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swtbound07
10-20-2010, 05:41 PM
A friend of mine has a jersey store and is selling texans jerseys and shipping for significantly cheaper than you can get them elsewhere. These are stitched jerseys, not foot locker or foot action stuff. If you have an interest email me at bdaniel44@gmail.com for player list and cost.

Ben

drewmar74
10-20-2010, 05:59 PM
email sent...

Sway
10-20-2010, 06:18 PM
Damn! I just ordered a stitched OD women's jersey; had to order it from china cuz none of the flippin stores in the states personalize womens ones. grrr. Good to know! Will ask my hubby.

texanfan2002114
10-20-2010, 06:44 PM
A friend of mine has a jersey store and is selling texans jerseys and shipping for significantly cheaper than you can get them elsewhere. These are stitched jerseys, not foot locker or foot action stuff. If you have an interest email me at bdaniel44@gmail.com for player list and cost.

Ben

Any pictures of the jerseys or link? What colors or players are available?

Hervoyel
10-20-2010, 07:32 PM
Sent you an email on this as well.

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 09:10 PM
Any pictures of the jerseys or link? What colors or players are available?

Email me and I can give you more details. I will have sample photos either tomorrow or friday depending on how lazy i get tomorrow.

BIG TORO
10-20-2010, 09:22 PM
Email me and I can give you more details. I will have sample photos either tomorrow or friday depending on how lazy i get tomorrow.

Are these the stiched authentic from china or Authentic NFL gear?

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 09:29 PM
Are these the stiched authentic from china or Authentic NFL gear?

Please send me all of your questions by email. I'm not sure about the ethics of selling stuff on the boards so I'd really prefer to do it off board. Thanks for understanding. I'm not trying to break any rules here.

texanfan2002114
10-20-2010, 09:31 PM
Just sent you an email

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 09:33 PM
All emails responded to. Check your various inboxes

Craig.
10-20-2010, 09:38 PM
Are these the stiched authentic from china or Authentic NFL gear?

Please send me all of your questions by email. I'm not sure about the ethics of selling stuff on the boards so I'd really prefer to do it off board. Thanks for understanding. I'm not trying to break any rules here.

Translation: Faker than a porn star's tits

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 09:41 PM
Translation: Faker than a porn star's tits

They are not knockoff jerseys or foreign crap. I've been on the board too long to peddle taiwanese silkscreening.

Craig.
10-20-2010, 09:44 PM
Post up a pic of one.

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 09:45 PM
Post up a pic of one.

Since you clearly didn't read the thread, I will go down tomorrow and take pictures of the product. Feel free to keep busting my balls about it though.

OzzO
10-20-2010, 09:48 PM
email sent... and responded to a few times. Thanks for the heads up, gotta figure a jersey size for a 12 year old.

Craig.
10-20-2010, 09:50 PM
That was not my intent and if you took it that way then I apologize.

I've been burned twice when people have claimed similar things. I have now elevated the ability to spot a knock-off jersey to an art form. I'm considering buying one but not under any circumstances if it's an obvious fake.

NitroGSXR
10-20-2010, 09:50 PM
Since you clearly didn't read the thread, I will go down tomorrow and take pictures of the product. Feel free to keep busting my balls about it though.

C'mon man... Quit mucking about in there swamps and post a picture already...



















*snickering*

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 09:52 PM
That was not my intent and if you took it that way then I apologize.

I've been burned twice when people have claimed similar things. I have now elevated the ability to spot a knock-off jersey to an art form. I'm considering buying one but not under any circumstances if it's an obvious fake.

I can understand that. I'd like to think I've got a bit of a reputation here...lot of friends here. I'd be burning a lot of bridges trying to sell knockoff stuff. Just not worth it to me. I just dropped a line as a favor to a friend of mine...to be honest didn't expect this much interest. Like I said, I ordered one.

Joe Texan
10-20-2010, 10:22 PM
I know Ben and I am sure he is being sincere, He is just squeemish about selling on the boards. Ben if you post in the merchandise forum I believe you will not have any problems.

Old School
10-20-2010, 10:47 PM
email sent

Texanmike02
10-20-2010, 10:49 PM
Yeah. Ben and I pretty much hate each other outside of the football part... I still don't think he'd screw anyone over.

Mike

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 10:51 PM
Yeah. Ben and I pretty much hate each other outside of the football part... I still don't think he'd screw anyone over.

Mike

feeling is mutual mike :) I'd buy you a drink anytime in person though. I've mellowed out a bit on my long internet hiatus

JB
10-20-2010, 10:51 PM
Ben, I also sent e-mail.

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 10:55 PM
all emails responded to.

NitroGSXR
10-20-2010, 10:57 PM
I can understand that. I'd like to think I've got a bit of a reputation here...lot of friends here. I'd be burning a lot of bridges trying to sell knockoff stuff. Just not worth it to me. I just dropped a line as a favor to a friend of mine....to be honest didn't expect this much interest. Like I said, I ordered one.
That interest is because you're the one doing the vouching. You're golden. Now STFU and post some pictures now...

:lol:

I <3 JoeTexan.

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 10:59 PM
That interest is because you're the one doing the vouching. You're golden. Now STFU and post some pictures now...

:lol:

I <3 JoeTexan.

lol I'll send you a picture of the finger im pointin at ya right now buddy

Mr. White
10-20-2010, 11:03 PM
Just sent one Ben.

swtbound07
10-20-2010, 11:05 PM
Just sent one Ben.

I'll sell to you Mr. White...but I'm not dealing with that Mr. Blonde

BIG TORO
10-21-2010, 07:15 AM
Well Ben has street cred! Sent you an PM Ben Im intrested in a few.

swtbound07
10-22-2010, 04:17 PM
I got lazy yesterday and played internet poker all day. I have the sample jerseys at my place, and as soon as the camera charges I'll take some pictures and post. Didn't forget about it

swtbound07
10-22-2010, 05:51 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys077.jpg

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http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys079.jpg

swtbound07
10-22-2010, 05:52 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys080.jpg

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http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys082.jpg

swtbound07
10-22-2010, 05:52 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys083.jpg

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swtbound07
10-22-2010, 05:53 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys086.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys087.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys088.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/swtbound07/Jerseys089.jpg

swtbound07
10-22-2010, 05:58 PM
apologies for the wrinkles...i hadto drape them over my computer chair to get the shots.

JB
10-22-2010, 06:02 PM
apologies for the wrinkles...i hadto drape them over my computer chair to get the shots.

e-mail sent.

Dutchrudder
10-22-2010, 07:27 PM
I can't buy anything sold by an Eagles fan.

swtbound07
10-22-2010, 07:34 PM
I can't buy anything sold by an Eagles fan.

im not an eagles fan. not my jerseys...just what he had in stock as a sample. Screw the eagles.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2010, 09:06 PM
Ben, I sent you a PM because of some problem I had with your email address. Check it, when you get a chance. Thanks!

swtbound07
10-26-2010, 03:09 PM
those of you who emailed me, i'll be sending out invoices and payment info on thursday. Try to get your stuff to me by email by then so i can bulk order and not have to pay individual shipping. Thanks!

JB
10-26-2010, 03:15 PM
those of you who emailed me, i'll be sending out invoices and payment info on thursday. Try to get your stuff to me by email by then so i can bulk order and not have to pay individual shipping. Thanks!

Tail end of the month is very hard to do Ben. But I'll try.

swtbound07
10-26-2010, 03:17 PM
Tail end of the month is very hard to do Ben. But I'll try.

meh, its not a one time only thing. I just have like 10 jerseys backed up in my inbox and i don't wanna make those people wait cause i'm trying to sell 20, you know?

JB
10-26-2010, 03:26 PM
meh, its not a one time only thing. I just have like 10 jerseys backed up in my inbox and i don't wanna make those people wait cause i'm trying to sell 20, you know?

Understand. I'll get at least one ordered.

NitroGSXR
10-26-2010, 03:54 PM
Tail end of the month is very hard to do Ben. But I'll try.
You and I are in the same boat. Monday can not get here fast enough for us. My wife's a state employee.

As I mentioned in my email before placing an order, Ben... Monday's the soonest. Or I can just pay my own shipping... sorry everybody.

swtbound07
10-27-2010, 12:56 AM
You and I are in the same boat. Monday can not get here fast enough for us. My wife's a state employee.

As I mentioned in my email before placing an order, Ben... Monday's the soonest. Or I can just pay my own shipping... sorry everybody.

If its cool i'll just lump you in with the 2nd order. Many people have addressed this concern...i'll do a second shipment next week or after the 1st or whatever. Just don't want the people ready now to think I'm ignoring them.

NitroGSXR
10-27-2010, 01:11 AM
If its cool i'll just lump you in with the 2nd order. Many people have addressed this concern...i'll do a second shipment next week or after the 1st or whatever. Just don't want the people ready now to think I'm ignoring them.

Totally.

Texan JBZ
10-27-2010, 08:40 PM
Email sent

JB
10-27-2010, 08:54 PM
Ben, let me know when, and I will send you payment via pay-pal when you provide it. Think I want to go ahead with a Red and a Blue Mario.

swtbound07
10-27-2010, 09:32 PM
I will send you an email tomorrow reminding you, but please email me tonight with the follwoing info....jerseys wanted, sizes, name, shipping address.

I will send you a followup email with paypal name to send to, and total invoice. Send me a copy of the paypal confirmation of payment, and I will make the order. I will provide you with a shipping number as soon as I have it so you can track the shipment. I will email you confirmation that your jerseys were ordered. I understand its a lot of back and forth but I'm still working out the kinks in this system.

JB
10-27-2010, 09:46 PM
I will send you an email tomorrow reminding you, but please email me tonight with the follwoing info....jerseys wanted, sizes, name, shipping address.

I will send you a followup email with paypal name to send to, and total invoice. Send me a copy of the paypal confirmation of payment, and I will make the order. I will provide you with a shipping number as soon as I have it so you can track the shipment. I will email you confirmation that your jerseys were ordered. I understand its a lot of back and forth but I'm still working out the kinks in this system.

Thanks!

swtbound07
10-28-2010, 03:48 PM
I feel sick as hell, and really can't do this today. I'm just going to do it tomorrow. I'm sorry about the inconvenience but the thought of dealing with all the money and orders and shipping, I just dont' want it today. I'm going back to bed with apologies to all.

JB
10-28-2010, 03:49 PM
I feel sick as hell, and really can't do this today. I'm just going to do it tomorrow. I'm sorry about the inconvenience but the thought of dealing with all the money and orders and shipping, I just dont' want it today. I'm going back to bed with apologies to all.

No worries bud. Hope ya get to felling better.

OzzO
10-29-2010, 08:40 PM
Imma put this out there (SWT I'm still in) - I think this would be a great xmas present for my 12 year old, just not sure of the jersey size for him. Thin build, just over 5' or so. He has a youth XL in reebok's screen printed version of the jersey. Perhaps an adult small? Anyone with a suggestion?

Tailgate.Kidz
10-29-2010, 10:58 PM
They are not knockoff jerseys or foreign crap. I've been on the board too long to peddle taiwanese silkscreening.

idk man. your "friends" jerseys look like the ones i am getting for $22. whats funnier is that the list you sent me looks exactly like my china suppliers list, down to the descriptions.

i just find it interesting.

you wouldnt happen to be charging this board extra just cause your "high post count"? lol

swtbound07
10-30-2010, 02:45 PM
idk man. your "friends" jerseys look like the ones i am getting for $22. whats funnier is that the list you sent me looks exactly like my china suppliers list, down to the descriptions.

i just find it interesting.

you wouldnt happen to be charging this board extra just cause your "high post count"? lol

well, enjoy the chinese! that list i sent you was literally hand typed from me off of notebook paper, but thanks for playing. Go ahead and sell chinese knockoffs for 22 bucks if you like......thats how people wind up with

"Cushins" jerseys.

JB
10-30-2010, 03:19 PM
well, enjoy the chinese! that list i sent you was literally hand typed from me off of notebook paper, but thanks for playing. Go ahead and sell chinese knockoffs for 22 bucks if you like......thats how people wind up with

"Cushins" jerseys.

Are you ready to place your order yet?

OzzO
10-30-2010, 04:53 PM
EM'd ya SWT - let me know if we're good to go.

swtbound07
10-30-2010, 04:58 PM
ready for orders. paypal money to bdaniel44@gmail.com

email me your name, shipping info, and jerseys you want. we are open folks.

Tailgate.Kidz
10-30-2010, 05:04 PM
well, enjoy the chinese! that list i sent you was literally hand typed from me off of notebook paper, but thanks for playing. Go ahead and sell chinese knockoffs for 22 bucks if you like......thats how people wind up with

"Cushins" jerseys.

oh no. not selling. just wanted a bulk order. glws

swtbound07
10-30-2010, 06:38 PM
oh no. not selling. just wanted a bulk order. glws

I'll price break you on a bulk order if you buy enough.

swtbound07
11-01-2010, 12:27 PM
just a bump...last day for the order. paypal to bdaniel44@gmail.com for this first shipment

Tailgate.Kidz
11-03-2010, 12:57 PM
just a bump...last day for the order. paypal to bdaniel44@gmail.com for this first shipment

how long does it take for shipments to come in when their ordered?

swtbound07
11-04-2010, 12:58 AM
how long does it take for shipments to come in when their ordered?

This is my first order, so I'm not intirely sure. I have a tracking number. They are all coming to my place, and I'm being assured our order went out yesterday. I will know more on the next order.

Also, I have to be honest about something. I made a mistake with the people I sold to with the pricing. My friend was under the impression that I was hand delivering jerseys to the people that ordered them. I have to ship to 3 people once the package arrives at my house. Paypal fees took out the money i was going to use to ship so on this first order I am going to lose money on all of the jerseys I sold, because I was trying to do it at cost for you guys. So Nitro, Lee, and Zack, I will get with you and i will make this right and take the loss on the product shipping to you guys. I'm sorry. Future jerseys I'm going to have to sell for 75 dollars to account for the paypal fees they took and the shipping im going to have to make for you individually. I'm honoring my initial price, and not asking for more money but If any of you are close enough to webster that I can meet you or hand deliver it would help minimize my losses. I'm new at this and I'm learning as I go. Im sorry for the mixup.

NitroGSXR
11-24-2010, 03:51 PM
swtbound wanted me to relay that he's having a rough time at this stage in his life. He's coming to grips with a slight drug issue. His family has him in rehab right now. He's trying to fix his life. He's doing okay now though. He just needed a little help. We all do sometimes, ya know? He also wanted me to say that he'll be allright.

For those of you who have not yet recieved your jerseys, just contact swt and I'm sure he'll make it right by getting those jerseys out to you asap. He has them in hand.

NitroGSXR
12-02-2010, 05:28 PM
So... I ordered and paid for three jerseys. $180 for two adults and one youth.

Swtbound posts that he underestimated the price of the jerseys. I, of course, felt that the right thing to do was send him an extra $30 to help cover these fees. It's just how I am. He stated that he appreciated it and my jerseys would be mailed the following day... this was approximately 3 weeks ago on November 16th.

I waited until last Monday before calling swtbound to touch base on where my jerseys were. It was then when he gave me his drug sob story. He said he'd have his girlfriend mail them out but I told him no... I'd like to pick them up so I would have them in time for the Tennessee game. I scheduled a meet and arranged to come to Houston the night before JUST TO PICK UP THE JERSEYS.

All's good then he texts me saying that he has to go out of town to Huntsville. I tell him he can drop it off in Pasadena but he told me he was leaving the jerseys with his neighbor. Uncomfortable but I say fine. I leave for Webster from Pflugerville which is in the Austin area... I ask for the address. He gives it to me. I punch it into my GPS but the address didn't exactly come up but I figured it wouldn't be hard. I drive four hours and near Webster before picking up my phone only to find a message from swt saying that his "friend" forgot about me and left to go play poker. Infuriated I decide to go to the address anyway since i was already in Webster. I ended up staring at a big empty field. Bogus address. ABSOLUTELY BOGUS!!!!!!

Next day, I go to the game and tell this to a couple of people who then proceeded to tell me that they have had shady dealings with swtbound as a buyer who did not pay for items that he had ordered.

Almost another week has passed without him making good on his empty promises. I'm done with it.

Give me my money back. Every last cent.

JB
12-02-2010, 05:37 PM
So... I ordered and paid for three jerseys. $180 for two adults and one youth.

Swtbound posts that he underestimated the price of the jerseys. I, of course, felt that the right thing to do was send him an extra $30 to help cover these fees. It's just how I am. He stated that he appreciated it and my jerseys would be mailed the following day... this was approximately 3 weeks ago on November 16th.

I waited until last Monday before calling swtbound to touch base on where my jerseys were. It was then when he gave me his drug sob story. He said he'd have his girlfriend mail them out but I told him no... I'd like to pick them up so I would have them in time for the Tennessee game. I scheduled a meet and arranged to come to Houston the night before JUST TO PICK UP THE JERSEYS.

All's good then he texts me saying that he has to go out of town to Huntsville. I tell him he can drop it off in Pasadena but he told me he was leaving the jerseys with his neighbor. Uncomfortable but I say fine. I leave for Webster from Pflugerville which is in the Austin area... I ask for the address. He gives it to me. I punch it into my GPS but the address didn't exactly come up but I figured it wouldn't be hard. I drive four hours and near Webster before picking up my phone only to find a message from swt saying that his "friend" forgot about me and left to go play poker. Infuriated I decide to go to the address anyway since i was already in Webster. I ended up staring at a big empty field. Bogus address. ABSOLUTELY BOGUS!!!!!!

Next day, I go to the game and tell this to a couple of people who then proceeded to tell me that they have had shady dealings with swtbound as a buyer who did not pay for items that he had ordered.

Almost another week has passed without him making good on his empty promises. I'm done with it.

Give me my money back. Every last cent.


I ordered two jerseys also. Last I heard from him was right after Nitro went to Webster, though I did not know it at the time. He told me the jerseys had been mailed that day. They still have not shown up.

I am also done, just give me my money back. Every last cent.

Real shame to find someone doing this to people that trusted them.

Never again.

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 07:05 PM
I am sorry to hear about this. I hope this person refunds your money ASAP.

JB
12-02-2010, 07:18 PM
I am sorry to hear about this. I hope this person refunds your money ASAP.

Thank you! I really don't quite know how to handle this. I am old school. And I am an old curmudgeon.

I know how I would handle it in any other situation, but I am in a quandry here because I consider all of TTMB to be extended family.

Perhaps I just found out who the red-headed step child of this family is...

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 07:20 PM
Thank you! I really don't quite know how to handle this. I am old school. And I am an old curmudgeon.

I know how I would handle it in any other situation, but I am in a quandry here because I consider all of TTMB to be extended family.

Perhaps I just found out who the red-headed step child of this family is...

Thing is, I came here becuase my roommate is a user here and he always talked about how great this place was and what a great community it was. It be unfortunate if one of the family did this.

Excuse me for thinking it, I just hope this whole thing was not one giant scam to get drug money...

JB
12-02-2010, 07:52 PM
Thing is, I came here becuase my roommate is a user here and he always talked about how great this place was and what a great community it was. It be unfortunate if one of the family did this.

Excuse me for thinking it, I just hope this whole thing was not one giant scam to get drug money...

Alas, that is what it is looking like...

Texan_Bill
12-02-2010, 08:46 PM
If you want the NFL, go to the NFL!!!

I'm sorry. Those of you that know me broke down and spent a lot of money for Authentic custom jerseys!!! I also, spent money at the NFL.com for other customized jerseys (not authentic, but replicas), and I have been very, very pleased..


Remember, you get what you pay for. :D

JB
12-02-2010, 08:48 PM
If you want the NFL, go to the NFL!!!

I'm sorry. Those of you that know me broke down and spent a lot of money for Authentic custom jerseys!!! I also, spent money at the NFL.com for other customized jerseys (not authentic, but replicas), and I have been very, very pleased..


Remember, you get what you pay for. :D



Thanks for your support...:sarcasm:

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 09:10 PM
Alas, that is what it is looking like...

I am amazed he has the cojenes to even come back to the board.

JB
12-02-2010, 09:15 PM
I am amazed he has the cojenes to even come back to the board.

If you mean cojones, I agree...

swtbound07
12-02-2010, 09:29 PM
This has been a colossal screwup on my part from the start. The guy I partnered with and I backed has kinda screwed me. The jerseys I have you guys will have. The money you spent will be refunded anyway. I clearly am in way over my head with this stuff. I shipped once, and had it bounce back for insufficient postage. I'll make this right. You shouldn't have to pay for my stupidity, and I'm done selling jerseys. Not worth this.

OzzO
12-02-2010, 09:40 PM
Thanks for posting - I sent ya an email earlier.

swtbound07
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
Thanks for posting - I sent ya an email earlier.

