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El Tejano
08-28-2010, 02:58 PM
I think Mario is overrated and overhyped. He's using the injury as an excuse and Tony Romo just slapped Mario's mom because he's not scared of Mario.

(sshhh! Everyone on this board should know my theory. I won't say it so that it doesn't get reversed but yall know what's up.)

Anyone else wanna add to this?

mattieuk
08-28-2010, 03:04 PM
Mario who?


:kitten:

hot pickle
08-28-2010, 03:14 PM
mario has a mom??? i thought he was the offspring of two gay men!! lol

to far??? im sorry im just excited for tonights game

pbat488
08-28-2010, 03:24 PM
yeah, that Mare-e-o Williams ain't no thang... shoulda taken Reggie Bush, he wins superbowls.....

newtexan
08-28-2010, 03:28 PM
get real

thunderkyss
08-28-2010, 04:26 PM
Dallas' Tackles didn't know Mario was still in the league... they figured he'd take his pansy arse back to NC & play with dolls.

CloakNNNdagger
08-28-2010, 04:28 PM
Mario, you ain't gonna be no factor tonight. A good DE has to have good pedigree. As far as I can make out, your family tree is a shrub. You move as slow as a crippled turtle in dog ****.

Carr Bombed
08-28-2010, 04:47 PM
get real

Dude, Mario Williams sucks ass... People talk about Amobi Okoye being a huge bust. Mario Williams is the biggest bust on that line.

False Start
08-28-2010, 04:54 PM
We should have taken Reggie in the draft, Mario just hasn't been getting it done.

Dwade
08-28-2010, 05:04 PM
We should have took Vince Young and converted him to defensive end, he would be better than Mario is at it!

The Pencil Neck
08-28-2010, 05:13 PM
Maybe we could trade Wussy-o for a six pack and a bag of chips.

Then again, maybe we couldn't. Our trading partner would force us to give them Wussy-o AND a bag of chips.

thunderkyss
08-28-2010, 05:21 PM
Mark Columbo is the guy who stole the toy in Mario's Happy meal when he was 9.

gary
08-28-2010, 05:24 PM
Are some of you serious? Sorry, I just don't know.

False Start
08-28-2010, 05:46 PM
Are some of you serious? Sorry, I just don't know.

Not me Gary, I'm trying some reverse psychology. :fingergun:

brakos82
08-28-2010, 05:47 PM
He's not even better than Vista.

FirstTexansFan
08-28-2010, 05:50 PM
I've captured all of your IP addresses, cross referenced them through Funk & Wagnalls, filtered them through Google Maps, and have shared your physical addresses with that wussy Mario... he may not get to Romo tonight, but he may see you personally later this week... be sure after he leaves fist prints on your head to get me his autograph please <evil grin>

mattieuk
08-28-2010, 05:58 PM
I've captured all of your IP addresses, cross referenced them through Funk & Wagnalls, filtered them through Google Maps, and have shared your physical addresses with that wussy Mario... he may not get to Romo tonight, but he may see you personally later this week... be sure after he leaves fist prints on your head to get me his autograph please <evil grin>

I'll knock him out in a pair of flip flops. He's a big pansy. :)

TexansFanatic
08-28-2010, 06:02 PM
Shoulda taken Vince Young. This Mario guy is a great big nuthin'.

C Madd
08-28-2010, 06:16 PM
He's not even better than Vista.

I know what every is doing here, but you might have gone too far. :D

thunderkyss
08-28-2010, 06:23 PM
He's not even better than Vista.

Visat would whup his ass. Make him look like DOS 4.1.1

thunderkyss
08-28-2010, 06:24 PM
I'll knock him out in a pair of flip flops. He's a big pansy. :)

He's a girly man.

False Start
08-28-2010, 06:39 PM
He's a girly man.

Indeed...........

http://a.imageshack.us/img714/3286/mariogirl.jpg

brakos82
08-28-2010, 06:44 PM
Indeed...........

http://a.imageshack.us/img714/3286/mariogirl.jpg

:facepalm:

Porky
08-28-2010, 06:45 PM
Mario's so bad I would have rather drafted Reggie Bush's Mother. :ahhaha:

False Start
08-28-2010, 06:50 PM
:facepalm:

http://a.imageshack.us/img186/1336/rp4.gif

kiwitexansfan
08-28-2010, 07:00 PM
We would of been better off taking this Mario...

http://onlinesupermario.com/images/realmario.JPG

ObsiWan
08-28-2010, 07:42 PM
the Mario facepalm


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/28/633502095110658970-Facepalm.jpg

TexanSam
08-28-2010, 08:43 PM
Mario's such a wuss he wears a diaper underneath his jersey

PapaL
08-28-2010, 10:35 PM
Mario's so bad, Delonte West wouldn't sleep with him.

Houston_Fanatic
08-28-2010, 10:44 PM
LOL - It must have worked 'cause Mario looked pretty good out there tonight.

thunderkyss
08-28-2010, 11:47 PM
I honestly expected to see a multiple sack night from Mario, especially going against their "swing" tackle.

I understand Romo was under pressure all night, I understand they had 1 yard of total offense for 1 and a half Qtrs...

I just expected more.

Norg
08-28-2010, 11:54 PM
ol boy A- smith was straight dancin on the cowgirls face today

Thorn
08-29-2010, 12:00 AM
This thread is funny as hell. :lol:

But yeah, to be serious, it's a damn shame we didn't draft Vince Young. The gay clubs in Houston are losing revenue because of it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.........

Malloy
08-29-2010, 06:06 AM
This thread worked! :)

Fire and speed out there.

Brandon420tx
08-29-2010, 07:07 AM
I honestly expected to see a multiple sack night from Mario, especially going against their "swing" tackle.

