PDA

View Full Version : facebook posts by Texans


Pages : 1 [2]

TejasTom
07-19-2012, 09:52 PM
:spit:Awesome! Tried to rep you but MSR.

Got him for you. It was pretty funny.

False Start
07-20-2012, 08:55 AM
:spit:Awesome! Tried to rep you but MSR.

Got him for you. It was pretty funny.

Thanks! :tiphat:

HOU-TEX
07-23-2012, 09:45 AM
Dude's funny! Give him a follow if you haven't already.

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

Anybody know a good tattoo shop in Louisville? Looking to get a picture of a larger penis on my penis.

Cjeremy635
07-23-2012, 09:55 AM
Dude's funny! Give him a follow if you haven't already.

:spit:

HOU-TEX
07-24-2012, 04:12 PM
:spit:

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

If I were Amish I'd secretly use power tools, which would make me look more productive, which would help me pull a lot of Amish wool.

HOU-TEX
07-27-2012, 10:46 AM
lmao

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

Picked up an old helmet and got an adrenaline rush, wanted to hit someone. Then I stepped out in the heat and felt like taking a nap.

Cjeremy635
07-27-2012, 01:32 PM
:spit:

Quote:
Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

If I were Amish I'd secretly use power tools, which would make me look more productive, which would help me pull a lot of Amish wool.

OMG! I lol'd so hard at that one. That guy is a riot. I'd rep ya, but I gotta spread it around like an STD first. I'll hit ya up later. :)

HOU-TEX
07-27-2012, 01:36 PM
OMG! I lol'd so hard at that one. That guy is a riot. I'd rep ya, but I gotta spread it around like an STD first. I'll hit ya up later. :)

No doubt! His tweets are hilarious

HOU-TEX
08-03-2012, 11:17 AM
lol

DeVier Posey‏@DPo8

Vets got the rooks good 2day .lol jerseys were in the freezer this morning icy hot and atomic bomb in our helmets chin strap an mouth pieces

HOU-TEX
08-07-2012, 01:31 PM
:spit:

Shaun Cody‏@ShaunCody95

There is nothing like sitting down on a warm toilet seat that your teammate just used and enjoying his wonderful scents #teambonding

Cjeremy635
08-07-2012, 07:32 PM
:spit:

Lol......gross.

Wolf
08-07-2012, 07:42 PM
I guess the plus side is that you know it is at least a teammate and not some random person. aka you are at a grocery store and have to go bad and so you use their facilities and have no idea who warmed it up for you

Texan_Bill
08-07-2012, 07:57 PM
Shaun Cody‏@ShaunCody95

There is nothing like sitting down on a warm toilet seat that your teammate just used and enjoying his wonderful scents #teambonding

At my office, I told a co-worker that "maybe you should work in some fruit, vegetables and anything less toxic than chronic fast food, because that was the most terrible experience (other than David Carr) EVER!!!"

Mix in a Colonoscopy!! Clean yourself out!!!

HOU-TEX
08-08-2012, 09:17 AM
LOL, nice

Duane Brown‏@DuaneBrown76

So the clerk at the gas station just asked me what my favorite flavor of MD 20/20 was...so he'd know which to put on display. What the hell?

dc_txtech
08-08-2012, 10:11 PM
I guess the plus side is that you know it is at least a teammate and not some random person. aka you are at a grocery store and have to go bad and so you use their facilities and have no idea who warmed it up for you

When you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm but you don't care, that's how you know someone is family.

Cjeremy635
08-08-2012, 10:27 PM
When you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm but you don't care, that's how you know someone is family.

Unless it's your wife. I don't care how long you've been married, that $hit ain't cool. Stuff like that isn't in the brochure when they're selling you on the idea of "happily ever after." lol

Wolf
08-12-2012, 04:40 PM
To kickoff my partnership with Kroger, I will be signing autographs for the first 200 people at Kroger at the 5150 Buffalo Speedway location in Houston TONIGHT from 6-7PM!


