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silvrhand
10-18-2010, 03:01 PM
Is it me or does the camera always seem to catch Matt with the worst pose in a photo?

brakos82
10-18-2010, 03:10 PM
Besides the fact that he kinda looks like a stoner?

Yeah.

Also, I was just asking myself if Peyton had an audible that looked like that last night....

Mr. Texan
10-18-2010, 03:15 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/x5bgw3.jpg

silvrhand
10-18-2010, 03:16 PM
Ok now where is the chin picture?

gtexan02
10-18-2010, 03:17 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0618/nfl_i_schaub_480.jpg

Does not approve of this thread

BigBull17
10-18-2010, 03:22 PM
Not what you would call photogenic.

brakos82
10-18-2010, 03:25 PM
http://images.chron.com/blogs/fanblogtexans/Loss%20Kubiak%20and%20Schaub.jpg

silvrhand
10-18-2010, 03:29 PM
Not really sure when this one came out but man..

BIG TORO
10-18-2010, 03:33 PM
Yea I wish they would change out the picture they use of him for the stats, its redicoulous! It makes him look like he is not playing with a full deck, or a perv! Definately not photogenic!
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players_l/headshots/20100903/6849.jpg?x=106&y=138&xc=1&yc=1&wc=165&hc=215&q=100&sig=JxjPpI3hQJsZPHy4VmJJwQ--
Also remindes me of Private Pyle:
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=263866888394&id=6174f1b51c32f6132423e286923ce758

Pollardized
10-18-2010, 03:36 PM
What are these voices in my head that keep saying "throw it away"????????



http://www.keeperleaguegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/matt-schaub.jpg

sometexansfan
10-18-2010, 07:11 PM
What are these voices in my head that keep saying "throw it away"????????

:spit:

False Start
10-18-2010, 07:26 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/schaub_GP-1copy.jpg

JB
10-18-2010, 07:29 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/schaub_GP-1copy.jpg

Nice pic, but that's not the Sgt. Carter I remember...

Nawzer
10-18-2010, 07:42 PM
He kind of looks like the skinnier version of Lance Berkman. He ain't no David Carr for sure!

HTown2ATX
10-18-2010, 07:55 PM
http://images.chron.com/blogs/fanblogtexans/Loss%20Kubiak%20and%20Schaub.jpg

Hey, just out of curiosity...why has no one with the skills taken Gary's facepalm action out of this pic and made it into a smiley like the wadepalm or the other facepalm??

After all, this is a Texans site.... ;)

:wadepalm:

Big Lou
10-18-2010, 11:18 PM
Yea I wish they would change out the picture they use of him for the stats, its redicoulous! It makes him look like he is not playing with a full deck, or a perv! Definately not photogenic!
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players_l/headshots/20100903/6849.jpg?x=106&y=138&xc=1&yc=1&wc=165&hc=215&q=100&sig=JxjPpI3hQJsZPHy4VmJJwQ--
Also remindes me of Private Pyle:
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=263866888394&id=6174f1b51c32f6132423e286923ce758

Thats the one I always think of. I just him to go phsyco some times!!!!

wagonhed
10-19-2010, 12:33 AM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/schaub_GP-1copy.jpg

hhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaaaa

GuerillaBlack
10-19-2010, 01:11 AM
Hey, just out of curiosity...why has no one with the skills taken Gary's facepalm action out of this pic and made it into a smiley like the wadepalm or the other facepalm??

After all, this is a Texans site.... ;)

:wadepalm:

This needs to be done.

J_R
10-19-2010, 01:47 AM
Haha did it in paint so it's crappy

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii144/j_reyes091/Kubiakfacepalm1.jpg

brakos82
10-19-2010, 01:49 AM
Haha did it in paint so it's crappy

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii144/j_reyes091/Kubiakfacepalm1.jpg

For Paint, that's pretty damn good. :thinking:

Blazin' Toro
10-19-2010, 02:00 AM
Cleaned it up a little for you in Paint.NET and sharpened the image.

There's a slight difference but it looks good nonetheless! Hahaha!

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6632/kubes.jpg

J_R
10-19-2010, 02:08 AM
Haha I dont mind at all. And thanks! Obviously not a photoshop expert here. :gun:

HTown2ATX
10-19-2010, 08:02 AM
Pretty cool. So how do we now get this on the smiley list?

