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GP
11-04-2010, 03:04 PM
linky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc6J-iLnThc

False Start
11-04-2010, 03:12 PM
I have weakness for nice hair. I chose Carr because of it.

:jam:

FirstTexansFan
11-04-2010, 03:12 PM
linky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc6J-iLnThc

I give it a 7 out of 10, your insult to Aggie's in general costs you three points. Pollardized and myself don't approve :) Other than that, great move to include McClain, in fact, the more I think about it, the more I believe he may be at the root of all of our issues... when in doubt, blame the press :)

JB
11-04-2010, 03:20 PM
Nice!

Hardcore Texan
11-04-2010, 03:24 PM
Good stuff! :tiphat:

Yankee_In_TX
11-04-2010, 03:40 PM
Worth the wait. I put it on my Facebook.

"Call McClain." lmao

Hervoyel
11-04-2010, 03:41 PM
I liked it a lot. I'd have changed "Berlin" to Houston even though it could go either way. It works well as is though.

TD
11-04-2010, 03:56 PM
I'd have changed "Berlin" to Houston even though it could go either way.

Beat me to it. Funny as hell though.

Coach Kevin
11-04-2010, 04:10 PM
two thumbs up

Man we needed a laugh this week thanks

GP
11-04-2010, 04:20 PM
My favorite lines in the video, the lines where I still chuckle a little (even though I've seen tihs thing about 40 times already), are:

"I have a weakness for nice hair. I chose Carr because of it."

"Just when it looked as if we would finally 'turn a corner'..."

"Leader? I could run that gimp Stauffenberg and still beat that horseface Manning."

(Stauffenberg was the guy who had one eye, and several missing missing fingers, who led the assassination attempt on Hitler). Just the imagery of seeing Stauffenberg in one of those old leather, maskless football helmets, weaving his way through Colts defenders, makes me laugh.

gtexan02
11-04-2010, 04:23 PM
:lol: awesomeness!

Hardcore Texan
11-04-2010, 04:45 PM
Worth the wait. I put it on my Facebook.

"Call McClain." lmao

I was thinking about putting it up on FB as well.

Hookem Horns
11-04-2010, 04:48 PM
Despite what FirstTexansFan says loved the Aggie jab. ;)

My only issue was at the beginning. The subtitles were moving too fast for me to read. I had to pause a couple of times. Also, I would change the Berlin thing to Houston.

Drew_Smoke
11-04-2010, 05:06 PM
"How am I going to raise ticket prices now?"

That was awesome...

Mr. White
11-04-2010, 06:07 PM
My favorite...

"He wont fire Kubiak. Next year, it's playoffs or bust."

FirstTexansFan
11-04-2010, 06:13 PM
Despite what FirstTexansFan says loved the Aggie jab. ;)

My only issue was at the beginning. The subtitles were moving too fast for me to read. I had to pause a couple of times. Also, I would change the Berlin thing to Houston.

I R slow, I R agga, I kep up :)

Thorn
11-04-2010, 07:07 PM
LOL, good one.

Texas T
11-04-2010, 07:55 PM
My favorite...

"He wont fire Kubiak. Next year, it's playoffs or bust."

I agree-My son asked me what was wrong I was laughing so hard.
GP-Well worth the wait!

Repped!

Buffi2
11-04-2010, 07:57 PM
My favorite - Even a Bye week is a curse

Worth the wait - very funny.

Pollardized
11-04-2010, 08:03 PM
Overall a great video!

Now, about the Aggie remarks.... :bat:

BattleRedToro
11-04-2010, 08:14 PM
My favorite...

"He wont fire Kubiak. Next year, it's playoffs or bust."

I love that line too.

I also love when he says, " College scouts, free agent scouts, and running backs coaches leave."

Texan_Bill
11-04-2010, 09:20 PM
I R slow, I R agga, I kep up :)

You weren't the only one. I had to get a couple of drinks in me and watch it again to catch everything. I r slo to...


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Out of a scale of 1-10 I gave it an 11... - 2 for the Aggie references! = a 9


:jk: I didn't mind so much. It wouldn't have worked if hitler would've called him a 'Sip, Bear or Frog.. :D

GP
11-04-2010, 09:44 PM
The thing I love about the "Aggie" reference is that we all know it's just a label that has stuck, having really no truth to it, and so most Aggies are OK with embracing the good-natured joking about it.

So when I had Hitler, who was so detached from reality and shouldn't even know the whole "Aggie's are slow" label, it makes it even funnier. IMO.

I want to assure all my Aggie friends on here that I did not include that bit due to me believing that Aggies are slow. They're not. I included it because it's a part of our Texas football history and folklore.

Just clarifying the intentions. No malice intended, just using it as comedic relief because so many on here use it as such.

Texan_Bill
11-04-2010, 09:51 PM
The thing I love about the "Aggie" reference is that we all know it's just a label that has stuck, having really no truth to it, and so most Aggies are OK with embracing the good-natured joking about it.

So when I had Hitler, who was so detached from reality and shouldn't even know the whole "Aggie's are slow" label, it makes it even funnier. IMO.

I want to assure all my Aggie friends on here that I did not include that bit due to me believing that Aggies are slow. They're not. I included it because it's a part of our Texas football history and folklore.

Just clarifying the intentions. No malice intended, just using it as comedic relief because so many on here use it as such.

No worries cat!! I thought it was great and repped you for the bit.

Pollardized
11-04-2010, 09:56 PM
Yeah GP you know I was just messing with ya about the Aggie stuff. :tiphat:

BIG TORO
11-04-2010, 10:30 PM
That was awsome, I would rep you again if I could, good work.

FirstTexansFan
11-04-2010, 10:33 PM
I took no offense :) I make fun of myself, why would I be so thin skinned? Do some members of this MB believe because Kubiak is a former student of A&M he is dumb, and Aggies support him no matter what? Yes I do, but all it takes is a second to see by my avatar, such is not the case :)

Mr. White
11-04-2010, 10:57 PM
"Kubiak has hair like Stalin" was also a good one for us history buffs.

Texan_Bill
11-04-2010, 11:06 PM
"Kubiak has hair like Stalin" was also a good one for us history buffs.

Actually, I shot a snot rocket with that one!!!

Pollardized
11-04-2010, 11:15 PM
"Kubiak has hair like Stalin" was also a good one for us history buffs.

Damn near twins

http://blog.usweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/stalin.jpg

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/kubiakgary225ey1.jpg

brakos82
11-04-2010, 11:24 PM
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/kubiakgary225ey1.jpg

:kubepalm:

Pollardized
11-04-2010, 11:26 PM
:kubepalm:

Don't facepalm me dammit!!!! :strangle:

I think Stalin actually had the BALLS to do something daring. Maybe I should have drawn some on kubes...

Texan_Bill
11-04-2010, 11:37 PM
Damn near twins

http://blog.usweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/stalin.jpg

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/kubiakgary225ey1.jpg

Oh damnit man, that ain't right!! :lol:

brakos82
11-04-2010, 11:45 PM
Don't facepalm me dammit!!!! :strangle:

I think Stalin actually had the BALLS to do something daring. Maybe I should have drawn some on kubes...

:kubepalm:

Texan_Bill
11-05-2010, 12:02 AM
:kubepalm:

:wadepalm:

I wonder what hitler would think of Wade? :thinking:

Nein!!!!

Pollardized
11-05-2010, 12:15 AM
:wadepalm:

I wonder what hitler would think of Wade? :thinking:

Nein!!!!

At about 2:03 of this you find out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG3WxdfS8Xk&p=CB49B0E1F237BE50&playnext=1&index=19

GP
11-05-2010, 08:19 AM
I had a feeling none of you guys took offense to the Aggie reference.