Missed that earlier. Replying now

NitroGSXR
12-02-2010, 10:06 PM
This has been a colossal screwup on my part from the start. The guy I partnered with and I backed has kinda screwed me. The jerseys I have you guys will have. The money you spent will be refunded anyway. I clearly am in way over my head with this stuff. I shipped once, and had it bounce back for insufficient postage. I'll make this right. You shouldn't have to pay for my stupidity, and I'm done selling jerseys. Not worth this.
I call BULLSHIT.

Only way you can make it right is to refund my money IMMEDIATELY. You gave me a BOGUS address.

PATHETIC!

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 10:14 PM
If you mean cojones, I agree...

Thanks, I have no idea how to spell it.

Doppelganger
12-02-2010, 10:16 PM
I call BULLSHIT.

Only way you can make it right is to refund my money IMMEDIATELY. You gave me a BOGUS address.

PATHETIC!

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swtbound07
12-02-2010, 10:32 PM
I call BULLSHIT.

Only way you can make it right is to refund my money IMMEDIATELY. You gave me a BOGUS address.

PATHETIC!

for the record.

I gave you 535 W. Nasa parkway. Thats my address. Its the solano apartment complex. You can google it if you want to.

NitroGSXR
12-02-2010, 10:43 PM
for the record.

I gave you 535 W. Nasa parkway. Thats my address. Its the solano apartment complex. You can google it if you want to.

Really?!?! 535? And now it's an apartment? You're full of shit. You have held me hostage for over 32 days. You have overstepped my genrosity and trust because you can't get your shit together nor can you come clean. NOT ONCE DID YOU CALL ME!!!! Spineless is what you are. I'm done chasing you down. D-O-N-E.

Give me back my money. I worked hard for it.

JB
12-02-2010, 11:28 PM
It's fixing to get ugly.

Joe Texan
12-02-2010, 11:29 PM
Man SWT Ben you must be a real tool, I thought so before but then we talked and I changed my mind. Well Now I have changed my mind again as you have screwed some friends that I told to trust your ass. You need to refund the money and I am going to the police to see what charges you can recieve for this. Mail fraud comes to mind but whatever it is you will soon find out. NOW PAY THESE HONEST HARD WORKING PEOPLE BACK THIER MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NitroGSXR
12-02-2010, 11:34 PM
Man SWT Ben you must be a real tool, I thought so before but then we talked and I changed my mind. Well Now I have changed my mind again as you have screwed some friends that I told to trust your ass. You need to refund the money and I am going to the police to see what charges you can recieve for this. Mail fraud comes to mind but whatever it is you will soon find out. NOW PAY THESE HONEST HARD WORKING PEOPLE BACK THIER MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm game for pressing charges. Tell me how. I have each and every text message he sent me including the BOGUS address.

swtbound07
12-03-2010, 12:29 AM
I'm game for pressing charges. Tell me how. I have each and every text message he sent me including the BOGUS address.

i already am processing your refunds through paypal. Not trying to keep your money nitro.

Texan_Bill
12-03-2010, 07:53 AM
Ouch!!

Texanmike02
12-03-2010, 08:04 AM
Yeah. Ben and I pretty much hate each other outside of the football part... I still don't think he'd screw anyone over.

Mike

Sorry guys. For the record I bought two jerseys. Almost bought a third. I should of kept my mouf shut. I hope nobody bought one because I said he wouldn't screw anyone over.

Mike

*edit* I am more mad now that I was when I wrote that post. I should have known. I was ready to order for my friends and family too. Thank God I didn't. I was wondering when they would be here.. was starting to get a little worried and then saw this thread. I can deal with the fact that I made a stupid decision to trust someone and my lose money out of the ordeal, but I figured 10k posts meant you were a little committed to the community. WTF was I thinking?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I consider you guys to be just like family. As big of a fan as I am, tailgating with you guys is as much a part of the fun of the game as anything else. Man I'm sick about this. I've bought tickets (for quite a bit more money) off of here and so I figured this was pretty safe.

Texanmike02
12-03-2010, 05:27 PM
OK. I made the suggestion in private and I'm going to make it publicly. Its my suggestion and honestly its up to Ben to do what he wants. I was pissed but I realize that stuff happens in life.

Ben,

Post something on the board. Explain the situation and what happened. If you got over your head in this then say so. Life happens and we are all friends on here. People are pissed because it looks like this is a scam. My advice is that you give everyone a choice. Let them either get a full refund. Post that you will be automatically processing refunds for people if they don't reply by a certain date. I would say EARLY next week to give people on the board a chance to see this message. Tell them if they still want their jersey to contact you and that you will give them a discount of some percentage. 10/25, whatever it is a show of good faith. There will be people that want their refund immediately and just do that. It isn't realistic for you to eat everyone's money and nobody, I believe, really expects that. Whatever date you say though, you ABSOLUTELY MUST follow through. If its going to take you a week to get the money together then say so. Don't give a deadline that you can't meet. That will, from what I can tell, get people to consider taking legal action.

We know you're not in an easy situation and once people start to see that you're trying to make amends they will be more likely to understand. I wouldn't be aggressive OR private. Do everything publicly. Nobody wants to be promised the world they just want what you can realistically do and I don't think anyone wants you to eat the price of their jersey.

This place kind of like a family. Treat people like they are though and just be honest about the situation. I'm kind of a newcomer here. I've only been around a couple of years, and we talk about personal situations and important stuff. We ask for advice. Maybe you're scamming, and that will come out too... but if you really want to fix it and continue your friendships you need to do something... and tell people what's going on. You've got their money and they have a right to know why they don't have a jersey or their money back by now.



To everyone else:

You might think I'm being too easy. Lets remember we've all, especially in our youth 'you ol' timers you', promised something and then not been able to deliver. I don't care what the reason was, we got scared and only made the situation worse. I know Ben's talked to some people offline and do as you people wish. I'm trying to make it easy to fix and give Ben an out. God knows I made mistakes when I was trying to run a computer business about Ben's age. It cost me more than I put into it and I still wound up with people unsatisfied, but thankfully I had someone give me some good advice. Ben if you make it right and give the whole, real story you'll regain some of what you lost. That's not an easy thing to do. You can also just ignore me or go the other way. If you're scamming it will be easy to tell. If it was an honest mistake then just man up and people are much more likely to give you a break. I wouldn't do any more private communication though. Do it all above board so everyone has the same story and noone is wondering what is going on (other than payment/personal information of course). Make your commitments here though.

Mike

Yankee_In_TX
12-04-2010, 10:40 AM
This has been a colossal screwup on my part from the start. The guy I partnered with and I backed has kinda screwed me. The jerseys I have you guys will have. The money you spent will be refunded anyway. I clearly am in way over my head with this stuff. I shipped once, and had it bounce back for insufficient postage. I'll make this right. You shouldn't have to pay for my stupidity, and I'm done selling jerseys. Not worth this.

Buddy, don't pull a Clemens. If you want to make this right be honest with everyone.

Did your buddy have a jersey store, or did you and a friend decide to try to resell counterfeit jerseys (i.e. China, etc.) for a mark up and make a little money for being the middle man?

Honestly, there's nothing wrong with wanting to make a little money and if things went wrong, just tell everyone things went wrong. After that you can work with folks to make things right.

*edit* What Mike said

JB
12-04-2010, 02:22 PM
Just wanted to let everyone know I got my jersey's from swt today. Very nice jerseys. I will try to post pics later, but I am happy. Took a bit long to get them, but the quality is higher than I expected.

alphajoker
12-04-2010, 04:29 PM
Just wanted to let everyone know I got my jersey's from swt today. Very nice jerseys. I will try to post pics later, but I am happy. Took a bit long to get them, but the quality is higher than I expected.

If they came from China better hope they don't have any lead in them. ;)

Yankee_In_TX
12-04-2010, 06:10 PM
If they came from China better hope they don't have any lead in them. ;)

I think everyone who bought China knock offs has been really happy with them.

drs23
12-05-2010, 10:03 AM
Just wanted to let everyone know I got my jersey's from swt today. Very nice jerseys. I will try to post pics later, but I am happy. Took a bit long to get them, but the quality is higher than I expected.

Great to hear that JB. Saw Nitro's sig the other day and wondered what that was about, then found this thread today. What an ordeal! From the "grassy lot" to a mention of drugs...What a saga! Glad it worked out for at least one person. Maybe now no one's gotta "Get a rope!"

Damn!

OzzO
12-05-2010, 11:24 AM
Just met up with Ben, real nice guy, and recieved my 2 jerseys. Thanks for meeting up with me in mid-Houston. Sorry this has been such an ordeal for you and hope other parts of your life go a little smoother than this has been.

Blake
12-05-2010, 06:33 PM
:popcorn:

JMO but the jerseys that swtbound posted look just like the $25 Chinese knock offs. You can tell from the LARGE numbers and floppy collar. I ordered some from someone else on this board (element337), but I paid $25 and expected Chinese knock offs. Also had a bit of a delay issue from the shipping from China.

JB
12-05-2010, 06:39 PM
:popcorn:

JMO but the jerseys that swtbound posted look just like the $25 Chinese knock offs. You can tell from the LARGE numbers and floppy collar. I ordered some from someone else on this board (element337), but I paid $25 and expected Chinese knock offs. Also had a bit of a delay issue from the shipping from China.

I compared my red Mario to my authenic red AJ. The only difference I can see is that the letters are very slightly smaller.

3rd and Inches
12-05-2010, 08:02 PM
Glad everything (for the most part) got straightened out for you guys. While y'all are at it.. would you like to buy me some beer? :lol:

JB
12-05-2010, 08:04 PM
Glad everything (for the most part) got straightened out for you guys. While y'all are at it.. would you like to buy me some beer? :lol:

Absolutely! :barman:

3rd and Inches
12-05-2010, 08:07 PM
Absolutely! :barman:

haha Thanks pal! Seriously tho.. glad stuff got straightened out.. seemed like a mess there..

JB
12-05-2010, 08:08 PM
haha Thanks pal! Seriously tho.. glad stuff got straightened out.. seemed like a mess there..

Mostly a communication breakdown...


you've probably experienced those a time or two...:kitten:

3rd and Inches
12-05-2010, 08:12 PM
Mostly a communication breakdown...


you've probably experienced those a time or two...:kitten:

Me? Never! hahahaa

JB
12-05-2010, 08:13 PM
:lol: :ok:

Texan_Bill
12-05-2010, 08:24 PM
Glad everything (for the most part) got straightened out for you guys. While y'all are at it.. would you like to buy me some beer? :lol:

Absolutely! :barman:

haha Thanks pal! Seriously tho.. glad stuff got straightened out.. seemed like a mess there..

I'd be honored to buy y'all a beer!!! :handshake:

3rd and Inches
12-05-2010, 08:25 PM
I'd be honored to buy y'all a beer!!! :handshake:

The feelin' is mutual Bill!