Texan_Bill
10-19-2010, 09:03 AM
Pretty cool. So how do we now get this on the smiley list?

Call Khari!! :texanbill:

sbalderrama
10-19-2010, 12:00 PM
we'll never be accused of having a prettyboy QB.

Texan_Bill
10-19-2010, 12:02 PM
we'll never be accused of having a prettyboy QB.

This franchise started with a prettyboi QB!!

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/David%20Carr%20hair.jpg

and his bangin' hair!!

HOU-TEX
10-19-2010, 12:24 PM
We goofy lookin guys have been known to get caught in some dumb looking expressions at times.

Texan_Bill
10-19-2010, 12:26 PM
And believe me when I tell you, HOU-TEX is a goof bastard.

HOU-TEX
10-19-2010, 12:28 PM
And believe me when I tell you, HOU-TEX is a goof bastard.

Thanks. :foottap:

Malloy
10-19-2010, 12:50 PM
And believe me when I tell you, HOU-TEX is a goof bastard.

You folks should get a room ;)

Shaft75
10-19-2010, 12:52 PM
I'll have a Hypnotic-Schaub smiley if someone could make that happen.

HOU-TEX
10-19-2010, 12:55 PM
You folks should get a room ;)

We already do....:hobie:

Malloy
10-19-2010, 12:57 PM
We already do....:hobie:

Rawr, that's... saucy (not sausagey!) :)

HOU-TEX
10-19-2010, 01:00 PM
Rawr, that's... saucy (not sausagey!) :)

:spit: I have to spread them....err spread the rep around

Texan_Bill
10-19-2010, 01:01 PM
Rawr, that's... saucy (not sausagey!) :)

Well played!!

:spit: I have to spread them....err spread the rep around

I got it!!

False Start
10-19-2010, 01:12 PM
Nice pic, but that's not the Sgt. Carter I remember...

They have the same haircut........ :)

JB
10-19-2010, 01:19 PM
They have the same haircut........ :)

Nah, Carter had the Marine flattop...

Norg
10-19-2010, 01:41 PM
car has the receding hairline cut i wonder if he will be here long enough till we see Matt have the Barry Warner Cut LOL

Dutchrudder
10-19-2010, 01:43 PM
Haha did it in paint so it's crappy

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii144/j_reyes091/Kubiakfacepalm1.jpg

Can you make a little pic of Neil Rackers about to kick a game winning field goal behind him?

Khari
10-20-2010, 12:48 AM
Pretty cool. So how do we now get this on the smiley list?

:kubepalm:

Trap_Star
10-20-2010, 12:58 AM
:kubepalm:

nice!

House of Pain
10-20-2010, 03:16 AM
:kubepalm:

sorry, I had to try it once

TheRealJoker
10-20-2010, 07:38 AM
Somebody needs to post one of him licking his lips as he drops back to pass. I swear he's gonna bite his tongue one day...

HTown2ATX
10-20-2010, 10:21 AM
:kubepalm:

Awesome!!! Thanks!!!!

:kubepalm:

Wolf
11-02-2010, 10:24 PM
here is phillip rivers

http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/5687_2844_stupid-philip-rivers-face.jpg

daedge
11-03-2010, 12:20 AM
Funny thread, he sure looked absolutely filthy with himself after he threw that pick 6 on Monday night.

daedge
11-03-2010, 12:20 AM
here is phillip rivers

http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/5687_2844_stupid-philip-rivers-face.jpg


I have seen this one a few times, its a cracker.

What a douche, I hope you guys beat down cry baby rivers on Sunday !!

drs23
11-03-2010, 12:43 PM
I have seen this one a few times, its a cracker.

What a douche, I hope you guys beat down cry baby rivers on Sunday!!

Me too. Tuff to get in a word on any other thread if'n ya don't have a bar of rainbow soap. I'm not ready yet.

Wolf
11-22-2010, 10:40 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SQi4XGHgLj4/TLz4v18g5gI/AAAAAAAAADM/Sk3774lbu1I/s400/madschaub.JPG

Wolf
02-03-2011, 07:45 PM
http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/09/27/pi_20100927193140_660_320.JPG

caption this!

