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Wolf
11-08-2010, 08:06 PM
I figured why not.. ..

my good thought.... Foster is a freaking beast. I have no idea how he has that good of vision and able to make so many people miss in that split second.




my frustrated thought

I have seen comments about Rex Ryan and how his mentality (good or bad) has infected the team and how they play

and looking at SheTexan's thread (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77383)

my random thought (and I am NOT saying Kubiak needs to be like Ryan) is here are the Jets and they are going to fine Sanchez (in practice) every time he has bad body language (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77383)

and I see a picture and read an article where it is from the top of the chain to the bottom...everyone is saying "it is my fault"
(http://www.wgnamerica.com/sports/sns-ap-fbn-fading-texans,0,3221918.story).. just seems like Texans have come to expect have bad things happen to them and it does.. I like the jets approach on what they are doing.



I want to see some freaking fire on the TV on sunday .. Green Bay was pumped up last night.. I hardly see the Texans get pumped up but for just a few times. (and not a D-rob pump up thing where they forget that the next play is coming)

Wolf
11-08-2010, 10:31 PM
Have the Texans ever spread everything out wide when it is 4th and 1 or something close to that?

All I can remember is that we seem to just bunch into the "jumbo lite" formation and get stuffed on short yardage.

Wolf
11-13-2010, 11:33 AM
was googling around and even though I don't agree with it totally .. I thought it was funny
(from 2006)
http://blogs.chron.com/nickanderson/archives/121206.Wund.blog.c.jpg

NitroGSXR
11-13-2010, 07:36 PM
Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.
--Texans Defense

JPPT1974
11-13-2010, 07:40 PM
Don't even want to know what bird boo tastes like! Yuck!

NitroGSXR
11-13-2010, 07:45 PM
Don't even want to know what bird boo tastes like! Yuck!

Like shit. C'mon now... it's poo but some-times... just some-times you get a sweet nougaty center.

JB
11-13-2010, 07:56 PM
Like shit. C'mon now... it's poo but some-times... just some-times you get a sweet nougaty center.

:spit:


must spread rep...:pissed:

Showtime100
11-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Sometimes I actually wonder what it would be like to be a fan of a team like New England or Pittsburgh.

It was a thought, and random.

mariowillshine15
11-13-2010, 09:56 PM
As good as Schaub can be he doesnt make me feel confident when we need a big drive from him.

When watching a Manning or Brady you think "They're going to score."

With Schaub i never get that feeling.

JB
11-13-2010, 10:05 PM
Sometimes I actually wonder what it would be like to be a fan of a team like New England or Pittsburgh.

It was a thought, and random.

being a young whippersnapper, you don't remember when New England & even Pittsburgh were some of the worst team in the league, but it goes in cycles my friend.


remember not that long ago the Ram's were the best team in football.

Not that long ago that Buffalo went to 4 straight Super Bowls

Showtime100
11-13-2010, 10:16 PM
being a young whippersnapper, you don't remember when New England & even Pittsburgh were some of the worst team in the league, but it goes in cycles my friend.


remember not that long ago the Ram's were the best team in football.

Not that long ago that Buffalo went to 4 straight Super Bowls

But....but.....I do!! I'll give proof. Pittsburgh in the ealier days were known as a team you would beat, but would beat you up in the process. Mean bastards who couldn't win a game in a nutshell.

New England, IIRC they sucked. Even in '78 they didn't seem legit, Houston whipped them in the first round. Actually they seemed the same in '85 (or '86 vs Chicago). We who know Pittsburgh and even Dallas and New England were losers means we also know Aerosmith before the drug years.. WHEW!

All I mean to say is I'm of age....lol. You are right, it comes in cycles. :D

JB
11-13-2010, 10:18 PM
Ok. Have another drink and enjoy tonite. We can be miserable tomorrow

Showtime100
11-13-2010, 10:19 PM
Ok. Have another drink and enjoy tonite. We can be miserable tomorrow

You are the man, JB. I will finish with my chicken fried steak, then I'm out.

JB
11-13-2010, 10:37 PM
You are the man, JB. I will finish with my chicken fried steak, then I'm out.


Have a good one man! Send me some of that CFS!

CloakNNNdagger
11-13-2010, 10:43 PM
Have the Texans ever spread everything out wide when it is 4th and 1 or something close to that?

All I can remember is that we seem to just bunch into the "jumbo lite" formation and get stuffed on short yardage.

Sounds just like the Red Zone.

CloakNNNdagger
11-13-2010, 10:50 PM
Guys, it could always be worse. We could be like the Cowboys this week. At the beginning of the week, they were a 10 point dog against the Giants. Today they are 15 point dogs.:chef:

JB
11-13-2010, 10:54 PM
Guys, it could always be worse. We could be like the Cowboys this week. At the beginning of the week, they were a 10 point dog against the Giants. Today they are 15 point dogs.:chef:

I'm sure that some figure the Cowboys are better than the Texans 'cause they fired their coach midway thru the season so at least they recognize the problem... :facepalm:

mattieuk
11-14-2010, 01:55 AM
My thought for the day...

We're less confident of a win at .500, than in before with a losing record.

Come on H-Town! :logo:

LonerATO
11-14-2010, 03:25 AM
Not a thought but I cool experience was running into Connor Barwin tonight at a bar.

spurstexanstros
11-14-2010, 11:46 AM
What can be starts with believing...it starts now Texans.

drink up the koolaid....I call it liquid faith.


Im using this in every thread today...,I believe it I feel it.

Giant Tiger
11-14-2010, 12:03 PM
My thought for the day...

We're less confident of a win at .500, than in before with a losing record.

Come on H-Town! :logo:

Well, my expectations were higher going into the season. We should have beaten San Diego, though... looked like we were controlling the game for a while. Same problems though, settling for FG's while the opposition gets TD's. It's like we were playing the Colts :headhurts:

Wolf
11-14-2010, 04:10 PM
Houston Texans: If you are able to knock down a pass with both hands, just go ahead and catch it...

Wolf
11-14-2010, 04:13 PM
if someone can photoshop todays date.. now is the time

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/DerekLee1/tombstone.jpg

TexanExile
11-14-2010, 08:37 PM
Watching this team on TV's starting to be like watching those "Original Movies" on the SciFi Channel. Before it even starts, you just know from the title that "Sharktopus" will look ridiculous when you see it come out of the water, but you still just have to see it. It's a sharktopus, for crying out loud.

Glover Quin = Sharktopus.

Kareem Jackson = Dinocroc.

Brice McCain = Supergator.

Wolf
11-21-2010, 07:05 PM
looking up the coaches of the Texans (http://www.houstontexans.com/team/coaches.html). I don't see anyone that has really any experience to to take over for bush

this kinda made me go :hmmm: What does Ray do?

Rhodes works closely with second-year defensive coordinator Frank Bush on all aspects of the defensive game plan and assists defensive backs coach David Gibbs in coaching the secondary with an emphasis on coaching the safety position.


I didn't realize that Kollar was assistant head coach also
:thinking:

Showtime100
11-21-2010, 07:06 PM
Colts just lost. Nice little twist to that dagger, Football Gods.

Wolf
11-21-2010, 10:01 PM
hmm the NFL's youngest team aka Tampa Bay is 7-3 and learned how to win and yet Kubiak's kids have learned a new way on how to lose again...oye

3rd and Inches
11-21-2010, 10:12 PM
Looking at all my meds this afternoon on the bathroom counter.. I thought.. "Wow.. why do I need Prilosec.. Plavix.. Avalide.. so on and so forth". Then I remembered.. I'm a Houston Texans fan.

CloakNNNdagger
11-21-2010, 11:30 PM
looking up the coaches of the Texans (http://www.houstontexans.com/team/coaches.html). I don't see anyone that has really any experience to to take over for bush

this kinda made me go :hmmm: What does Ray do?



I didn't realize that Kollar was assistant head coach also
:thinking:


It's interesting to note that Rhodes' detailed description (when you click on his name) conveniently only describes his 2008 accomplishments.:chef:

Wolf
11-22-2010, 05:53 PM
It's interesting to note that Rhodes' detailed description (when you click on his name) conveniently only describes his 2008 accomplishments.:chef:

I am kind of wondering how much input does Rhodes have?

Oh Well, I am just searching for answers

Wolf
11-22-2010, 09:45 PM
going to be an interesting three weeks

titans on sunday then
@Philly thursday night game
then a little time to heal and go primetime Monday night in reliant against Baltimore

:snobord:

kiwitexansfan
11-22-2010, 09:47 PM
going to be an interesting three weeks

titans on sunday then
@Philly thursday night game
then a little time to heal and go primetime Monday night in reliant against Baltimore

I think we beat the Tits, the Vicks and Ravens should be good games.

