, oline not doing it's part or is jax putting more in the box knowing it's a running play per the script?

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
8 rushes for 22 yards.

Yea thts the prob...best run team and we have run it a whole 8 times

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
So far we suck, but only down by one TD, so it's not to bad. Our offense looks like crap today.

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 02:14 PM
cant rly blame kubes today. the run game isnt working

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:15 PM
Remember when we at least had an offense.

At least it made the games fun to watch.

I feel like I'm in a time machine. Feel like 2004 to anyone?

Dishman
11-14-2010, 02:15 PM
I'm going to say this ONE time:

People busting balls about the run, we're running, and it's going nowhere. You don't "continue" to run. I don't want to hear that nonsense. You use Foster in screen passes and short dumpoffs when the traditional run isn't working.


True to form the Texans aren't recognizing this and calling those types of plays. We saw it once or twice last week, but then those plays went quickly back to the doghouse.

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 02:16 PM
All this talk about the run game....no lanes....

Oline looks ultra crappy today

gafftop
11-14-2010, 02:16 PM
Coaching staff needs to adjust. jags daring Texans to pass. they know Aj not himself. Know JJ is worthless. Daniels no threat. Do the texans have another receiver? Also they know Schaub is not all there.

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
Haha this team friggin sucks.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
I see we are taking a page out of the UT playbook.

We've lost evrytime they have.

since02
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
Wow really? So we run a 5 yard route????


Oh no............ We suck again!

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
Even Turk has Texanitis.

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
god damnit turk. what the ****

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
they let garrard ram a 2 min offense down our throat for a TD AND O MY LORD A 20 YARD PUNT


FOOTBALL GODS WHY DO U HATE US

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
Almost got blocked...........we can't block at all today.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:17 PM
Yea thts the prob...best run team and we have run it a whole 8 times


Yeah. I'd be much happier if we ran 20 times for 42 yards.

**rolls eyes**

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:18 PM
I better c sum adjustments at the half...but Kubes is coaching so its a 50-50 shot

SheTexan
11-14-2010, 02:18 PM
It's official! We really are THAT bad!!! Turk can't even punk a friggin ball.

Geeeezzzz!

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:18 PM
Now even Turk sucks, I'm getting drunk.....

gafftop
11-14-2010, 02:18 PM
Need to hold to FG

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:18 PM
they let garrard ram a 2 min offense down our throat for a TD AND O MY LORD A 20 YARD PUNT


FOOTBALL GODS WHY DO U HATE US


A 9 play, 9 RUN drive is a 2 minute offense?

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 02:19 PM
Draft Alex Henery, Nebraska P/K. 6th round pick.

Future of the kicking game solved.

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:19 PM
MJD did the "Tyrone Biggums" in the endzone.

Texans are gonna be WOE OUT in the FOFE!

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 02:19 PM
Whoa. Piss on the field! Piss on the field!

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 02:19 PM
Going against the 28th ranked D and we have 3 points going to half.

This team sucks.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:19 PM
Get your check book out Pollard!!!

overtrained
11-14-2010, 02:19 PM
At least after this game, everyone in the media can stop pumping our supposed great run D. All aspects of the D are just terrible.

hradhak
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
we can't let em score here. our offense is struggling too much.

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Can't stop the run, can't stop the pass. Can't run the ball, can't pass the ball.
Terrible on special teams, undisciplined football.

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
The Texans are being outcoached right now. By del rio and company. This really sux. Eff my life.

gary
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Kool aid is not tasting so good anymore.

Dan B.
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
These guys are turrabull.

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Cushing is tackling like a *****!!

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Soooaaaaaaap! Get your pink soap here.

Hagar
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
That is on empty stadium.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Troy Nolan is an *****.

nut
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
stupid late hit

TheIronDuke
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
LMAO, WTFG Nolan, this team is retarded.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Wowwwwwww touchdown jaguars coming right up

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 02:20 PM
The Texans are being outcoached right now. By del rio and company. This really sux. Eff my life.

When your being outcoached by Del Rio...... :wadepalm:

SheTexan
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Now even Turk sucks, I'm getting drunk.....

Not a bad idea!!! Drunk is the way to go when pulling for our team!!

I'm going back to bed!! To tired for this crap!!

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Nice Nolan.

Edit: Here it goes....

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
The Texans are being outcoached right now. By del rio and company. This really sux. Eff my life.


I'm trying to figure out exactly how this team is being outcoached. We're being outplayed. It's clear as crystal.

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Too easy. This team is quitting.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Kool aid is not tasting so good anymore.

