PDA

View Full Version : Mario you're a little wuss!


Pages : 1 [2]

El Tejano
09-24-2010, 08:35 AM
Hey Mario,

I know I created this thread and I'll admit the fun and games. However this post is no joke man. All week all I've been hearing about is Demarcus Ware this and Demarcus Ware that, Houston's defense gives up so many passing yards etc....Then I hear that the Cowboys should run the ball at Mario Williams.

What's up with the no respect man. Appearantly your 4 sacks in two games mean jack squat to the rest of the league. Appearantly they don't think you're worth a crap. You haven't established nothing man. Nobody's noticing nobody cares....your just Mario Williams who the Texans picked instead of Bush.

It's time for you to lay down the law bro. Seriously. I sat there watching thinking that you have to have a monster take over game because it doesn't even matter how many sacks you have now. Time to take over a game man!!!!

BigBull17
09-24-2010, 10:11 AM
Hey Mario,

I know I created this thread and I'll admit the fun and games. However this post is no joke man. All week all I've been hearing about is Demarcus Ware this and Demarcus Ware that, Houston's defense gives up so many passing yards etc....Then I hear that the Cowboys should run the ball at Mario Williams.

What's up with the no respect man. Appearantly your 4 sacks in two games mean jack squat to the rest of the league. Appearantly they don't think you're worth a crap. You haven't established nothing man. Nobody's noticing nobody cares....your just Mario Williams who the Texans picked instead of Bush.

It's time for you to lay down the law bro. Seriously. I sat there watching thinking that you have to have a monster take over game because it doesn't even matter how many sacks you have now. Time to take over a game man!!!!

If their gameplan is to run at Mario, then I like our chances. He is a dominant pass rusher, and even better vs the run. Bring Cowbitches.

BigBull17
09-24-2010, 10:13 AM
Oh, and Mario is such a little sissy man that he wanted to try out for center, cause he would love to have a mans hands in his crotch.

Austrian
09-24-2010, 11:01 AM
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7438/mariovenuswilliams.jpg

A pic of him trying out for the lingerie league. He didn't make it because he started crying when someone said he looked fat.

False Start
09-24-2010, 11:35 AM
A pic of him trying out for the lingerie league. He didn't make it because he started crying when someone said he looked fat.

From what I heard he made the team, and will be playing "left out."


http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6034/maroll.jpg

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 11:38 AM
Think I may have figured out Mario is such a wuss. Found this pic of Mario and a couple friends hanging out:


http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/barney-and-friends.jpg

Only a few things in this world freak me out and they go in this order:

Snakes
Spiders
Clowns and finally,
Teletubbies

I almost want to negative rep you for this.... :bat:

RagingBull
09-24-2010, 12:22 PM
Only a few things in this world freak me out and they go in this order:

Snakes
Spiders
Clowns and finally,
Teletubbies

I almost want to negative rep you for this.... :bat:

:wadepalm:

Dude that is Barnio the purple wuss dinosaur, not a tele tubby. Git ur creepy kid icons strate man.

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 12:25 PM
:wadepalm:

Dude that is Barnio the purple wuss dinosaur, not a tele tubby. Git ur creepy kid icons strate man.

:facepalm: Bill!!!

Only a few things in this world freak me out and they go in this order:

Snakes
Spiders
Clowns and finally,
Teletubbies

AND Barney!!!

brakos82
09-24-2010, 03:14 PM
:facepalm: Bill!!!

:facepalm: Mario!!!

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 03:34 PM
:facepalm: Brakos!!

Back to topic. Mario, you're one gigantic Puh Ce!!!

BigBull17
09-24-2010, 03:48 PM
:facepalm: Brakos!!

Back to topic. Mario, you're one gigantic Puh Ce!!!

Hey now. Puh Ce's are way more manly than Miss. Demario Williams.

False Start
09-24-2010, 04:09 PM
Hey now. Puh Ce's are way more manly than Miss. Demario Williams.

He will never know the joy of getting any, he thinks they look icky.

El Tejano
09-24-2010, 04:32 PM
Mario,

YOU SUCK AGAIN!!!!

Texan_Bill
09-24-2010, 04:48 PM
Mario,

YOU SUCK AGAIN!!!!

That ^^^^ reminded me of this guy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sENKnrVltu8/S01xSaMHCsI/AAAAAAAABPI/jal5Vwydc5o/s400/Screen+shot+2010-01-13+at+1.06.04+AM.png

"We suck again!"

RagingBull
09-24-2010, 05:08 PM
Originally Posted by Texan_Bill
Brakos!!

Back to topic. Mario, you're one gigantic Puh Ce!!!


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QpxqkVXHIqFeaM:http://www.free-computer-wallpapers.com/pictures/albums/Animals-wallpaper/Cat_pictures2.jpg&t=1
MEOW!

False Start
09-25-2010, 09:24 AM
Mario is going to be fined 50,000 dollars for violation the leagues Wussy Policy.