It will be interesting if we employ some of the tactics that worked for the Giants last night to limit Vick's effectiveness. In my mind its a little test of Bush and his ability to learn and scheme (which so far he has shown little of).

Showtime100
11-22-2010, 10:20 PM
Was just watching Chris Berman doing his thing on ESPN's halftime show. Merely seconds after I mentally thanked them for not making a big deal of Houston's collapse they went to the Bills-Bengals highlights. You know, the game yesterday where Cincinnati had a commanding 28-7 lead only to lose 49-31? Sure enough, they pulled up a certain game from the '93 playoffs.

FML. :polevault:

Wolf
11-23-2010, 09:54 PM
texans opposing QB ratings per game

Manning (Colts)109.8
McNabb 119.0
Romo 127.6
Gradowski 78.8
Manning (Giants)89.1
Cassel 122.9
Manning (Colts)89.9
Rivers 137.2
Garrard 134.1
Sanchez 100.2

average opponents QB rating this season 110.86

FML
:facepalm:

I had to look it up, someone was posting that it was 117 and what Tom Brady had in 2007 for the season

Wolf
11-25-2010, 12:03 PM
just seems weird to me with the games today

New England and the Lions
Dallas and New Orleans
Cincy and the Jets


guess when I think of Thanksgiving I think of

Green Bay and Detroit
Dallas and Washington

JB
11-25-2010, 12:07 PM
just seems weird to me with the games today

New England and the Lions
Dallas and New Orleans
Cincy and the Jets


guess when I think of Thanksgiving I think of

Green Bay and Detroit
Dallas and Washington


That's the way I think it should be also.

Wolf
11-28-2010, 04:41 PM
I hope Bullpen Andy got some great pics today

if So he might have a goldmine on his hand if he sells some of the pics

Wolf
11-28-2010, 06:46 PM
For more on the 'Dre-Finnegan fight, highlights from the shutout win over Tennessee and more, watch "Inside the Game" tonight at 10:35 p.m. CT on ABC-13/KTRK. CB Glover Quin will be an in-studio guest.

from texans facebook

Wolf
11-29-2010, 09:30 PM
AJ kills the Titans

Innegan is the most overrated probowler I have ever seen

Wolf
12-26-2010, 05:49 PM
If Kareem Jackson fell in the woods, would it make a sound?

JB
12-26-2010, 05:50 PM
If Kareem Jackson fell in the woods, would it make a sound?

Nah, the receiver is already halfway across the meadow...

Wolf
12-26-2010, 07:52 PM
Why couldn't this game been played in London or Mexico?

we could have had someone take the coaching staffs passports and leave them there:strangle:

Wolf
12-27-2010, 05:43 PM
texans opposing QB ratings per game

Manning (Colts)109.8
McNabb 119.0
Romo 127.6
Gradowski 78.8
Manning (Giants)89.1
Cassel 122.9
Manning (Colts)89.9
Rivers 137.2
Garrard 134.1
Sanchez 100.2
R Smith 26.7
Vick 103.3
Flacco 107.5
Collins 102.3
Tebow 89.4
Garrard ????
average opponents QB rating this season *updated* 102.52 (thanks Rusty)

FML
:facepalm:


even rusty's game couldn't bring a QB rating to under a 100

Wolf
12-27-2010, 09:48 PM
I know some don't go to the draft section much but this was my thought with this weeks game coming up

I personally think the Texans will come out and stomp the Jags this weekend and ruin their season, it is what we do

I want the Texans to win, but I don't want for them to be picking middle of the road again and miss out on an impact player and I definitely don't want them to trade picks to move up.

it seems like a huge swing in draft position.


I am conflicted as a fan on this one. sacrifice one game for the future of of the Texans (maybe I am having a Rockets moment on how they when they got Akeem (spelled that way at the time)

basically a swing from #7 to #14(worst case scenario with a win) unless there are some major upsets (which I doubt) and best case scenario the Texans could move up to #4 (again I don't see that happening)

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1619556#post1619556

Wolf
12-31-2010, 03:04 PM
Wow and to think Richard Smith was charged with 2nd degree murder of the Defense
(http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56440&highlight=richard+smith)

steelbtexan
12-31-2010, 03:05 PM
Bottom Line BoB

Wolf
12-31-2010, 08:25 PM
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j141/ECKoolAid/lolsports/schaub-and-kubiak.jpg

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/gpshafer_1976/carr_whataburger.jpg

Wolf
01-01-2011, 01:29 PM
one of the best Texan pictures EVER!

I love the look on "The foreheads" face

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Indianapolis+Colts+v+Houston+Texans+c5moSTfV574l.j pg

Texanator
01-02-2011, 01:08 PM
I'm sure that some figure the Cowboys are better than the Texans 'cause they fired their coach midway thru the season so at least they recognize the problem... :facepalm:

Last week of the regular season, both teams at 5-10. If both teams win or both lose then identical records. Except for the fact that we have the last ranked defense in the entire league. We've given up 277 ypg in the air, and last but not least................ They kicked our butts big time this season.
By my calculations, the Cowgirls are the better team. God this depresses me!
:mariopalm:

Wolf
01-21-2011, 09:36 PM
if you click the quotes, they will go to the link )
my search for Texan news on topix and I get this link
Daniels, Okoye encourage kids to "Play 60"Read the original story

14 min ago | Houston Texans

Texans tight end Owen Daniels and defensive tackle Amobi Okoye participated in the NFL's Play 60 Super School Visit on Friday at Smith Elementary.
Comment?



(http://www.topix.com/search/article?q=owen+daniels)



and what the hell did it link too?

Community

The Article may have expired or has been deleted.


(http://www.houstontexans.com/community/article-3/Daniels-Okoye-encourage-kids-to-%C3%A2%E2%82%AC%C5%93Play-60%C3%A2%E2%82%AC%C2%9D/b18b425e-3cff-4e92-8524-1fc9be50083a)

Damn even off the football field the Texans can't Play 60

:strangle:

(BTW I thought it was actually funny)
:runaway:

powerfuldragon
01-22-2011, 02:15 AM
losing record, man.

Wolf
02-08-2011, 06:19 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2i1np4y.jpg
:lol:

Corrosion
02-15-2011, 05:09 PM
The thought of a lock out next season and no football is makin me ILL. :kubepalm:

Showtime100
02-15-2011, 07:10 PM
The thought of a lock out next season and no football is makin me ILL. :kubepalm:

Look at it this way, only 550 days, give or take, until Camp opens!

Corrosion
02-17-2011, 03:05 PM
Look at it this way, only 550 days, give or take, until Camp opens!

Camp opened two days ago .... For the Stro's.

Wolf
04-24-2011, 01:05 PM
The National Football League announced that 32 legendary NFL alumni, one representing each team, will announce every selection of the second round during the NFL draft Friday night.

Announcing the Texans second round pick will be Houston native Aaron Glenn who played for the Texans from 2002-04.


http://www.houstonnews.net/story.php?rid=44841373

can he just announce himself as the pick and put on the jersey?
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/1007/nfl.sign.and.retire.one-day.contracts/images/aaron-glenn.jpg

Wolf
04-24-2011, 01:08 PM
figured some would like this avatar

http://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/g-kubiakfireproof.jpg?w=212

Norg
04-25-2011, 05:46 PM
I wonder where David Carr will be next year new coach he'll maybe he will like Carr and make him the starter In San Fran

Corrosion
04-26-2011, 01:54 PM
I wonder where David Carr will be next year new coach he'll maybe he will like Carr and make him the starter In San Fran

We dont speak those words around here - Its "He Who Will Not Be Mentioned" = HWWNBM for short. Or you can call him Mr Mittens. :kitten:

Wolf
07-27-2011, 04:40 PM
Friday can't come soon enough.. all these rumors are killing me

texanhead08
07-28-2011, 12:34 AM
If we get a CB to play like Glenn did in 2002 I will be extremely happy.

Wolf
07-29-2011, 04:02 PM
I have been impressed with the Texans and their signings this offseason, I wonder how much influence Wade has had

DocBar
07-29-2011, 04:07 PM
I've been singing that woohoo woohoohoo song in my head since we signed Joseph AND Manning last night.

Wolf
07-29-2011, 08:26 PM
man, if we would have waited for Aso and the WHOLE drama that went through that..I would have been pissed ...I will give props of the Texans FO(for once) to see through that shit and move on early and work on others ....