It will still be flowing and being served after this game.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Just like i said.........right on que as i pressed send

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
That's TWO times MJD does the "Tyrone Biggums!!"

WTF!!!

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Just 1 step closer to Kubes getting fired.

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
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Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Yep it was over at 3 to 3.


Bye Kubes, I really wanted it to work out.............

TheIronDuke
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
The Texans are gay.

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
This team ****ING SUCKS!!!

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:21 PM
Sounds like what happened in preseason. Remember, when our excuse for losing was that everyone was just in a rush to get the game over with, get on the plane, and get home. Today, you can see them playing with urgency...........to get the game over with, get on the plane, and get home.:kubepalm:

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
http://www.youdapro.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/nfl-shot-glass-houston-texans.jpg

Mr. Texan
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
:kitten:

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
You can't fix stupid.

:kubepalm:

nut
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Why the heck have we been stinking so bad lately?

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Cmon Nolan. Don't be like Pollard. You are better than that.

jaayteetx
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
O laaaaaay, O laaaaaaay O laaaaaaay O laaaaaaaay O laaaaaaay !!!!!!!!!!

Revolution
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
We look pathetic. Simple enough analysis? :wadepalm:

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
I don't care how hard Pollard hits people if he always hits them after they have got a first down.

Get a safety who can cover please.

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
The Texans are being outcoached right now. By del rio and company. This really sux. Eff my life.


Not out coached just out physical

MJD& the jag Oline is straight Taking us to school

mariowillshine15
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Why the heck have we been stinking so bad lately?

Because we suck?

TexCanada
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Looks like Kubiak is starting to lose his team.

Dan B.
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
This team has just completely quit. There isn't a whiff of a hint that they care. They're getting humiliated.

overtrained
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Just 1 step closer to Kubes getting fired.

Amen Brother. This disaster can't end soon enough.

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Here we go again......

:wadepalm::mariopalm::kubepalm::facepalm:


:lol:

Mailman
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Heh, at least it wasn't Garrard. Since real football sucks for me, at least I can enjoy the fantasy version, and I'm going against Garrard in both my leagues.

gafftop
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Game over. Kubiak and offense will be so scared in 2nd half they will not know what to do.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
NFL to announce Pro Football coming to Texas with an expasion team because Houston and Dallas don't have teams.

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
I can see Cowher at the half...

"I ain't quitting this cushy analysis job to take over a run defense like that!"

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Tackled at the 12?!?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Texecutioner
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
This game is not over guys. The Texans have shown that they have the abilities to make a come from behind victory. I wouldn't put a fork in them just yet.

El Tejano
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
"The Jaguars are too effecient and too physical for Houston"

There you have it folks. Our season wrapped up in one sentence.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
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took the words right outta my mouth

TheIronDuke
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
Is Slaton returning kicks again?

Pollardized
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
Wow is slaton wearing #12 today?

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
Who's going to be available at 28 in the draft?

eriadoc
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
This is six out of 9 games that they've come out to start the game looking like shit. That is a trend.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
If ppl still think Kubes deserves his job they r blind

JB
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
ok... our players are just stupid

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
The Texans are gay.

I wouldn't go that far. But the way they are getting castrated, we may be seeing them playing in the Lingerie league next year.

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
Maybe AJ will demand a trade. Slap McNair out of his stupor.

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
In Nolan's defense, maybe he is as pi$$ed as we are about the way the team is playing and he is just venting.

He only made the inevitable happen a play or two sooner.

TexSon
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
Dumbass Kubes forgot he had timeouts.

Mr teX
11-14-2010, 02:24 PM
lol, still think its scheme? These guys just aren't good enough....period.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
Wow 5 yard passes, what a potent Offense!!!!

tedr
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
I can't wait for the spin from those who think Kubiak should stay.

TheIronDuke
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
I feel so bad for AJ, he really needs to get to a team worth a shit. The Texans are not.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
true point, why go into a hurry up offense when you have 3 time outs and you aren't going to use them?

OzzO
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
bwahahahaahahahahahaha

announcer - "why would you come out in the hurry up offense with 3 time outs and not use any of them?"

Call em like you see em

eriadoc
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
Nearing the half, hurry-up offense, three timeouts left, and thye go to waste. Stellar coaching job, Kubes.

<---- soap

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
Did I just see a team with 3 time outs, down by 14 on the road, come out in a hurry-up offense and then let the clock run out?

I have no idea what I just saw.

