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badboy
05-20-2010, 03:10 PM
Pick an unlikely scenario with a Texan but one that has a good if not great chance of happening. Examples:

Mario leading sacker in the AFC.
Owen Daniel selected to pro bowl after 16 game healthy season.
Jacoby Jones has 8 touch downs and 1,000 yards. Pro bowl alternate.

El Tejano
05-20-2010, 03:20 PM
Defense ranked in top 10 of the league.

Blake
05-20-2010, 03:21 PM
Matt Schaub - 40 TD passes this season.

b0ng
05-20-2010, 03:23 PM
The RBs account for less than 6 fumbles this year.

Dutchrudder
05-20-2010, 03:27 PM
Andre Johnson leads the league in catches, yards and TD's caught in 2010!

redwhiteANDblue
05-20-2010, 03:32 PM
Jacoby Jones 6 kick returns TDs :texflag:

Allstar
05-20-2010, 03:34 PM
We win our first game.

JB
05-20-2010, 03:36 PM
Jacoby Jones 6 kick returns TDs :texflag:

one that has a good if not great chance of happening

JJ will not be returning kicks this year unless an injury happens

No More 8-8's
05-20-2010, 03:37 PM
We win our first game.

Brilliant!

badboy
05-20-2010, 03:41 PM
JJ will not be returning kicks this year unless an injury happens
Beat me to it but RMartin65 might say substitute Holliday for JJ for same TDs.

drs23
05-20-2010, 03:43 PM
After the best start in Texans history the team finds it's self at 4 and 0!

rmartin65
05-20-2010, 03:47 PM
Beat me to it but RMartin65 might say substitute Holliday for JJ for same TDs.

Haha, not quite that many. I think he gets 4 on returns, and 4 or so on offense. 8 TDs for Holliday this season.

badboy
05-20-2010, 04:23 PM
Haha, not quite that many. I think he gets 4 on returns, and 4 or so on offense. 8 TDs for Holliday this season.
I am holding you to that! 8 TDs predicted by the man who mocked Mr. Holliday.

BullNation4Life
05-20-2010, 04:57 PM
Texans win AFC South and have first round bye in the playoffs....















but not until Hell freezes over....

TexansBlood
05-20-2010, 05:02 PM
We win our season opener vs Colts with a blow out!

TheIronDuke
05-20-2010, 05:56 PM
We go 3-3 against the AFC South for the season.

m5kwatts
05-20-2010, 06:11 PM
Ben Tate - 1200 rush yards 10 total TDs

Amobi Okoye - 7.5 sacks, 2 FF

Glover Quinn - 6 interceptions

ATXtexanfan
05-20-2010, 07:04 PM
We go 3-3 against the AFC South for the season.

lets get greedy and make it 4-2

redwhiteANDblue
05-20-2010, 07:51 PM
JJ will not be returning kicks this year unless an injury happens

Completely forgot about Holliday!

Ok then I'm going to switch mine to Jacoby Jones 1,000 yards receiving! I really think jj is our 2nd best WR only because he makes plays when he has the ball in his hands. I know I'm going to get flamed on but I think kevin walter is more of a reliable, possession type guy we can trust on 3rd downs.

2slik4u
05-20-2010, 10:31 PM
Kareem Jackson - 2010 Defensive Rookie of the Year!!!!!!!!!:splits:

2slik4u
05-20-2010, 10:31 PM
Completely forgot about Holliday!

Ok then I'm going to switch mine to Jacoby Jones 1,000 yards receiving! I really think jj is our 2nd best WR only because he makes plays when he has the ball in his hands. I know I'm going to get flamed on but I think kevin walter is more of a reliable, possession type guy we can trust on 3rd downs.

JJ is going to surprise a lot of folks this year.....not to digest....

JB
05-20-2010, 10:47 PM
JJ is going to surprise a lot of folks this year.....not to digest....

Dude, if you don't digest you will have some serious problems very shortly...

Rey
05-20-2010, 11:05 PM
Kareem Jackson - 2010 Defensive Rookie of the Year!!!!!!!!!:splits:

This.

It will be hard, but I think he can do it.

thunderkyss
05-21-2010, 02:19 AM
We send two offensive linemen to the probowl.

Antoine Caldwell at Center, and Eric Winston at RT.

badboy
05-24-2010, 01:26 PM
No one taking Rackers as our new kicker?

pbat488
05-24-2010, 01:33 PM
JJ is going to surprise a lot of folks this year.....not to digest....

did you mean digress here? because with digest, it doesn't really make any sense, and after thinking about what word you could've meant instead I thought you might've meant digress, which of course is all ironic because you're using of the wrong word made me digress from the thread in order to figure out which word you meant to use in the first place and now my head hurts from the silliness of it all and I think it's giving me indigestion...

:sarcasm:

we successfully complete a running back pass, from steve slaton to david anderson

:notsarcasm:

badboy
05-24-2010, 01:46 PM
did you mean digress here? because with digest, it doesn't really make any sense, and after thinking about what word you could've meant instead I thought you might've meant digress, which of course is all ironic because you're using of the wrong word made me digress from the thread in order to figure out which word you meant to use in the first place and now my head hurts from the silliness of it all and I think it's giving me indigestion...

:sarcasm:

we successfully complete a running back pass, from steve slaton to david anderson

:notsarcasm: Di cow eats di grass and den digests it slowly. Then we have di milk and mamas cookies.

TimeKiller
05-24-2010, 02:12 PM
Something unlikely? A cornerback getting a pick.

HuttoKarl
05-24-2010, 02:13 PM
Kris Brown hits a clutch FG.

Texecutioner
05-24-2010, 02:15 PM
Cushing gets 8 sacks in 12 games.

HuttoKarl
05-24-2010, 02:30 PM
Cushing gets 8 sacks in 12 games.

I just felt it move a little.

BullNation4Life
05-24-2010, 02:36 PM
I just felt it move a little.

:lol::spit::lol:

to the left or to the right?

HOU-TEX
05-24-2010, 02:44 PM
I just felt it move a little.

:lol:

Add this to the little movement: Mario sacks Jughead 3 times opening weekend, leaving him concussed in his own puddle of fecal matter after the 3rd one.

HuttoKarl
05-24-2010, 02:53 PM
:lol:

Add this to the little movement: Mario sacks Jughead 3 times opening weekend, leaving him concussed in his own puddle of fecal matter after the 3rd one.

anyone got a cigarette?

HOU-TEX
05-24-2010, 02:57 PM
anyone got a cigarette?

:spit:

Trail.Blazr
05-24-2010, 06:24 PM
- Matt Schaub earns a trip to Disney World :trophy:

- The Defense plays December Football..... all season long! :boxing:

- Kubes figures out when to challenge :redtowel:

- Our OL stays healthy :crutch:

- Kris Brown makes the pro-bowl :fieldgoal

- I get beat up at the Philly Game :texan:

JB
05-24-2010, 06:41 PM
- Matt Schaub earns a trip to Disney World :trophy:

- The Defense plays December Football..... all season long! :boxing:

- Kubes figures out when to challenge :redtowel:

- Our OL stays healthy :crutch:

- Kris Brown makes the pro-bowl :fieldgoal

- I get beat up at the Philly Game :texan:



At least one of those is realistic!

Trail.Blazr
05-24-2010, 06:44 PM
At least one of those is realistic!

Super! Any one of them would be awesome!

JB
05-24-2010, 06:46 PM
Super! Any one of them would be awesome!

Unfortunately, the sixth is the one that is realistic...:fans:

rmartin65
05-25-2010, 04:18 PM
I hate the off-season...

NitroGSXR
05-25-2010, 04:34 PM
I'm all hunkered down for a miserable season.

1-15.

badboy
05-26-2010, 02:44 PM
I'm all hunkered down for a miserable season.

1-15.Wow just think of the mocks for the draft!!

BullNation4Life
05-26-2010, 04:01 PM
I'm all hunkered down for a miserable season.

1-15.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6Hb1xxSjffs/SxHYWapa4II/AAAAAAAANFM/7COtcIvL0O8/s1600/x21lbwjlcnmub2xkagvhzhmuy29txzm0mdg5otc5x3zpzgvvlm 1wnf8xxzeynda5oda5mtuuntc2mq%3D%3D1.jpg

WHATCHA TALKIN' 'BOUT , WILLIS?!?

SteveSlaton20
05-26-2010, 09:03 PM
bernard pollard blitz peyton manning in the first game and makes a second effort to take down peyton and tears his acl.

JB
05-26-2010, 09:31 PM
bernard pollard blitz peyton manning in the first game and makes a second effort to take down peyton and tears his acl.

Whose ACL? :foottap:

Pollardized
05-26-2010, 09:54 PM
Kareem Jackson - 2010 Defensive Rookie of the Year!!!!!!!!!:splits:

Then some BS story hits the internet accusing KJ of fathering Lindsey Lohan's illegitimate bastard child, conceived while both were on a 4 day coke binge, staying in Cushing's hyperbaric chamber, as BERNARD POLLARD concocted his next dastardly plan to bring down a Patriots star player...

NitroGSXR
05-26-2010, 10:11 PM
bernard pollard blitz peyton manning in the first game and makes a second effort to take down peyton and tears his acl.

EXACTLY! Story of football in Houston.

NitroGSXR
05-26-2010, 10:15 PM
Wow just think of the mocks for the draft!!

So... what happens if there's a strike and the season's lost? Would we have the top pick #1 twice? Or do we get shuffled and overpay in an overloaded draft (2 in 1)?

Carr Bombed
05-26-2010, 10:15 PM
EXACTLY! Story of football in Houston.

LOL, more like Story of "sports" in Houston.

JB
05-26-2010, 10:52 PM
Then some BS story hits the internet accusing KJ of fathering Lindsey Lohan's illegitimate bastard child, conceived while both were on a 4 day coke binge, staying in Cushing's hyperbaric chamber, as BERNARD POLLARD concocted his next dastardly plan to bring down a Patriots star player...

You are on a roll tonite! Downhill all the way!

thunderkyss
05-30-2010, 05:31 PM
Houston Texans

AFC Champs


Hollaaa