But am just making sure. Hard to know, for sure, on a message board.

Thank you, all of you, who helped me out and offered advice. And a big Thank You to Brakos for being so willing to put one up (for me) if I needed it.

FirstTexansFan
11-05-2010, 09:45 AM
I had a feeling none of you guys took offense to the Aggie reference.

But am just making sure. Hard to know, for sure, on a message board.

Thank you, all of you, who helped me out and offered advice. And a big Thank You to Brakos for being so willing to put one up (for me) if I needed it.

Dude! I really didn't need to know this! I knew about his obsession with Vista, but this borders on sick :)

Pollardized
11-05-2010, 10:01 AM
Dude! I really didn't need to know this! I knew about his obsession with Vista, but this borders on sick :)

He said "put one up"....

BOOOIIINNNGGGGGGGG

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/07/Beavis-Butthead-Returns.jpg

Joe Texan
11-05-2010, 10:16 AM
Very nice GP well worth the wait I am very impressed. Now to get this to the Locker room

Pollardized
11-05-2010, 10:19 AM
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?

GP
11-05-2010, 10:32 AM
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?

I had the option of going to a website where the clips from the movie were all listed for download. On that website, the people were facing the other direction from the video off YouTube that I sourced.

I was under the impression that the video I sourced off YouTube was THE correct clip. Now I have to rent this thing off NetFlix to see if I had the correct clip or if I goofed.

I've seen the movie, but have not seen it recently enough to remember.

Pollardized
11-05-2010, 10:37 AM
I had the option of going to a website where the clips from the movie were all listed for download. On that website, the people were facing the other direction from the video off YouTube that I sourced.

I was under the impression that the video I sourced off YouTube was THE correct clip. Now I have to rent this thing off NetFlix to see if I had the correct clip or if I goofed.

I've seen the movie, but have not seen it recently enough to remember.

Yeah maybe the ones I looked at were flipped wrong and you are right!!!

I just noticed the difference while watching the Hitler Aggie Rant again.

vupac1
11-05-2010, 11:26 AM
Embedding disabled?

GP
11-05-2010, 12:14 PM
Embedding disabled?

Embedding is disabled, and viewing it on mobile devices is disabled.

I have had videos taken down in the past, and got scolded severely by YouTube. I had posted a breakdown of Schaub, when we first got him, by Baldinger. It was an excellent video that showed the diferences between Schaub and Carr. It was removed and I was warned.

So I decided to do this: Create a separate account, and only give the LINK to the site to people I want to give it to. I disabled everything but the comments, which ensures that I stay off YouTube's radar.

No tags either, so nobody can search for my video by NFL, Kubiak, etc. The NFL and probably even McNair's henchmen too, scan YouTube for videos that they don't want up there.

Call me paranoid, but I am providing this video only to Texans fans on here. If you want to forward the link to someone, please do so. Make sure it's not someone who would report me to YouTube.

gtexan02
11-05-2010, 01:59 PM
I just had a video alerted by youtube. It was unlisted, too, and I was the only person with the link. They have automated ways of detecting this stuff as well. Be careful

FirstTexansFan
11-05-2010, 02:22 PM
Embedding disabled?

If you have Firefox, download the addon "Downloadhelper"... you can save any video on any website to your hard drive :)

GP
11-05-2010, 06:52 PM
I just had a video alerted by youtube. It was unlisted, too, and I was the only person with the link. They have automated ways of detecting this stuff as well. Be careful

Aww geez...

Mine is on borrowed time then. I bet they can tell mine is a Hitler Angry video because of the length of the video. They know that because it's x-amount of time in length, that it was sourced from an old one. Which is why they probably allow that old one (the un-subtitled one) to be left up--It's bait.

YouTube is a doosh.

brakos82
11-05-2010, 07:40 PM
Aww geez...