:spit:

EllisUnit
02-03-2011, 08:06 PM
http://www.rotoinfo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mattschaub2.jpg

Did we just lose the lead "COACH how is that possible, they only ran 2 plays"

burro
02-03-2011, 09:28 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/galleries/172/172949/crop_450x500_GYI0058502135.jpg

"...I look like a used tampon. FML"

Malloy
02-04-2011, 03:05 AM
http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/09/27/pi_20100927193140_660_320.JPG

caption this!

:spit:

Right guys, this IS the David Carr signature move right? I'm doing it right arn't I?

False Start
02-05-2011, 09:15 AM
right guys, this is the david carr signature move right? I'm doing it right arn't i?

msr

Wolf
02-05-2011, 09:19 AM
got him for ya FS

ahem

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/photo_images/1146187/69911_Texans_Leinart_Football.jpg

BetaV1
02-06-2011, 09:24 AM
got him for ya FS

ahem

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/photo_images/1146187/69911_Texans_Leinart_Football.jpg

:spit:

Oh man! And I thought the cameras were unkind to me!

Malloy
02-07-2011, 05:25 AM
got him for ya FS

ahem

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/photo_images/1146187/69911_Texans_Leinart_Football.jpg

Usually it shows on the rear too...

chicagotexan2
02-07-2011, 04:44 PM
got him for ya FS

ahem

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/photo_images/1146187/69911_Texans_Leinart_Football.jpg

Is Leinert knocked up??

Antonio Cromatie was here.

TEXANRED
02-08-2011, 08:26 AM
http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/09/27/pi_20100927193140_660_320.JPG



Coming soon in the fall of 2011

A Micheal Bay film

Their love was forbidden
Their passion unquenched
An ageless love story that will forever be told to future generations
One man
One ball
One man in love with his one ball

Matt Schaub staring in:

A man and his ball
a love story

This Film has not yet been rated.

Goatcheese
02-08-2011, 11:37 AM
http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/09/27/pi_20100927193140_660_320.JPG

Eh cand fil meh fayths.

BigBull17
02-08-2011, 12:04 PM
http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/09/27/pi_20100927193140_660_320.JPG



Coming soon in the fall of 2011

A Micheal Bay film

Their love was forbidden
Their passion unquenched
An ageless love story that will forever be told to future generations
One man
One ball
One man in love with his one ball

Matt Schaub staring in:

A man and his ball
a love story

This Film has not yet been rated.

Not enough opportunity for explosions for Bay to do it.

Wolf
02-08-2011, 06:17 PM
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID778/images/schaub2.jpg

Malloy
02-08-2011, 06:25 PM
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID778/images/schaub2.jpg

NO, baaad wolf, baaad! :)

Wolf
02-08-2011, 06:25 PM
http://www.oddjack.com/wp-content/matt_schaub1.jpg

didn't see the quotes under that :facepalm:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSurvv1Qc3wne9YLRtccRR2BkwKMzKG6 0fSjPITY8VAPHjtWMp4YA&t=1

TEXANRED
02-08-2011, 10:57 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSurvv1Qc3wne9YLRtccRR2BkwKMzKG6 0fSjPITY8VAPHjtWMp4YA&t=1

I am Batman

Texanfan4ever
02-09-2011, 03:06 PM
WOW! These are some great photos!!!! LOL Come on now, surely ya'll have some good ones of our QB!!!!!!!

HOU-TEX
02-09-2011, 04:06 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSurvv1Qc3wne9YLRtccRR2BkwKMzKG6 0fSjPITY8VAPHjtWMp4YA&t=1

I am Batman

:spit: This one's pretty dadgum funny lookin

brakos82
02-09-2011, 04:10 PM
:spit: This one's pretty dadgum funny lookin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ0x8yRJBCc

Dadgum?

HOU-TEX
02-09-2011, 04:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ0x8yRJBCc

Dadgum?

Heh, that's pretty dadgum funny too.

BetaV1
02-11-2011, 08:21 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2646/3985704982_a747c0b582.jpg

It's called a chin strap, Matt. It's not suppose to double as a horse feed bag. :wadepalm: