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Seņor Stan
10-29-2010, 02:21 PM
http://kilt.cbslocal.com/...0/19/whiner-line-tuesday/

Apologies for subjecting you to the Rich Lord commentary...but hang in there until the 3:00 mark of the audio...an absolutely hilarious parody from the caller!

SrslySirius
10-29-2010, 02:26 PM
Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.

Seņor Stan
10-29-2010, 02:34 PM
Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.

mute it until the 3:00 mark...it's worth the effort. For reals.

Goatcheese
10-29-2010, 02:35 PM
Barely competent receiver should be a pro bowl alternate at worst!

Oh, and K-Burnt fell down.

Hardcore Texan
10-29-2010, 03:08 PM
What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.

badboy
10-29-2010, 03:10 PM
The correct title to thread should be "Odor of the defense".

TimeKiller
10-29-2010, 03:37 PM
Best call on 610 of all times.

SrslySirius
10-29-2010, 03:50 PM
I caved in and listened. I wasn't very optimistic since this thread title suggested it would be a song or poem. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Quality play-by-play. A+++ WOULD LAWL AGAIN!

Scooter
10-29-2010, 04:34 PM
lmao that was awesome!

Maddict5
10-29-2010, 04:43 PM
What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.

its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys

that was class....

my favourite part was: 'glover quin, on hearing the whistle, will momentarily look up from his gameboy and slowly make his way back to the defensive huddle where my soul slowly dies just a little bit more with every passing play'

SrslySirius
10-29-2010, 05:01 PM
its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys

It is a very common voice tone for all sorts of media people from the early 20th century. A kind of nasaly, flat sort of tone. Think back to any instructional black and white videos they used to show in schools (that's right, Billy. scrub with soap AND water), or certain newsreels.

HTown2ATX
11-10-2010, 02:58 PM
http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/whiner-texans-play-by-play-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.

gtexan02
11-10-2010, 03:02 PM
http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/whiner-texans-play-by-play-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.

I can't even laugh because its so accurate.

Which game was that from? :D

imatexan
11-10-2010, 03:03 PM
:goodpost:

Funny stuff.

brakos82
11-10-2010, 03:03 PM
:spit:

HTown2ATX
11-10-2010, 03:04 PM
I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

I just listened to it again a few times.

"Kareem Jackson falls down"

GOLD!

gtexan02
11-10-2010, 03:32 PM
I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

I just listened to it again a few times.

"Kareem Jackson falls down"

GOLD!

haha this is whats even sadder. It could have come from many of our games!

Double Barrel
11-10-2010, 03:40 PM
Freakin' hilarious!! :heh:

Malloy
11-10-2010, 04:58 PM
Ok, that is one funny piece.

Kareem Jackson falls down :)

hot pickle
11-10-2010, 05:21 PM
and kareem jackson will fall down!! omg that was awesome lol

sometexansfan
11-10-2010, 07:10 PM
Hilarious, just wish it wasn't so true haha.

drs23
11-10-2010, 09:03 PM
http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/whiner-texans-play-by-play-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.

Sunny Beaches! Been a while since I've laughed like that.

Thanks!

rep

Wolf6151
11-10-2010, 11:59 PM
That was really good, wish it wasn't so accurate.

Nawzer
11-11-2010, 12:13 AM
I thought I was listening to the real game!

BigBull17
11-11-2010, 12:49 AM
I can't even laugh because its so accurate.

Which game was that from? :D

Yes.

Showtime100
11-11-2010, 08:54 AM
Man that was great!

"Any Random Guy will now analyze the defense, mainly out of common courtesy......"

:spit:

HTown2ATX
11-11-2010, 09:00 AM
Man that was great!

"Any Random Guy will now analyze the defense, mainly out of common courtesy......"

:spit:

LMAO...yes...this is one of my favorite lines too.

HOUFan
11-11-2010, 09:30 AM
I remember hearing this about a month ago on SR610 on the whiner line...was one of the funniest things ever....kudos to the guy who took time out to actually do this.

Showtime100
11-11-2010, 09:49 AM
I remember hearing this about a month ago on SR610 on the whiner line...was one of the funniest things ever....kudos to the guy who took time out to actually do this.

What gets me is if it wasn't done right, timing and pace-wise, it might not have been funny at all. I love the fast pace of the gag, the timing was spot on and made all the difference in the world.

Kudo +1.

bckey
11-11-2010, 10:45 AM
It's hilarious. Senor Stan posted this a week ago though. It probably doesn't pull up this call anymore though. It was so good they put it up as a stand alone now.

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77028&highlight=radio

HTown2ATX
11-11-2010, 10:54 AM
Good merge......didn't know this was already posted or that it was that old.

CloakNNNdagger
11-11-2010, 11:38 AM
It is a very common voice tone for all sorts of media people from the early 20th century. A kind of nasaly, flat sort of tone. Think back to any instructional black and white videos they used to show in schools (that's right, Billy. scrub with soap AND water), or certain newsreels.


That whiner was hilarious beyond words. That announcer sounded just like Walter Winchell, newspaper columnist and radio commentator..........you might remember him as the narrator of the old The Untouchables TV series starring Robert Stack as Eliot Ness.

El Tejano
11-11-2010, 01:09 PM
I could just see this being played in black and white with those black film rips showing and all the players actual movements being sped up. Really funny.