NitroGSXR
12-05-2010, 08:34 PM
haha Thanks pal! Seriously tho.. glad stuff got straightened out.. seemed like a mess there..
Saga ain't over yet. I am glad for the others but i am still shit out of luck.

My refund is still "processing."

3rd and Inches
12-05-2010, 08:35 PM
Saga ain't over yet. My refund is still "pending."

Did you try to get it refunded through paypal(if you used that)? Paypal usually takes awhile to refund things for some reason. Took me a month one time.

Blake
12-05-2010, 08:56 PM
Saga ain't over yet. I am glad for the others but i am still shit out of luck.

My refund is still "processing."

Did he submit the refund or are you disputing it with paypal at this point?

lol @ the sig Nitro! Funny stuff!

swtbound07
12-05-2010, 11:14 PM
nitro will have his jerseys monday and his refund tuesday according to the tracking I have. if neither have gone thru by wednesday morning let me know and i'll cancel the paypal and overnight you a money order.

NitroGSXR
12-06-2010, 10:12 AM
nitro will have his jerseys monday and his refund tuesday according to the tracking I have. if neither have gone thru by wednesday morning let me know and i'll cancel the paypal and overnight you a money order.

Really? Is this so-called tracking number 0310 1230 0001 0017 2812. If so... you sure are having the WORST luck.

All I want is my money rightfully returned to me. Nothing less nothing more.

NitroGSXR
12-06-2010, 10:40 AM
Did you try to get it refunded through paypal(if you used that)? Paypal usually takes awhile to refund things for some reason. Took me a month one time.

Did he submit the refund or are you disputing it with paypal at this point?

lol @ the sig Nitro! Funny stuff!

Nothing has been initiated within Paypal by swt. Just more empty promises is all it is at this point. USPS can't seem to get my package to me so he's gonna have them bring me a money order on Wednesday? Ugh. He's in charge so whatever.

The tracking number was encouraging but now the package has been "missent". A blunder on the USPS but my breaking point was reached when my drive to Webster from North Austin for became a total loss.

All I know is that I am still SOL.

Doppelganger
12-06-2010, 11:11 AM
Wow. I am sorry man. I was hoping the Saga would have concluded by now. Hopefully it will be over on Wednesday.

Stemp
12-06-2010, 11:18 AM
Nothing has been initiated within Paypal by swt. Just more empty promises is all it is at this point. USPS can't seem to get my package to me so he's gonna have them bring me a money order on Wednesday? Ugh. He's in charge so whatever.

The tracking number was encouraging but now the package has been "missent". A blunder on the USPS but my breaking point was reached when my drive to Webster from North Austin for became a total loss.

All I know is that I am still SOL.

If he is sending you money or funding his paypal account via eCheck or pulled from his checking/savings account, it can take several days for the payment to clear. However, it seems like he should have just sent you money order. Though I wouldn't trust USPS not to lose it, which is why I try to send important stuff using UPS or FedEx.

Texanmike02
12-06-2010, 12:27 PM
Sometimes I think I should just MMODB (Mind My Own Damn Business). I hope noone has hard feelings for me turning this into a public discussion but at this point I think that needed to happen. Hopefully everyone (including me) gets this resolved to their satisfaction.

Something about don't mix business and friends... where was I reading that?

Mike

Blake
12-06-2010, 12:42 PM
Sometimes I think I should just MMODB (Mind My Own Damn Business). I hope noone has hard feelings for me turning this into a public discussion but at this point I think that needed to happen. Hopefully everyone (including me) gets this resolved to their satisfaction.

Something about don't mix business and friends... where was I reading that?

Mike
Damn you Mike! I blame the entire contents of this thread on you! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

/sarcasm

To be honest, I would rather hear that you had a good dealing with someone I dont know, and was about to entrust with money for product. My own personal rule is a $100 limit. If it blows up in my face, well then I am out $100. :cowboy1:

Seņor Stan
12-06-2010, 01:23 PM
Damn you Mike! I blame the entire contents of this thread on you! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

/sarcasm

To be honest, I would rather hear that you had a good dealing with someone I dont know, and was about to entrust with money for product. My own personal rule is a $100 limit. If it blows up in my face, well then I am out $100. :cowboy1:

I have a jersey for sale. It is $99.99. Let me know if you are interested :)

Texanmike02
12-06-2010, 01:40 PM
Damn you Mike! I blame the entire contents of this thread on you! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

/sarcasm

To be honest, I would rather hear that you had a good dealing with someone I dont know, and was about to entrust with money for product. My own personal rule is a $100 limit. If it blows up in my face, well then I am out $100. :cowboy1:

Well what I'm most worried about is taking sides. I feel bad about Nitro's situation and I don't want anyone thinking that I am defending SWT. I don't want SWT thinking I've already made a final determination either.

I just want everyone to get along on here. (Man, I never thought I would use that combination of words together.) If SWT screws everyone over and we have a rift that will, in my opinion, be kind of the end of the family aptmosphere on here. I don't want that. At the same time, if it is a string of unfortunate circumstances, even if he directly contributes to them, then he needs to have the opportunity to correct it publically. Even if its corrected privately, if the rest of the people don't know it went well then there will again be the same division.

Damn me for wanting to preserve an environment I finde condusive to fighting in!

Mike

Mr. White
12-06-2010, 01:44 PM
I have a jersey for sale. It is $99.99. Let me know if you are interested :)

I sell vintage jerseys. These are classic throwbacks....

Carr, Sharper, and Glenn.

Seņor Stan
12-06-2010, 01:48 PM
I sell vintage jerseys. These are classic throwbacks....

Carr, Sharper, and Glenn.

Don't forget the ever popular Boselli.

Yankee_In_TX
12-06-2010, 01:55 PM
Well what I'm most worried about is taking sides. I feel bad about Nitro's situation and I don't want anyone thinking that I am defending SWT. I don't want SWT thinking I've already made a final determination either.

I just want everyone to get along on here. (Man, I never thought I would use that combination of words together.) If SWT screws everyone over and we have a rift that will, in my opinion, be kind of the end of the family aptmosphere on here. I don't want that. At the same time, if it is a string of unfortunate circumstances, even if he directly contributes to them, then he needs to have the opportunity to correct it publically. Even if its corrected privately, if the rest of the people don't know it went well then there will again be the same division.

Damn me for wanting to preserve an environment I finde condusive to fighting in!

Mike

Mike, Mike, Mike..... There have been plenty of people on here who did something that annoyed/frightened/scared/caused divorces/etc. and they went away or were banned when they got rude.

The site will go on :kitten:

NitroGSXR
12-06-2010, 02:01 PM
Well what I'm most worried about is taking sides. I feel bad about Nitro's situation and I don't want anyone thinking that I am defending SWT. I don't want SWT thinking I've already made a final determination either.

I just want everyone to get along on here. (Man, I never thought I would use that combination of words together.) If SWT screws everyone over and we have a rift that will, in my opinion, be kind of the end of the family aptmosphere on here. I don't want that. At the same time, if it is a string of unfortunate circumstances, even if he directly contributes to them, then he needs to have the opportunity to correct it publically. Even if its corrected privately, if the rest of the people don't know it went well then there will again be the same division.

Damn me for wanting to preserve an environment I finde condusive to fighting in!

Mike

You think too much. My posts are aimed with making progress in this "unfortunate" business transaction. I am an unhappy customer. It's got nothing to do with taking sides. Nothing!! Don't believe me? Watch just how fast I shut up and forget this ever happened when I get my refund.

Now... relax, Mike

80tothezone
12-06-2010, 10:52 PM
You think too much.

You and my ex wife should talk. LMAO.


Mike
^^^^
At least you know its legit! See all of you fools, always saying "Why do you sign your name at the end!"


*edit* I'm on my brother's computer. Didn't even know he was a member, expected the login screen, instead I'm looking at my post with a strange name.

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 11:17 AM
Really? Is this so-called tracking number 0310 1230 0001 0017 2812. If so... you sure are having the WORST luck.

All I want is my money rightfully returned to me. Nothing less nothing more.

Looks like swt's and Nitro's lucks are changing somewhat.

Out for delivery.

Let's see if it actually makes it to my door this time around. Mailman comes in about an hour.

Stemp
12-07-2010, 11:57 AM
Looks like swt's and Nitro's lucks are changing somewhat.

Out for delivery.

Let's see if it actually makes it to my door this time around. Mailman comes in about an hour.

Watch is be the wrong size jersey. :stirpot:

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 12:00 PM
Watch is be the wrong size jersey. :stirpot:

What if it's a Carr jersey....

OzzO
12-07-2010, 12:07 PM
What if you actually get what you paid for....

BIG TORO
12-07-2010, 01:07 PM
What if you actually get what you paid for....

Actually what they paid for was suppose to be Authentic NFL gear, from what I saw in the pictures and from what I hear, what people are getting is decent quality 20 buck chineese jerseys!:stirpot:

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 01:14 PM
What if you actually get what you paid for....
LMAO. Jerseys just arrived.

I ordered..

XXL RED CUSHING
XL BLUE FOSTER
MED YOUTH BLUE CUSHING.

What I actually got...

XXL RED FOSTER
XL BLUE CUSHING

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AGAIN, SWTBOUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Actually... don't bother you lying thieving piece of shit.

scourge
12-07-2010, 01:20 PM
I can't help but LOL at NH's posts. Not that this situation is anything to laugh at, and I'd be furious too, but he calls it like he sees it and desn't pull any punches. He even was sympathic about swt's issues and tried to relay the message before this whole situation went to shit.

In the end, whether it was a drug problem or a shady partner, this is all on swt. So far, he doesn't appear to have made it right or put much effort into doing so.

swtbound07
12-07-2010, 01:22 PM
LMAO. Jerseys just arrived.

I ordered..

XXL RED CUSHING
XL BLUE FOSTER
MED YOUTH BLUE CUSHING.

What I actually got...

XXL RED FOSTER
XL BLUE CUSHING

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AGAIN, SWTBOUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Actually... don't bother you lying thieving piece of shit.

gotta be f'ing kidding me. You have the other mikes jerseys. shit. still sending you the money order tomorrow as per my earlier post.

Stemp
12-07-2010, 01:23 PM
LMAO. Jerseys just arrived.

I ordered..

XXL RED CUSHING
XL BLUE FOSTER
MED YOUTH BLUE CUSHING.

What I actually got...

XXL RED FOSTER
XL BLUE CUSHING

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AGAIN, SWTBOUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Actually... don't bother you lying thieving piece of shit.

So you only got 2 of 3 and the 2 were the wrong color and player?

