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GoChiefs
10-12-2010, 02:48 AM
Sorry we couldn't help you out by beating Indy. We came close.

We'll just have to beat you, instead. :D

So, is your secondary so awful that even Matt Cassel can throw against it, or what? He sucks pretty bad.

Goatcheese
10-12-2010, 02:54 AM
I think David Carr could drop 250 and a couple of TDs on these guys. :rake:

GoChiefs
10-12-2010, 02:57 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.

brakos82
10-12-2010, 03:09 AM
Keep in mind most of the people here are still pissy over the Giants game, but yes, our secondary is a glaring weakness.

AnthonyE
10-12-2010, 03:44 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.

While I do hope that my Texans dominate, let's just say that I will be definitely starting Dwayne Bowe this week. I started sitting him after week 2, but if anything can put him back on track for this season, it's lining up against Kareem Jackson.

GoChiefs
10-12-2010, 03:47 AM
Here's something that may lift your spirits a bit: You're going to see Bernard Pollard killing Chiefs this week.

I have no doubt about it. He hates the Chiefs for how they dumped him at the start of last year. There was a big blowup with the coaching staff, and they publicly disparaged him.

He's coming to wreck our shit.

Malloy
10-12-2010, 03:49 AM
Here's something that may lift your spirits a bit: You're going to see Bernard Pollard killing Chiefs this week.

I have no doubt about it. He hates the Chiefs for how they dumped him at the start of last year. There was a big blowup with the coaching staff, and they publicly disparaged him.

He's coming to wreck our shit.

If we win the game at the same time, I'm all for it :)

Welcome to TT btw :)

Kulluminatii
10-12-2010, 04:33 AM
Sorry we couldn't help you out by beating Indy. We came close.

We'll just have to beat you, instead. :D

So, is your secondary so awful that even Matt Cassel can throw against it, or what? He sucks pretty bad.

Almost forgot that the Texans face the Chiefs. Hopefully they destroy you guys :D. If it means anything, I despise the Chiefs & their fanbase the least out of the 3 other AFCW teams...although that really doesn't mean much :shades:.

kiwitexansfan
10-12-2010, 08:13 AM
Hopefully all fired up Pollard is more impressive than all fired up Cushing because that was pretty anti-climatic.

Thorn
10-12-2010, 08:34 AM
meh.......there's just as much chance of us whooping the Chiefs 40-3 as there is the Chiefs kicking our asses 40-3. If there's one the the Texans have drilled into my head over the years is to never try and predict them.

BigBull17
10-12-2010, 08:37 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.

Relax, Bowe is in line to have a game to get right. He'll have 120 and 2 td's. Cassel will get 300 and 3-4ish td's. We're just what the doctor ordered for struggling offense.

meh.......there's just as much chance of us whooping the Chiefs 40-3 as there is the Chiefs kicking our asses 40-3. If there's one the the Texans have drilled into my head over the years is to never try and predict them.

yeah, they could very well pull an amazing game out of their hat to make us feel it's ok over the bye week. After words, SOT. Same Ole Texans.

cdollaz
10-12-2010, 08:44 AM
Here's something that may lift your spirits a bit: You're going to see Bernard Pollard killing Chiefs this week.

I have no doubt about it. He hates the Chiefs for how they dumped him at the start of last year. There was a big blowup with the coaching staff, and they publicly disparaged him.

He's coming to wreck our shit.

Too bad (for us) that he can't cover anyone. On a team with good cover guys, I think he would be a great piece, but on the Texans, where the other DBs aren't very good at coverage, his inability is greatly exposed.

gtexan02
10-12-2010, 09:01 AM
Sorry we couldn't help you out by beating Indy. We came close.

We'll just have to beat you, instead. :D

So, is your secondary so awful that even Matt Cassel can throw against it, or what? He sucks pretty bad.

Lets just say that Matt Cassel has been picked up in every fantasy league Im in this week.

Texan_Bill
10-12-2010, 09:05 AM
Lets just say that Matt Cassel has been picked up in every fantasy league Im in this week.

Right!! :facepalm:

TheCD
10-12-2010, 09:13 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.

TE's have been destroying us this year. Especially if we manage to get pressure and hurry throws, expect him to be pretty open and catching a lot of footballs.

Vinnie
10-12-2010, 10:18 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.


Note to self, pick Tony Moeaki up for my fantasy team this Sunday.

HuttoKarl
10-12-2010, 10:26 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.

Those WR's are about to have big games, I fear.

BigBull17
10-12-2010, 10:26 AM
Lets just say that Matt Cassel has been picked up in every fantasy league Im in this week.

I just picked up McCluster. Bowe went after him.

scourge
10-12-2010, 10:29 AM
Sorry we couldn't help you out by beating Indy. We came close.

We'll just have to beat you, instead. :D

So, is your secondary so awful that even Matt Cassel can throw against it, or what? He sucks pretty bad.

yes.

He could very well make the Pro Bowl off the stats he can put up against our defense.

Dread-Head
10-12-2010, 10:29 AM
I just picked up McCluster. Bowe went after him.

:thinking: They've yet to lose two in a row. Let's hope that continues.

scourge
10-12-2010, 10:34 AM
Hopefully all fired up Pollard is more impressive than all fired up Cushing because that was pretty anti-climatic.

I think Cushing played decently enough. He was able to get pressure and at least not be completely out of position like most of our D always is. The problem is that people's expectations were way too high for his return. I think fans were expecting immediate sacks, forced fumbles, ints, etc...

eriadoc
10-12-2010, 10:40 AM
I just grabbed Matt Cassell off the waiver wire and I'm starting him this week.

Tailgate
10-12-2010, 10:40 AM
I have this funny feeling that we win this game big.

HOU-TEX
10-12-2010, 11:05 AM
meh.......there's just as much chance of us whooping the Chiefs 40-3 as there is the Chiefs kicking our asses 40-3. If there's one the the Texans have drilled into my head over the years is to never try and predict them.

QFT! That's for dadgum sure. Unfortunately, it's been that way since......well.....ever

BigBull17
10-12-2010, 04:15 PM
:thinking: They've yet to lose two in a row. Let's hope that continues.

I agree, but I'm not gonna go out there and yell about how good we are now. I do that and then have to watch public sodomy.

Yankee_In_TX
10-12-2010, 04:18 PM
Here's something that may lift your spirits a bit: You're going to see Bernard Pollard killing Chiefs this week.

I have no doubt about it. He hates the Chiefs for how they dumped him at the start of last year. There was a big blowup with the coaching staff, and they publicly disparaged him.

He's coming to wreck our shit.

As long as it doesn't come at the cost of being out of position costing KJax to be alone getting burned....

Yankee_In_TX
10-12-2010, 04:20 PM
I just grabbed Matt Cassell off the waiver wire and I'm starting him this week.

Hahahahaha, you're funny.

......

(damn, he's already taken)

HOU-TEX
10-12-2010, 04:29 PM
Hahahahaha, you're funny.

......

(damn, he's already taken)

I told my Son to pick him up for his team. He needed a fill-in for this week so I figured he'd be the best bet given our awesome defense

Hervoyel
10-12-2010, 05:45 PM
I agree, but I'm not gonna go out there and yell about how good we are now. I do that and then have to watch public sodomy.

You know, you can get his jersey at the Texans store now.

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc272/Hervoyel/prod-1.jpg

gwallaia
10-12-2010, 06:03 PM
How in the name of Annie's argyles, did the Texans ever beat the Colts?

Hervoyel
10-12-2010, 06:04 PM
How in the name of Annie's argyles, did the Texans ever beat the Colts?


They were frightened from the opening kickoff when they saw #0 on the field?

imatexan
10-12-2010, 06:21 PM
How in the name of Annie's argyles, did the Texans ever beat the Colts?

We have a good team with some glaring problems.

I'm with tailgate, I think we win this one.