Fosters Facebook

dc_txtech
08-12-2012, 08:29 PM
Unless it's your wife. I don't care how long you've been married, that $hit ain't cool. Stuff like that isn't in the brochure when they're selling you on the idea of "happily ever after." lol

Women don't poop though. Right?

barrett
08-12-2012, 08:40 PM
That worked for me for almost 8 years.

ObsiWan
08-12-2012, 08:40 PM
Women don't poop though. Right?

While I think men invented the silent-but-deadly fart, married women have PERFECTED it. Nothing more mood-killing than raising the covers to get in bed next to your sweetie and have one of those bad boys smack you in the nose.

:spin:

HOU-TEX
08-15-2012, 10:45 AM
lol

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

I think my cat is self medicating with cat nip, which is sad because it reminds me that I own a cat.

HOU-TEX
08-16-2012, 09:35 AM
Sorry if I'm buggin y'all with all these Tweets, but this dude's off the wall funny to me.

:spit:

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

Chris Johnson tweeted "lol preseason" after a poor performance. I use a similar tactic with my wife: "lol foreplay"

HOU-TEX
08-22-2012, 10:04 AM
Wow! lol

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

QB's that run a lot are like ultra thin condoms. Awesome when in there, but ultimately can't withstand the heavy pounding.

Texan_Bill
08-22-2012, 10:23 AM
Wow! lol

Seth Payne is a hilarious follow!! His wife @brandispayne is pretty funny too!

hookinreds
08-22-2012, 10:27 AM
wow! Lol

awesome!

Wolf
09-13-2012, 04:22 PM
Better nickname for the Houston Texans' defense: Bulls on Parade or the Swatt Team...or both?


Houston texans Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/HoustonTexans?ref=ts

HOU-TEX
09-14-2012, 11:54 AM
Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

I'd classify Richie Incognito as cheap, not dirty. And I'd flag him for ruining a badass last name with "Richie."

:spit: So true

Wolf
09-22-2012, 05:48 PM
from the Texans site

How do you LIKE Siri? (From Texans fan @AriaFire on Twitter)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481001_10151042610871314_1611092585_n.jpg

Showtime100
09-22-2012, 06:03 PM
Am I the only one who gives less than a sh~!t about their FB or Tweets?

I think I might be.

The Pencil Neck
09-22-2012, 06:09 PM
Am I the only one who gives less than a sh~!t about their FB or Tweets?

I think I might be.

I like it when there's "real" news in there -- like when we've signed someone or made a deal for someone or something like that.

Otherwise, uh, no.

Showtime100
09-22-2012, 06:12 PM
I like it when there's "real" news in there -- like when we've signed someone or made a deal for someone or something like that.

Otherwise, uh, no.

Agree with the "no" part. Like these guys care about anything but themselves. Some of you: grow up.

Thorn
09-22-2012, 06:20 PM
Am I the only one who gives less than a sh~!t about their FB or Tweets?

I think I might be.

I don't tweet and you better stay out of my face. :lol:


I have enough internet exposure to my life just from this and a few other BBS's I post on. I certainly don't need more.

DX-TEX
09-22-2012, 06:45 PM
I dont know where to ask but how can we get the twitter feed on the front page updated? I mean I culd care less what Slaton, Leinart and Winston have to say anymore.

Need to add Wade, Schaub and our newer guys.

Wolf
09-25-2012, 08:19 PM
The Texans & Titans renew their AFC South TNT rivalry Sun. at Reliant Stadium. Win 2 tix & 1 parking pass by sending us a pic wearing Texans gear w/something that’s better in Texas than in Tennessee. Be creative & email us at fanpix@houstontexans.com. View the best photos here http://bit.ly/UCpsrK & we'll choose a winner 9/27. Rules: http://bit.ly/RWd87S

GP
09-25-2012, 09:50 PM
I think teams are getting too caught up in the ref "scandals."