Corrosion
08-03-2011, 02:24 PM
Bleacher report has this headline on its website:


Video Highlights of the 2011 Houston Texans Defense (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/787395-video-highlights-of-the-2011-houston-texans-defense)


At first , I thought it was last seasons defense they were talkin about and the first thought I had was "I didnt think that defense had any highlights , but a whole hell of a lot of lowlight material for NFLN to show when spotlighting other teams"

badboy
08-03-2011, 02:48 PM
"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Yeah, get down tonight."

K.C & Sunshine Band

Corrosion
08-03-2011, 02:53 PM
"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Yeah, get down tonight."

K.C & Sunshine Band

I saw them in concert at the Houston Rodeo when I was a kid .....




Disco Sucks

Wolf
08-15-2011, 09:51 PM
Originally Posted by DexmanC
Daaanngg...

Was Frank Bush THAT bad of a D-Coordinator?


http://robertfpeterson.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/mike-mcglone-geico.jpg
Does Rex Ryan like feet?

LMAO

http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/img/rex-ryan-foot-fetish.gif

:lol:

page 24 and 25

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83991&page=25

:lol: :spit:

that is f'ing awesome.. I wish I could rep right now to all of y'all
Total team effort

Corrosion
08-20-2011, 12:19 AM
Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.

The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.

The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.


Buck Fud!

ObsiWan
08-20-2011, 01:35 AM
Edit:
changed my mind.
:kitten:

Corrosion
08-20-2011, 06:33 AM
Edit:
changed my mind.
:kitten:

Obsi .... TB wants to know .... "Kin ya breathe?" :texanbill:

EllisUnit
08-20-2011, 09:29 AM
Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.

The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.

The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.


Buck Fud!

haha :whip:

ObsiWan
08-20-2011, 10:02 AM
Obsi .... TB wants to know .... "Kin ya breathe?" :texanbill:
???

Showtime100
08-22-2011, 07:45 AM
ESPN......will.......not......stop.......talking.. ......Jets.

pirbroke
08-22-2011, 11:40 AM
First two preseason games were against contenders to go all the way and the starters ( heck all strings ) held their own or kicked some but. I don't care that not every position is elite, ( good luck findind that team ), they are winning as a team. I think we are going to enjoy our 2011 Texans.

Wolf
08-23-2011, 07:53 PM
Keith was on a roll, made me laugh

All Hail The Fake Season Czar™

Coach August would like to use this space to remind all of y'all that champions are made by how you practice, and especially by how you play these practice games. You see, these preseason victories give the team momentum, and that's just not something you flip on and off.

You probably think it's hard to flip it back on in the final month of the season, too, like when a team starts off 4-7 then really rips into it when it counts down the stretch. That's right. Coach August likes being Coach December, too. That's just how he rolls.

Hell yeah, the Texans whupped the Saints and Jets at home in fake games to start the preseason 2-0. Those are playoff teams, darn good ones, too. Their second and third stringers are really licking their wounds after making the trip to Gridiron, Texas, aren't they?

So damn right you better start printing those Super Bowl tickets. Mayor Annise Parker, if you haven't already drawn up the parade route, then you might as well punch FEMA into your speed dial. You're gonna want to go National Guard on this town once this team gets rolling.

These Texans are a juggernaut because the preseason tells us so. Buckle up, Space City. We are a go for launch. Once we get done with August, then look out for us come December because you know that The Fake Season Czar™ never loses in Week 17. That's right, 5-0 to close out every regular season, 'cause there's nothing like having that momentum heading into next August.

Oh snap, NFL! You just got served.



FSC ..is that Gary's new name? :slapfight::kitten:
http://inthebullseye.com/

Perki-Perk
08-23-2011, 09:37 PM
Keith was on a roll, made me laugh



FSC ..is that Gary's new name? :slapfight::kitten:
http://inthebullseye.com/

LOL!! Why does that guy's voice from the Miller commercials pop into my head when I read that?? If I wasn't such a rookie, I'd rep that post!

Wolf
08-23-2011, 10:01 PM
LOL!! Why does that guy's voice from the Miller commercials pop into my head when I read that?? If I wasn't such a rookie, I'd rep that post!

dammit... I am reading that like "Real Men of Genius" Now

Perki-Perk
08-24-2011, 09:32 AM
dammit... I am reading that like "Real Men of Genius" Now

LOL, it works don't it!?

Wolf
08-26-2011, 09:10 PM
was looking up something else but this was pretty kick ass

http://i53.tinypic.com/mcrqzt.jpg

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?p=19018719

Kimmy
08-27-2011, 09:43 AM
was looking up something else but this was pretty kick ass

http://i53.tinypic.com/mcrqzt.jpg

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?p=19018719

I like!!

Wolf
08-28-2011, 03:32 PM
blast from 2007

needs an upgrade though with numbers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/SteelBlue/kt.jpg

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42402&highlight=toro

Perki-Perk
08-30-2011, 05:46 PM
was looking up something else but this was pretty kick ass

http://i53.tinypic.com/mcrqzt.jpg

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?p=19018719

Does anyone have awesome photoshop skills that could make a wallpaper like this or similar to it???

Wolf
08-31-2011, 08:14 PM
Does anyone have awesome photoshop skills that could make a wallpaper like this or similar to it???

False start might (not sure exactly but think he has skills, I know there are others but I drew a blank)

Vinny
09-01-2011, 03:33 PM
Bruce Lee once said...If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you

Wolf
09-11-2011, 10:54 AM
anxious to see what kind of defense Wade will have today and how fast it will take for them to gel

hradhak
09-11-2011, 11:32 AM
I'm excited to see this defense. I don't think I've ever been excited to see the Texans defense on the field, but I'd really like to see some interesting blitzes and Collins on the ground wondering why he came out of retirement.

Thorn
09-11-2011, 11:36 AM
cooking chicken thighs heavily spiced with cajun flavoring for the game today. :good:

Showtime100
09-11-2011, 04:32 PM
cooking chicken thighs heavily spiced with cajun flavoring for the game today. :good:

Relaxing, basking in the glow of a convincing Texans win, well, for most, but not all. They'll learn...lol.

OzzO
09-11-2011, 04:35 PM
Nice to beat the friggin snot out of the Colts - Manning or not.

Corrosion
09-11-2011, 05:21 PM
Was that really the Texans who showed up in the first half ?! Or did the Texans and Steelers get their flights mixed up and end up in the wrong cities ?!

Wolf
09-30-2011, 11:39 PM
I hate when all the talking heads are saying the Texans should win.. scares the shit out of me

badboy
10-01-2011, 06:16 PM
3-1 sweet

Wolf
10-06-2011, 09:51 PM
LLOYD gets ALL the credit but.. fun stuff
http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa444/Michael_T_Wolf/296156_2069612420127_1239346820_31934475_192207390 1_n.jpg?t=1317952164

Grams
10-06-2011, 10:33 PM
LLOYD gets ALL the credit but.. fun stuff
http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa444/Michael_T_Wolf/296156_2069612420127_1239346820_31934475_192207390 1_n.jpg?t=1317952164

That was great!!!

Wolf
10-07-2011, 02:05 PM
That was great!!!

Yeah it cracked me up. :lol:

Wolf
10-09-2011, 12:24 PM
Just NO injuries today! Please!

Wolf
10-09-2011, 04:22 PM
as far as my previous post, I jinxed us



Vickers just killed me today

Wolf
10-09-2011, 06:12 PM
Cushing was a beast today

but we couldn't get a "W"

Cushing finished the game tied for the team lead with eight tackles — including two for a loss and a sack.

http://blog.chron.com/sportsupdate/files/2011/10/cushing2.jpg

http://blog.chron.com/sportsupdate/2011/10/texans-cushing-shows-a-face-of-toughness/

Wolf
10-10-2011, 04:53 PM
after thinking about some of the stuff about the game and thing that have been said

Texans at full strength with Andre,Tate, Ward, Mario..

we would have blown their weak ass out of the stadium .. I have NO doubt in my mind ..

with that said... injuries occur with every team (raiders were without their players)

and congrats on the win Oakland.

Kimmy
10-10-2011, 06:50 PM
after thinking about some of the stuff about the game and thing that have been said

Texans at full strength with Andre,Tate, Ward, Mario..

we would have blown their weak ass out of the stadium .. I have NO doubt in my mind ..

with that said... injuries occur with every team (raiders were without their players)

and congrats on the win Oakland.

You're in a much better place than I am today.

