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axman40
10-20-2010, 01:36 PM
Just saying what is the over /under on bye throwing for ???? yards?
:thinking::texflag:

drewmar74
10-20-2010, 02:04 PM
I'm thinking the bye hangs at least 350 and two TD's on our D.

JB
10-20-2010, 02:08 PM
I'm thinking the bye hangs at least 350 and two TD's on our D.

Expecting a big improvement this week are ya? Or is it that bye's offense is just weak?

brakos82
10-20-2010, 02:09 PM
Expecting a big improvement this week are ya? Or is it that bye's offense is just weak?

Well, it is full of no-namers.

HTown2ATX
10-20-2010, 02:24 PM
Defense has watershed week and holds opposition to 0 yards. Unfortunately it ends in a tie.

:bender: :tiphat:

drewmar74
10-20-2010, 02:25 PM
Expecting a big improvement this week are ya? Or is it that bye's offense is just weak?

That 350 number I threw out was just passing yards.....

redwhiteANDblue
10-20-2010, 03:24 PM
I'm expecting Kareem Jackson to end up slipping somewhere on the field

Texanmike02
10-20-2010, 05:14 PM
I'm expecting Kareem Jackson to end up slipping somewhere on the field

This is the only time that Molden will get past "out" on the injury report. He'll get a DNP coaches decision though.. and promptly pull a hamstring in the 4th quarter.

Mike

JB
10-20-2010, 05:52 PM
this is the only time that molden will get past "out" on the injury report. He'll get a dnp coaches decision though.. And promptly pull a hamstring in the 1st quarter.

Mike

Fify! :D

Pollardized
10-20-2010, 08:29 PM
I bet $20.00 KJAX gets burnt this Sunday at least once.




Maybe on his iron. Or the toaster. But rest assured, that brother will get burned......

axman40
10-20-2010, 08:32 PM
I bet $20.00 KJAX gets burnt this Sunday at least once.




Maybe on his iron. Or the toaster. But rest assured, that brother will get burned......
water bed heater?
:thinking:

devo-x
10-20-2010, 08:33 PM
How about an early preview of Colts Part 2? It would boost the Texans confidence to sweep the Colts this year

GuerillaBlack
10-20-2010, 08:41 PM
I predict Bye will throw for 325 yards and 4 TDs.

Goatcheese
10-20-2010, 08:47 PM
I predict the Texans will tie the worst all time bye week records. Least total offense, passing, rushing, scoring, total defense, rushing defense, scoring defense, YPA, etc.

Fortunately they won't break any of those records.

spurstexanstros
10-21-2010, 12:37 AM
Lorks takes are great and im sure he will be back after the bye..others...

I am wondering where the video evidence of shaub's poor play last week was
25 for 33, 300 yds and two tds, I am sure there is evidence that he coulda done better.

:cricket:


ok thats what I thought. True informed analysis goes both ways..Im just sayin.

Pollardized
10-21-2010, 07:10 AM
I found some serious trash talking from Bye this week on NSPN.

Bye QB Ima Noshow when asked about facing the Texans secondary: "You know, I'm excited to get out there and test those young corners. I haven't seen that much burning since I joined vince young in an all night jacuzzi jack fest down on South Congress."

Bye RB Gimpy (Ron Dayne) Directionless on the Texans pourous run D last week: "Those guys reminded me of my favorite swiss cheese fondue. Usually I just run at my O line and fall down. This week I'm expecting to run for at least 150 yards... by half time."

JB
10-21-2010, 07:12 AM
:lol:

awtysst
10-21-2010, 08:53 AM
I am going to out on a limb, and say the Texans D gives up 0 yards and 0 points to the Bye offense this week. The Bye Offense has been downright dreadful this year. I will have to do some research, but I don't think they have picked up a single point, let alone a yard.

Sadly, the Bye Defense has been lights out this year and has not given up a single yard or point. NOBODY has been able to do anything against them. I expect to see several of Bye's Defensive players in the Probowl this year. It may be early, but I am thinking they may have the Best D of all time...all time!

So I am going to say 0-0 draw.

V Man
10-21-2010, 09:28 AM
I found some serious trash talking from Bye this week on NSPN.



Bye RB Gimpy (Ron Dayne) Directionless on the Texans pourous run D last week: "Those guys reminded me of my favorite swiss cheese fondue. Usually I just run at my O line and fall down. This week I'm expecting to run for at least 150 yards... by half time."

You forgot to include the part where Dayne mentioned that he plans on giving one of his lineman a career-ending injury this week.:nolisten: