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TexansBull
10-07-2010, 06:04 PM
I have heard Andre Johnson called it. I have heard Brian Cushing called it. What say you?

David Anderson's article on Brian Cushing calling him "The Beast"
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/7233276.html

NFL Network
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d81abacae/Best-receiver-in-the-NFL

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81aab6df/Texans-vs-Redskins-highlights

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And in the notorious week of nicknaming stuff, here is wikipedia's list of NFL nicknames:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_nicknames
I dont see the Bull Pen listed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuesday_Morning_Quarterback#.22TMQ.22_Team_Nicknam es
but I do see we have the nickname of "The Moo Cows..." didnt know that.

2slik4u
10-07-2010, 06:15 PM
AJ is the beast. Cushing is The Cush.

Allstar
10-07-2010, 06:19 PM
They are both beasts. Andre is THE beast. Cushing is a monster.

PapaL
10-07-2010, 06:34 PM
Aj.

CretorFrigg
10-07-2010, 06:36 PM
AJ because he was "The Beast" first.

Now prove me wrong when you come back, Cushing. :wild:

THE NFL
10-07-2010, 07:32 PM
Silliest and most overused word in sports, especially Texans fans.

JB
10-07-2010, 07:35 PM
Silliest and most overused word in sports, especially Texans fans.

And that bother you why? Could it be because the Tinnbreds have no one they could call a "Beast"?

ATXtexanfan
10-07-2010, 07:41 PM
fortunate to have one on offense and defense

Errant Hothy
10-07-2010, 07:43 PM
And that bother you why? Could it be because the Tinnbreds have no one they could call a "Beast"?

That's not true. VY is a beast at dancing with sweaty, top-less dudes; and suasage.

Hervoyel
10-07-2010, 07:45 PM
The question was "Who is the beast?" not "Who is the troll?"

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc272/Hervoyel/SomeKindOfTrollPost.gif

Silliest and most overused word in sports, especially Texans fans.

Vonta Leach is also Beast-ish

drewmar74
10-07-2010, 07:45 PM
fortunate to have one on offense and defense

Was just coming back to this thread to post roughly the same thought. It kicks ass that we're sitting around debating which one of our young superstars should have the title of "The Beast."

Back in the day, the argument would have been for who deserves the title of "The Least."

Good problem to have, this one is.

gg no re
10-07-2010, 07:55 PM
they're all beasts

cause they got that beast mode

False Start
10-07-2010, 08:36 PM
And that bother you why? Could it be because the Tinnbreds have no one they could call a "Beast"?

Have you seen the thousands of one tooth, 500 pound women, with burritos hanging out of their mouths like cigarettes sitting in the stands in Tennessee? Those are as closest things to beasts the Tits have. :hide:

THE NFL
10-07-2010, 08:46 PM
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.

JB
10-07-2010, 08:51 PM
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.

Tailgating hasn't stopped. Just stopped allowing trolls access...

Joe Texan
10-07-2010, 08:53 PM
Arian Foster is The Beast

THE NFL
10-07-2010, 09:01 PM
Tailgating hasn't stopped. Just stopped allowing trolls access...

Yes....Texans trolls.

JB
10-07-2010, 09:05 PM
Yes....Texans trolls.

Yes. And any other trolls that have no purpose other than to stir up trouble.

Texan_Bill
10-07-2010, 09:07 PM
Wait!! What? How is there not a Vonta option??

TimeKiller
10-07-2010, 09:39 PM
Andre = Rainmaker

/thread

Rey
10-07-2010, 10:09 PM
No Reggie man...You know we smoke that Cush!

SrslySirius
10-07-2010, 10:14 PM
What a strange question. This is the man you're looking for:

http://imgur.com/4t8mD.jpg

I'm pretty sure he doesn't play for the Texans though.

Hervoyel
10-07-2010, 10:15 PM
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.


That's particularly rich coming from somebody whose sole reason for being here is to be the turd in every punch bowl. Look, you're a troll. We know you're a troll, you know you're a troll. You aren't a fan of the team and your primary interest in posting on Texans forums (be it here or on the main board) is to drop a little negativity in nearly every thread you "contribute" to.