Damn.....

Texanmike02
12-07-2010, 01:42 PM
LMAO. Jerseys just arrived.

I ordered..

XXL RED CUSHING
XL BLUE FOSTER
MED YOUTH BLUE CUSHING.

What I actually got...

XXL RED FOSTER
XL BLUE CUSHING

EXPLAIN YOURSELF AGAIN, SWTBOUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Actually... don't bother you lying thieving piece of shit.


Can I haz my jerseys dude?

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 02:05 PM
Actually what they paid for was suppose to be Authentic NFL gear, from what I saw in the pictures and from what I hear, what people are getting is decent quality 20 buck chineese jerseys!:stirpot:

The Foster jersey actually looks very nice.

I got the sizes wrong.... here is exactly what I have...

Either a ladies or a youth XL (size 16-18) BLUE CUSHING.

SIZE 54 RED FOSTER.

This nightmare won't end...

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 02:14 PM
Can I haz my jerseys dude?

Mike
Are they really yours?

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 02:18 PM
gotta be f'ing kidding me. You have the other mikes jerseys. shit. still sending you the money order tomorrow as per my earlier post.

$210 just to be clear. You're just not taking anything seriously here. Thanks, ben... ****ing thanks...

Now... what about Texanmike's jerseys. What do you want me to do with them?

Blake
12-07-2010, 02:19 PM
$210 just to be clear. You're just not taking anything seriously here. Thanks, ben... ****ing thanks...

Now... what about Texanmike's jerseys. What do you want me to do with them?

To make things easy, just send them to me. Ill send them to Stemp, who will send them to Big Torro who can send them to TexanMike. Then we will bill SWT.

EASY PEASY.

BIG TORO
12-07-2010, 02:24 PM
To make things easy, just send them to me. Ill send them to Stemp, who will send them to Big Torro who can send them to TexanMike. Then we will bill SWT.

EASY PEASY.

If you send them to me, I'm sending them back to china so they can try this shit again!

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 02:28 PM
I can't help but LOL at NH's posts. Not that this situation is anything to laugh at, and I'd be furious too, but he calls it like he sees it and desn't pull any punches. He even was sympathic about swt's issues and tried to relay the message before this whole situation went to shit.

In the end, whether it was a drug problem or a shady partner, this is all on swt. So far, he doesn't appear to have made it right or put much effort into doing so.

I hate dragging people's name through the mud. It makes me feel dirty. I'm actually a nice guy. I'm just sick about all of this...being lied to over and over is just a lousy feeling. Especially from a guy I so wanted to respect.

I don't know what else to do...

scourge
12-07-2010, 02:56 PM
I don't like dragging others through the mud either, and I've always thought you to be a nice guy. In your shoes, I'd probably be doing the same.

The funny part was just how this whole thread has evolved from start to finish. In the beginning when others had doubts, you defended him. Then you have this happen to you. Like another had said back at the start, 8k+ posts doesn't necessarily mean someone on the internet should be trusted, even ones that you may at some point meet in person at a tailgate, watch party, etc... Even swt said that he wouldn't ever screw anyone over from this message board.

Yet here we are.

Stemp
12-07-2010, 03:20 PM
I hate dragging people's name through the mud. It makes me feel dirty. I'm actually a nice guy. I'm just sick about all of this...being lied to over and over is just a lousy feeling. Especially from a guy I so wanted to respect.

I don't know what else to do...

If you guys have each other's jersey orders, you can probably just swap at MNF, assuming you both with be there.

You can then come over and get drunk on my homebrew at our tailgate :lol:

Seņor Stan
12-07-2010, 03:26 PM
To make things easy, just send them to me. Ill send them to Stemp, who will send them to Big Torro who can send them to TexanMike. Then we will bill SWT.

EASY PEASY.

no no no...

Sent them to the Nigerian Prince along with a cashiers check and he will send you his fortune! Everyone get's rich!

80tothezone
12-07-2010, 04:14 PM
Nitro- If you can do with the wrong color jerseys, have him send you the kids jersey and he can send me your jerseys.

I understand if you don't want to do it that way, I don't care what color the jerseys are.

Mike

Texanmike02
12-07-2010, 04:19 PM
Nitro- If you can do with the wrong color jerseys, have him send you the kids jersey and he can send me your jerseys.

I understand if you don't want to do it that way, I don't care what color the jerseys are.

Mike

Dammit. I did it again.

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 04:30 PM
Nitro- If you can do with the wrong color jerseys, have him send you the kids jersey and he can send me your jerseys.

I understand if you don't want to do it that way, I don't care what color the jerseys are.

Mike

Ugh. I don't understand? Are you saying these are yours?

Blake
12-07-2010, 04:57 PM
Ugh. I don't understand? Are you saying these are yours?

TexanMike is "the other mike" so yes, you have his jerseys. :tiphat:

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 05:01 PM
TexanMike is "the other mike" so yes, you have his jerseys. :tiphat:

But 80tothezone posted that?

Ugh. Texanmike's an admitted former con artist so **** it. I don't know what to believe anymore. It's all lies! Lies!!!! EVERYBODY'S LYING TO ME!!!

*slunks into a state of paranoia*

:tinfoil:

Texanmike02
12-07-2010, 05:16 PM
But 80tothezone posted that?

Ugh. Texanmike's an admitted former con artist so **** it. I don't know what to believe anymore. It's all lies! Lies!!!! EVERYBODY'S LYING TO ME!!!

*slunks into a state of paranoia*

:tinfoil:

80tothezone is my brother. I was on his laptop and he had remember me.

I think they ARE my jerseys but you'll have to ask Nitro.


And that's the 3rd reference to me being a con artist. What gives?

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 05:45 PM
80tothezone is my brother. I was on his laptop and he had remember me.

I think they ARE my jerseys but you'll have to ask Nitro.


And that's the 3rd reference to me being a con artist. What gives?

Mike

That's only the second time and the firat was via PM. I was joking because this has been a gigantic con. I guess poorly executed joke. Forget it.

Gotcha on your brother. Ask me if those are your jerseys? Huh?

Texanmike02
12-07-2010, 05:48 PM
That's only the second time and the firat was via PM. I was joking because this has been a gigantic con. I guess poorly executed joke. Forget it.

Gotcha on your brother. Ask me if those are your jerseys? Huh?

LOL. OK I'm confused.

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-07-2010, 05:51 PM
80tothezone is my brother. I was on his laptop and he had remember me.

I think they ARE my jerseys but you'll have to ask Nitro.


And that's the 3rd reference to me being a con artist. What gives?

Mike

????????

Ask me what exactly?????

JB
12-07-2010, 05:55 PM
I know it doesn't make things right, or make anyone feel better, but I think this was an honest mistake.

Swt had orders from 2 different Mike's. Nitro was expecting one thing, but received what TexanMike had ordered for him & his son.

I don't know where the one's Nitro ordered went, or if anyone else has received the right or wrong jerseys. I did receive mine.


Lee

Texanmike02
12-07-2010, 06:01 PM
????????

Ask me what exactly?????

Not you. Ask SWT. My bad.

mike

Fred
12-07-2010, 06:32 PM
...
And that's the 3rd reference to me being a con artist. What gives?

Mike

Hmmm... Mike, are you a Nigerian prince? Let me send you a PM with my bank account information so you can deposit millions of dollars for me. LOL

gtexan02
12-07-2010, 08:50 PM
Im still waiting for swt to eat his hat, as promised in the thread "I promise to eat my Texans hat if Steve Slaton is not starting by game 1."

Lauren
12-07-2010, 09:24 PM
Finkle is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkle?

JB
12-07-2010, 09:30 PM
Finkle is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkle?

Yeah, pretty much.

Stemp
12-07-2010, 09:34 PM
Finkle is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkle?

And Texan_Bill is the slut!

Oh crap. Wrong movie!

JB
12-07-2010, 09:35 PM
And Texan_Bill is the slut!

Oh crap. Wrong movie!

But you are correct!

Yankee_In_TX
12-09-2010, 10:40 AM
Finkle is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkle?

/thread

texanfan2002114
12-09-2010, 11:28 AM
Wow, I'm so happy I didn't order but was happy to read the thread! Nitro I'm sorry for the all the crap you've been threw. I have had several internet dealing like this and they suck because there isn't much you can do. I hope you get your money back!

DoCRoN
12-09-2010, 11:58 AM
I just ordered a Battle Red Arian Foster jersey HERE (http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=8358507). I got a replica, not authentic, but something tells me I won't have any of the same issues as Nitro....

:spin:

NitroGSXR
12-09-2010, 12:42 PM
I just ordered a Battle Red Arian Foster jersey HERE (http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=8358507). I got a replica, not authentic, but something tells me I won't have any of the same issues as Nitro....

:spin:

For what it's worth, the Foster jersey that I recieved actually looks very nice but by no means did I think I was buying authentic at any time during this transaction. As somebody who has bought and sold a bunch on eBay... it ain't authentic unless it comes directly from the source.

I'm done crying about this though. I got conned plain and simple... no, I got robbed really. swtbound is a snake in the grass. Shame on him. That being said... this saga is over.

Life's too short to stay mad all the time. Gives me a headache. I'm a happy person in general and I'd like to get back to that. I can't promise that I'll not take a beer bottle to his head if I bumped into him at Reliant but this saga is over for now.

Lock this piece of shit thread up.

Element1337
12-09-2010, 08:28 PM
He made a killing off those jerseys. They are in fact nice quality knockoffs, he probably got them in the $20 range and marked them up to $75...

Blake
12-10-2010, 12:25 PM
He made a killing off those jerseys. They are in fact nice quality knockoffs, he probably got them in the $20 range and marked them up to $75...

I guess if you are going to pay $75 for a knock off, why not just get a real one for $200?

Thanks again Element for doing the bulk order for us and coming through. I know it was a pain in the ass for you, but i guess thats how things go when you are dealing with people on the internet.

NitroGSXR
12-10-2010, 01:07 PM
I guess if you are going to pay $75 for a knock off, why not just get a real one for $200?

Thanks again Element for doing the bulk order for us and coming through. I know it was a pain in the ass for you, but i guess thats how things go when you are dealing with people on the internet.

I shouldn't have to explain myself here but when you need 3... that's over $600. That's a lot of money. I don't have $600 for jerseys. I did have $210 and I wanted the best quality that I could purchase for that price. In essence, I was willing to pay for better knockoffs. However much swtbound paid for these jerseys matters none to me. I agreed to his price and that's that.

I just didn't know I was going to have our money OUTRIGHT STOLEN from us. $210 was a lot of money to us at this time of year, dude. Seriously. It's the ****ing holidays!! I hope some random girl catches swt under a mistletoe and gives him a healthy dose of herpes. 'Tis the season to be giving, right?