To me, in the MNF game...both teams couldn't really move the ball at all against one another. For all the damage Russell Wilson did in the preseason, he hasn't made much noise so far in the reg season (not anything like what I expected, at least). And Green Bay? They look lost. Lots of mental errors.

So I think, IMO, they sort of created their own bad luck in that MNF game. And when you sort of gripe about not getting the right calls, it sort of becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy for teams like that. What happened? A really REALLY bad call at the end of the game, that's what.

I haven't seen the Texans players making any social media tweets or Facebook posts about the ref jobs out there. I know McNair, Smith, and Kubiak have probably already told their players that they are NOT to engage in the fireworks, but still...we're taking care of business and a lot of other teams who are struggling are just focusing on the negative.

The Packers look as lost as a blind goose in a blizzard out there. Rodgers looked bad in preseason, and he hasn't done much in reg season yet either. Will the Pack and the Saints find a way to turn things around? I dunno. I hope not.

Wolf
09-27-2012, 04:00 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/402681_10151048652691314_945335710_n.jpg


Download the FREE Houston Texans Internet browser theme today for Chrome, Firefox and IE. Link: http://bit.ly/Qz3JAH —

Scooter
09-27-2012, 06:48 PM
thanks for the link wolf. i'm liking the browser, but it's gonna take a while to adjust to the dark.

TexansBull
09-29-2012, 06:24 PM
I didn't want to start a new thread but I got this picture from StephStradley's (aka TexansChick) twitter feed. Thought it was an awesome picture. She was having a caption contest.
http://twitter.com/StephStradley/status/250249958396145665/photo/1

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3kRAuPCMAAshhx.png

drs23
09-29-2012, 07:37 PM
I'd like to see how that ends, who wins. Think PM is aware of The Cushmonster. I bet he started finding and pointing at #99 shortly afterwards! :d:

speedfreek
10-01-2012, 07:57 PM
Guess Keenum won the bet..

https://twitter.com/jamescasey86

EAT EM UP!

TJ

HOU-TEX
10-23-2012, 11:23 AM
:spit:

Brandon Harris‏@HarrisNOFLYZONE

Whole team eating chilli cheese dogs for lunch this is going to be a disaster n this next meeting

brakos82
10-26-2012, 11:11 AM
Connor Barwin, dressed as a chicken. (https://twitter.com/brianjrogers/status/261674641280626688/photo/1)

LondonTex
10-26-2012, 01:55 PM
thanks for the link wolf. i'm liking the browser, but it's gonna take a while to adjust to the dark.

yeah me too...great browser but taking me eyes time to adjust :)

brakos82
10-30-2012, 09:20 PM
"This is one of those days I could sit outside on a patch of grass and listen for earth."

HOU-TEX
10-31-2012, 02:26 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6jU9L6CYAAqQWL.jpg:large

Texas T
10-31-2012, 03:52 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6jU9L6CYAAqQWL.jpg:large

Why O' Why did you post that????
Great nightmares tonight!

Here I thought I was going to see something from a TEXAN and then I get to see something from, hell I don't even know what to call that!

GP
10-31-2012, 09:41 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6jU9L6CYAAqQWL.jpg:large

JM3, as in John McClain has 3 chins....

I'm using comedy to mask the awkwardness of this moment you've brought upon us, Hou-Tex.

speedfreek
10-31-2012, 10:08 PM
Don't quite know what's worse -- the chin full of pudding, or the man-boobs..

TJ

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6jU9L6CYAAqQWL.jpg:large

Wolf
12-08-2012, 04:07 PM
Bring the Houston Texans with you wherever you are on the Internet! Download the FREE Houston Texans browser theme for Chrome, Firefox and Internet Explorer. Features include breaking team news and more! Download here: http://bit.ly/Qz3JAH

Wolf
12-13-2012, 07:48 PM
I KNOW THIS WON'T HAPPEN.


For Christmas, I am wishing that the Texans get the first seed wrapped up and home field advantage through out. The chips fall where the Texans first game in the playoffs is a team not named the Broncos(let them battle with NE) and go from there.