It's like this. If you're pitching and catching you're playing baseball. If you're playing baseball that makes you a baseball player.

There's no inherent lack of class in calling a troll a troll.

Texan_Bill
10-07-2010, 10:22 PM
Wait!! What? How is there not a Vonta option??

This^^^ since you sonsabitches ignored it!! :kitten:

JB
10-07-2010, 10:26 PM
This^^^ since you sonsabitches ignored it!! :kitten:

Vonta is The Hammer!!!

Aj is The Beast...

Cush is a beast!

As is Pollard.

and Mario

b0ng
10-07-2010, 10:45 PM
As Darelle Revis once said:

Andre Johnson? Beast.

Not to take away from Cushing, but, AJ is a freak, beast, the man, monster, magnificent, a game breaker, and any other superlatives or Gus Johnsonisms that I can come up with. I am hoping one day that Brian Cushing will be able to shit all over other NFL teams like 'Dre does.

Miggsy
10-08-2010, 01:43 AM
Vonta is The Hammer!!!

Aj is The Beast...

Cush is a beast!

As is Pollard.

and Mario

I like The Hammer

AJ is def The Beast

I seem to remember Cush being called Thor... unless that was someone else around here. Good nickname though. In fact if that's someone else' nickname I vote it be passed over to Cush.

Words cannot describe the animal that is Pollard.

Super Mario is Super.

And of course Schaub is the cooler for his apparent love of air conditioning units.

Corrosion
10-08-2010, 03:35 AM
And that bother you why? Could it be because the Tinnbreds have no one they could call a "Beast"?

That troll is like Vista ..... uselessastitsonaboarhog

HJam72
10-08-2010, 04:23 AM
The Giants say they're both wussies. :choke:

Tedc
10-08-2010, 05:41 AM
Pollard is "Bone-crusher".

Showtime100
10-08-2010, 05:59 AM
Pollard is "Bone-crusher".

I agree. I really fits him. :)

Wow, The NFL guy sure went from a little green to a lot of red lately.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/negrep4.jpg :eek:

Tedc
10-08-2010, 06:45 AM
Cushing = "Cush".

http://www.briancushing56.com/bio.html

THE NFL (dudette) = waste of time

JB
10-08-2010, 06:51 AM
I agree. I really fits him. :)

Wow, The NFL guy sure went from a little green to a lot of red lately.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons%20II/negrep4.jpg :eek:

I didn't even bother with giving him neg rep...

BigBull17
10-08-2010, 07:36 AM
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.

So, a Tic Tac fan just commented on our class...? Seriously...? The Tacs wouldn't know class if it gang banged their toothless cousin/wife

BigBull17
10-08-2010, 07:51 AM
Wait!! What? How is there not a Vonta option??

Vonta is the Pepsi machine.

False Start
10-08-2010, 07:54 AM
Vonta is The Hammer!!!

Indeed.


http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5819/leach.jpg

Blake
10-08-2010, 07:55 AM
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.

Mods, I cant seem to help myself. I am useless to this board, bring nothing to the table, and need some time off to think about how shitty I have been. Do me a favor and :banme:

Mods, please give him what he wants.

TexansBull
10-08-2010, 08:02 AM
This^^^ since you sonsabitches ignored it!! :kitten:


I left off Vonta because I never heard any of the media call him "The Beast." Its been more of an AJ name, but was surprised that DA called Cushing it. But it seems the player with other names are:
Cushing - Cush
AJ - The Beast
James Casey-Thor
Pollard-Bonecrusher
Vonta-The Hammer

Its great that we have so many playmakers get the priviledge of haveing a nickname through the media and fans.

Mario doesnt make the list because he is horrible. Is he still on the team?(refering to Mario is a wuss thread)

Seņor Stan
10-08-2010, 08:07 AM
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.

False Start
10-08-2010, 08:15 AM
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.

Thats pretty damn cool.

JB
10-08-2010, 08:25 AM
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.

Nice! :bravo:

Blake
10-08-2010, 08:27 AM
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.

Woah. Arent the Texans covered on AM Sports Radio 610?

This is getting creepy.