El Tejano
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
This game is not over guys. The Texans have shown that they have the abilities to make a come from behind victory. I wouldn't put a fork in them just yet.

Don't do that to yourself Texecutioner. Don't do it. Don't do it. It's only going to hurt worse at 3:30 pm.

CharloTex
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
We're being out-everythinged.

Big Lou
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
Maybe AJ will demand a trade. Slap McNair out of his stupor.

I was going to type that. AJ will walk at the end of the season if it keeps going like this. Hell he's praying for a lock out!

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
I can't wait for the spin from those who think Kubiak should stay.

+1 should b good for a laugh

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
I wouldn't go that far. But the way they are getting castrated, we may be seeing them playing in the Lingerie league next year.

Could this (http://www.understandinglowt.com/) be the problem?

since02
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
Does anybody else besides me not even wanna watch the second half???

This is embarrasing.......
:wadepalm:

Dishman
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
Here we go again......

:wadepalm::mariopalm::kubepalm::facepalm:


:lol:


For as bad as this team is were gonna need more facepalms.

gary
11-14-2010, 02:26 PM
It will still be flowing and being served after this game.Some on here will still remain in their own little world even after this game largely known as fantsy football.:wadepalm:

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:27 PM
Dont worry guyz this a jeckle and hyde game

2nd half we will come out and slap like 14 on dem kittens

this always happens .............. : l

imatexan
11-14-2010, 02:27 PM
I d i o t s.

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:27 PM
Did I just see a team with 3 time outs, down by 14 on the road, come out in a hurry-up offense and then let the clock run out?

I have no idea what I just saw.

You saw it too? Good. For a minute there I thought I was sipping from a bad batch of moonshine.

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 02:27 PM
I was going to type that. AJ will walk at the end of the season if it keeps going like this. Hell he's praying for a lock out!

Wouldn't blame him one bit either. Hell, as loyal as he's been and as bad as the Texans have been since he's been here I might even be rooting for him to walk.

DX-TEX
11-14-2010, 02:27 PM
They honestly look like they have just quit. Flat out quit.

jaayteetx
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
I feel so bad for AJ, he really needs to get to a team worth a shit. The Texans are not.

I love AJ but thats BS, he doesn't drop that ball last week and we win.

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
Does anybody else besides me not even wanna watch the second half???

This is embarrasing.......
:wadepalm:

Dude this team has came out of bigger holes then this

Yall need to chillz out

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
For as bad as this team is were gonna need more facepalms.

The Texans have come back from worse beginnings, so they can do it. But will they? If the Texans lose today, this season is officially over for them.

nut
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
Big surprise in the press conference later - Kubiak will say "It's on me." Whodathunkit?

Hervoyel
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
Couple of first half observations I couldn't avoid making.

When a team runs the ball like the Jags are doing today on the Texans that's the NFL equivalent of saying "You're a bunch of ******* and we know you can't stop us". We did it to the Colts in week one. When they succeed at it that's the NFL equivalent of them being right. Our defense is so pitiful.

Second, there's a reason why Troy Nolan doesn't start even though he's younger, faster, and probably stronger than Wilson. Troy Nolan is stupid. We draft a lot of those guys. Bad football instincts feature prominently along with just sheer stupidity like hitting a guy out of bounds and then bringing him down so far past the sideline that you tackle him on top of the yard marker. He's another athlete with measurable athletic ability that enticed our coach and GM with his possible upside.

disaacks3
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
Wow, just embarassing. The first offensive series looked great, what happened? This team looks less 'inspired' than the Cowpokes today.

Kubes no longer has the faith of his team, he's lost them.

Ryan
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
I turned it on the RedZone now. This is just too much. If the Jags do this to us, the Jets will rip us a new one...again.

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:28 PM
Dont worry guyz this a jeckle and hyde game

2nd half we will come out and slap like 14 on dem kittens

this always happens .............. : l

Not against the Jags, who are running the ball at will.
In the fourth quarter, it will be ALL Jacksonville

Look for the Jags to put the game away on 20-consecutive
handoffs to MJD, just like last year.

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
Game over. Kubiak and offense will be so scared in 2nd half they will not know what to do.

Good, I like a team that sticks to their gameplan.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
For as bad as this team is were gonna need more facepalms.

I could see it now.. Roy Schneider shoveling chum out over the side of the boat, then he sees the texan logo swimming in the water... then the famous lines "we are going to need a bigger facepalm"

:spit:

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
Did I just see a team with 3 time outs, down by 14 on the road, come out in a hurry-up offense and then let the clock run out?

I have no idea what I just saw.