That is all I want :whip:

Wolf
12-13-2012, 07:49 PM
And I posted on the wrong thread FML :thud:


Should have been in the random thoughts one

Wolf
02-03-2013, 10:49 AM
Brian Cushing
Going for the ravens tonight since they got 3 old texans (and it's ray's last game)...

More importantly though, I'm excited to compete for the chance to play in the Super Bowl 365 days from today, on the same field that I tore my ACL.

Wolf
02-13-2013, 07:16 PM
:wadepalm:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/66187_269688219829018_241388261_n.jpg

False Start
02-13-2013, 08:40 PM
:wadepalm:

What the hell?!! :hankpalm:

:heh:

htowntexans1985
02-14-2013, 11:31 AM
Kareem Jackson on twitter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDEzimZCQAAf7Dk.jpg

El Tejano
02-14-2013, 11:38 AM
Kareem Jackson on twitter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDEzimZCQAAf7Dk.jpg

And now Kareem will have more flags thrown at him in the 2013-2014 season!

JCTexan
02-14-2013, 11:40 AM
And now Kareem will have more flags thrown at him in the 2013-2014 season!

And he'll be fined $10,000 for posting it...

GP
02-14-2013, 04:21 PM
I bet Connor was disappointed that the beads weren't larger. :shades:

htowntexans1985
02-27-2013, 01:41 PM
@briancushing56

the comebacks

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEIRvg8CAAAaYTN.jpg


:clap:

Wolf
03-03-2013, 08:30 PM
JJ Watt
Was told I can't possibly replicate last year. Why would I want to? I'm not putting in all this work to do what's already been done. #NewHeights

Coolhandsluke2
03-27-2013, 07:04 PM
Niiice Reed, this just came across my FB from Roush. If he was going to get a Roush though could have at least got a Raptor imo

"Brooks Reed, linebacker for the Houston Texans, picking up his Roush Performance Phase 2 supercharged F-150 5."


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482366_10200225097004474_222080289_n.jpg

JMacaroni
03-28-2013, 11:29 PM
Looks nice. So what if you slap a supercharger on a Raptor?

TexansCountry
03-29-2013, 12:04 AM
Looks nice. So what if you slap a supercharger on a Raptor?

Your gas mileage goes from sh@t to yea it stays parked lol

TEXANRED
03-30-2013, 11:16 PM
Niiice Reed, this just came across my FB from Roush. If he was going to get a Roush though could have at least got a Raptor imo

"Brooks Reed, linebacker for the Houston Texans, picking up his Roush Performance Phase 2 supercharged F-150 5."


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482366_10200225097004474_222080289_n.jpg

Thats cute. If he wanted a real truck he would have bought a Chevy. His Ford is probably already in the shop for repairs as we speak.

HTown2ATX
04-01-2013, 10:34 AM
Thats cute. If he wanted a real truck he would have bought a Chevy. His Ford is probably already in the shop for repairs as we speak.

You're thinking of Dodge dude, Ford doesn't use Mopar parts.....

Wolf
04-20-2013, 02:23 PM
Texans Pro Bowler Andre Johnson has been nominated for a Humanitarian Award by All Sports United. Vote for him at http://www.allsportsunited.org/vote

ObsiWan
04-20-2013, 09:53 PM
Texans Pro Bowler Andre Johnson has been nominated for a Humanitarian Award by All Sports United. Vote for him at http://www.allsportsunited.org/vote

Done.

and A.J. only has 92 votes. He needs help.

Wolf
04-21-2013, 11:08 AM
104 now and needs a lot of help

False Start
05-14-2013, 10:19 PM
Not really FB, but still cool. A tweet (http://instagram.com/p/ZUPL9QDB9W/) from Swearinger showing him hanging out with the team. Cool to see Dre, and Nuk there. :jam: :cool:

Wolf
10-16-2013, 04:04 PM
“@Slackavelli: @McClain_on_NFL*"Barbaric."*‪#‎WhatGoesAroundComesAround‬” it's @briancushing56*if you wanna talk, not hard you follow me




Cushing's page posted this


.........
Whaa?

HOU-TEX
10-16-2013, 04:07 PM
“@Slackavelli: @McClain_on_NFL*"Barbaric."*‪#‎WhatGoesAroundComesAround‬” it's @briancushing56*if you wanna talk, not hard you follow me




Cushing's page posted this


.........
Whaa?

I saw that too....but I can't figure it out.

TheIronDuke
10-16-2013, 04:18 PM
Yeah, I've never understood why people don't realize hashtags don't work on facebook.

Wolf
10-16-2013, 06:13 PM
Arian Foster
Please make time to watch a great documentary I was part of tonight at 7PM CT on EPIX called "Schooled: The Price of College Sports." It's also available via live stream here:

http://www.epixhd.com/schooled-the-price-of-college-sports-stream/ #ChangeIsComing

Nitrofish
10-16-2013, 06:43 PM
Yeah, I've never understood why people don't realize hashtags don't work on facebook.

I guess you have not been keeping up bro. Facebook has hashtags now.

https://www.facebook.com/help/587836257914341

TheIronDuke
10-16-2013, 07:35 PM
Wow, yes they do, I stand corrected.

Showtime100
10-16-2013, 07:49 PM
I didn't know that either, and I go there enough to know better...lol. :spin:

Wolf
12-31-2013, 01:54 PM
JJ Watt

4 minutes ago*

This season sucked. It's not acceptable and it won't happen again.

thunderkyss
12-31-2013, 02:25 PM
JJ Watt

4 minutes ago*

This season sucked. It's not acceptable and it won't happen again.

He said something similar after loss number 3. All we got were 10 more losses. Words are cool & everything... but really, who cares? I'm sure Matt Schaub doesn't think it's acceptable, McNair doesn't think this was acceptable, Brice McCain doesn't think this is acceptable.

Now if he posted who he believes our next HC will be..... if he's happy Wade isn't going to be our next HC... If he "hopes" we go to a 4-3, if he's looking forward to playing with JaDaveon Clowney.....

Then I'd be interested.

Trap_Star
12-31-2013, 02:31 PM
JJ Watt

4 minutes ago*

This season sucked. It's not acceptable and it won't happen again.

cue all the "he's going to leave for GB as soon as his free agency arrives to escape this disaster" posts.


smh.

drs23
12-31-2013, 04:22 PM
cue all the "he's going to leave for GB as soon as his free agency arrives to escape this disaster" posts.


smh.

They would be re-runs by now.

Brisco_County
12-31-2013, 04:40 PM
He's a bit embarrassed and feels overly accountable to the fans. He's made that clear in every interview since the Seattle game.

Wolf
12-31-2013, 04:56 PM
JJ Watt

15 minutes ago*

With that being said, a new year & fresh start await. Thank you to all the fans who stuck through thick & thin. Very much appreciated.

Showtime100
01-10-2014, 02:52 PM
This was posted by Watt a couple of days ago.....

Morning jog in Paris down the Champs-Élysées with the bros.
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/jjwatt_zps463f8f95.jpg

Lol, love the Texans colors on the strip! The French were probably just out of range to be heard saying, "I HATE the American Texaauns!! (spit)"

EllisUnit
01-10-2014, 05:56 PM
This was posted by Watt a couple of days ago.....


http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/jjwatt_zps463f8f95.jpg

Lol, love the Texans colors on the strip! The French were probably just out of range to be heard saying, "I HATE the American Texaauns!! (spit)"

hell yeah i like how he reps in in the off season....

Showtime100
02-12-2014, 04:36 PM
I knew JJ Watt is from Wisconsin, but never thought about the hockey implications.

Another Watt entry from FB.

JJ Watt
Just in case Patrick Kane calls from Sochi...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxI461KrnUE

What a site that would be, Watt coming your way having just dropped his gloves. :eek: Dude looks like a hockey player after putting the pads on.....lol.