Imatexanfan
10-10-2011, 07:18 PM
Time for the Texans to start scouting that 15th pick in the draft

Showtime100
10-10-2011, 10:34 PM
For years nobody wanted to be the next Detroit Lions. I revisiting my thoughts on the matter. :gamer:

Wolf
10-10-2011, 10:35 PM
true

HJam72
10-11-2011, 09:36 AM
I just look at it like this: How much of their salary cap was on the field and how much of ours was wearing street gear? It's a shame we lost a game we could have won, but this proves nothing except that Andre Johnson is hard as Hell to replace.

Texan_Bill
10-11-2011, 09:46 AM
My thought of the day:

It's Tuesday. I'm here at my office enduring another mundane day still pissed about Sunday, while the Texans players are enjoying their mandatory day off...

FML!!

HJam72
10-11-2011, 10:00 AM
My thought of the day:

It's Tuesday. I'm here at my office enduring another mundane day still pissed about Sunday, while the Texans players are enjoying their mandatory day off...

FML!!

Workin' hard on the message boards are we? :)

Wolf
10-16-2011, 01:43 PM
The passing of the torch (so to say)

Jacoby "The Hallucination" Jones is my nickname for him

It used to be Kelvin Cato (when he had that monster preseason game many moons ago and the Rockets awarded him with a big contract)

:vincepalm:

Wolf
10-16-2011, 01:49 PM
funny thing last week. Matt would throw the ball to JJ and a thought ran though my head that i hope it isn't a ball that goes in JJ's hands but one that he has to make a circus catch.


just seems he has better odds of catching the ball when it is a tough one than an easy one (which isn't saying much)

Wolf
10-17-2011, 06:30 PM
KSAT 12 (abc affiliate in San Antonio) just went through their sports section of the news... didn't mention the Texans once .. :vincepalm:(mentioned the Cowboys and also "The Handshake")

I guess that is a good thing :gun:

Wolf
11-06-2011, 02:08 PM
it is so ********* refreshing seeing a team that with competent coaching on defense

even if it is against the browns

TexanSam
11-06-2011, 02:09 PM
Wrong thread

Wolf
11-07-2011, 05:55 PM
found this gem by looking up something else

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7341/texanstoast4.jpg

thank goodness we are off that diet

Wolf
11-07-2011, 07:21 PM
beautiful picture
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width/hash/0c/c8/eagle_18.jpg

A bald eagle flies around Reliant Stadium as part of military appreciation day before the Texans played the Browns Credit: Bob Levey/Getty Images

Wolf
11-08-2011, 06:31 PM
guess this is a fantasy football commercial

Foster giving a personal message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NG8K5kprNU

ObsiWan
11-08-2011, 07:11 PM
found this gem by looking up something else

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7341/texanstoast4.jpg

thank goodness we are off that diet

This picture finds its way into a K-Jax thread in
...3
...2
...1

:D

Corrosion
11-08-2011, 09:31 PM
The Texans have lost three games ..... Its all Kubiaks fault. :foottap:

Wolf
11-14-2011, 11:45 AM
I thought I would see a,slow down when Mario and manning went out on our defense. I was wrong

Wade kicks Ass

Wolf
11-15-2011, 11:44 AM
Sometimes I feel that ,some people want this player or franchise to fail, and when bad things happen, they like to POP out and say "I told you so" :vincepalm:

Wolf
11-18-2011, 06:21 PM
who says Gary isn't emotional from time to time on the sidelines?
http://www.houstondiehards.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kubiak.png

ObsiWan
11-19-2011, 06:19 PM
INNER PEACE - I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. On TV said to have inner peace, we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bottle of Baileys,
a butle of wum,
tha mainder of valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

:cow:

ObsiWan
11-24-2011, 09:27 AM
Hey, now I'm as old as Thorn.
:bender:

I have to work on being just as cranky
:D

Thorn
11-24-2011, 09:38 AM
Hey, now I'm as old as Thorn.
:bender:

I have to work on being just as cranky
:D

I'm not cranky dammit. What the hell makes you think I'm cranky? :bat:

So, where's your birthday thread? When did you hit the big Six O? One of the advantages of being 60 is you don't have to make sense anymore, posting becomes easier. :lol:

ObsiWan
11-24-2011, 09:54 AM
I'm not cranky dammit. What the hell makes you think I'm cranky? :bat:
ummmm... errr.... oh, no reason... :whistle:
I think it's one of those unwritten rules like when RBs turn 30 they're over the hill; when posters turn 60 they instantly turn cranky.


So, where's your birthday thread? When did you hit the big Six O? One of the advantages of being 60 is you don't have to make sense anymore, posting becomes easier. :lol:
Wait, what?
Posts are supposed to make sense?
:mcnugget:
Where is that written down?!?
Nobody tolded me that...

Thorn
11-24-2011, 09:57 AM
Well, look at it this way, it won't be long until the gooberment is paying for our "pain medication". I wonder if my doctor could write a perscription for Jack Daniels. I'm sure Medicare would pay for it. LOL

Wolf
11-27-2011, 04:41 PM
TJ Yates, all that kid does is win!-Brakos


:lol: :spit:

HJam72
11-27-2011, 04:59 PM
How awesome would it be to win a Superbowl with your 3rd string QB? :turtle: :breakdance: :whip:

Wolf
12-01-2011, 10:54 PM
bad ass picture

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

Thorn
12-05-2011, 04:22 PM
Except for Green Bay's perfect record, the Texans now own this years longest current winning streak at six.

Tango
12-05-2011, 04:28 PM
Arian Foster ran for 111 yards against Atlanta. The last time the Falcons let a running back get over 100 yards against them was 15 games ago.

ThaJokaa
12-05-2011, 04:34 PM
Texans need more wildcat

Wolf
12-17-2011, 03:10 PM
Andre Johnson reflects on time spent, dues paid with Texans

Dec/15/11 08:38 AM Filed in: Andre Johnson
Even through the tough patches, WR Andre Johnson's faith in making the playoffs with the Texans never wavered. "I've had people ask me why didn't I leave or why did I stay," said Johnson. "I just wanted to be a part of something special. I wanted to be here when the Texans made their first playoff game. I was here to do that, so hopefully, I can be here when we win our first Super Bowl."

http://www.procanes.com/files/0e548a3f37b3d6a886ca17abb0fff0d2-10717.html

Wolf
12-18-2011, 03:31 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQv3sTqM1_lRQXlc-frLu7hNwXrPjiYZp4l9XXTHKPQS_Pp5B-6ITb2xagqnw

Playoffs
12-18-2011, 03:44 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQv3sTqM1_lRQXlc-frLu7hNwXrPjiYZp4l9XXTHKPQS_Pp5B-6ITb2xagqnw

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1793464&postcount=6

Wolf
12-18-2011, 09:35 PM
This was weird: It was sunny and about 60 degrees in Houston, yet the Texans kept the retractable roof closed. Then they opened it after the game was over and the sun streamed in as the grounds crew worked on the field.

North Carolina's T.J. Yates had the sort of game that will get the Texans knocked out of the playoffs really quickly if he repeats the performance. Yates didn't throw enough to his wide receivers, made a couple of poor decisions that resulted in interceptions and could get only 13 points against an injury-riddled Panthers defense.


Read more: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/18/2860211/anthem-anger-shockey-rips-texans.html#ixzz1gwb2VgiF

Wolf
01-02-2012, 11:37 AM
this would make a nice picture for the game day thread

http://img.ed4.net/texans/images/Playoff-Matchup-Eblast.jpg
http://www.houstontexans.com/news/article-3/Texans-to-host-Bengals-on-Saturday-Jan-7/225823c2-5a95-42d6-9dd2-cb0b0288bdc0

Wolf
01-02-2012, 11:45 AM
thanks to Texan_in_KS on page 9 of the gameday thread of the Titan-Texan game

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/BRAMAN-NO-HELMET.gif

Wolf
01-03-2012, 09:09 PM
I was browsing and ..

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqCToYrzoAFwn67t6h8T37jD4GaXpSw 8XsfWqpsSRRLH19Mfyv
back says"if you want to sit down, you should have stayed on the couch"

wow 32 bucks for that t-shirt and I bet that is not officially licensed

http://www.zazzle.com/luv_ya_deep_steel_blue_tshirt-235848954952178356

False Start
01-04-2012, 11:17 AM
ON 790 Sean Jones said the Texans defense, and team overall are overrated. F him! :cutthroat:

I will never use him on Tecmo Bowl again!

Señor Stan
01-04-2012, 11:21 AM
ON 790 Sean Jones said the Texans defense, and team overall are overrated. F him! :cutthroat:

I will never use him on Tecmo Bowl again!

I also wouldn't recommend any financial investments.