Mine is on borrowed time then. I bet they can tell mine is a Hitler Angry video because of the length of the video. They know that because it's x-amount of time in length, that it was sourced from an old one. Which is why they probably allow that old one (the un-subtitled one) to be left up--It's bait.

YouTube is a doosh.

Youtube already had their scuffle with the Hitler Parodies, and Hitler won (for once).

Also, no references to Arian Nation? :cutthroat:

:thinking: I still have the source stuff, I could make another one.

Texan_Bill
11-05-2010, 10:25 PM
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?

Funny you mentioned that. I kinda noticed when hitlers shaky hands reached for his glasses.

Texan_Bill
11-05-2010, 10:25 PM
Youtube already had their scuffle with the Hitler Parodies, and Hitler won (for once).

Also, no references to Arian Nation? :cutthroat:

:thinking: I still have the source stuff, I could make another one.

:lol:

GP
11-05-2010, 11:05 PM
Funny you mentioned that. I kinda noticed when hitlers shaky hands reached for his glasses.

Without looking at the Internet, I think Hitler's left hand was the shaky one. Though he might have been shaky in both hands by that time.

Meh. Internet says shaky HANDS. Some claim it was Parkinsons...but there's also recent eye-witness testimony that reveals Hitler was a drug addict due to his physician treating any little illness or discomfort with strong drugs. I remember reading some information that said the U.S. began to actually CANCEL any assassination attempts on Hitler, even though they had plenty of plans and opportunities to do so, because they felt HItler being a crackhead was doing more damage to Germany's war machine than if they had killed him and left a smarter and more mentally-capable leader in his place.

Texan_Bill
11-05-2010, 11:13 PM
Without looking at the Internet, I think Hitler's left hand was the shaky one. Though he might have been shaky in both hands by that time.

Meh. Internet says shaky HANDS. Some claim it was Parkinsons...but there's also recent eye-witness testimony that reveals Hitler was a drug addict due to his physician treating any little illness or discomfort with strong drugs. I remember reading some information that said the U.S. began to actually CANCEL any assassination attempts on Hitler, even though they had plenty of plans and opportunities to do so, because they felt HItler being a crackhead was doing more damage to Germany's war machine than if they had killed him and left a smarter and more mentally-capable leader in his place.

Hell, I notice shaky hands... Especially my own. :gun:

BattleRedToro
11-06-2010, 01:27 AM
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?

It's reversed. If you look closely at the uniforms, the German Eagle on top of a Swastika surrounded in Oak Leaves should be on the right side of the uniform, also Hitler parted his hair from his right to left.

BattleRedToro
11-06-2010, 01:29 AM
Without looking at the Internet, I think Hitler's left hand was the shaky one. Though he might have been shaky in both hands by that time.

Meh. Internet says shaky HANDS. Some claim it was Parkinsons...but there's also recent eye-witness testimony that reveals Hitler was a drug addict due to his physician treating any little illness or discomfort with strong drugs. I remember reading some information that said the U.S. began to actually CANCEL any assassination attempts on Hitler, even though they had plenty of plans and opportunities to do so, because they felt HItler being a crackhead was doing more damage to Germany's war machine than if they had killed him and left a smarter and more mentally-capable leader in his place.

I believe he became addicted to morphine after he was injured during the Valkyrie assassination attempt.

HTown2ATX
11-06-2010, 09:49 AM
Lol....just got to watch that. Awesome!!

You know with all the spoof videos of this clip, I actually rented the movie from Netflix....it's called "Downfall" and is made in Germany. It's actually a pretty good movie.

@ GP......I would rep you, but it won't let me since I repped you already for putting the sig back up lol.

Texecutioner
11-06-2010, 03:06 PM
OMG GP, I died laughing at that thing.

You've got to do another one. :goodpost:

NitroGSXR
11-06-2010, 09:40 PM
Can't see the video. GP's paranoia is killing me! Switch the mobile option on for a short while.

:(