I understand Romo was under pressure all night, I understand they had 1 yard of total offense for 1 and a half Qtrs...

I just expected more.

Not taking away from what you said but, its hard to get those sacks when their offense only has like 21 plays total all half

Pollardized
08-29-2010, 09:19 AM
Were ya'll trying to say:

Mario : Australian for wussy ass biatch?

El Tejano
08-29-2010, 03:32 PM
Shall we keep this going or should we start this again in two weeks?

Maybe Mario didn't get a sack but he was pressuring like crazy and a few times it was because other guys were beating him to it.

Ryan
08-29-2010, 03:35 PM
Shall we keep this going or should we start this again in two weeks?

Maybe Mario didn't get a sack but he was pressuring like crazy and a few times it was because other guys were beating him to it.


Wasn't he credited for half a sack along with GQ on that play?

But yes we need to do this every week. This thread needs to be viral.

Wolf
08-29-2010, 03:38 PM
he wasn't credited on that one according to this
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/boxscore;_ylt=Amaqgu.Q8shMWLyBOMXoAUs5nYcB?gid=201 00828034

CloakNNNdagger
08-29-2010, 03:50 PM
:facepalm:

http://a.imageshack.us/img186/1336/rp4.gif


http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/img/crotch-grab.jpg

Pollardized
08-29-2010, 03:53 PM
http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/img/crotch-grab.jpg

I heard BP did this to Mario, checking to see if he actually had any cojones...

Malloy
08-29-2010, 03:56 PM
I heard BP did this to Mario, checking to see if he actually had any cojones...

And the result was ? :)

The Pencil Neck
08-29-2010, 04:00 PM
And the result was ? :)

Boom chikka bow wow

The Pencil Neck
08-29-2010, 04:02 PM
Boom chikka bow wow

:banme

ubecool454
08-29-2010, 06:03 PM
I think Mario is overrated and overhyped. He's using the injury as an excuse and Tony Romo just slapped Mario's mom because he's not scared of Mario.

(sshhh! Everyone on this board should know my theory. I won't say it so that it doesn't get reversed but yall know what's up.)

Anyone else wanna add to this?

You sound so stupid..lol

JB
08-29-2010, 06:05 PM
:facepalm:

brakos82
08-29-2010, 06:05 PM
You sound so stupid..lol

Wait until we lose a reg. season game again. :scarygirl:

Dwade
08-29-2010, 06:14 PM
You sound so stupid..lol

:facepalm:

:facepalm:

We're going 0-16 now

Ryan
09-04-2010, 09:27 PM
Mario has the football skills of my grandma and can never sack the great Peyton Manning if his life depended on it. :kitten:

Wolf
09-04-2010, 09:30 PM
mario couldn't hit water if he fell out out of a boat

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs167.snc1/6252_1099392605238_1239346820_30315978_5137455_n.j pg

pretty sure that pic was photoshopped because we know he doen't get to forehead

Pollardized
09-04-2010, 09:56 PM
mario couldn't hit water if he fell out out of a boat

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs167.snc1/6252_1099392605238_1239346820_30315978_5137455_n.j pg

pretty sure that pic was photoshopped because we know he doen't get to forehead

That must be whoever wore #90 before that big ol' wussy marion williams...

El Tejano
09-05-2010, 01:40 AM
Offensive Tackles circle the game they play against The Texans because they consider Mario a walk in the park.

Texan_Bill
09-05-2010, 01:41 AM
http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/img/crotch-grab.jpg

:facepalm: Doc!!

El Tejano
09-05-2010, 01:45 AM
Mar -ee- HO! Mar-ee-HO!

dc_txtech
09-05-2010, 11:19 AM
Mario Williams got stuck in a tree and had to be rescued by a kitten. :kitten:

He drives a Mazda Miata.

Mario cannot start a fire on a grill but bakes a fine souffle.

He spends his days off drinking Zima and talking about his feelings while watching Moulin Rouge.

Mario Williams is an avid fisherman but he won't put the minnow on the hook himself because he doesn't want to get his hands icky.

Wolf
09-05-2010, 11:31 AM
Mario: what makes me sad is seeing blue and white jerseys with Manning and Clark on the back of them

R lee Emery: you know what makes me sad? YOU DO! let's all ride over to namby-pamby land and see if we can buy some self esteem

http://www.chriscantore.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/r-lee-ermey1-1.jpg


Jackwagon

False Start
09-05-2010, 11:57 AM
http://a.imageshack.us/img251/8666/mariowig2.jpg

JB
09-05-2010, 12:52 PM
:lol:

HJam72
09-05-2010, 01:10 PM
http://a.imageshack.us/img251/8666/mariowig2.jpg

Actually, this would scare me if I saw him in person. Man that big shouldn't be schizophrenic/gay.

False Start
09-05-2010, 01:17 PM
Actually, this would scare me if I saw him in person. Man that big shouldn't be schizophrenic/gay.

Yep, lol. Thats one drag queen you edit: wouldn't lol...want to F with. :hide:

The Pencil Neck
09-05-2010, 01:22 PM
Yep, lol. Thats one drag queen you want to F with. :hide:

So... you're saying you like to F with drag queens?

:backsout:

False Start
09-05-2010, 01:28 PM
So... you're saying you like to F with drag queens?

:backsout:

Yeah, I just caught that, damn typos.

ubecool454
09-05-2010, 02:23 PM
Idiots ragging on Mario...y'all don't know football.

Ryan
09-05-2010, 02:29 PM
Idiots ragging on Mario...y'all don't know football.



:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Wolf
09-05-2010, 02:33 PM
Idiots ragging on Mario...y'all don't know football.

this is a reverse psychology thread (see post #1)

hot pickle
09-05-2010, 02:43 PM
HAHAHAA i just got a private message from ubecool


"Shutup and stick to Canada second hand football."

goood one buddddyyy :splits:

False Start
09-05-2010, 03:21 PM
Idiots ragging on Mario...y'all don't know football.

If you're taking this thread serious, you have no sense of humor what so ever. Its all in good fun bud. :cool:

The Pencil Neck
09-05-2010, 03:23 PM
If you're taking this thread serious, you have no sense of humor what so ever. Its all in good fun bud. :cool:

I shot him an IM. He's cool now.

False Start
09-05-2010, 03:25 PM
I shot him an IM. He's cool now.

Cool. I wasn't talking smack. Just pointing out we were just messing around.

Pollardized
09-06-2010, 10:52 AM
I caught up with Mario yesterday at Pappadeauxs. He let me take a pic when he was leaving. It was awesome!



















http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_omk7dxCwoak/Sn8nlAxqF7I/AAAAAAAAAF8/dm-bqQWwyu8/s400/im_a_bed_wetting_liberal_sissy_wuss_tshirt-p235386720201762293us19_400.jpg

JB
09-06-2010, 10:53 AM
:lol:

Ryan
09-07-2010, 11:31 AM
Mario got fired from the grocery store as a teenager for having the inability to sack, and then proceeded to cry and cry in his usual wussy ways.

El Tejano
09-07-2010, 01:01 PM
Hey Mario. Jeff Saturday agrees with this thread!

Pollardized
09-07-2010, 03:43 PM
Just got an email from Mario, he wanted me to post this video as a reminder that he can in fact catch someone with much superior athletic ability, so knock off the jokes and smart ass comments about him!!!!


http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/09000d5d81453048

JB
09-07-2010, 03:47 PM
Just got an email from Mario, he wanted me to post this video as a reminder that he can in fact catch someone with much superior athletic ability, so knock off the jokes and smart ass comments about him!!!!


http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/09000d5d81453048

And the Wuss almost let that one get away!

Pollardized
09-07-2010, 03:57 PM
And the Wuss almost let that one get away!

Notice he was wearing colt-like colors? Maria was probably pretty scared to touch him. Big wuss!!!!

JB
09-07-2010, 04:04 PM
Notice he was wearing colt-like colors? Maria was probably pretty scared to touch him. Big wuss!!!!

lol:

False Start
09-07-2010, 04:32 PM
Just got an email from Mario, he wanted me to post this video as a reminder that he can in fact catch someone with much superior athletic ability, so knock off the jokes and smart ass comments about him!!!!


http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/09000d5d81453048

He creeps me out in that commercial. :peek:

He looks goofier than a sumbitch.

TheCD
09-08-2010, 10:41 AM
This just in:


The Texans have hired an independent party to carry around a giant #18 sign and place it on the ground behind the line of scrimmage while the Colts have possession.


When asked as to the nature of this move, the Texans Front Office responded by stating: "Well, we figured that we would try paying someone who could put #18 on the turf, since we don't have anyone capable of doing it now."

El Tejano
09-08-2010, 11:21 AM
I can't believe that I've been making this thread ever since 2007 and people still dont get the joke.

I tell you what I can believe though, MARIO SUCKS and even he knows it too!!!!

Pollardized
09-08-2010, 01:15 PM
I can't believe that I've been making this thread ever since 2007 and people still dont get the joke.

I tell you what I can believe though, MARIO SUCKS and even he knows it too!!!!

I've had enough. I'm calling Maria out right now. Every game with no sack, I'm catching him/her in the parking lot after the game and opening up a Sam's club sized can of whoop ass on his John Brown behind.

thunderkyss
09-12-2010, 07:16 AM
this is a reverse psychology thread (see post #1)

This thread is to get Mario fired up.

We know he doesn't read it, it's just fun thinking that we're going to get Mario pissed enough to show up & show out at the game.


By the way, I heard Peyton telling Fat jokes about Mario's momma.

HJam72
09-12-2010, 07:33 AM
Considering that Peyton is healthy at this juncture in Mario's (wuss name) career, I'd say his mother probably is a big fat cow. :cow:

thunderkyss
09-12-2010, 07:36 AM
Mario got fired from the grocery store as a teenager for having the inability to sack, and then proceeded to cry and cry in his usual wussy ways.

I heard he did the most of his sacking the final week before they let him go.

unabated
09-12-2010, 07:45 AM
We need big ol' fat Albert Haynesworth up the middle for Mario to have a chance on the outside, you can say whatever about Albert, but he does take up about 2 to 3 guys in the middle, can't get Uncle Bob to let go of some of that Billion dollars he has... and BTW Mario does read this thread and it makes him cry ... :*( .... LOL.

Dwade
09-12-2010, 09:00 AM
Peyton Manning did Mario's wife and made him hold her hair.

False Start
09-12-2010, 09:02 AM
I hope Mario is not having a bad hair day, and he gets his makeup right today.

DBCooper
09-12-2010, 09:08 AM
Mario, Peyton is laughing at you.

Says you are a bust.

He would have picked Reggie.

Says you can't even get by an undrafted rookie LT today.

CloakNNNdagger
09-12-2010, 09:17 AM
Who has to custom make you girlfriend's Granny Panties?
http://badkidsgoodgrammar.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/granny.jpg

False Start
09-12-2010, 09:22 AM
Who has to custom make you girlfriend's Granny Panties?
http://badkidsgoodgrammar.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/granny.jpg

Are those Rex Ryan's'?

DBCooper
09-12-2010, 09:23 AM
Are those Rex Ryan's'?

That is Rex Ryan

False Start
09-12-2010, 09:36 AM
That is Rex Ryan

:heh:

DBCooper
09-12-2010, 09:43 AM
:heh:

I think she's a hell of a coach though!

False Start
09-12-2010, 02:15 PM
I'm still not impressed Mario. :rolleyes:

Scooter
09-12-2010, 03:19 PM
2 sacks and a hundred knockdowns ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

reggie bush would've had that by halftime.

False Start
09-12-2010, 03:47 PM
He did alright I guess, but nothing spectacular. :sleep:

DBCooper
09-12-2010, 03:48 PM
Move along nothing to see here

Dwade
09-12-2010, 03:52 PM
Obviously Manning felt bad for him...Mario sucks

HJam72
09-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Well, I have to give him some credit, because Peyton's gonna gave to take his panties off and get in a sauna after this game. :bravo:

Just for the record, I don't wanna see that.

TexanExile
09-12-2010, 04:01 PM
As usual, Okoye does all the hard work and Mario gets all the credit. What a joke. As if he could even get a single sack against McNabb next week.

JamesBill
09-12-2010, 04:18 PM
Dude try getting into the backfield next time Mario. Geez! I doubt Manning even knew you were in the game!

Malloy
09-12-2010, 04:19 PM
I love this thread! :)

DBCooper
09-12-2010, 04:21 PM
patty cake football, Mario

HJam72
09-12-2010, 04:22 PM
McNabb's mom could take Mario.

Ryan
09-12-2010, 04:36 PM
If sucking was a professional sport, Mario would be the mvp.

El Tejano
09-12-2010, 05:58 PM
I'm sorry folks but this thread works.

MARIO IS A PANZY!!!!!

BigBull17
09-12-2010, 06:26 PM
Dude try getting into the backfield next time Mario. Geez! I doubt Manning even knew you were in the game!

I think thats because he was so punch drunk he thought it was number 909. But yea, Reggie would be a better Dend than Mario.

PapaL
09-12-2010, 06:41 PM
Geez...did he even play today? I don't think I saw him out there at all!

Houston_Fanatic
09-12-2010, 07:48 PM
Mario is ready for BATTLE RED DAY:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a294/sarafina159/mariotutucopy.jpg

The Pencil Neck
09-14-2010, 06:31 PM
Now that we've got Denney and Ogunleye, we can cut this over-priced scrub, right?

JB
09-14-2010, 06:34 PM
Now that we've got Denney and Ogunleye, we can cut this over-priced scrub, right?

Is he elgible for the PS?

The Pencil Neck
09-14-2010, 06:39 PM
Is he elgible for the PS?

For the Puh-Ce squad?

He should be.

HJam72
09-14-2010, 06:40 PM
McNabb say, "Everyone who wants to grow up and be a man should eat more Campbell's chunky soup....especially wimps like Mario." :kitten:

The Pencil Neck
09-14-2010, 06:42 PM
The Shannahans have given Trent Williams the week off since he doesn't have anyone to block. After all, Clinton Portis can easily handle Mario one on one all game long.

JB
09-14-2010, 06:47 PM
The Shannahans have given Trent Williams the week off since he doesn't have anyone to block. After all, Clinton Portis can easily handle Mario one on one all game long.

Nah, they won't even ask Portis to bother with him. No way he can catch McNabb anyway, the slow weak wimp.

HJam72
09-14-2010, 06:49 PM
Mario won't even make it out of the locker room, because a certain female reporter plans to smother him. :smooch:

False Start
09-14-2010, 06:53 PM
Mario has no sack whatsoever. ;)

DBCooper
09-14-2010, 09:46 PM
Mario has no sack whatsoever. ;)

That is funny!

El Tejano
09-14-2010, 09:52 PM
Mario, c'mon man!

The Pencil Neck
09-14-2010, 09:53 PM
Inez Sainz went to interview Mario in his bedroom and nothing he did made her uncomfortable.

Just bored.

El Tejano
09-14-2010, 09:54 PM
Mario, Ryan Denney is here for your spot on the team because he's already doubled your sack total.

BigBull17
09-14-2010, 09:56 PM
He creeps me out in that commercial. :peek:

He looks goofier than a sumbitch.

All the other commercials look normal, Mario's makes him look like a pedophilia.

El Tejano
09-14-2010, 09:57 PM
Inez Sainz went to interview Mario in his bedroom and nothing he did made her uncomfortable.

Just bored.

She was also wondering why he had a little white string hanging out his butt.

Texan_Bill
09-14-2010, 09:59 PM
I can't believe that I've been making this thread ever since 2007 and people still dont get the joke.

I tell you what I can believe though, MARIO SUCKS and even he knows it too!!!!

What joke? Mario's a ****ing Puh Ce!!! ;)

BigBull17
09-14-2010, 10:01 PM
Inez Sainz went to interview Mario in his bedroom and nothing he did made her uncomfortable.

Just bored.

Yeah, she told him what happened and he felt uncomfortable for her. Can't believe Mario sucks so much he is tied with Jason Babin in sacks.

JB
09-14-2010, 10:25 PM
Yeah, she told him what happened and he felt uncomfortable for her. Can't believe Mario sucks so much he is tied with Jason Babin in sacks.

:headhurts:

Didn't know low could be so low! But Mario is such a wuss, he takes it as a complement.

Pollardized
09-14-2010, 11:04 PM
I hear this is Mario's favorite place to eat:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_IMGjq3rRTeg/SlOGAtSJs0I/AAAAAAAAB9g/fGLGcTHWmbU/s800/Dick-s-Sausage-Posters.jpg

BigBull17
09-15-2010, 07:26 AM
I heard Mario wants the Texans to look into his idea of a Battle Pink day.

burro
09-15-2010, 08:30 AM
i heard that mario williams had a fabulous time at vince young's birthday bash in 2008.

Texan_Bill
09-15-2010, 08:31 AM
:hobie:

False Start
09-15-2010, 08:43 AM
Mario has a new endorsement deal:

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/457/mariose.jpg

Ryan
09-15-2010, 11:52 AM
Mario has a new endorsement deal:

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/457/mariose.jpg



:lol:


must spread rep...

Wolf6151
09-15-2010, 01:13 PM
Hey Mario, Donovan McNabb said that your a flat footed, needle dick, ugly SOB, and your mama dresses you funny.

Pollardized
09-16-2010, 08:39 AM
After a lifetime of being a "bottom", Mario's first try at being a "top":

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/09/11/sp-ben12_0499100229.jpg

El Tejano
09-16-2010, 09:02 AM
After a lifetime of being a "bottom", Mario's first try at being a "top":

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/09/11/sp-ben12_0499100229.jpg

Rothlesberger has stated that the chick in the restroom at that club he was at did it harder than Mario.

Pollardized
09-16-2010, 09:11 AM
Rothlesberger has stated that the chick in the restroom at that club he was at did it harder than Mario.

And she didn't cry when it was over like Mario

False Start
09-16-2010, 07:43 PM
Mario tried to steal a little girls tricycle, the little girl kicked his ass and took it back. http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4776/khahaurgay.gif

TexansForTheW
09-16-2010, 07:53 PM
I wonder if Redskin fans are reading this wondering WTF lol......

Texan_Bill
09-16-2010, 07:54 PM
This one of the funniest threads - evah!!!! Some of y'all crack me up!!!

False Start
09-16-2010, 08:32 PM
Mario walks funny live an Avon Lady because his lipstick. :)

El Tejano
09-17-2010, 07:13 AM
I woke up this morning and there waiting for me, like every day, was the fact that
MARIO SUCKS!!!!

Pollardized
09-17-2010, 08:13 AM
Warning Mild Language!!!!







































http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/29432-mario.jpg

BigBull17
09-17-2010, 11:37 AM
Mario is such a sissy, he was super excited to have that dream boat Lienart come to the team. He even got him to autograph his peck.

False Start
09-17-2010, 12:06 PM
Mario is such a sissy, he was super excited to have that dream boat Lienart come to the team. He even got him to autograph his peck.

:heh:

I hear there are already hot tub pics of them two out there.



http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/930/mattleinartgirlsdirtyma.jpg

BigBull17
09-17-2010, 12:42 PM
:heh:

I hear there are already hot tub pics of them two out there.



http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/930/mattleinartgirlsdirtyma.jpg

Dude...Awesome...must spread rep.

JB
09-17-2010, 12:47 PM
:heh:

I hear there are already hot tub pics of them two out there.



http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/930/mattleinartgirlsdirtyma.jpg

:spit:

PapaL
09-17-2010, 03:10 PM
Almost time for Mario to play patty cake again. Sissy!

False Start
09-17-2010, 10:21 PM
Dude...Awesome...must spread rep.

:tiphat:


Mario isn't the brightest guy either. He once asked me what comes after the letter X, and I said Y. He replied, oh I was just wondering........ :ok:

JB
09-17-2010, 11:04 PM
:lol:

Malloy
09-19-2010, 02:30 AM
We need to get this thread back on page one!

Mario, I'm not even sure he went to Washington, too scared to get on the plane!

The Pencil Neck
09-19-2010, 02:47 AM
Mario is askairt of Trent Williams and Donovan McNabb.

Everyone knows that.

brakos82
09-19-2010, 05:53 AM
It's 5:52 AM in Texas.

And Mario's still a sissy.

thunderkyss
09-19-2010, 06:04 AM
Donovan told me Mario's mom is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

sakebomb
09-19-2010, 06:51 AM
Has anyone noticed the yellow stain on Mario's pants seems to get bigger as the game progresses? By the end of the game it matches the one on his belly. Wuss!!

Pollardized
09-19-2010, 08:02 AM
Wow, I found a pic of a dreadlocked Donovan McNabb hanging out with Mario's dad:






http://patrique.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/noaharc-black-love.jpg




I guess the FRUIT doesn't fall far from the wussy family tree

PapaL
09-19-2010, 10:21 AM
I heard Mario "Ines" Sainz was also uncomfortable in the locker room.
Damn Princess.

Malloy
09-19-2010, 10:30 AM
Princess DeMario!

Wolf
09-19-2010, 11:31 AM
I think Jeff Saturday's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auNmokoiVWQ)view point hasn't changed much over the years

PapaL
09-19-2010, 12:00 PM
McNabb wants to know if you want some of his Campbells Chunky Soup Mario.

Showtime100
09-19-2010, 12:04 PM
I think Jeff Saturday's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auNmokoiVWQ)view point hasn't changed much over the years

Wolf, luv ya, but you know that wasn't last week, right? :mcnugget:

:D You probably did, I was just expecting this year's Saturday.

Wolf
09-19-2010, 12:05 PM
Wolf, luv ya, but you know that wasn't last week, right? :mcnugget:

:D You probably did, I was just expecting this year's Saturday.

I think Saturday still wants to knock mario out or just try to LOL

mattieuk
09-19-2010, 12:09 PM
McNabb wants to know if you want some of his Campbells Chunky Soup Mario.

Too manly for Mario. He's a an alphabet pasta in bland chicken broth kind of guy.

After talking to Myers during the week, and hearing that they were focusing on London, he brought a travel book of England in the next day. Dumbass.