Wolf
01-07-2012, 03:39 PM
a friend of mine took some pictures (he is on the sidelines today)

:toropalm:
so someone had to go retro... uggh

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385014_10150465595466733_507411732_8840841_2110742 817_n.jpg


https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/397062_10150465593541733_507411732_8840833_1385109 665_n.jpg

CretorFrigg
01-07-2012, 03:45 PM
I'm so pumped!!!

This should be the Texans' song!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FCyvV5V8Jo
Becoming the Bull

Go Texans!

Wolf
01-07-2012, 07:43 PM
Texans have won the same amount of playoff games as the cowboys have in the same amount of timeframe

chicagotexan2
01-07-2012, 07:57 PM
Dearest bob,
use the money you wouldve paid Mario to pay Arian. Thank you

Wolf
01-08-2012, 12:31 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/943159/dream_medium.gif

Wolf
01-08-2012, 01:08 PM
http://px9.funformobile.com/d/169/61/1fjdcjav7c/jjwatspic.gif

Wolf
01-08-2012, 02:06 PM
http://p.twimg.com/AinA33yCAAAtQEY.jpg

Wolf
01-08-2012, 08:21 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380122_10150466109546314_51931216313_9129391_99125 0725_n.jpg

Wolf
01-12-2012, 06:16 PM
out of all the shirts I have seen.. this one looks the best so far
http://txbullsonparade.com/BULLSONPARADE/bullsonparade_files/slaughter.jpg



http://txbullsonparade.com/BULLSONPARADE/bullsonparade.html
throw your "h"'s up
http://txbullsonparade.com/BULLSONPARADE/bullsonparade_files/hs.jpg

I think I would rather have the sign language for "h"
(would be something different)
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/5/4/a/7/12471171171094804693Sign_language_H.svg.med.png


not big on BOP
http://txbullsonparade.com/BULLSONPARADE/bullsonparade_files/index_02.jpg

Wolf
01-12-2012, 09:13 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405791_2642589902849_1198644002_32261185_135490084 2_n.jpg

Wolf
01-16-2012, 08:18 PM
“I’m being very realistic,” Delhomme said. “I turned 37 last week. I’m not moving my family. I’m going somewhere to start over. This kind of fell into my lap, so to speak. You don’t think you’re going to get the injuries a team like this one had. If this is the end, which most likely it is, it’s been great. I’m beyond happy it happened.

“You never want to say never. But … to come to a place like this, where everybody’s on the same page, to see the way these guys work, it’s been great. If I’ve left this game, I’ve left it on a high note. Last year just wasn’t a fun experience, playing up in Cleveland. I got hurt … just the way things were run … a total disconnect between the coaches and the front office.”

Delhomme, who almost quarterbacked the Carolina Panthers to a victory in Super Bowl XVIII in Houston in 2004, said he believes the Texans’ best is yet to come.

“I’m telling you, this team is going to be good for years,” he said. “I’m going to enjoy watching them go deep in the playoffs, make big runs every year. I can say, ‘Hey, I was part of those guys once.’ I remember those guys.”

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2012/01/delhomme-sees-end-of-road-but-being-with-texans-a-great-experience/

Texan_Bill
01-16-2012, 08:49 PM
Texans random thought of the day

Ummmm, :thinking: Next season can't get here soon enough?

ObsiWan
01-16-2012, 09:08 PM
“You never want to say never. But … to come to a place like this, where everybody’s on the same page, to see the way these guys work, it’s been great. If I’ve left this game, I’ve left it on a high note. Last year just wasn’t a fun experience, playing up in Cleveland. I got hurt … just the way things were run … a total disconnect between the coaches and the front office.”

“I’m telling you, this team is going to be good for years,” he said. “I’m going to enjoy watching them go deep in the playoffs, make big runs every year. I can say, ‘Hey, I was part of those guys once.’ I remember those guys.” http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2012/01/delhomme-sees-end-of-road-but-being-with-texans-a-great-experience/

Way to leave with class Jake.
best of luck...
:goodluck:

Wolf
01-16-2012, 09:34 PM
http://gifsoup.com/download.php?id=1337603&d=animatedgifs4&n=arian-foster-td&s=o

ObsiWan
01-18-2012, 03:22 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRBjiFbl7e-gCiGMpp5xPsq-bEgsi8QUbB58znp05Pqqemgr7RgQ
:D

Wolf
01-24-2012, 09:23 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880991/foster_medium.gif

BetaV1
02-02-2012, 12:47 AM
I got to say it's a nice feeling to know that the usual off-seasons woes and negativity have seemingly been put behind us

Wolf
02-12-2012, 04:26 AM
NFL needs to fix the rule for compensatory picks.If I understand right,Mario would give the Texans a third round pick (at the end of the round). There needs to be a fairer grading system for teams

Wolf
03-15-2012, 11:25 PM
Man, seeing what "benchmarks" Mario's contract has set, I was wondering how teams are going to afford their key players anymore. I liked Mario but aw he enough of a game changer to warrant that kind of money.

But then I think of aso manning and j-Jo did more for the Texans than aso could have done and with less money between them

Wolf
03-18-2012, 01:41 PM
I imagine Reliant will be rocking when the Bills come to town this season

Corrosion
03-18-2012, 08:41 PM
Im more worried about next years FA group than this seasons ....

G27RR
03-18-2012, 08:57 PM
Im more worried about next years FA group than this seasons ....

I'm not too worried about it yet, we'll see how the draft goes. Hopefully we'll have a replacement at #2WR and maybe #3, then we can cut Jones if we haven't already, and maybe Walter if we need the room. If we had to, we could look at OD and/or DeMeco. Then, you can start restructuring if need be, and/or you backload some of th re-signs, because we'll be getting into the years where the cap should go up due to the TV contracts.

Wolf
03-19-2012, 06:00 PM
and we get to play Manning in Denver next year :heh:

Wolf
03-25-2012, 11:32 AM
I didn't think this warranted a new thread

Few teams have seen more talent leave in the last couple of weeks than Houston, which has seen Mario Williams sign a huge contract elsewhere, traded DeMeco Ryans and released Eric Winston, among others. Texans coach Gary Kubiak acknowledges that’s going to hurt.

“Obviously, it’s been a difficult 10 days,” Kubiak told John McClain of the Houston Chronicle. “We’ve lost some key players who are tremendous people and leaders. They played a big part in our building process. It’s going to be difficult to replace them, but obviously we have to move on and other players have to step up.”

The Texans are coming off by far their best season in franchise history, reaching the playoffs for the first time, and it’s been surprising to see just how many players from last year’s team won’t be back this year. Other players who have left include tight end Joel Dreessen, guard Mike Brisiel, cornerback Jason Allen, fullback Lawrence Vickers and quarterback Matt Leinart.

Kubiak lamented in particular that the Texans weren’t able to retain players from their strong 2006 draft class, which included Williams first overall, Ryans in the second round and Winston in the third round.

“I’ve never been part of a better draft class in all my years of coaching,” Kubiak said.

And he may have never been part of a worse first couple weeks of free agency.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/24/gary-kubiak-texans-are-having-a-difficult-offseason/

While thinking with my heart, I was pissed when the Ryans trade just went through, but when the blood finally went back up to my teeny tiny brain, I knew it had to be done.

I knew that the Texans have some big contracts that are coming up next year and expected something to be done, I was just hoping to have one more year with Ryans .

Vinny
03-26-2012, 01:57 PM
my random thought of the day is simple...

when your mantra is to build through the draft and you draft Safetys and cornerbacks for a decade and can't come out with a reliable starter, you sign expensive, overpriced FA's so that you have to cut your actual draft picks.....well, that's nice.

badboy
03-26-2012, 02:01 PM
2006 was a good draft. 2010 was a good draft. My thought? Hope we don't have to wait 4 years to have another good draft.

Wolf
04-23-2012, 09:38 PM
Stanford S Michael Thomas had a private workout for the Houston Texans, according to a league source.

From sat


http://www.kffl.com/gnews.php?id=782187-texans---michael-thomas-worked-out-

Texan_Bill
04-23-2012, 10:50 PM
and we get to play Manning in Denver next year :heh:

That sumbitch ain't never played against this current "D"!! He should be askeered........ Very askeered! :D

badboy
04-24-2012, 09:29 AM
time keeps on ticking, ticking into the future...

come on NFL draft get here already.

Perki-Perk
04-24-2012, 05:33 PM
2006 was a good draft. 2010 was a good draft. My thought? Hope we don't have to wait 4 years to have another good draft.

Come on Badboy, I think the Texans have gotten better each year since 2007, which was one of our worst drafts ever.