SheTexan
10-13-2010, 08:02 AM
How in the name of Annie's argyles, did the Texans ever beat the Colts?


It was our first game, no game film to look at by other coaches. Kubiak and Co are so predictable a moron could game plan against us.

MannyFresh
10-13-2010, 08:13 AM
Well, how do you think you will do against Dwayne Bowe? He's having a crappy year and so are all our wideouts.

We have a rookie TE named Tony Moeaki who is doing really well, though.


Dwayne Bowe is going to look like Jerry Rice this Sunday if they don't fix that secondary, cause right now the only thing they're stopping is tailgaters.

IDEXAN
10-13-2010, 08:14 AM
I have this funny feeling that we win this game big.
Let me see, that's probably about the 6th time this year you've said that ?

False Start
10-13-2010, 08:26 AM
I think we will win, but I'm not expecting a blowout. I sure as hell hope they do win, obviously because we need the win to get us back on track, and it will be my daughter's first game. :texflag:

b0ng
10-13-2010, 09:22 AM
Todd Haley is one of myfavorite coaches in the NFL. I'm also sure that he has tourettes syndrome. I also think that Glenn Dorsey has been a monster this year. This is going to be a good game (I hope), and I really hope the Chiefs take the AFCW away from smug Charger fans.

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 09:24 AM
It was our first game, no game film to look at by other coaches. Kubiak and Co are so predictable a moron could game plan against us.

:rolleyes:

You are aware that they are 3-2 and in 1st place within the division. Should they beat KC this weekend they will go into the bye week at 4-2. If you would be honest with yourself, you would admit that going into this season, you would be happy with 4-2 given the Cushing suspension and not knowing that Brown would be suspended.

Thorn
10-13-2010, 10:08 AM
:rolleyes:

You are aware that they are 3-2 and in 1st place within the division. Should they beat KC this weekend they will go into the bye week at 4-2. If you would be honest with yourself, you would admit that going into this season, you would be happy with 4-2 given the Cushing suspension and not knowing that Brown would be suspended.

My original prediction for this was 3-3. Now I'm hoping I was wrong, as 4-2 would be very nice.

But your point is a good one. I'll bet that before the season started no one predicted the Texans would foul up their passing game yet lead the league in rushing. That just shows how unpredicitable the NFL truely is. Most especially the Texans!! LOL

SteveDeberg
10-13-2010, 10:09 AM
I think we will win, but I'm not expecting a blowout. I sure as hell hope they do win, obviously because we need the win to get us back on track, and it will be my daughter's first game. :texflag:

Todd Haley, Charlie Weiss, Dwayne Bowe and Matt Cassel will do their best to make sure your daughters first Texans game is a win. Just hope the Texans secondary and Romeo Crennel and the Chiefs defense don't mess up your plans.

badboy
10-13-2010, 05:11 PM
Sorry we couldn't help you out by beating Indy. We came close.

We'll just have to beat you, instead. :D

So, is your secondary so awful that even Matt Cassel can throw against it, or what? He sucks pretty bad.Welcome to the MB. I am interested in how you evaluate your run defense? I expect a different play book from Kubes this weekend. Need to keep our Dbs off the field as much as we can.

GoChiefs
10-13-2010, 08:08 PM
Welcome to the MB. I am interested in how you evaluate your run defense? I expect a different play book from Kubes this weekend. Need to keep our Dbs off the field as much as we can.

The strength of our run defense is basically our two middle linebackers, two defensive ends and strong safety.

Glenn Dorsey and Shaun Smith are like brick walls. Very tough to run off tackle plays against us. Derrick Johnson and Jovan Belcher have been sure tacklers in the middle and very good at shedding blockers and knowing their gap assignments.

Berry has been outstanding playing in the box. He'll fly to the ball.

Our nose tackle, Ron Edwards, is not the greatest. But occasionally he'll be spelled by Smith in the middle, who is a better option.

If Tyson Jackson is back this week at LDE - and he's pretty stout, too - Smith will see more action at NT most likely.

