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TheRealJoker
09-29-2010, 04:07 PM
That's what I gathered when I read this article:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81aeed14/article/jags-osgood-has-minor-injuries-after-pistolwhipping-assault?module=HP_headlines

"Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police."

DexmanC
09-29-2010, 04:41 PM
That's what I gathered when I read this article:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81aeed14/article/jags-osgood-has-minor-injuries-after-pistolwhipping-assault?module=HP_headlines

"Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police."

How much money does this dude have to make, before he learns to
LEAVE THE HOODRATS ALONE!!?? Didn't the Jaguars lose a couple
O-linemen due to the same bullshit a few years ago? You got your bread up, now
step your game up!

Rey
09-29-2010, 06:27 PM
How much money does this dude have to make, before he learns to
LEAVE THE HOODRATS ALONE!!?? Didn't the Jaguars lose a couple
O-linemen due to the same bullshit a few years ago? You got your bread up, now
step your game up!

LOL...

You think only "hoodrats" would shoot back at an armed intruder?

I know plenty of women that don't even know what a hoodrat is that will shoot you down.

DexmanC
09-29-2010, 08:34 PM
LOL...

You think only "hoodrats" would shoot back at an armed intruder?

I know plenty of women that don't even know what a hoodrat is that will shoot you down.

The "gunman with plastic bag on face" was a dead giveaway of what
type of "apartment" the football player was visiting. This combined with
the two Jags linemen being gunned down in similar fashion a couple years
ago, leads me to reasonably deduce the chick being visited was a "hoodrat."

Rey
09-29-2010, 08:39 PM
The "gunman with plastic bag on face" was a dead giveaway of what
type of "apartment" the football player was visiting. This combined with
the two Jags linemen being gunned down in similar fashion a couple years
ago, leads me to reasonably deduce the chick being visited was a "hoodrat."



LMAO!!!

What did you deduce from this part?

The Jaguars declined comment on Putnal's status as one of the team's 32 cheerleaders. She is listed in the 2010 media guide as a dental hygiene major, but she is no longer on the team's website. The team has a rule forbidding cheerleaders to date players.

They were at her parents HOUSE....upstairs....In the game room...Not sure where you got apartment from...Looks like you just made that bit up or something...I dunno...

I was just joking with my first post anyways...But I didn't realize you were serious...

Your "evidence" as to why the girl was likely a hoodrat is weak at best.

DexmanC
09-29-2010, 08:46 PM
My bad. lol

Why didn't you say it was a story of a jealous, thirsty asshole sweating
a cheerleader who was handling business her teammate?

LOL.

Texan_Bill
09-29-2010, 09:00 PM
Have y'all ever been to Jacksonville?? Even their cheerleaders are hoodrats!


:hides:

gg no re
09-29-2010, 09:44 PM
yo, hold up

ain't anyone gonna ask how the gunman went from holding a gun to the girl's head to the girl popping shots at the dude?

eriadoc
09-29-2010, 09:58 PM
yo, hold up

ain't anyone gonna ask how the gunman went from holding a gun to the girl's head to the girl popping shots at the dude?

I know more than a few women that would take the gun away and shoot the guy with his own pistol if he was stupid enough to get that close.

Texan_Bill
09-29-2010, 09:58 PM
yo, hold up

ain't anyone gonna ask how the gunman went from holding a gun to the girl's head to the girl popping shots at the dude?

Nah, not really. Hoodrats have some skillz!

Hagar
09-30-2010, 12:49 AM
I always thought the rule against players fraternizing with the cheerleaders was a bunch of crap. Apparently, I was wrong!

This is the girl worth killing for:

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_slideshow_thumb/met_RoarCheerleader0-1.jpg

Dread-Head
09-30-2010, 09:45 AM
Wow, nice to know there are some guys in the NFL who AREN'T thugs. I won't lie, this would be hysterical if the player in question was a Cowgirl.

Dread-Head
09-30-2010, 09:47 AM
I always thought the rule against players fraternizing with the cheerleaders was a bunch of crap. Apparently, I was wrong!

This is the girl worth killing for:

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_slideshow_thumb/met_RoarCheerleader0-1.jpg

Cha...invite this one back to the crib, turn the lights down, put on Chakka Khan's "Tell me Somethin' Good"....bomp-chicka-womp-womp...

Mari-OWNED!
10-01-2010, 08:44 PM
This is the girl worth killing for:

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_slideshow_thumb/met_RoarCheerleader0-1.jpg

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/35/Crowbarhalflife.jpg

Kulluminatii
10-01-2010, 09:25 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/35/Crowbarhalflife.jpg

Aye, total butterface, give her a buzz cut and a goatee and she'd totally look like a man :kitten:.

gg no re
10-01-2010, 09:43 PM
Just put a tarp on it and I'll be happy.

Rey
10-01-2010, 09:48 PM
Maybe I'm just a slut, but I'd hit it without anything on her face and with the lights on.

She is not hideous to me.

Kulluminatii
10-01-2010, 09:52 PM
Maybe I'm just a slut, but I'd hit it without anything on her face and with the lights on.

She is not hideous to me.

Yup, you're a total manwhore ;).