False Start
09-25-2010, 07:14 PM
Mario has a crush on Romo :heart: so hes dressing up extra special this week.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3233/mariogirlfuglycopy.jpg

JB
09-25-2010, 07:25 PM
Mario has a crush on Romo :heart: so hes dressing up extra special this week.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3233/mariogirlfuglycopy.jpg

I think she would look better as a redhead...

TexansForTheW
09-26-2010, 12:14 AM
Mario has a crush on Romo :heart: so hes dressing up extra special this week.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3233/mariogirlfuglycopy.jpg

That is good stuff right there.

False Start
09-26-2010, 05:38 PM
Romo made Mario his new GF today. Mario takes it easy on the first date though, he doesn't want to make a move too quick and try to touch him too much.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4086/romomariocopy.jpg

El Tejano
09-27-2010, 01:49 PM
TYPICAL Mario!

El Tejano
09-28-2010, 11:41 AM
Maybe I should get Richard Justice to write about Mario sucking again because this thread didn't do it this week and we need to get to the bye on a good note.

Dwade
09-28-2010, 05:15 PM
Doug Free made Mario his *****!

We shoulda got Vince Young...

False Start
09-30-2010, 06:58 PM
Mario traded in his Lambo, for this:

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4192/pinkmariocarcopy.jpg

Wolf6151
09-30-2010, 07:36 PM
Making fun of Mario is fun but the bad thing is that last week he played badly and really was a wuss. The reverse psychology didn't work.

El Tejano
09-30-2010, 11:15 PM
He just proved us right that's all. BOO MARIO!!!!!

The Pencil Neck
10-01-2010, 12:24 AM
Making fun of Mario is fun but the bad thing is that last week he played badly and really was a wuss. The reverse psychology didn't work.

He played last week?

Strange.

No one noticed.

El Tejano
10-01-2010, 01:19 PM
Don't worry everyone! Our best DE will play this Sunday. Adowale Ogunleye

Ryan
10-01-2010, 08:05 PM
:kingkong:>mario


even :clown: is more of a man than mario.

PapaL
10-01-2010, 09:01 PM
Betcha Mario is out shopping for big floppy hats for Sunday; helps keep the sun out of his eyes while he's sitting on bench.

Texan_Bill
10-01-2010, 09:04 PM
Y'all, just ain't right!


I feel bad for Mario, considering he's the biggest wuss in Houston, since, well.... Tracy McPuh Cee.

kiwitexansfan
10-01-2010, 09:26 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/47623444_8073d2df9c.jpg

Perhaps this best represents Mario.

False Start
10-02-2010, 11:20 AM
Mario entered a biggest wussy contest, and they told him no professionals. http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6874/gayfightq.gif

PapaL
10-02-2010, 05:00 PM
Reggie Reggie Reggie

The Pencil Neck
10-07-2010, 01:56 PM
I'm so happy that we've signed Mark Anderson. If our front office is smart, they'll take this opportunity to cut Maria Williams and remove that stench of Epic Fail from the locker room.

BigBull17
10-07-2010, 02:07 PM
Y'all, just ain't right!


I feel bad for Mario, considering he's the biggest wuss in Houston, since, well.... Tracy McPuh Cee.

Even Stacey McStench Trench thinks Mario is a little pansy.

El Tejano
10-07-2010, 02:58 PM
Car Washes are using Mario Williams jerseys to dry off their cars. They feel if it sucks that hard on a football field its bound to suck up the water off the cars.

drewmar74
10-07-2010, 08:42 PM
http://timothyzhu.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/triumph01.jpg

No, no, no.... Mario is a good defensive end....... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

False Start
10-07-2010, 09:10 PM
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3721/mariovillagepeople1copy.jpg

JB
10-07-2010, 09:30 PM
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3721/mariovillagepeople1copy.jpg

Fantastic FS! Except I always considered Maria to be the cowgurl!!!

Pollardized
10-07-2010, 10:03 PM
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3721/mariovillagepeople1copy.jpg

Post #224 of this thread was better!!! He really looked gay smiling with the rest of them!

GuerillaBlack
10-08-2010, 12:34 AM
Is the guy on the far right Miles Austin?

El Tejano
10-08-2010, 08:18 AM
Mario's new nickname is Rainbow Bright!

Malloy
10-08-2010, 08:23 AM
Time for DeMaria to get her own sacks, not have QB's falling into her...

Start Mr. Anderson, a REAL man!

Big Lou
10-08-2010, 10:34 AM
Sshould we start a Brian Cushing is little wuss thread?

Can you imagine??? He might destroy the space time continuum on the first play of the game. :scarygirl:

And yes that is how you spell continuum, I looked it up!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pencil Neck
10-08-2010, 10:43 AM
Sshould we start a Brian Cushing is little wuss thread?

Can you imagine??? He might destroy the space time continuum on the first play of the game. :scarygirl:

And yes that is how you spell continuum, I looked it up!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, yeah, that's how you spell "continuum", but "space-time" is normally hyphenated.

Just FYI for the future.

BigBull17
10-08-2010, 12:21 PM
Sshould we start a Brian Cushing is little wuss thread?

Can you imagine??? He might destroy the space time continuum on the first play of the game. :scarygirl:

And yes that is how you spell continuum, I looked it up!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to talk smack about Cushing. Ever seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Cush will find the non-believers and show up at their house. Mario would too, but then he would ask you how you tend your garden.

Beer and Metal
10-08-2010, 01:11 PM
Thanks Mario! Because of you, we don't have a DEFENSE.

We have a DOH!FENSE!

The Pencil Neck
10-08-2010, 03:57 PM
Maria might not play in this game because he hurt his groin.

Which is weird because he's never used his groin before.

brakos82
10-08-2010, 04:05 PM
Well, yeah, that's how you spell "continuum", but "space-time" is normally hyphenated.

Just FYI for the future.

Or maybe not the future. :kitten:

The Pencil Neck
10-08-2010, 06:04 PM
Or maybe not the future. :kitten:

Of course, you're right. The future is just a fascist concept forced on us by our perceptions to keep everything from happening at the same time.

ObsiWan
10-09-2010, 04:00 PM
Maria might not play in this game because he hurt his groin.

Which is weird because he's never used his groin before.

:wadepalm:

Pollardized
10-09-2010, 04:20 PM
Mario doesn't understand the big deal about the Giants coming off a bye week. For Mario, every week is a BI week...

brakos82
10-09-2010, 04:24 PM
Mario doesn't understand the big deal about the Giants coming off a bye week. For Mario, every week is a BI week...

That's just wrong.... all wrong.....


since when is he into women?

The Pencil Neck
10-09-2010, 10:28 PM
That's just wrong.... all wrong.....


since when is he into women?

If you look in the dictionary for the defintion of "bottom", you'll see a picture of Mario.

vupac1
10-10-2010, 12:59 PM
Mario Williams makes Brett Favre look like Greg Oden.

Ole Miss Texan
10-12-2010, 10:16 AM
Jason Babin has more QB Sacks than Mario.

brakos82
10-12-2010, 10:21 AM
Jason Babin has more QB Sacks than Mario.

Obviously, he doesn't have one of his own. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb23/brakos82/failaward.gif

El Tejano
10-12-2010, 11:51 AM
I'm not kidding about this thread today...

PapaL
10-17-2010, 12:14 AM
Mario should ironing his best Sunday dress for tomorrow...being as he won't be getting dirty or hitting anyone.

El Tejano
10-26-2010, 12:43 PM
What Mario? Did you think we forgot how much of wuss you are? Frickin' BUST!!!

False Start
10-26-2010, 01:15 PM
You know why Mario walks funny? His lipstick. http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/rimshot-2.gif

JB
10-26-2010, 01:38 PM
You know why Mario walks funny? His lipstick. http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/rimshot-2.gif

:lol:

The Pencil Neck
10-28-2010, 09:10 PM
Mario's not playing Monday Night, is he? He'll miss Dancing With The Stars!

JB
10-28-2010, 09:26 PM
Mario's not playing Monday Night, is he? He'll miss Dancing With The Stars!



Are you kidding me?






Mario is scared of Dancing with the Stars!!! They do some dangerous moves out there, he's scared he might get hurt by watching!

El Tejano
11-01-2010, 12:52 PM
Antonio Smith called a defensive players only meeting and didn't tell Mario about it.

BigBull17
11-01-2010, 01:13 PM
Are you kidding me?






Mario is scared of Dancing with the Stars!!! They do some dangerous moves out there, he's scared he might get hurt by watching!

He didn't want to watch it, but The Situation bullied him into tuning in.

Ryan
11-01-2010, 01:13 PM
Mario i have to :tiphat:, i don't know anyone who could possibly be as wussy as you.

OzzO
11-01-2010, 01:33 PM
Didn't they interview Peyton on ESPN and he noted something like, "If Mario even touches me this game, I'm gonna haveta bish-slap him (again) on national TV..."

Pollardized
11-01-2010, 03:09 PM
Mario = *****

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/45-Colts-Texans-photographer-thomasgcampbell.jpg

JB
11-01-2010, 03:16 PM
Mario = *****

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/45-Colts-Texans-photographer-thomasgcampbell.jpg

you should change a to my

Texan_Bill
11-01-2010, 03:21 PM
Even Steve Urkel thinks Mario is a *****.

http://blogs.ajc.com/jay-bookman-blog/files/2010/06/5-steve-urkel.jpg

Pollardized
11-01-2010, 03:25 PM
you should change a to my

Done Sir:


http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/45-Colts-Texans-photographer-thomasgcampbell-1.jpg

JB
11-01-2010, 03:40 PM
Done Sir:


http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab272/Pollardized/45-Colts-Texans-photographer-thomasgcampbell-1.jpg

Nice!!! That's better!

False Start
11-01-2010, 05:36 PM
Even Steve Urkel thinks Mario is a *****.

http://blogs.ajc.com/jay-bookman-blog/files/2010/06/5-steve-urkel.jpg

Mario was Steve Urkel in High School.


http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6347/marionerd.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-01-2010, 05:50 PM
Mario was Steve Urkel in High School.


http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6347/marionerd.jpg

:spit: