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Big Lou
11-10-2010, 11:24 PM
As with last week, it't getting harder to come up with stuff to be positive about so I'll go with what I know best; bieng a smart ass!!!! (Is that the correct usage of a semi-colon, oh F it!)


Buy/Sell

Texans win big. (I know this seems like a long shot, but this will be one of those "get the coaches asses out of the fire wins", that gets our hopes way up only to be ripped from our still beating heart, dipped in bbq sauce promptly eaten by the Anti Christ himself Bud Adams, and then sh*t out, of sorry theres that inside thread voice again.....)

(Can we get a Bud Palm? It should probably be a palm with two middle fingers)

:kubepalm:

Texan_Bill
11-10-2010, 11:32 PM
As with last week, it't getting harder to come up with stuff to be positive about so I'll go with what I know best; bieng a smart ass!!!! (Is that the correct usage of a semi-colon, oh F it!)


Buy/Sell

Texans win big. (I know this seems like a long shot, but this will be one of those "get the coaches asses out of the fire wins", that gets our hopes way up only to be ripped from our still beating heart, dipped in bbq sauce promptly eaten by the Anti Christ himself Bud Adams, and then sh*t out, of sorry theres that inside thread voice again.....)

(Can we get a Bud Palm? It should probably be a palm with two middle fingers)

:kubepalm:

Buy!!



B/S Texan_Bill makes it through Sunday, sober?

Hagar
11-11-2010, 12:39 AM
Buy!!



B/S Texan_Bill makes it through Sunday, sober?

Buy: If we win, he's going to toast the victory until he's toasty himself. If we lose, he's going to drown his sorrow until they quit gurgling.

B/S: Mario reads the hate mail on this board, gets mad, then has a 2 sack game.

JWarren14
11-11-2010, 03:30 PM
B/S: Mario reads the hate mail on this board, gets mad, then has a 2 sack game.

Sell: The thread has now really gotten him to the point where he really thinks he is a wuss.

B/S - Schaub with 300+ yards passing

TexansSeminole
11-11-2010, 03:33 PM
Sell: The thread has now really gotten him to the point where he really thinks he is a wuss.

B/S - Schaub with 300+ yards passing

Sell. Not with the offensive line missing blocks the way they have been.

B/S Mike Sims-Walker has over 100 receiving yards.

HTown2ATX
11-11-2010, 03:35 PM
Sell on Texans_Bill sober on Sunday. If he's like me, which I think he is from what I have read here and there, he and I are kindred spirits in regards to alcohol. I know I'll be in the tank with my old Shiner ram buddy. I'm guessing Bill will be too. :drunk:

Sell on Schaub with 300+ yards. I say in the 200's but not 3.

B/S Kubiak makes a bonehead decision that is glaringly obvious.

2slik4u
11-11-2010, 03:42 PM
Sell on Texans_Bill sober on Sunday. If he's like me, which I think he is from what I have read here and there, he and I are kindred spirits in regards to alcohol. I know I'll be in the tank with my old Shiner ram buddy. I'm guessing Bill will be too. :drunk:

Sell on Schaub with 300+ yards. I say in the 200's but not 3.

B/S Kubiak makes a bonehead decision that is glaringly obvious.

Effing buy unfortunately

B/S - Kareem gets an interception.

Double Barrel
11-11-2010, 04:21 PM
B/S - Kareem gets an interception.

Sell.

B/S - Kareem Jackson falls down.

brakos82
11-11-2010, 04:24 PM
Over, err... buy.

B/S: Thorn tells the TV to kiss his ass.

Thorn
11-11-2010, 04:28 PM
Over, err... buy.

B/S: Thorn tells the TV to kiss his ass.

I'll buy that. LOL

B/S Kittens get over 300 yards in the air beating out game passing stats for Texans

Corrosion
11-11-2010, 06:07 PM
B/S Texan_Bill makes it through Sunday, sober?

You and I both know thats not gonna happen :barman:



B/S Kubiak makes a bonehead decision that is glaringly obvious.

Um ..... Captain Obvious. BUY.


B/S - Kareem Jackson falls down.

:smiliepalm: Buy .... more than once.

I'll buy that. LOL

B/S Kittens get over 300 yards in the air beating out game passing stats for Texans

Buyin that too .... Im thinkin they get close to a quarter mile thru the air.


Buy/sell

The offensive stats for the Jaq's are so gaudy they look like a Madden game instead of a real NFL game. :headhurts:

Texas T
11-11-2010, 07:00 PM
Buy/sell

The offensive stats for the Jaq's are so gaudy they look like a Madden game instead of a real NFL game. :headhurts:

Buy-of course that will happen.