Blake
12-10-2010, 01:17 PM
I shouldn't have to explain myself here but when you need 3... that's over $600. That's a lot of money. I don't have $600 for jerseys. I did have $210 and I wanted the best quality that I could purchase for that price. In essence, I was willing to pay for better knockoffs. However much swtbound paid for these jerseys matters none to me. I agreed to his price and that's that.

You're right. Not trying to corner you here. Just my personal opinion. :handshake:

I just didn't know I was going to have our money OUTRIGHT STOLEN from us. $210 was a lot of money to us at this time of year, dude. Seriously. It's the ****ing holidays!! I hope some random girl catches swt under a mistletoe and gives him a healthy dose of herpes. 'Tis the season to be giving, right?

:spit: hahahaha That is just wrong Nitro!

NitroGSXR
12-12-2010, 07:24 AM
80tothezone is my brother. I was on his laptop and he had remember me.

I think they ARE my jerseys but you'll have to ask Nitro.


And that's the 3rd reference to me being a con artist. What gives?

Mike

Now are these your jerseys or not? Do you have mine? If so... I'm in Houston now... let's swap today.

NitroGSXR
12-12-2010, 07:37 AM
Wow, I'm so happy I didn't order but was happy to read the thread! Nitro I'm sorry for the all the crap you've been threw. I have had several internet dealing like this and they suck because there isn't much you can do. I hope you get your money back!

I was able to formally file charges with HPD last night. They were very interested after giving them a record of all communication between me and swtbound. A small claims filing will be done tomorrow am. Apparently dealing on the internet isn't as despondent as it used to be. If anybody else was duped in this thread and want to do something about it, contact me. We can lump it onto mine.

Santa, All I want for Christmas... is swtbound in jail.

Texanmike02
12-13-2010, 08:48 AM
Now are these your jerseys or not? Do you have mine? If so... I'm in Houston now... let's swap today.

Sorry. Just saw this. I don't have anything yet and I don't live in Houston, I live in Shreveport. If he sends me any I will be in houston new years weekend.

Mike

Doppelganger
12-13-2010, 09:24 AM
So, at the end of the day how many people actually got what they paid for?

This thread just keeps getting worse.

Seņor Stan
12-13-2010, 09:28 AM
Sorry. Just saw this. I don't have anything yet and I don't live in Houston, I live in Shreveport. If he sends me any I will be in houston new years weekend.

Mike

#kubiakbelievesinyou

NitroGSXR
12-13-2010, 09:43 AM
Sorry. Just saw this. I don't have anything yet and I don't live in Houston, I live in Shreveport. If he sends me any I will be in houston new years weekend.

Mike

When pigs fly. We'll go ahead and be keeping these then as per the advice of the Lt. we spoke with. We'll wear them tonight. Hope you get yours someday, Mike.

Yankee_In_TX
12-13-2010, 12:35 PM
I was able to formally file charges with HPD last night. They were very interested after giving them a record of all communication between me and swtbound. A small claims filing will be done tomorrow am. Apparently dealing on the internet isn't as despondent as it used to be. If anybody else was duped in this thread and want to do something about it, contact me. We can lump it onto mine.

Santa, All I want for Christmas... is swtbound in jail.

Knowing nothing about criminal law at ALL - I am pretty sure taking people's money by mail or internet is a big no no.

You may want to skip filing a small claims suit. A judgment is only as good as your ability to collect on it, and you can't get blood from a turnip. You'll most likely end up paying the filing fee, spend the time going to court, and end up with a worthless judgment

*But this is not legal advice and you should consult an attorney.*

Texanmike02
12-13-2010, 04:31 PM
When pigs fly. We'll go ahead and be keeping these then as per the advice of the Lt. we spoke with. We'll wear them tonight. Hope you get yours someday, Mike.

So should I keep yours if I get them? If I wind up with yours we'll keep the adults as I mentioned befoer and send you the kids. That kosher?

Mike

Texanmike02
12-13-2010, 04:33 PM
Knowing nothing about criminal law at ALL - I am pretty sure taking people's money by mail or internet is a big no no.

You may want to skip filing a small claims suit. A judgment is only as good as your ability to collect on it, and you can't get blood from a turnip. You'll most likely end up paying the filing fee, spend the time going to court, and end up with a worthless judgment

*But this is not legal advice and you should consult an attorney.*

Yeah. I can tell you that small claims court really doesn't do much for you. I know because I looked at going after someone after moving out of a rent house. Basically they didn't have the money for rent and small claims court was just going to tell them they had to pay. Sure it would have been a public judgment on their credit report but what did they care? They already had an eviction. Decided to not mess with it.

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-14-2010, 03:01 AM
So should I keep yours if I get them? If I wind up with yours we'll keep the adults as I mentioned befoer and send you the kids. That kosher?

Mike

No. Not kosher. We have one adult and one child. Missing one adult. Just wait and see what you get if you even get anything.

Texanmike02
12-14-2010, 07:20 AM
No. Not kosher. We have one adult and one child. Missing one adult. Just wait and see what you get if you even get anything.

Well if you put him in jail....

Just in case there was any confusion. They make Texas license plates there not Texans jerseys. If you want him to make jerseys for everyone send him to China.

Mike

Texanmike02
12-16-2010, 07:47 PM
So, I hate to ask but has anyone heard from Ben?

Mike

JB
12-16-2010, 07:49 PM
So, I hate to ask but has anyone heard from Ben?

Mike

Quieter than a church mouse...

Have you still not received yours?

NitroGSXR
12-16-2010, 07:49 PM
So, I hate to ask but has anyone heard from Ben?

Mike

If he ain't sitting in county then he's long gone.

I have his cellular number if you want it. Just PM me.

gary
12-16-2010, 09:20 PM
I have stayed out of this thread but I just think this whole thing is a mess. I hope this never happens again.

Texanmike02
12-17-2010, 04:24 PM
Quieter than a church mouse...

Have you still not received yours?

I never got anything. Kinda pissed that I was a nice guy over it.

Mike

charterTexanfan
12-18-2010, 11:35 PM
like a dumbass i read the first post and sent an email. After reading the rest, I'm glad i used my junk email address.

spurstexanstros
12-19-2010, 12:58 AM
good thing this mike didnt order anything, itwould have really messed things up

STS also Mike

Nitro...Ive met Texan Mike and he seems like good guy and so do you . Im sure mix up wasnt his fault.I read the thread and this seems like an honest mistake. SWt has been round here for years and i wouldnt think he would rip anyone off. All this has got to be a huge misunderstanding..sad to see TT on TT violence.

NitroGSXR
12-19-2010, 02:00 AM
good thing this mike didnt order anything, itwould have really messed things up

STS also Mike

Nitro...Ive met Texan Mike and he seems like good guy and so do you . Im sure mix up wasnt his fault.I read the thread and this seems like an honest mistake. SWt has been round here for years and i wouldnt think he would rip anyone off. All this has got to be a huge misunderstanding..sad to see TT on TT violence.

???

Texanmike and I are fine. I'm not sure why you think I have an issue with him? I think he catches sarcasm very well. If not, my bad.

Now...

Swtbound is a liar and a thief. A low-down double-crossing crook who made off with my money for his drug-induced tirages. After actually wearing the Foster jersey last Sunday, I don't even think I could have suckered you into buying that piece of shit jersey for 20 bucks. I know JB and others liked theirs but I was embarrased to take my jacket off. It sure had some snug cuffs on there! I think I was fooled by the illusion of a shiny bling-red jersey in a shrink-wrapped bag more than anything else. It didn't even have the same black tag as advertised from his Philadelphia Assante Samuel photo. Whatever his "excuse" is this time... tell it to HPD 'cause I'm done listening. My give-a-shit meter broke about two or three lies ago.

Around here for years? Really? Then all that tells me is that swtbound has grown into a thief and a liar.

$210 may not be a lot to most of you but we spent just about that on our two boy's christmas presents this year. We work very hard to stretch that kind of money... so yeah... I'm mad... Jerry Springer-mad.

:pissed:

Deep breaths, NitroHonda. Deep breaths....

the fact of the matter is... I'm better than being mad. It's tough when I shared genrosity then got served in return. I have to rethink my outlook on where I am sometimes. I gotta kick up on that internal spidey-sense up a little around here. Getting too comfortable. Lots of nice people but there's always a snake in the grass somewhere...

Oh well... what goes around, comes around.

Texanmike02
12-19-2010, 02:41 AM
good thing this mike didnt order anything, itwould have really messed things up

STS also Mike

Nitro...Ive met Texan Mike and he seems like good guy and so do you . Im sure mix up wasnt his fault.I read the thread and this seems like an honest mistake. SWt has been round here for years and i wouldnt think he would rip anyone off. All this has got to be a huge misunderstanding..sad to see TT on TT violence.

???

Texanmike and I are fine. I'm not sure why you think I have an issue with him? I think he catches sarcasm very well. If not, my bad.

Now...

Swtbound is a liar and a thief. A low-down double-crossing crook who made off with my money for his drug-induced tirages. After actually wearing the Foster jersey last Sunday, I don't even think I could have suckered you into buying that piece of shit jersey for 20 bucks. I know JB and others liked theirs but I was embarrased to take my jacket off. It sure had some snug cuffs on there! I think I was fooled by the illusion of a shiny bling-red jersey in a shrink-wrapped bag more than anything else. It didn't even have the same black tag as advertised from his Philadelphia Assante Samuel photo. Whatever his "excuse" is this time... tell it to HPD 'cause I'm done listening. My give-a-shit meter broke about two or three lies ago.

Around here for years? Really? Then all that tells me is that swtbound has grown into a thief and a liar.

$210 may not be a lot to most of you but we spent just about that on our two boy's christmas presents this year. We work very hard to stretch that kind of money... so yeah... I'm mad... Jerry Springer-mad.

:pissed:

Deep breaths, NitroHonda. Deep breaths....

the fact of the matter is... I'm better than being mad. It's tough when I shared genrosity then got served in return. I have to rethink my outlook on where I am sometimes. I gotta kick up on that internal spidey-sense up a little around here. Getting too comfortable. Lots of nice people but there's always a snake in the grass somewhere...

Oh well... what goes around, comes around.

Yeah. Nitro and I are absolutely fine. I can't believe this happened... but it did. I'm pissed, especially since I don't have squat... and I guess if anyone finds out anything let me know. SWT, I took up for you twice and heard nothing. I hope as a person he gets his issues straightened out but WTF?????

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-19-2010, 02:55 AM
Yeah. Nitro and I are absolutely fine. I can't believe this happened... but it did. I'm pissed, especially since I don't have squat... and I guess if anyone finds out anything let me know. SWT, I took up for you twice and heard nothing. I hope as a person he gets his issues straightened out but WTF?????

Mike

Happy holidays, Mike. Happy stinking holidays to you.

Bah humbug.

Joe Texan
12-20-2010, 03:44 PM
I apoligize to all of my friends for representing this Bozo as a good source, Not only did he steal from yall he stole from a handicapped family who have become great friends of mine. SWT you are a real piece of work, seems you might want to stuff some Vicodin up the tushy so you will have a supply in Jail, I am pretty sure I would not spit on SWT if he was on fire.

I am very sorry Nitrohonda and Mike and anybody else that got ripped off by this guy, Modern day Judas

Craig.
12-21-2010, 02:41 PM
Since you clearly didn't read the thread, I will go down tomorrow and take pictures of the product. Feel free to keep busting my balls about it though.

I knew something was fishy. I should have kept busting his balls.

Blake
12-21-2010, 02:45 PM
I knew something was fishy. I should have kept busting his balls.

Damnit Craig! I blame you for busting his balls. You created this entire thing!!!

:lol:

NitroGSXR
12-21-2010, 02:48 PM
I apoligize to all of my friends for representing this Bozo as a good source, Not only did he steal from yall he stole from a handicapped family who have become great friends of mine. SWT you are a real piece of work, seems you might want to stuff some Vicodin up the tushy so you will have a supply in Jail, I am pretty sure I would not spit on SWT if he was on fire.

I am very sorry Nitrohonda and Mike and anybody else that got ripped off by this guy, Modern day Judas

Thanks, Joe. We love you very much too!! You and many of Blue Crew are in our family photo album.

Just remember that we are not alllll that handicapped. We can do anything but hear.

JB
12-21-2010, 02:54 PM
Thanks, Joe. We love you very much too!! You and many of Blue Crew are in our family photo album.

Just remember that we are not alllll that handicapped. We can do anything but hear.

Really? I always thought we communicated well.

NitroGSXR
12-21-2010, 02:57 PM
Really? I always thought we communicated well.

I was born with a 120+ db hearing loss. You are a breeze to lipread.

JB
12-21-2010, 03:01 PM
I was born with a 120+ db hearing loss. You are a breeze to lipread.

I was just trying to be funny, but I don't know how to put that silly grin in my typing.

Texanmike02
12-21-2010, 06:52 PM
Completely off topic, but it seems like GHW Bush and Nitro could have one hell of an Abbot and Costello routine. I know he's good humored about it (I've been called a hearing asshole in jest before) and think it has potential to be, even in todays PC crazy society, hilarious.

Mike

NitroGSXR
12-21-2010, 07:06 PM
Completely off topic, but it seems like GHW Bush and Nitro could have one hell of an Abbot and Costello routine. I know he's good humored about it (I've been called a hearing asshole in jest before) and think it has potential to be, even in todays PC crazy society, hilarious.

Mike

I get robbed and now my disability is to be made into a laughingstock?

Man... this place is brutal...




:)

GlassHalfFull
12-21-2010, 07:08 PM
I get robbed and now my disability is to be made into a laughingstock?

Man... this place is hell...




:)

Could be worse. You could have a giant gumby in your yard.

NitroGSXR
12-21-2010, 07:10 PM
Could be worse. You could have a giant gumby in your yard.
Now THAT'S a handicap!

spurstexanstros
12-21-2010, 10:32 PM
misinterpreted a post between yall Nitro I guess.

3rd and Inches
12-22-2010, 01:05 AM
Could be worse. You could have a giant gumby of DOOM! in your yard.

Fixed it for ya!

Ckw
12-22-2010, 01:56 AM
Wow....

All I can say is I really didn't imagine that even swt could stoop this low. I am definitely glad I didn't fall for this scam. What a dirt bag...

Texanmike02
12-22-2010, 09:31 AM
the idea of you heckling GWH Bush in his "Read my lips, no new taxes" speech.

Hope you get a kick out of it.



"Read my lips"
"No New Taxes", as Nitro is saying "I am reading your lips"
'Huh"
"Huh"
"I was reading your lips"
"I didn't mean really read my lips"
"That's what I do"
"Do what?"
"I have to read your lips.. that's what you were saying isn't it"
"Yes son, but its just a figure of speech it wasn't a direct order"
"I was trying to figure out what you were saying"
"Well I was saying to read my lips"
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING"
"But why, I wasn't telling you to read my lips"
"Then why'd you say it?"
"Because I was trying to make a point"
"Well that's why I was reading your lips... so that I know what your point was"
"No, no... I wasn't worried about my lips"
"Huh"
"I literally can't hear you"
"Huh?"
(nitro points to his ears, frustrated by the man that is so obviously aloof)
"What? aww dammit, again... EVERYONE wants to talk about Ross Perot!!)


Mike

Texan_Bill
12-22-2010, 10:43 AM
WOW!! Just wow!

I haven't returned to this thread for a little while. That said, I can't believe all of the issues are STILL not resolved.

:kubepalm:

NitroGSXR
12-22-2010, 10:52 AM
WOW!! Just wow!

I haven't returned to this thread for a little while. That said, I can't believe all of the issues are STILL not resolved.

:kubepalm:

It'll never be resolved. Thieves are just that... thieves. All I can hope for is that justice gets served...

Texan_Bill
12-22-2010, 11:01 AM
It'll never be resolved. Thieves are just that... thieves. All I can hope for is that justice gets served...

You know, early on in this fiasco I truly believed that SWT did not screw anyone intentionally. That there was a mix up and things just went south. Now, I'm starting to wonder what his intentions truly were. I've had my disagreements with SWT (on a wide variety of topics), but I never thought he was capable of this. I'm still like "WOW"!

NitroGSXR
12-22-2010, 11:14 AM
You know, early on in this fiasco I truly believed that SWT did not screw anyone intentionally. That there was a mix up and things just went south. Now, I'm starting to wonder what his intentions truly were. I've had my disagreements with SWT (on a wide variety of topics), but I never thought he was capable of this. I'm still like "WOW"!

I still believe that happened. Thing is... he was given opportunity after opportunity to come clean. I would have waited as long as it took for him to make right on this. Once I drove four hours to a bogus address... it all changed. He got lost in his tangled web of lies.

Swtbound needs to learn to lie better or ****ing come clean. He's no better than his thieving sister (the Donaughy incident). Maybe she could use me as a character witness in their case?

3rd and Inches
12-22-2010, 11:15 AM
You know, early on in this fiasco I truly believed that SWT did not screw anyone intentionally. That there was a mix up and things just went south. Now, I'm starting to wonder what his intentions truly were. I've had my disagreements with SWT (on a wide variety of topics), but I never thought he was capable of this. I'm still like "WOW"!

Yeah it's crazy. But, I think, in all honesty, that if he really does have an addiction to precription meds. Then that's his main focus now. Addiction is crazy in the way things work. My brother was addicted to drugs.. and he turned into someone I didn't recognize. Stealing my pain pills prescribed by my oncologist.. it was nuts. Hopefully, he really does get help for his problem. If he does.. hopefully it'll be a 12 step program. If so, I'm quite sure Nitro and alot of other people are gonna be on the 4th and 5th steps of his process.

Blake
12-22-2010, 12:47 PM
Once I drove four hours to a bogus address... it all changed. He got lost in his tangled web of lies.

I still cant believe he allowed you to drive 4 hours to this fake address. What a scumbag.

3rd and Inches
12-22-2010, 12:56 PM
I still cant believe he allowed you to drive 4 hours to this fake address. What a scumbag.

I, personally, would have made a stuffed swt look-a-like and burned it in effigy at the fake address. But, I'm kinda off kilter in that regard.

Doppelganger
12-22-2010, 02:24 PM
I, personally, would have made a stuffed swt look-a-like and burned it in effigy at the fake address. But, I'm kinda off kilter in that regard.

"Ohhh,,,
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh...
You better not breathe, You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm tellin' you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!"

Screw you swtbound07. You will get yours one day.

NitroGSXR
12-22-2010, 04:19 PM
"Ohhh,,,
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh...
You better not breathe, You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm tellin' you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!"

Is this from the Simpsons?

Justice will be sufficent enough for me. And maybe throw in a 400lb homosexual cellmate named Tiny.

Doppelganger
12-22-2010, 06:01 PM
Is this from the Simpsons?

Justice will be sufficent enough for me. And maybe throw in a 400lb homosexual cellmate named Tiny.

Futurama. The story is that in the future they designed a robot top be Santa, since a Robot Santa would be more efficient. But, of course due to a programming error, the Robot Santa judged people too harshly and everyone was deemed to be naughty, except Zoidberg.

Robot Santa rides around in a sleigh and shoots people with missiles and the like. http://mibly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/robot-santa.jpg

One of my favorite lines is when Robot Santa is stuck in ice and cannot go out on mayhem. Bender dons the hat and becomes the "Good Santa" When he returns Robot Santa is free and gives Bender a gift.

Robot Santa: "By the way, Bender, here's a small token of my appreciation for being Santa while I was trapped in the ice."

Bender: "Ooh. Hey chief, you screwed up. There's nothing in here."

Robot Santa: "Oh, it might appear empty, but the message is clear. Play Santa again, and I'll kill you next year! Ho, ho, ho!"

NitroGSXR
12-22-2010, 06:04 PM
Futurama. The story is that in the future they designed a robot top be Santa, since a Robot Santa would be more efficient. But, of course due to a programming error, the Robot Santa judged people too harshly and everyone was deemed to be naughty, except Zoidberg.

Robot Santa rides around in a sleigh and shoots people with missiles and the like. http://mibly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/robot-santa.jpg

One of my favorite lines is when Robot Santa is stuck in ice and cannot go out on mayhem. Bender dons the hat and becomes the "Good Santa" When he returns Robot Santa is free and gives Bender a gift.

Robot Santa: "By the way, Bender, here's a small token of my appreciation for being Santa while I was trapped in the ice."

Bender: "Ooh. Hey chief, you screwed up. There's nothing in here."

Robot Santa: "Oh, it might appear empty, but the message is clear. Play Santa again, and I'll kill you next year! Ho, ho, ho!"

Absolutely. I loved that episode. I just couldn't put my finger on exactly which show it was.

Texanmike02
01-07-2011, 02:38 PM
So any word on SWT?

I'd kind of like my money or Jersey. (At this point I don't expect them but it would be nice) or at LEAST an apology.

Mike

Doppelganger
01-07-2011, 03:23 PM
So any word on SWT?