Wolf
09-19-2010, 12:28 PM
only sack mario is going to see

http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/ij/b1/sack-groceries-200X200.jpg

Ryan
09-19-2010, 01:18 PM
Mario got mugged by girl scouts when he entered Washington today.

PapaL
09-19-2010, 01:27 PM
I heard the Heisman Committe is going to give Mario Reggie's Heisman. Not because he's as good as Reggie, or VY, but because he's a swell type of guy.

HJam72
09-19-2010, 02:24 PM
It's getting late. Maria better get her little skirt ready for the game.

Oh, and Foster needs to kneel toward the pyramids and pray to Buddha, or whomever.

The Pencil Neck
09-19-2010, 07:04 PM
Maria disgusts me.

Can't make a play when it counts. Can't make a play when it doesn't count.

Goatcheese
09-19-2010, 07:12 PM
What a punk. He's only sacked the QB 5 times in 2 games.

He should be paying McNair to let him play.

brakos82
09-19-2010, 07:14 PM
That was the absolute worst game by Maria Williams.

PapaL
09-19-2010, 07:27 PM
Reggie Reggie Reggie

False Start
09-19-2010, 08:56 PM
After the past two sh!tty games from Mario, he went immediately to the locker room, and released himself on his Madden franchise.

JamesBill
09-19-2010, 09:04 PM
I have Mario figured out now. He is a "stat guy" Never steps up his game when the game is on the line. Make some GAME CHANGING plays Mario. Get some attitude and lead the team or something. Come on man!

PHAROAH
09-19-2010, 09:11 PM
Mario will have multiple sacks next week on Tony Homo!!!!!

Pollardized
09-19-2010, 09:14 PM
Mario will have multiple sacks next week on Tony Homo!!!!!

Won't be the 1st time Tony Homo has had multiple sacks on him....


Oh you meant on the field!

drewmar74
09-19-2010, 10:00 PM
won't be the 1st time tony homo has had multiple sacks on him....


Oh you meant on the field!

d'oh!

El Tejano
09-19-2010, 10:41 PM
I'm sorry but this thread works.

Whatever happened to that DE we drafted in 2006?

GuerillaBlack
09-19-2010, 11:29 PM
Mario quietly has three sacks today.

El Tejano
09-19-2010, 11:33 PM
Mario quietly has three sacks today.

Did they count the third one? I thought it was negated with Antonio Smith's stupid penalty.

Either way, Mario sucks and he knows it.:specnatz:

Ryan
09-19-2010, 11:36 PM
Did they count the third one? I thought it was negated with Antonio Smith's stupid penalty.

Either way, Mario sucks and he knows it.:specnatz:


I checked the stats cause i thought it was wrong too, and they gave him 3 sacks. I think they just added 15 yards to where Mario sacked Mcnabb from.

DexmanC
09-20-2010, 01:23 AM
Mario. We've had two games, and all you can manage is
FOUR SACKS!!??

Step ya game up! You're only on pace for 32 sacks on the season, dude.

ObsiWan
09-20-2010, 01:38 AM
Mario. We've had two games, and all you can manage is
FOUR SACKS!!??

Step ya game up! You're only on pace for 32 sacks on the season, dude.

Yeah, that Matthews kid up in GB has SIX. Turn it UP Williams!!!

Mari-OWNED!
09-20-2010, 01:40 AM
I found this quote hilarious. Did anyone else hear about this?

Mario Williams said he was motivated by taunts during the game from Redskins fans, who made references to the mushrooms in the Super Mario Brothers video game. "'You need a mushroom' and all that," Williams said. "They got their mushroom. They definitely got it."

Source: http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2010091900/2010/REG2/texans@redskins#tab:recap/recap-channels:cat-post-recap-full-story

Malloy
09-20-2010, 03:00 AM
Maria disgusts me.

Can't make a play when it counts. Can't make a play when it doesn't count.

Maria Williams, is she a tennis player or something? :)

Malloy
09-20-2010, 03:12 AM
Mario. We've had two games, and all you can manage is
FOUR SACKS!!??

Step ya game up! You're only on pace for 32 sacks on the season, dude.

Demaria Williams is an embarrassment to us all...

BigBull17
09-20-2010, 07:35 AM
only sack mario is going to see

http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/ij/b1/sack-groceries-200X200.jpg

Nah, he'll see plenty of sack when they tea bad him. Little pansy.

El Tejano
09-20-2010, 08:14 AM
I don't think I would be too hard on Mario if we could only see some frickin effort on his part.

BigBull17
09-20-2010, 09:20 AM
Gets all his stats in garbage time. Who needs them in the 4th quarter and ot? ****ing loser.

Dread-Head
09-20-2010, 10:53 AM
Heard Mariio say on the news that the Redskins' fans were pissing him off during the 3rd quarter and amped up his 4th quarter. Let's hope some Dall-ASS fans are sitting right behind him Sunday!

GlassHalfFull
09-20-2010, 11:22 AM
Heard Mariio say on the news that the Redskins' fans were pissing him off during the 3rd quarter and amped up his 4th quarter. Let's hope some Dall-ASS fans are sitting right behind him Sunday!

Hmmm, maybe some Texans fans who sit behind the players should go disguised as Cowgirl fans, and raze him all game. :kitten:

TheCD
09-20-2010, 11:23 AM
Super Mario: Defensive end Mario Williams had a monster game, registering three sacks, two tackles for a loss and a pair of pass deflections. He also took time after the game to ‘thank’ the Redskins’ fans.

“I appreciate the help from the fans behind our bench,” Williams said. “It really meant a lot, talking all that noise. It’s great to have 92,000 (fans) shut up. It’s just one of those things, you go out there and play ball.”

Williams was asked what was said to him by those fans, and he explained.