2007 netted us absolutely nothing
2008 Got us Duane Brown and Steve Slaton was good for a year
2009, this is where it gets fun. Heard of any of these guys?? Cushing, Barwin, Caldwell, Casey, McCain or Nolan?
2010, obviously, the one you alluded to. Was KJax, Big Ben Tate Earl Mitchell and D Sharpton. Shelley Smith is notable, if he can get on the field. I'm liking 2009 better at this point.
2011, I think is safe to say was a pretty dang good draft too. WATT?!?! ring a bell? Reed and Yates also contributed, We still don't know what we have with Harris and Carmichael and Keo. Though it's a little early.

So lets see, 2006 was a good draft, 2007 was horrible, 2008 got us a franchise LT, and a year of solid production from Slaton. 2009, Great draft! And to think Frank Bush had something to do with those defensive aquisitions. 2010, I don't know, let's see how KJax does this year, but it was a good draft. Ben Tate and Earl Mitchell are solid contributors as well as Daryl Sharpton when he's on the field. The 2011 draft, even if only Watt and Reed continue their great and good play, respectively, then it is still a really good draft. Now, if Yates and any of the secondary picks pan out...well, there's another great draft.

Can't wait til Thursday!!!

drs23
04-24-2012, 06:06 PM
Come on Badboy, I think the Texans have gotten better each year since 2007, which was one of our worst drafts ever.

2007 netted us absolutely nothing
2008 Got us Duane Brown and Steve Slaton was good for a year
2009, this is where it gets fun. Heard of any of these guys?? Cushing, Barwin, Caldwell, Casey, McCain or Nolan?
2010, obviously, the one you alluded to. Was KJax, Big Ben Tate Earl Mitchell and D Sharpton. Shelley Smith is notable, if he can get on the field. I'm liking 2009 better at this point.
2011, I think is safe to say was a pretty dang good draft too. WATT?!?! ring a bell? Reed and Yates also contributed, We still don't know what we have with Harris and Carmichael and Keo. Though it's a little early.

So lets see, 2006 was a good draft, 2007 was horrible, 2008 got us a franchise LT, and a year of solid production from Slaton. 2009, Great draft! And to think Frank Bush had something to do with those defensive aquisitions. 2010, I don't know, let's see how KJax does this year, but it was a good draft. Ben Tate and Earl Mitchell are solid contributors as well as Daryl Sharpton when he's on the field. The 2011 draft, even if only Watt and Reed continue their great and good play, respectively, then it is still a really good draft. Now, if Yates and any of the secondary picks pan out...well, there's another great draft.

Can't wait til Thursday!!!

I'm sure you meant to say *Rookie of the Year* Yates. :)

Corrosion
04-24-2012, 09:22 PM
2006 was a good draft. 2010 was a good draft. My thought? Hope we don't have to wait 4 years to have another good draft.


Come on Badboy, I think the Texans have gotten better each year since 2007, which was one of our worst drafts ever.

2007 netted us absolutely nothing
2008 Got us Duane Brown and Steve Slaton was good for a year
2009, this is where it gets fun. Heard of any of these guys?? Cushing, Barwin, Caldwell, Casey, McCain or Nolan?
2010, obviously, the one you alluded to. Was KJax, Big Ben Tate Earl Mitchell and D Sharpton. Shelley Smith is notable, if he can get on the field. I'm liking 2009 better at this point.
2011, I think is safe to say was a pretty dang good draft too. WATT?!?! ring a bell? Reed and Yates also contributed, We still don't know what we have with Harris and Carmichael and Keo. Though it's a little early.

So lets see, 2006 was a good draft, 2007 was horrible, 2008 got us a franchise LT, and a year of solid production from Slaton. 2009, Great draft! And to think Frank Bush had something to do with those defensive aquisitions. 2010, I don't know, let's see how KJax does this year, but it was a good draft. Ben Tate and Earl Mitchell are solid contributors as well as Daryl Sharpton when he's on the field. The 2011 draft, even if only Watt and Reed continue their great and good play, respectively, then it is still a really good draft. Now, if Yates and any of the secondary picks pan out...well, there's another great draft.

Can't wait til Thursday!!!


:corrosion:

drs23
04-24-2012, 09:56 PM
:corrosion:

:corrosion:

Wolf
04-30-2012, 09:02 PM
Watch the most comprehensive wrap-up of the Houston Texans' 2012 draft class by viewing ABC-13's draft special in its entirety w/out commercials here: http://bit.ly/Kw4vfC —

Wolf
04-30-2012, 10:30 PM
http://www.houstontexans.com/news/article-2/Quotes-Third-day-of-Texans-draft/303c7456-ecfd-4e9a-a042-5924ae1b9ae9

Quotes: Third day of Texans draft

Posted Apr 28, 2012

The Texans 4th-6th round draft picks and their respective position coaches spoke to the media on Saturday afternoon.



DE Jared Crick
C Ben Jones
WR Keshawn Martin
Offensive Line Coach John Benton
Wide Receivers Coach Larry Kirksey
Asst. Head Coach/Defensive Line Bill Kollar
Kicker Randy Bullock
Special teams coordinator Joe Marciano
Offensive lineman Nick Mondek

Wolf
06-03-2012, 01:25 PM
http://gifsoup.com/download.php?id=1337603&d=animatedgifs4&n=arian-foster-td&s=o

was looking for something else but.. goodness gracious Foster blew up Jammer

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1196/5156691602_b41968b738.jpg

Wolf
06-03-2012, 01:52 PM
well we now know who took over #12

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538202_10150834884906314_51931216313_10081704_1725 34041_n.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/HoustonTexans


also Barwin on some drills
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576765_10150834884691314_706921534_n.jpg

Wolf
07-12-2012, 05:07 PM
DB coach Joseph discusses 2nd-year CBs Harris, Carmichael
Two of the Texans’ most frequently asked-about players by fans are cornerbacks Brandon Harris and Roc Carmichael, a pair of 2011 draft picks who are largely unknown commodities heading into their second NFL seasons.

Harris was a second-round pick out of Miami (Fla.) last year. The Texans liked him so much that they traded up into the end of the second round to get him. But he played in only nine games as a rookie, mostly on special teams and rarely on defense as the Texans improved from 32nd to second against the pass and 30th to second overall.

“That’s not his fault,” Texans defensive backs coach Vance Joseph said. “Because sometimes, when you draft guys and you just put ‘em out there because you drafted ‘em, that can hurt guys’ growth. We had guys last year who were playing well for us to win. So, I wasn’t down on Harris for not being ready to play last year. And that’s the thing about me. If a guy’s ready to play, I’m gonna play him. If he’s not ready, I’m not gonna play him. It doesn’t matter where he’s drafted, because you can really lose a good corner by playing him too soon, and now he can’t play. So I’d rather sit a guy and when he’s ready to play, play him. That way, he can flourish in his career.”

Joseph was very impressed with Harris (5-10, 195) during the Texans’ three-day mini-camp from June 14-16. Cornerbacks Johnathan Joseph, Kareem Jackson and Brice McCain all sat out of the practices along with other established veterans, giving more reps to Harris and his young cohorts.

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/article-3/DB-coach-Joseph-discusses-2nd-year-CBs-Harris-Carmichael/4a1e93b1-161e-40d3-b9b2-6e1a4053aef3

Wolf
08-19-2012, 03:16 PM
I have seen things said about "X" player won't be cut because he went to the same college as "X" coach or "x" player won't be cut because he used to play for this coach..


2012 Texans... I don't see that happening.. if you can play in the Texans system, you can play

Showtime100
08-20-2012, 08:04 PM
Lol, I just threw my Texans shirt in the dirty cloths and the wife (Niner fan) asked the rhetorical, but silly question, "Is it REALLY dirty or just dirty?"

I told her it's REALLY dirty, what, with all the dried Niner blood and guts all over it. I don't remember anything after that. :D

SteveSlaton20
08-20-2012, 08:17 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRBjiFbl7e-gCiGMpp5xPsq-bEgsi8QUbB58znp05Pqqemgr7RgQ
:D

haha.

Showtime100
09-25-2012, 12:35 PM
Something Mike Tirico said caught my ear last night.

It went something like [parahasing], "So, for the first time in all of the 664 MNF games so far..............."

So in two weeks when the Texans play the Jets in New Jersey, those two teams will be playing in MNF game #666.

Call me what you will, but I would rather it be game #665 or #667. :mcnugget:

Señor Stan
09-25-2012, 01:59 PM
Something Mike Tirico said caught my ear last night.

It went something like [parahasing], "So, for the first time in all of the 664 MNF games so far..............."