We get the ball first in the 2nd half i think thats what they were thinking

Malloy
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
I never thought I would say this, but it might be time for me to whip out the soap...

If we lose this game I'll have no problem sporting a piece of rainbow soap, heck, stick a unicorn in it too. I'll cress up as a clown, balloons and all, and parade the thing up and down the street...

I'm not even sure anyone's calling plays atm, I know we've heard about player strikes... right now I think the coaches are striking...

Beer....

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
We have looked like we wanted to win games since the second half of the skins game

nut
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
The Texans have come back from worse beginnings, so they can do it. But will they? If the Texans lose today, this season is officially over for them.

You are correct sir. We look like crap so far, though. Our game plan has been extremely poor.

Runner
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
Del Rio found something that works and keeps going to it. Is Kubiak ever the best coach on the field? How can this guy be so irreplaceable?

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:29 PM
They honestly look like they have just quit. Flat out quit.

Has Kubiak lost the locker room?

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
Wheres tk....cant wait ti hear his rosy commentary for kubes on this one......that guy always finds the best side of everything....i need to hear this

DX-TEX
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
Good, I like a team that sticks to their gameplan.

No wonder your team stinks today. Stop posting Gary and focus on your team.

ATXtexanfan
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
that just happened, texans are done and i dont see how mcnair lets kubiak finish the season.

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
I was going to type that. AJ will walk at the end of the season if it keeps going like this. Hell he's praying for a lock out!

He signed a new contract through 2016 (and in reality closer to 2014). He has no ability to go anywhere. He can demand a trade, but I wouldn't do it unless I got great value in return. I would force him to either play for us or sit out. If he sits out he loses money.

AJ has no way to leave.

FirstTexansFan
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
They honestly look like they have just quit. Flat out quit.

Spot on analysis... these guys have quit on this coaching staff, it's time for a change, but we won't see it I'm sorry to say.

Revolution
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
Could the second coach from Texas be fired after this week? It looks like the players have quit on Kubiak, like they did on Phillips. Sad state of affairs. I just want my team to WIN! We are FREAKING CURSED!:panic::brickwall::crying::sos:

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 02:30 PM
They honestly look like they have just quit. Flat out quit.

Yup.

It's time for a half time team talk, which could decide if Kubiak sticks around. We need this:

Kubiak's Half Time Team Talk, followed by the same outcome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4x05Z3MSkQ)

It's time Kubes...unleash the fury.

Mr. Texan
11-14-2010, 02:31 PM
http://images1.memegenerator.net/Y-U-NO/ImageMacro/3649021/Kubiak-Y-U-NO-USE-TIMEOUTS.jpg

False Start
11-14-2010, 02:31 PM
:kubepalm: .......... that is all

Showtime100
11-14-2010, 02:31 PM
No wonder your team stinks today. Stop posting Gary and focus on your team.

Screw you, whoever you are.

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:32 PM
that just happened, texans are done and i dont see how mcnair lets kubiak finish the season.

You think you can get a big name coach in the middle of the season? Why? A big name coach will wait until other jobs are available and determine the one they want or increase the $. If you aren't looking for a big name, who would your turn the team over to? Bush?!!! Dennison?! Neither of them deserve to be HC.

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:32 PM
lol, still think its scheme? These guys just aren't good enough....period.

"no. Its coaching and i tell you so! Its coachingginsnrfnnvonoinringon!!!! Kubikasi sucksssssss"

Spled
11-14-2010, 02:32 PM
If the defense stays this soft, we could be looking at 4-9.

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:32 PM
MJD's Touchdown celebration:

http://i51.tinypic.com/9a7fq8.jpg

All day.

MannyFresh
11-14-2010, 02:32 PM
Our we number 1 in yards allowed yet for all time?

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:33 PM
I'm going to spend halftime looking for some new faceplam pics. Here's my first.

http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv271/xxx_Buzzy_xxx/Facepalm.jpg

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 02:33 PM
Who said we weren't being outcoached?????? Our scripted play charts suck monkey balls. Why the he'll don't we establish the run? Why? Because dennison or kubiak just loveeeeeeessssss to be cute. Get the heck out of here with that. Run the ball, keep your d confident and fresh.

And to those of you who was saying the run hasn't worked: we never got it jump started. We quickly became predictable. They need to commit to the run, early.

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 02:33 PM
Our we number 1 in yards allowed yet for all time?

Sorry. The record keeper has given up counting.

silvrhand
11-14-2010, 02:33 PM
LOL..

God this is just horrible..