B/S

Kubs quits running Foster right when he's blowing up the Kittens?

Texan_Bill
11-11-2010, 07:26 PM
Sell. I think Kubes is hearing the rumblings.

B/S If we lose the picture in the banner of me, somehow winds up with a :facepalm:


No seriously, B/S Mario has 2 sacks.


(On another note, the B/S about Kareem Jackson falling down was absolutely classic! I literally :spit: vodka on my laptop. Thanks DB, I tried to rep. you).

Goatcheese
11-11-2010, 08:34 PM
The offensive stats for the Jaq's are so gaudy they look like a Madden game instead of a real NFL game. :headhurts:

Which Madden are we talking about here? In Madden 04 you could pass for 2,000, put in your back up and throw for another 1,000 while your defense has 15 picks and 30 sacks all in a single game. I don't quite see that happening against the kittens.

Sell. I think Kubes is hearing the rumblings.

B/S If we lose the picture in the banner of me, somehow winds up with a :facepalm:


No seriously, B/S Mario has 2 sacks.


(On another note, the B/S about Kareem Jackson falling down was absolutely classic! I literally :spit: vodka on my laptop. Thanks DB, I tried to rep. you).

Buy - Mario usually puts up good sack numbers against more mobile QBs because they roll out and hold the ball longer.

B/S - Obligatory Pollard knocks the piss out of someone.

JB
11-11-2010, 08:40 PM
Which Madden are we talking about here? In Madden 04 you could pass for 2,000, put in your back up and throw for another 1,000 while your defense has 15 picks and 30 sacks all in a single game. I don't quite see that happening against the kittens.



Buy - Mario usually puts up good sack numbers against more mobile QBs because they roll out and hold the ball longer.

B/S - Obligatory Pollard knocks the piss out of someone.

Buy- BP & MJD have an epic collision that knocks them both out

B/S- AJ goes over 100 again

Lucky
11-11-2010, 08:51 PM
B/S- AJ goes over 100 again
Sell - Believe it or not, AJ hasn't had a 100 yard game versus the Jags since 2006.

B/S - Texans special teams burned on a fake punt.

brakos82
11-11-2010, 08:55 PM
Sell - Believe it or not, AJ hasn't had a 100 yard game versus the Jags since 2006.

B/S - Texans special teams burned on a fake punt.

Sell.... fake FG.

B/S - Matt Schaub gets a bad picture taken again.

drewmar74
11-11-2010, 08:57 PM
Sell.... fake FG.

B/S - Matt Schaub gets a bad picture taken again.

Buy - that's every week

B/S - Schaub tosses another pick six

Texas T
11-12-2010, 06:57 AM
Buy - that's every week

B/S - Schaub tosses another pick six

Sell-but he'll have another pick

B/S-MJD is unstoppable at the end of the 4th (visions of last year)?

Corrosion
11-12-2010, 08:24 AM
Sell-but he'll have another pick

B/S-MJD is unstoppable at the end of the 4th (visions of last year)?

Buy , this defense couldnt stop a a Jr high team.



Buy/Sell - The platoon situation at MLB turns into a cluster**** .... leading to a penalty and a blown defensive call or two :smiliepalm:

Blake
11-12-2010, 08:29 AM
Buy/Sell - The platoon situation at MLB turns into a cluster**** .... leading to a penalty and a blown defensive call or two :smiliepalm:

Sell. The linebackers will be ignored as they go deep every play.

Over/Under - 8 tarps.

HTown2ATX
11-12-2010, 09:15 AM
Sell. The linebackers will be ignored as they go deep every play.

Over/Under - 8 tarps.


Under/Sell. Apparently there will be no black out in JAX this weekend so they must have sold out.

B/S Secondary for Houston makes Garrard look like effing Joe Monatana.:mariopalm:

Corrosion
11-12-2010, 10:45 AM
Under/Sell. Apparently there will be no black out in JAX this weekend so they must have sold out.

B/S Secondary for Houston makes Garrard look like effing Joe Monatana.:mariopalm:

Sell.


B/S Texans defense makes Garrard look like a Mike Vick on the ground and Doug Williams in the passing game. :mariopalm:

HTown2ATX
11-12-2010, 10:58 AM
Sell.


B/S Texans defense makes Garrard look like a Mike Vick on the ground and Doug Williams in the passing game. :mariopalm:

:lol:

nice twist on that!

badboy
11-12-2010, 11:02 AM
Texans can not lose this game so they will.