So in two weeks when the Texans play the Jets in New Jersey, those two teams will be playing in MNF game #666.

Call me what you will, but I would rather it be game #665 or #667. :mcnugget:

*sigh* we've been through this before...Cushing has got this covered...

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

aaand...

B = 2
R = 18
I = 9
A = 1
N = 14

C = 3
U = 21
S = 19
H = 8
I = 9
N = 14
G = 7

((18-14+9-2*1)+((21*14*3)-(9*19)-(8*7))) =

666

Thorn
09-25-2012, 05:47 PM
Any more mentions of 666 and we'll have to move this thread to the NSZ. LOL

JamesBill
09-26-2012, 02:33 PM
Texans beat Atlanta with TJ Yates last year. Now people are saying the Falcons>Texans.

Wolf
10-06-2012, 06:40 PM
Hopefully Tuesday, this is the only thing we will hear from their obnoxious fans

http://writingforwhelihan.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/jets.png

Wolf
10-08-2012, 11:57 PM
Rex Ryan... Knicks should pick him up for his shot blocking (Watts)
(paraphrase)

CretorFrigg
10-09-2012, 01:01 AM
This didn't feel like a win today. It was a sloppy win, and Brian Cushing is hurt.

Wolf
10-10-2012, 07:39 PM
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2012/writers/andrew_perloff/10/09/texans-jets/mark-sanchez-getty-t1.jpg


Sanchize, my ass

Wolf
10-16-2012, 09:25 PM
worried about this defense... Watt is the only one making noise and is doing quite well. HOWEVER teams are noticing but I don't see any of the 6 of the other front 7 getting the job done.. esp when Watt is getting double teamed at times

BullBlitz
10-16-2012, 09:28 PM
Texans beat Atlanta with TJ Yates last year. Now people are saying the Falcons>Texans.

This year: Falcons > Texans.

Texan_Bill
10-16-2012, 09:47 PM
This year: Falcons > Texans.

Nossirr!!!! That's BullShyte!!!

While I agree that Matt Ryan (aka, a ridicuously stupid nickname "Matty Ice") may be a better QB than "Matty "Slow Foot" Schaub",
we rule in a lot of categories!!!!

JUST Thinking out loud:

Re: Texans random thought of the day

That's my random thought!!!!

chicagotexan2
10-16-2012, 11:58 PM
There's nothing more annoying than callers to a station that say the exact same thing over and over to diffrent hosts. Titan dick I mean Rick and Larry in stafford are two of the worst offenders. But today One called 790 in the am, afternoon and drive home and said the exact same thing everytime. Schaub can't roll ten yards left or right like Peyton manning. Take away the long runs that foster had against the jets and he only averages 3 ypg. Seriously I would love to work in radio just one day in order to tell these imbeciles to shut the hell up and at least come with diffrent material if the points you want to make are this pointless.

Hey caller if you take away the packers 3 tds then the texans win the game. Doesnt that sound really dumb? yes and so do you. i wish I'd caught the idiots name I swear he repeated the same schtick to 3 diffrent hosts. Lame lame lame

Wolf
10-20-2012, 06:17 PM
well I jinxed the Texans against the Ravens

I mean I NEVER have dreams about football, but some reason today I had a dream that the Texans won 28-7 and I had a feeling of "All is well in the universe" for this week

:kubepalm:

PandapuffTexan
10-20-2012, 11:21 PM
well i had a dream they lose so my dream and your dream void the karma penalty

CretorFrigg
10-21-2012, 04:33 PM
Good win, but our special teams is still awful. Marciano needs to go.

Wolf
11-04-2012, 12:35 PM
Shannon Sharpe said about the Bills signing Mario.

Bills should have did what the Texans did. Lock the doors and change the phone number

Wolf
11-12-2012, 12:11 AM
AJ passed Joiner and Irvin in receptions tonight with752

Showtime100
11-12-2012, 02:28 AM
I'm not sure I've ever been more proud or happier than right now. Of course, the team's history is short. More to come, I hope.

Wolf
11-19-2012, 09:47 PM
After the hit at knocked out sunshine and e fumbled, I wonder if he Texan coaches are running drills about keep playing until the whistle blows. That was 6 points we could have had for the defense.
( going on the announcers talking about the hit and a long delay before the whistle ):d:

Texan_Bill
11-19-2012, 10:08 PM
"Random Thought of the Day"???

How about this.... I told Joe Texan we're gonna win this game affter being down by 14 with 12:26 left in the 4th quarter...

How about I said the same thing to him EVEN AFTER Matt schaub threw an interception in overtime... I stayed steadfast with my assertion "We will win this game"..

Joe will tell you.. I called it.. I totally called it!!!!

Wolf
11-19-2012, 10:11 PM
Nostradamas Bill:clap::fortune:


Also Texans still haven't given up a rushing TD:clap:

TEXANRED
11-19-2012, 10:15 PM
I hate Josh Innes sooooooooooo much and wish he would get fired from 610. They won't let them speak to Kubiak and the Rockets will not call into the their show cus of him.

Wolf
11-22-2012, 03:51 PM
Congrats to Watt. 14.5 sacks on the season, Texans single season record

Corrosion
11-23-2012, 07:05 AM
Sure feels good to be on the right side of a blown call by the refs for once .... :koolaid:


Im still achin from the TD the bastards stole from Mike Renfro in the game against the Steelers all those years ago ....

Just hope like hell the Texans luck dont run out ...

Showtime100
11-23-2012, 07:18 AM
Sure feels good to be on the right side of a blown call by the refs for once .... :koolaid:


Im still achin from the TD the bastards stole from Mike Renfro in the game against the Steelers all those years ago ....

Just hope like hell the Texans luck dont run out ...

Roger wilco. I think a lot of that unexperienced history was shown post-game by many Texan fans.

Wolf
12-15-2012, 01:52 PM
Bulls on charade better not show up and ruin my damn weekend

HJam72
12-16-2012, 09:44 AM
Congrats to Watt. 14.5 sacks on the season, Texans single season record

JJ says, "Thanks, but I ain't done yet..."

Exascor
12-18-2012, 02:17 PM
JJ Watt's worst week this season was week 8. He had an almost Mario Williams like performance.

Wolf
12-19-2012, 10:37 PM
Did you know: In the last 8 games, WR Andre Johnson has 68 catches for 1,002 yds, the best 8-game stretch in his career. This season, he has 93 catches for an AFC-best 1,360 yds. "He’s a special player, and a special person." - Coach Gary Kubiak

Guess we can say Kubiak has used him wisely his year
And I hope he is just getting started

Wolf
12-23-2012, 04:49 PM
When is the last time we only scored 6points?

Showtime100
12-23-2012, 05:19 PM
When is the last time we only scored 6points?

I did notice this in a recap article....

The Texans failed to score a touchdown for the first time since 2006.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/vikings-deny-texans-home-field-210632681--nfl.html

Sucks. :voodoo:

CretorFrigg
12-23-2012, 08:43 PM
Bryan Braman quote:

I would have thought our fans would have more class. I'd hope they wouldn't be so quick to fall off the bandwagon.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--arian-foster-health-scare--missing-offense-leads-to-boos--questions-for-texans-000104992.html

PapaL
12-23-2012, 08:47 PM
Bryan Braman quote:

PapaL Quote:
Braman should concentrate more on tackling the opposition and less and what the fans are doing.

Showtime100
12-23-2012, 08:47 PM
Bryan Braman quote:

Wow. So I don't like every Texan on the roster. Screw you Bryan. I mean that in a nice way, of course, prima.

Wolf
12-30-2012, 07:13 PM
Fosters salute to chuck strong

http://www.sportsgrid.com/tag/chuckstrong/

iPad won't copy the pic

leebigeztx
12-30-2012, 07:32 PM
Fosters salute to chuck strong

http://www.sportsgrid.com/tag/chuckstrong/

iPad won't copy the pic

I thought that was pretty cool.

Wolf
01-08-2013, 10:51 PM
Kubiak won't watch field goals

I don't know why,but I have no problem with that. Hell it might be superstition with him, I have superstition

Wolf
01-14-2013, 04:49 PM
One thing that drives me nuts about the Texans, sometimes it seems like they are too ****ing nice. Offense is set and you see an opponent's defensive player running off the field and the Texans seem to wait until he is off the field before they consider to snap the damn ball. A few times this season I have screamed at the TV for them to snap the ball and get the free play or the 5 yard penalty.

Wolf
01-22-2013, 11:00 PM
Daniels was added to the probowl roster

chicagotexan2
01-22-2013, 11:04 PM
Daniels was added to the probowl roster

That's cool, now i really can't wait to not watch the unwatchable pro bowl.