“Eat a mushroom, and all that," he said. "They got their mushroom. They definitely got it. It’s nothing but motivation.”

The mushroom jibe was a reference to the “Super Mario Brothers” video game, in which the title character grows bigger when touching/eating a mushroom.


http://www.houstontexans.com/news/article-3/Postgame-Notebook-Texans-at-Redskins/bf13626b-eafc-4824-90f4-bc0f3cd144e0

The Pencil Neck
09-20-2010, 12:44 PM
Hmmm, maybe some Texans fans who sit behind the players should go disguised as Cowgirl fans, and raze him all game. :kitten:

Come on, guys.

Let's stay on point in this thread.

And the point of this thread is that Mario Williams is a wussy and a bust.

GlassHalfFull
09-20-2010, 03:52 PM
Come on, guys.

Let's stay on point in this thread.

And the point of this thread is that Mario Williams is a wussy and a bust.

Just saying we may need to step it up and tell him that in person on Sunday. That is the royal we, you understand. As in, somebody besides me.

RagingBull
09-20-2010, 04:08 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPpIrpRb2Fxlt5JSy9TFqg7HRejC-BKq1LOgDCVNWSlGAuQRE&t=1&usg=__owFJTIdTuCzDe0AhvoZ8yjqggQY = http://www.slapstickanalysis.com/images/2010/beavis-butthead-wuss.jpg + http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEpJf-ok56amKF1rmhPubvcFgLDXmF-UqiHQORg2WtMWgSL8A&t=1&usg=__kUuoWzkMPfbZcEt0BmdtIoPRQEE=

brakos82
09-20-2010, 04:12 PM
Pansy. :uchicken:

Pollardized
09-21-2010, 04:54 PM
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/Romo.jpg

Scooter
09-21-2010, 05:10 PM
our server would rather shut itsself down than watch mario suck each week.

ESAD2-14
09-21-2010, 05:15 PM
Mushroom Eater
:worm:?

TexansForTheW
09-21-2010, 05:23 PM
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/Romo.jpg

hahaha

BrandonLwowski
09-21-2010, 05:37 PM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now

JB
09-21-2010, 05:40 PM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now

:facepalm:

TexansForTheW
09-21-2010, 05:44 PM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now

No man, Mario sucks. He has and will never live up to his hype or half of what it is. I would rather put ND Kalu back on the line over Mario.

Austrian
09-21-2010, 05:49 PM
No man, Mario sucks. He has and will never live up to his hype or half of what it is. I would rather put ND Kalu back on the line over Mario.

Heck even John "the breathe" McClain would be an upgrade.

JB
09-21-2010, 05:50 PM
No man, Mario sucks. He has and will never live up to his hype or half of what it is. I would rather put ND Kalu back on the line over Mario.

Hell no! Anthony Weaver is the man!

False Start
09-21-2010, 05:55 PM
Matt Stevens thinks Mario sucks, and is the worst player in Texans history.

Pollardized
09-21-2010, 08:29 PM
No man, Mario sucks. He has and will never live up to his hype or half of what it is. I would rather put ND Kalu back on the line over Mario.

Chris Brown could run through Mario's grasp. And complete a halfback pass over him.

TexansForTheW
09-21-2010, 09:59 PM
Mario's so bad opposing Left Tackles probably circle the date they play Mario on the calender and consider it a day off.

Ryan
09-22-2010, 12:15 AM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now


:facepalm:

in the words of Cris Carter and the ESPN crew, C'MON MANNNNNN!!!

GuerillaBlack
09-22-2010, 12:29 AM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now

Are you watching the same games I'm watching?!? The Texans should have drafted Vince Young instead of Mario "Bust" Williams.

The Pencil Neck
09-22-2010, 12:32 AM
Are you watching the same games I'm watching?!? The Texans should have drafted Vince Young instead of Mario "Bust" Williams.

Vince Young? Heck, if we wanted a better DE, we could have drafted Nick Reed (he's the last DE drafted in the 2006 draft) and he would have been a couple of steps up from Maria.

Pollardized
09-22-2010, 07:00 AM
Watching Maria play really makes me appreciate Jason Babin and Travis Johnson..

Pollardized
09-22-2010, 07:06 AM
Mario Williams sucks so bad, even this guy doesn't fear his rush:

http://www.bakersfield.net/photography/galleries/2004/david_carr/photos/1.jpg

False Start
09-22-2010, 07:36 AM
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3052/mariotunnelkickme.jpg

:heh:

Texas T
09-22-2010, 07:37 AM
Are you watching the same games I'm watching?!? The Texans should have drafted Vince Young instead of Mario "Bust" Williams.

Hell no, I'd rather have Bush and his broken leg on the team than this guy (I can't even type his name he's soooooooo bad)!

El Tejano
09-22-2010, 07:46 AM
Where's your mushroom Mario?!!! Panzy!!!

Malloy
09-22-2010, 09:31 AM
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3052/mariotunnelkickme.jpg

:heh:

we have a winner :)

Pollardized
09-22-2010, 09:40 AM
Cowgirls offensive line worried so little about Maria Williams' ability they decided to play a little recreational dodgeball during this morning's practice

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/446373/cowboys-offensive-line-look-to-work-out-on-some-drills-using-training-equipment-during-their-minicamp_medium.jpg

Pollardized
09-22-2010, 09:44 AM
Kyle Kosier said Mario (and Mario's mama) will be seeing him like this alot this weekend:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZ18TgcVF2w/TG1PXgF0UGI/AAAAAAAAIME/jhxvsZVx0gc/s1600/kosier.jpg

drs23
09-22-2010, 10:08 AM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now

:facepalm: :facepalm:

drs23
09-22-2010, 10:11 AM
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3052/mariotunnelkickme.jpg

:heh:

Now that's funny FS. Rep to ya.

