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texanmojo
09-24-2010, 01:14 PM
A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."

GlassHalfFull
09-24-2010, 02:44 PM
A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."

LOL, I was just coming here to post that. Opened this thread, thinking it would be a good location for it.

BIG TORO
09-24-2010, 03:00 PM
Schaub: Knock Knock!
Romo: Who's there?
Schaub: Owen!
Romo:Owen Who?
Schaub:Owen 3!

BIG TORO
09-24-2010, 03:07 PM
I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 04:02 PM
Q: What do you call a Cowboys fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.

BIG TORO
09-24-2010, 04:06 PM
The new tornado evacuation plan for dallas is to take refuge in Cowboy's stadium, a touchdown there is unlikely!

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 04:29 PM
Q: Why did the Cowboys fan climb the chain link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Joe Texan
09-24-2010, 04:54 PM
What do you call a Cowboy speeding away from an accident

Killer

TEXANS84
09-24-2010, 04:55 PM
What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

239 miles on Interstate-45

Honoring Earl 34
09-24-2010, 04:56 PM
Cowboy jokes from the 90's .

Why did the Cowboys go to the no huddle offense ?

cause known felons cannot congregate

Here about the Cowboys new defensive cordinator ?

Yep ... it's Racehorse Haynes :wadepalm:

Why couldn't Tony Romo get into his house ?

Someone painted a goal line in front of it . :wadepalm:

http://www.angelfire.com/me/philadelphia/cowboysjokes.html

texanmojo
09-24-2010, 05:39 PM
What does the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

--Cowboys that suck! :)

NitroGSXR
09-24-2010, 06:44 PM
I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!

???

We won soon? When won soon?

Help me out.

JB
09-24-2010, 06:50 PM
???

We won soon? When won soon?

Help me out.

When one soon...

Rey
09-24-2010, 06:57 PM
*win

NitroGSXR
09-24-2010, 07:00 PM
When one soon...

Fail.

NitroGSXR
09-24-2010, 07:02 PM
*win

Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.

JB
09-24-2010, 07:06 PM
Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.

yep! :facepalm: JB


I was distracted?

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 08:08 PM
What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

239 miles on Interstate-45

Awesomeness!!! and repped!!!

JB
09-24-2010, 08:15 PM
Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.

Nitro, your pm box is full!

NitroGSXR
09-24-2010, 08:21 PM
Nitro, your pm box is full!

Not anymore.

Dutchrudder
09-24-2010, 08:30 PM
ther was sum ugley chick at a bar tonight wearing an homo jersey, she was fat an ugley. hahahhahahhaha

Honoring Earl 34
09-24-2010, 10:19 PM
ther was sum ugley chick at a bar tonight wearing an homo jersey, she was fat an ugley. hahahhahahhaha

Sounds like a job for Bill .

edo783
09-24-2010, 11:15 PM
Sounds like a job for Bill .

Probably twice. Is that giving him too much credit?