Texcore
01-22-2013, 11:14 PM
Daniels was added to the probowl roster

That's really great, happy for him!

Wolf
05-22-2013, 08:37 PM
JJ Watt coming out with a shoe...the megawatt

http://m.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/photo.php?fbid=535916973139779&id=116270911771056&set=a.121536077911206.19187.116270911771056&__user=1239346820

From his facebook page

http://m.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/photo.php?fbid=535916973139779&id=116270911771056&set=a.121536077911206.19187.116270911771056&__user=1239346820

Wolf
09-13-2013, 04:04 PM
Kubiak said Posey is a few weeks away to being totally back. confident in whst hes d i ing in physical shape

Wolf
09-18-2013, 10:52 PM
Sports mobile app says Kareem was fined 42k on hit to wright

Showtime100
09-18-2013, 10:58 PM
Sports mobile app says Kareem was fined 42k on hit to wright

Yeah, and the Titans are b!tching because they think Pollard's hit was incidental while Kareem's was on purpose.

I say fubar. Kareem deserved it and so does Bernie. Bernie has a well-deserved rep with the NFL for his hitting "style" and for that he is on their radar and will get fined at every turn. Too bad, just ask Antonio Smith how that works.

HJam72
09-20-2013, 08:41 AM
Frankly, I think they were both intentional. I might give K-Jax just a little slack for basically being bone-headed on that play (or maybe I'm just a homer), but they both intentionally hit the receiver's head.

leebigeztx
09-20-2013, 02:43 PM
I understand using 12 personel inside the redzone. Having big targets like graham and daniels in schaubs face gives him easy throws. I would likento see more 11 with mattin in the slot or go big 11 with nuk at x, aj at y, and posey as the z. The could still run out of that, but u wouldnt be able to touch andre, plus it would give the team more explosion and more explosive plays.

Wolf
10-07-2013, 11:33 AM
I don't take in much from offseason publication and their predictions. But I do remember reading that one publication picked Denver, New England, and talked a bit about Baltimore as main teams as Super Bowl contenders. Later in the article they mentioned the Texans as the most sound team across the board.I thought it was odd the Texans weren't mentioned in Super Bowl talk.


Yeah the koolaid I was drinking clouded my judgement. I didn't think about our lack of the intangible of killer instinct or when knowing how to will our way to a win

Wolf
10-07-2013, 03:22 PM
Maybe I just didn't focus much on this before. But I was getting frustrated with our receivers seemed many times the ball would be incomplete and they kept looking for the flag. All I could think of was. Make a damn play and quit worrying about if a ref is going to call a foul or not. (No not blaming the wr/te on matts crappy thrown balls, just was wishing they would concentrate more on their part instead of what the defense sas doing)

Vinny
10-07-2013, 07:14 PM
Schaub has 4 pick-6 INT's in last 4 games. Schaub has the same amount of TD passes to Andre Johnson over the last 36 games.

Wolf
10-07-2013, 08:04 PM
Schaub has 4 pick-6 INT's in last 4 games. Schaub has the same amount of TD passes to Andre Johnson over the last 36 games.

Ouch

Msr

drs23
10-07-2013, 08:32 PM
Ouch

Msr

Got him Wolf. Not as strong but it was heartfelt. :)

Tailgate
10-07-2013, 08:34 PM
Schaub has 4 pick-6 INT's in last 4 games. Schaub has the same amount of TD passes to Andre Johnson over the last 36 games.

Maybe we should think about putting a safety in on offense.

CloakNNNdagger
10-07-2013, 08:45 PM
Maybe we should think about putting a safety in on offense.

...........at quarterback........

Exascor
11-11-2013, 01:49 PM
Texans have applied with the NFL to rename the team to:

Houston Hoovers

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSq1t2ShYGCWkQaR_yicTdOMRn3cG8N_ DGmhRXCy4I1Ttqgo-sz

Replacing Toro is:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnY2lXIadqSKeeHm9zJwfjcirjEYBks nbj5UmB5GIPs7yrADyzpw

Wolf
11-12-2013, 06:04 PM
Yeah we would dominate the list of teams looking for qbs in the draft if it weren't for Case.



http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000280714/article/which-nfl-teams-will-seek-a-franchise-qb-in-2014?campaign=Facebook_atl_sessler

Wolf
11-14-2013, 04:46 PM
I was WRONG..

I have to give colts props. They sucked and got first pick if draft. Had a crappy defense to boot. Lost their coach for the season. Put they pulled together and won games.

Meanwhile the Texans have some issues....Kubiak going out. Bum passing away ..and this team doesn't know how to rally around each other.

Wolf
11-18-2013, 11:36 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/Northside_Mike/status/402433564832047104/photo/1

https://mobile.twitter.com/Northside_Mike/status/402433564832047104/photo/1


Someone had a photoshop of Matt and Gary

Blake
11-18-2013, 11:45 AM
Texans were 10 points away from a 6-4 record and 1 game lead for the final WC spot. That kinda hurts.

-3 Seattle
-1 KC
-3 Indy
-3 Arizona

Runner
11-18-2013, 11:48 AM
Texans were 10 points away from a 6-4 record and 1 game lead for the final WC spot. That kinda hurts.

-3 Seattle
-1 KC
-3 Indy
-3 Arizona

So what conclusion do we draw from this? That they are unlucky? That they are gutless as a team and consistently lose the close ones? That they are almost good enough to be high average?

Blake
11-18-2013, 11:59 AM
So what conclusion do we draw from this? That they are unlucky? That they are gutless as a team and consistently lose the close ones? That they are almost good enough to be high average?

Take away whatever you like. Just a sad realization at how easy a WC spot would be right now had those close games or even a couple of those games gone to us.

TejasTom
11-18-2013, 11:21 PM
Texans were 10 points away from a 6-4 record and 1 game lead for the final WC spot. That kinda hurts.

-3 Seattle
-1 KC
-3 Indy
-3 Arizona

And 9 points away from being 0-10.

HJam72
11-21-2013, 03:22 AM
If this team made the playoffs, they'd just be an extremely embarrassing 1 & done. We're talking 42-6 loss to whomever is the #3 seed, in the Wildcard round.

Wolf
05-08-2014, 12:08 AM
I am stoked for tomorrow. And will be glad when we get this over with.
I dont get how people can say this is just "Ricks pick" or "bob's pick" "Romeo's" or even "McNair" pic. I think I it goes deeper than the team saying" you get the next one romeo. Make the call....

Or maybe it is an easier discussion to pick a point of view and point it at one of the coaches

DBCooper
05-08-2014, 01:28 PM
Pick some goodens Texans!

mattieuk
05-08-2014, 02:25 PM
I am stoked for tomorrow. And will be glad when we get this over with.
I dont get how people can say this is just "Ricks pick" or "bob's pick" "Romeo's" or even "McNair" pic. I think I it goes deeper than the team saying" you get the next one romeo. Make the call....

Or maybe it is an easier discussion to pick a point of view and point it at one of the coaches

I like that there is secrecy around it this year - the "whose pick is it" aspect just adds to the uncertainty for the other teams, and can only help the Texan's position if they do decide to go for a trade. There are 2-4 guys who could, realistically go number one - if any other team desperately wants to pick up one of those guys, we could be in a position to benefits from the sitaution.

Plus it was kind of boring knowing that Mario was being taken a few years back - this year it'll be more exciting seeing it all unfold.:texflag:

alphajoker
05-08-2014, 06:03 PM
This 2014 draft will have a huge impact on the next five years for this franchise. It's crazy to think about it. Take a QB or Clowney? If QB, which one? Maybe even take Mack? I just hope we can get some luck and have a draft similar to the 2006 draft.

humblegeo
05-08-2014, 11:15 PM
Obviously they are going Fitzpatrick who has now been with 5 different NFL teams. Why so many different teams you ask. The answer to that question is simple. NWAS. At this point I'm not excited about our offensive team at all. Very disappointed and discouraged. Foster's over the hill, Johnson's on his last legs, lost our great tide end, Tate gone, No NFL elite quarterback.. pitiful
.

DBCooper
05-08-2014, 11:27 PM
Obviously they are going Fitzpatrick who has now been with 5 different NFL teams. Why so many different teams you ask. The answer to that question is simple. NWAS. At this point I'm not excited about our offensive team at all. Very disappointed and discouraged. Foster's over the hill, Johnson's on his last legs, lost our great tide end, Tate gone, No NFL elite quarterback.. pitiful
.

Uhhhhhh, you realize we pick tomorrow and the next day, right?