The biggest thing about our run D is they tackle very, very well. And last week we did a great job playing run D out of the nickel against Manning. Dorsey and Wallace Gilberry (our nickel DT/DE) got a lot of penetration.

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 08:14 PM
The strength of our run defense is basically our two middle linebackers, two defensive ends and strong safety.

Glenn Dorsey and Shaun Smith are like brick walls. Very tough to run off tackle plays against us. Derrick Johnson and Jovan Belcher have been sure tacklers in the middle and very good at shedding blockers and knowing their gap assignments.

Berry has been outstanding playing in the box. He'll fly to the ball.

Our nose tackle, Ron Edwards, is not the greatest. But occasionally he'll be spelled by Smith in the middle, who is a better option.

If Tyson Jackson is back this week at LDE - and he's pretty stout, too - Smith will see more action at NT most likely.

The biggest thing about our run D is they tackle very, very well. And last week we did a great job playing run D out of the nickel against Manning. Dorsey and Wallace Gilberry (our nickel DT/DE) got a lot of penetration.

Welcome aboard and thanks for the good football conversation! Y'all have been very impressive this season, thus far. Sunday should be interesting. Texans fans are up in arms, however if the Texans win, we go into the bye week 4-2. A lot is on the line, because if we lose, there will be so many Texans fans that we'll have to "talk off the ledge". LOL!!

Here's to a good game and more importantly - NO INJURIES!!!

:handshake: & :toast2:

with a little bit of this :slapfight: (in a fun-spirited way). ;)

GoChiefs
10-13-2010, 08:15 PM
How are you guys on special teams? We have just about the best coverage units in the NFL and two electric returners.

Thorn
10-13-2010, 08:19 PM
How are you guys on special teams? We have just about the best coverage units in the NFL and two electric returners.

Our special teams are not that special. LOL

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 08:25 PM
How are you guys on special teams? We have just about the best coverage units in the NFL and two electric returners.

Jacoby Jones can twist a punt return off once in awhile. Steve Slaton returning kick-offs = FAIL! Matt Turk is well, Matt Turk and Neil Rackers (IMO) is suspect.

ST Grade = C-

drs23
10-13-2010, 08:26 PM
How are you guys on special teams? We have just about the best coverage units in the NFL and two electric returners.

As Thorn has replied already, we're really special at not being so special. BTW, welcome back to the board.

Having said that: :fans:

eriadoc
10-13-2010, 08:29 PM
Our special teams are not that special. LOL

Evidently, you overlooked the short, yellow bus that they all arrive in.

Thorn
10-13-2010, 08:31 PM
Evidently, you overlooked the short, yellow bus that they all arrive in.

:lol:

GoChiefs
10-13-2010, 08:33 PM
Jacoby Jones can twist a punt return off once in awhile. Steve Slaton returning kick-offs = FAIL! Matt Turk is well, Matt Turk and Neil Rackers (IMO) is suspect.

ST Grade = C-

What about coverage?

NitroGSXR
10-13-2010, 08:38 PM
Evidently, you overlooked the short, yellow bus that they all arrive in.

I rode a short yellow bus to school for years.

Miserable days.

spurstexanstros
10-13-2010, 08:38 PM
Our special teams are not that special. LOL

As bad as they have played the last two years why hasnt the soap come out on the special teams coach? I am just so pissed off that they cant seem to get past the 20 on special teams I may start a fire marciano thread.

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 08:41 PM
What about coverage?

Fair to Midland (that's a Texas thang). They do fine at times, but occasionally will give up a long return.

NitroGSXR
10-13-2010, 08:44 PM
What about coverage?
I think we're pretty good coverage-wise here especially with Neil Rackers. This kicker is a gunner and is always around the tackle if he's not the one doing the tackling. Love his physicality... now if we could get him to have a higher arc on his kicks...

Another thing... we love to get caught blocking in the back.

brakos82
10-13-2010, 08:45 PM
And expect a flag on every return.