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:33 PM
We are coming out Throwing dis ***** watch No more games its time for matt 2 go BIG EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone post that picture

HTown2ATX
11-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Dear God,

I would like to thank you for Shiner in all of it's flavors and colors. If not for that, my divorce, bad days at work, and most Sunday's over the past 9 years would be inbareable.

I give thanks for Shiner.

........also thank you for cigarettes and Xbox LIVE which I will be on quite soon playing COD: Black Ops should this diahreah on the field not soon be corrected.

~HTown2ATX

:kubepalm: :wadepalm: :smiliepalm: :mariopalm:

and finally

:drunk: :gun:

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Who said we weren't being outcoached?????? Our scripted play charts suck monkey balls. Why the he'll don't we establish the run? Why? Because dennison or kubiak just loveeeeeeessssss to be cute. Get the heck out of here with that. Run the ball, keep your d confident and fresh.

And to those of you who was saying the run hasn't worked: we never got it jump started. We quickly became predictable. They need to commit to the run, early.

They know the Texans will stop running after a couple no gains. Once
the Texans get down, they don't run at all.

All teams know we're SOFT.

DX-TEX
11-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Screw you, whoever you are.

It was just a joke. Calm down.

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Who said we weren't being outcoached?????? Our scripted play charts suck monkey balls. Why the he'll don't we establish the run? Why? Because dennison or kubiak just loveeeeeeessssss to be cute. Get the heck out of here with that. Run the ball, keep your d confident and fresh.

And to those of you who was saying the run hasn't worked: we never got it jump started. We quickly became predictable. They need to commit to the run, early.

Foster sucks Oline sucks he cant run da ball today thats the problem

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:35 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/UCRWM/facepalm.jpg

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 02:35 PM
ya looking real bad right now... they have half a game to save the season. cant believe the jags are stopping us- both in the air and the ground. D startin to stink it up now aswell. another week, another huge hole smh this team lookin like cowboys lite

Pantherstang84
11-14-2010, 02:35 PM
You think you can get a big name coach in the middle of the season? Why? A big name coach will wait until other jobs are available and determine the one they want or increase the $. If you aren't looking for a big name, who would your turn the team over to? Bush?!!! Dennison?! Neither of them deserve to be HC.

Yeah. I don't think anything happens before the end of this season. We'll just be seeing a lot of :facepalm: :wadepalm: :mariopalm: :kubepalm: until then.

Dan B.
11-14-2010, 02:35 PM
I'm going to spend halftime looking for some new faceplam pics. Here's my first.

http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152284330112484.jpg

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:36 PM
Could this (http://www.understandinglowt.com/) be the problem?

That was their problem BEFORE the game!

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:36 PM
Foster sucks Oline sucks he cant run da ball today thats the problem

Jags have stacked the box and are daring the Texans to throw the ball to beat them.

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:36 PM
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm105/nlachner/facepalm.jpg

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 02:37 PM
Please say Houston gets the ball in the second half?

Shaft75
11-14-2010, 02:37 PM
Foster sucks Oline sucks he cant run da ball today thats the problem

Dude they passed the ball like the first 6 plays

ATXtexanfan
11-14-2010, 02:37 PM
Jags have stacked the box and are daring the Texans to throw the ball to beat them.

and schaub cant do it

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 02:37 PM
Please say Houston gets the ball in the second half?

I think we should have the ball at least once :)

Perhaps thats a bad thing...

Wolf
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.


if I must say the Texans and eleven of these on the field doing the same thing

:francis:

76Texan
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
Texans will come back in the second half!
:fans:

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s179/simplytheking/facepalm.jpg

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
Anybody not sporting soap after this game is gluttons for punishment

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
Our two best players gave 46 yards combined...I can't help but laugh if I don't I may kill sumone

kiwitexansfan
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
and schaub cant do it

What is wrong with Schaub this year?

He looked like the next best thing last year, this year he looks doghouse.

brakos82
11-14-2010, 02:38 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/facepalmzzzp11.gif

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 02:39 PM
I think we should have the ball at least once :)

Perhaps thats a bad thing...

My question was partly typed that on purpose. We're getting raped on time of possession... :ahhaha:

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:39 PM
There ya go with a screen.