I'd kind of like my money or Jersey. (At this point I don't expect them but it would be nice) or at LEAST an apology.

Mike

The way things appeared to have gone down, I doubt he will ever show his face around here again. Too bad too. From what others have told me, he seemed like a pretty good poster, up until this.

Blake
01-07-2011, 03:31 PM
So are you saying the netbook I purchased from SWTbound is not legit?

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Keys1.jpg

NitroGSXR
01-07-2011, 04:14 PM
So any word on SWT?

I'd kind of like my money or Jersey. (At this point I don't expect them but it would be nice) or at LEAST an apology.

Mike

Your jibber-jabber is falling on Deaf ears... oh wait... I'm not the seller!

Doppelganger
01-07-2011, 05:24 PM
So are you saying the netbook I purchased from SWTbound is not legit?

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Keys1.jpg

SWTbound told me that he needed my help to transfer $50,000,000 out of the small African country of Zamunda. Unfortunately King Jaffe–Joffer, Queen Aoleon, Prince Akeem were poisoned by Colonel Izzi. SWTbound has informed that that fortunately Princess Lisa, who was visiting a McDowell's and was spared the carnage. However, in order to keep her safe, she and the $50,000,000 must be smuggled out of the country. If I agree to help, all I need to do is provide my bank account information (to wire the money into my safe account) and a small nominal $20,000 to bribe the bankers and guards in Zamunda. Once the princess is safe and all fees are paid, I will receive a 20% cut, SWTbound will receive a 50% cut, and Princess Lisa will keep the remaining 30%.

The last time I heard from him he said there was a difficulty in the wiring process, but assured me that he would personally take care of it.

Are you saying I have something to worry about?! :)

Craig.
01-07-2011, 05:41 PM
He's still lurking

Last Activity: 2 Days Ago


How come nobody's banned this douche nozzle?

NitroGSXR
01-07-2011, 07:48 PM
He's still lurking



How come nobody's banned this douche nozzle?

Good question. I would think that theft is a big forum no-no.

mattieuk
01-07-2011, 08:55 PM
He's still lurking

How come nobody's banned this douche nozzle?

Probably waiting around for everything to die down, so he can come back with another great deal for everyone.

Sadly I don't think anyone will hear from this 'man' again.

JB
01-07-2011, 08:58 PM
Probably waiting around for everything to die down, so he can come back with another great deal for everyone.

Sadly I don't think anyone will hear from this 'man' again.

I think he is already back on under a different user name...

Doppelganger
01-07-2011, 09:03 PM
I think he is already back on under a different user name...

I looked at the member list and it said SWTbound was last online 2 days ago.

Any idea what name he chose?

Ckw
01-07-2011, 09:04 PM
I think he is already back on under a different user name...

Yeah, EllisUnit right?

JB
01-07-2011, 09:09 PM
Yeah, EllisUnit right?

Maybe...


Mixgosu maybe?

3rd and Inches
01-08-2011, 09:01 AM
If he has come back under different names, that's pretty freakin' ballsy if you ask me. Not only has he hurt a lot of my close friends feelings of trust on here but he's hurt their wallets too. It kinda heightens my feelings of paranoia if he's come back under another name. I guess we'll have to wait and see if any "too good to be true" deals come floatin' along on the board during the off season.

Lauren
01-08-2011, 10:10 AM
Good question. I would think that theft is a big forum no-no.
Haha, really?

Texan_Bill
01-08-2011, 07:05 PM
So are you saying the netbook I purchased from SWTbound is not legit?

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Keys1.jpg

:spit:

BetaV1
01-08-2011, 09:09 PM
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(

JB
01-08-2011, 09:12 PM
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(

Just don't buy from anyone named swtbound... there are a few people out there that have delivered exactly what they proposed.

Doppelganger
01-08-2011, 09:21 PM
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(

If you are in Htown, it might be better to head to Academy or one of those sports stores or head to the NFL.com store. It might be a little more expensive, but look at it this way: its completely secure. You will get what you want. Go to a less secure route and you may pay your money and receive aggravation instead.

Pollardized
01-08-2011, 09:24 PM
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(

Beta, I may just the deal you are looking for. I am selling this vintage dav, um Matt Schaub #8 jersey for the super low price of $89.99. It is a great looking jersey that is sure to be better than anything swtbound sold people on here! See pic below:








http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/07/29/12229125/600xPopupGallery.jpg

JB
01-08-2011, 09:26 PM
Beta, I may just the deal you are looking for. I am selling this vintage dav, um Matt Schaub #8 jersey for the super low price of $89.99. It is a great looking jersey that is sure to be better than anything swtbound sold people on here! See pic below:








http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/07/29/12229125/600xPopupGallery.jpg








To be honest, I got what I ordered and paid for... but I think I was the only one that did.

Pollardized
01-08-2011, 09:30 PM
To be honest, I got what I ordered and paid for... but I think I was the only one that did.

JB, would you be interested in this really nice authentic, game day jersey I have for sale? This was worn in an actual game by a Houston Texan! On sale for only $109.99 today



http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/houston-texans-comin-atcha-ringer-shirt-3196825.jpg

JB
01-08-2011, 09:33 PM
JB, would you be interested in this really nice authentic, game day jersey I have for sale? This was worn in an actual game by a Houston Texan! On sale for only $109.99 today



http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/houston-texans-comin-atcha-ringer-shirt-3196825.jpg



You need to ask me again after anothe pint or so... That looks almost as good as my Dallas still sucks shirts... but I don't think they were quite that pricey.

Better make that ask me again after a quart or two...

Doppelganger
01-08-2011, 09:33 PM
JB, would you be interested in this really nice authentic, game day jersey I have for sale? This was worn in an actual game by a Houston Texan! On sale for only $109.99 today



http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/houston-texans-comin-atcha-ringer-shirt-3196825.jpg

How about this authentic game worn jersey for only $129.99

http://www.pinkflamingosports.com/img/3/540.jpg

Pollardized
01-08-2011, 09:35 PM
How about this authentic game worn jersey for only $129.99

http://www.pinkflamingosports.com/img/3/540.jpg

That's a steal!!!!!

JB
01-08-2011, 09:38 PM
:mariopalm: Dude you ain't even being realistic now! You gotta cover up the HWWNBN on the pink jersey with tape ala



http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/07/29/12229125/600xPopupGallery.jpg[/QUOTE]

Doppelganger
01-08-2011, 09:43 PM
:mariopalm: Dude you ain't even being realistic now! You gotta cover up the on the pink jersey with tape ala



http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/07/29/12229125/600xPopupGallery.jpg[/QUOTE]

But that was Carr's game worn pink jersey!!!! Its a collector's item!

is Carr=HWWNBN? What does that mean?

BetaV1
01-08-2011, 09:45 PM
If you are in Htown, it might be better to head to Academy or one of those sports stores or head to the NFL.com store. It might be a little more expensive, but look at it this way: its completely secure. You will get what you want. Go to a less secure route and you may pay your money and receive aggravation instead.

I'll likely have to splurge and buy online. I live in New Orleans, so it's obvious what team is exclusively carried here. As far as the price goes, I'm not ashamed to say that $80 is quite a bit of money to me. Could I afford it? Sure. Do I really want to spend $80 on a single piece of clothing? Honestly, no.

And thanks Pollardized for your extremely generous offer. :handshake:

Texanmike02
01-08-2011, 10:42 PM
But that was Carr's game worn pink jersey!!!! Its a collector's item!

is Carr=HWWNBN? What does that mean?[/QUOTE]

After he left for about six months he was still mentioned in every post. I called him He Who Will Not Be Named... I vowed to not say his name for a month or something like that... kind of playing off of The Village. I don't know if that's the origination but that's about as far back as I go.

Mike

GlassHalfFull
01-08-2011, 10:43 PM
But that was Carr's game worn pink jersey!!!! Its a collector's item!

is Carr=HWWNBN? What does that mean?[/QUOTE]


A bit of a take off of Harry Potter. He Who Will Not Be Named

Carr is the Voldemort of the Texans

Lauren
01-08-2011, 11:48 PM
You guys, DO NOT MAKE LIGHT OF THIS. Life and death, y'all. LIFE AND DEATH.

OzzO
01-09-2011, 10:44 AM
To be honest, I got what I ordered and paid for... but I think I was the only one that did.

I did as well. So, there's two.

FirstTexansFan
01-14-2011, 04:56 PM
Wow, talk about missing a thread, I didn't see this one until I caught the link in the NSZ. After reading through this, and seeing as JB is the only one claiming to have received his merchandise, I'm thinking he's in on this scam :sarcasm:

edit: We really need a DUCK: or :INCOMING: smiley :)

Doppelganger
01-14-2011, 04:59 PM
Wow, talk about missing a thread, I didn't see this one until I caught the link in the NSZ. After reading through this, and seeing as JB is the only one claiming to have received his merchandise, I'm thinking he's in on this scam :sarcasm:

edit: We really need a DUCK: or :INCOMING: smiley :)

JB was swtbound07!
The kind of man who could wrangle men like Nitrohonda and TexanMike.
The kind of man who could engineer a scam based on his years of contacts on Texans Talk.
The kind of man who could've killed the trust of Joe Texan!

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-25-most-shocking-moments-in-movie-history/13.-the-usual-suspects/574405-1-eng-US/13.-The-Usual-Suspects_imagelarge.jpg

:)

JB
01-14-2011, 05:23 PM
Wow, talk about missing a thread, I didn't see this one until I caught the link in the NSZ. After reading through this, and seeing as JB is the only one claiming to have received his merchandise, I'm thinking he's in on this scam :sarcasm:

edit: We really need a DUCK: or :INCOMING: smiley :)

Ozzo said he got his too.

JB was swtbound07!
The kind of man who could wrangle men like Nitrohonda and TexanMike.
The kind of man who could engineer a scam based on his years of contacts on Texans Talk.
The kind of man who could've killed the trust of Joe Texan!

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-25-most-shocking-moments-in-movie-history/13.-the-usual-suspects/574405-1-eng-US/13.-The-Usual-Suspects_imagelarge.jpg

:)



:foottap: Them there is fightin' words! :bat:

FirstTexansFan
01-14-2011, 05:38 PM
Ozzo said he got his too.


Well I guess I'll never make lead detective now! ;)

JB
01-14-2011, 05:42 PM
Well I guess I'll never make lead detective now! ;)


Actually, I think you did an above average job...

How about an extension?

FirstTexansFan
01-14-2011, 05:45 PM
Actually, I think you did an above average job...

How about an extension?

So I'm moving in the right direction? Thanks Mr. McNair! :)