False Start
09-22-2010, 05:12 PM
Mario has landed a role in the upcoming Shrek movie, he will be playing the role of "Wuss In Boots"

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3412/mariowussnbootscopy.jpg

False Start
09-22-2010, 05:14 PM
Am i the only person who thinks mario williams has had an amazing first two games. How can u complain about 4 sacks, 8 tackles, 3 assist, 2 passes defended in 2 games. IMO he is our best player right now on defense right alongside Pollard. Yall are crazy to hate on him right now

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1336/rp4.gif


Mario has landed a role in the upcoming Shrek movie, he will be playing the role of "Wuss In Boots"

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3412/mariowussnbootscopy.jpg

JB
09-22-2010, 05:49 PM
Mario has landed a role in the upcoming Shrek movie, he will be playing the role of "Wuss In Boots"

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3412/mariowussnbootscopy.jpg

Classic! That's great!



MSR!

False Start
09-22-2010, 06:13 PM
classic! That's great!



Msr!

:tiphat:

Pollardized
09-22-2010, 06:18 PM
Most don't know, but before football Mario had a successful run as part of a very awesome musical group:





http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/village_people_1.jpg

JB
09-22-2010, 06:23 PM
Mario has landed a role in the upcoming Shrek movie, he will be playing the role of "Wuss In Boots"

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3412/mariowussnbootscopy.jpg

Most don't know, but before football Mario had a successful run as part of a very awesome musical group:





http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/village_people_1.jpg

You guys ought to put a few entries in the photoshop thread http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75562

TexansForTheW
09-22-2010, 06:23 PM
Mario sucks so bad he couldn't even make the Browns.

Thorn
09-22-2010, 06:27 PM
Mario sucks so bad he couldn't even make the Browns.

Now that just terrible! :lol:

Wolf
09-22-2010, 06:32 PM
those that saw last weeks game, saw Pollard demolish the receiver in the backfield (was it galloway?) on that end around.

well atleast Pollard has the balls to do it when a receiver has the ball

unlike mario who is puh-ce and can't follow the ball and hit a guy with the ball
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dGduRc1I4)
:runaway:

False Start
09-22-2010, 06:33 PM
He wouldn't stand a chance on the 2-14 Texans.

The Pencil Neck
09-22-2010, 06:44 PM
Mario Williams, The David Carr of DEs.

(That actually hurt to say.)

False Start
09-22-2010, 06:47 PM
Jason Babin said Mario is a bust, and was overrated coming out of college.

JB
09-22-2010, 07:02 PM
Jamarcus Russel thinks Maria is a fat, slow, lazy, dumb bust of a #1 pick.

Wolf
09-22-2010, 07:08 PM
If you can't beat them, join them

Kubiak decides to move Mario to forth string QB behind Leinart due to Mario's suckitude at DE

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2007/09000d5d802988dd_gallery_600.jpg

Wolf
09-22-2010, 07:33 PM
:runaway:

False Start
09-23-2010, 07:33 AM
If you can't beat them, join them

Kubiak decides to move Mario to forth string QB behind Leinart due to Mario's suckitude at DE

Really though, just imagine defenses trying to sack him. He would probably just fall down, and go into the fetal position. :ahhaha:

HuttoKarl
09-23-2010, 08:15 AM
Tony Romo said Mario Williams smells like doo doo.

Beer and Metal
09-23-2010, 09:08 AM
Romo said he's glad to be on the field with Mario, as it's the only time this year he won't be the most feminine player.

The Pencil Neck
09-23-2010, 04:01 PM
Tony Romo is looking forward to this game because he wants to ask Mario some questions about manscaping and taking female hormones.

mattieuk
09-23-2010, 04:15 PM
When Mario went on Jim Rome's show, he was referred to as 'Venus', and took it as a complement to his masculinity.

Austrian
09-23-2010, 04:30 PM
When Mario went on Jim Rome's show, he was referred to as 'Venus', and took it as a complement to his masculinity.

That's awesome!

RagingBull
09-23-2010, 04:50 PM
When Mario went on Jim Rome's show, he was referred to as 'Venus', and took it as a complement to his masculinity.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7438/mariovenuswilliams.jpg

False Start
09-23-2010, 05:03 PM
With his recent wussyness, it has earned him a lot more endorsement deals, this is one of the first ones we will be seeing.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5708/mariopax.jpg

RagingBull
09-23-2010, 09:00 PM
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7003/fdsmario.jpg

brakos82
09-23-2010, 09:05 PM
Did this become the "Embarassing Pics of Mario" thread? :lol:

Of course, these are all gross understatements to the suckitude that is Mario.

RagingBull
09-23-2010, 09:39 PM
I don't think that he feels they are embarassing. He is just trying to express his inner Wuss.

hradhak
09-23-2010, 09:41 PM
Do the Texans get extra cap room for keeping the weak and disabled on the team? If so, we've probably doubled our cap space with the weakling that is Mario. :kitten:

VTexan
09-23-2010, 09:52 PM
No wonder Mario plays like he is in 3rd grade, he sounds like he is still in 3rd grade.

False Start
09-23-2010, 10:13 PM
He won 1st place. :clap: :heh:

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/6264/mariobikinicopy.jpg

Pollardized
09-23-2010, 10:17 PM
Think I may have figured out Mario is such a wuss. Found this pic of Mario and a couple friends hanging out:


http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/barney-and-friends.jpg

mattieuk
09-23-2010, 10:41 PM
When Mario went on Jim Rome's show, he was referred to as 'Venus', and took it as a complement to his masculinity.

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/4237203/img/Anonymous/Mario-Changed.jpg