Seņor Stan
10-08-2010, 08:36 AM
Woah. Arent the Texans covered on AM Sports Radio 610?

This is getting creepy.

I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.

Thorn
10-08-2010, 08:53 AM
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.

That was a good one. I'd rep ya if I could.

HOU-TEX
10-08-2010, 08:54 AM
This^^^ since you sonsabitches ignored it!! :kitten:

I left off Vonta because I never heard any of the media call him "The Beast." Its been more of an AJ name, but was surprised that DA called Cushing it. But it seems the player with other names are:
Cushing - Cush
AJ - The Beast
James Casey-Thor
Pollard-Bonecrusher
Vonta-The Hammer

Its great that we have so many playmakers get the priviledge of haveing a nickname through the media and fans.

Mario doesnt make the list because he is horrible. Is he still on the team?(refering to Mario is a wuss thread)

The media? The media doesn't know dittly

HOU-TEX's Beast Club:

AJ
D-Ryans
Mario
Leach

Pollard, Foster and Cushing are knocking at the door. Pollard must do better in coverage and become more than just a hard hitter. Foster needs more experience and consistently do what he's been doing. I think Cushing has the most to prove after his situation, but is also the closest of the 3 to getting in my Beast Club.

Big Lou
10-08-2010, 09:18 AM
ANDRE IS THE BEAST....


Cush is the Juggernaut!!!

Seņor Stan
10-08-2010, 09:51 AM
I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.

using alphabet numerology

B = 2
R = 18
I = 9
A = 1
N = 14

C = 3
U = 21
S = 19
H = 8
I = 9
N = 14
G = 7

((18-14+9-2*1)+((21*14*3)-(9*19)-(8*7))) =

666

:panic:

Thorn
10-08-2010, 09:54 AM
OK, which one of yall put the Jack Daniels in Stan's coffee this morning?

drewmar74
10-08-2010, 09:57 AM
OK, which one of yall put the Jack Daniels in Stan's coffee this morning?

:tiphat:

Seņor Stan
10-08-2010, 10:06 AM
OK, which one of yall put the Jack Daniels in Stan's coffee this morning?

Ha Ha.

You'll see...pretty soon no one will be able to buy or sell anything unless they are wearing a Cushing jersey. You'll see.

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

drs23
10-08-2010, 10:08 AM
using alphabet numerology

B = 2
R = 18
I = 9
A = 1
N = 14

C = 3
U = 21
S = 19
H = 8
I = 9
N = 14
G = 7

((18-14+9-2*1)+((21*14*3)-(9*19)-(8*7))) =

666

:panic:

Darn, I couldn't keep up with that ciphering with my abacus :eek:

Thorn
10-08-2010, 10:08 AM
:lol:

Damien Thorn has nothing on Da Cush.


And no, that's not where I got my BBS name from. LOL

SheTexan
10-08-2010, 12:00 PM
Of the two mentioned.........

AJ is the GIANT!! I've actually heard him called the gentle GIANT! Just gets the job done and rarely hurts anyone.

Cushing is the BEAST!! He'll crush anyone who messes with him!!


Pollard............. the PISSER

Vonta...............the LEACH


Don't really care that much for nicknames, but, fun little thread anyway!!

Big Lou
10-08-2010, 02:27 PM
Of the two mentioned.........

AJ is the GIANT!! I've actually heard him called the gentle GIANT! Just gets the job done and rarely hurts anyone.

Cushing is the BEAST!! He'll crush anyone who messes with him!!


Pollard............. the PISSER "Piss Knocker"

Vonta...............the LEACH The Coke Machine"


Don't really care that much for nicknames, but, fun little thread anyway!!

Made a couple of notations^^^^^

gary
10-08-2010, 06:52 PM
slatonisabeast now even I know that.

Maddict5
10-08-2010, 09:11 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/6qli1d.png

ObsiWan
10-09-2010, 02:47 PM
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.

Damn... [must spread rep]
good one though

ObsiWan
10-09-2010, 02:53 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/6qli1d.png

Now THAT's good work! I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:G5AZSDQzqGOfiM:http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8269/63f42cd7b8ba77e2medcy8.jpg&t=1