KA4Texan
11-14-2010, 02:39 PM
Anybody not sporting soap after this game is gluttons for punishment

Im sporting it in spirit

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:39 PM
I'm going to spend halftime looking for some new faceplam pics.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/f58ce1cb-c8e6-4f15-85b3-4444c47044f7.jpg

Wolf
11-14-2010, 02:39 PM
wow

T3X4NS FAN
11-14-2010, 02:39 PM
:kubepalm::kubepalm:Dude this team has came out of bigger holes then this

Yall need to chillz out

Yea but the point is to not get into these stupid holes. It seems that kubiak tries to play tit for tat but then we fall to far behind and the game plan goes out the window. Bottom line is that Kubiak is an *****!!!:kubepalm::kubepalm::kubepalm:

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
Jeez

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo288/chemazdamundi/00039197.jpg

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
Good job Andre.

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
:kubepalm:

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
My question was partly typed that on purpose. We're getting raped on time of possession... :ahhaha:

Do you think the Jags would be cool with us deferring receiving in the second half, to save our offense having to go out there for a whole 3 downs?

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
Great, ****ing great

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:40 PM
Of course...the football gods hate us....did u think we would really get that

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:41 PM
Just goes to show, to people who don't know anything about football, that if the run is not working, you use screen passes and dumpoffs.

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:41 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/f58ce1cb-c8e6-4f15-85b3-4444c47044f7.jpg

AJ!

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:41 PM
Do you think the Jags would be cool with us deferring receiving in the second half, to save our offense having to go out there for a whole 3 downs?

Don't gibe Kubes ideas

MannyFresh
11-14-2010, 02:41 PM
Anybody not sporting soap after this game is gluttons for punishment

We need Plantinum soap cause its royally getting bad.

BetaV1
11-14-2010, 02:41 PM
:kubepalm:

DX-TEX
11-14-2010, 02:41 PM
Just goes to show, to people who don't know anything about football, that if the run is not working, you use screen passes and dumpoffs.

And then get it called back on a penalty.

TexanSam
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Good job Andre. You're forgiven for the interference.

JB
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Finally over the top!

GuerillaBlack
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Hell yeah! Make up for that earlier mess up AJ.

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Schaub underthrew that or it was a TD

HTown2ATX
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
lol....i was posting something and heard from the other room the run get called back.....lol....didn't even get pissed... :facepalm: wow

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
On 2 normal AJ legs that's a TD. Still glad he got it.

CloakNNNdagger
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
First long pass.

Wolf
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
:kubepalm::kubepalm:

Yea but the point is to not get into these stupid holes. It seems that kubiak tries to play tit for tat but then we fall to far behind and the game plan goes out the window. Bottom line is that Kubiak is an *****!!!:kubepalm::kubepalm::kubepalm:

I think what happens is that when we get into a hole, Kubiak has to close a page of his denny's menu and then he stops overthinking

Schaub throws it on the money, easy TD

gafftop
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Nobody should be afraid of the Texans pass game this year. Schaub's miracle season is history. FO/coaching thought they were set at receiver this so they did nothing. In fact the dasses thought they were good all over. This group doesn't have any idea about anything until it already happens

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:42 PM
And then get it called back on a penalty.

Not talking about the play's end result, talking about the idea.

Now, Foster gets stuffed on first, do a rollout to Casey or Dreesen.

jshabang
11-14-2010, 02:43 PM
Why tease us like this......this team is hilarious.......


Kubes get these guys ready to play ball at the start of a game please ughhhhhh

NitroGSXR
11-14-2010, 02:43 PM
That's how you apologize for that block, Andre!!

TheMatrix31
11-14-2010, 02:43 PM
Take a bow, Arian!

awtysst
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
give it to Foster. Pound it in

ThaShark316
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
Take a bow, arian.

brakos82
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_67yscMG6Qmg/TIZOmTfF2JI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/m-Z0Y-0gzYQ/s320/facepalm013.jpg

RTP2110
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
TD Foster!!!

Can we stop MJD?

DexmanC
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
Foster is a special back.

The Texans have never had a runningback like this.

Norg
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
WHAT THE F DID I SAY THIS TEAM HAS NO QUIT IN THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:specnatz::specnatz::spec natz:

Thorn
11-14-2010, 02:44 PM
Finally!!!

Maddict5
11-14-2010, 02:45 PM
yes! great move arian. this offence confounds me!

gafftop
11-14-2010, 02:45 PM
I agree a Kubiak takes him out in the Redzone last week. What a da.

gwallaia
11-14-2010, 02:45 PM
OK, that was better.

Blazin' Toro
11-14-2010, 02:45 PM
Time to purchase myself a Foster jersey.

ChrisG
11-14-2010, 02:45 PM
Kubes found his playbook...I almost expected him to have a 3 wr set wit no fb