DexmanC
10-13-2010, 08:52 PM
Here's something that may lift your spirits a bit: You're going to see Bernard Pollard killing Chiefs this week.

I have no doubt about it. He hates the Chiefs for how they dumped him at the start of last year. There was a big blowup with the coaching staff, and they publicly disparaged him.

He's coming to wreck our shit.

Bernard's already leading the team in tackles as a freaking SAFETY, so if he "wrecks your shit,"
you win the game.

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 08:55 PM
I think we're pretty good coverage-wise here especially with Neil Rackers. This kicker is a gunner and is always around the tackle if he's not the one doing the tackling. Love his physicality... now if we could get him to have a higher arc on his kicks...

Another thing... we love to get caught blocking in the back.

We like Bernard "knock the piss out of you" Pollard just fine. Plays the run, real well. However, he sucks in coverage!

gtexan02
10-13-2010, 08:58 PM
If the Chiefs have great special teams coverage units, Im thinking we might just be better off if we had no KR. Just let the ball bounce into the end zone every time and start at the 20

kiwitexansfan
10-13-2010, 09:02 PM
David Anderson & Steve Slaton: The worst return tandem EVER.

NitroGSXR
10-13-2010, 09:06 PM
We like Bernard "knock the piss out of you" Pollard just fine. Plays the run, real well. However, he sucks in coverage!
LOVE Pollard. I'm not even going to get into the bashing of his coverage. 100% fan of Benard Pollard. I don't think he regularly lines up for kickoffs does he?

NitroGSXR
10-13-2010, 09:11 PM
David Anderson & Steve Slaton: The worst return tandem EVER.
I think the bashing of Anderson's a little premature. I thought he held down the fort sorta ok on Sunday.

Slaton.... LMAO.

Thorn
10-13-2010, 09:14 PM
So far Slaton is turning out to be a one year wonder. I hope that's not the case, but so far it's certainly looking that way.

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 09:23 PM
LOVE Pollard. I'm not even going to get into the bashing of his coverage. 100% fan of Benard Pollard. I don't think he regularly lines up for kickoffs does he?

Huh?? What about kickoffs?

HJam72
10-13-2010, 09:32 PM
So far Slaton is turning out to be a one year wonder. I hope that's not the case, but so far it's certainly looking that way.

I'm not so sure about that. I think he's done pretty well this year as a RB; he just isn't Foster. I suppose Ward has outdone him as well, but I just see it as things having worked out surprisingly well at that position.

But he's definitely no KO Returner. Somebody remind me why Andre Davis is on injured reserve. We could really use him and JJ for several things right about now.

NitroGSXR
10-13-2010, 09:39 PM
Huh?? What about kickoffs?
We are not on the same page. I must have misunderstood somewhere. I thought we were only talking about special teams coverage. Pollard's our FG/punt blocker but I haven't seen him too much on kickoffs. I might be just missing him.

HJam72
10-13-2010, 09:43 PM
OMG! Pollard blocks kickoffs! :texflag:

OK, so I had a what the *()& moment...

Texan_Bill
10-13-2010, 09:44 PM
We are not on the same page. I must have misunderstood somewhere. I thought we were only talking about special teams coverage. Pollard's our FG/punt blocker but I haven't seen him too much on kickoffs. I might be just missing him.

:secret: I was referring to his "ball-hawking" skills in the secondary. Or lack thereof! ;)

GoChiefs
10-14-2010, 05:00 AM
I couldn't help but notice that my old friend Bernard Pollard was out of position.

http://i56.tinypic.com/263www7.jpg

Mari-OWNED!
10-14-2010, 05:59 AM
I'll just leave this here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Incubus77546/haley.gif

GoChiefs
10-14-2010, 06:21 AM
I'll just leave this here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Incubus77546/haley.gif

Haha. Where did you find that?

Little factoid: I create a lot of Chiefs-themed gifs. I put that one on the internet last year and it's gotten around I guess. Pretty funny.