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kastofsna
05-06-2010, 03:08 PM
Russell has been released by the Raiders.

what an awful player.

p.s. the thread title is a joke

Mr teX
05-06-2010, 03:11 PM
& what a cruel joke it was....

El Tejano
05-06-2010, 03:25 PM
He will be playing in the UFL soon.

Texan_Bill
05-06-2010, 03:25 PM
$30 mill....... poof, it's gone!!

pbat488
05-06-2010, 03:27 PM
the ultimate QB challenge to kubiak's coaching prowess...

nero THE zero
05-06-2010, 03:28 PM
He might challenge Amobi for a spot. Sign him for the vet minimum.

gwallaia
05-06-2010, 03:28 PM
Russell will now likely be considered the biggest draft bust in NFL history. He will have been paid more than $39 million by the Raiders, while producing only seven wins as a starter.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5168757

Rookies should have to "earn" their salaries by proving it on the field before being awarded with these ridiculous contract amounts.

beerlover
05-06-2010, 03:29 PM
Miami would be a great fit :bender:

kastofsna
05-06-2010, 03:40 PM
Miami would be a great fit :bender:

Parcells likes tight ends that can block and push guys around, so sure

Blake
05-06-2010, 03:51 PM
Adam_Schefter (http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter)

Al Davis publicly declared it himself: He wanted JaMarcus Russell. Lane Kiffin wanted Calvin Johnson. Someone was right; someone wasn't.

brakos82
05-06-2010, 03:52 PM
He might challenge Amobi for a spot. Sign him for the vet minimum.

Or maybe a guard.

Dutchrudder
05-06-2010, 03:54 PM
I think it would be awesome to have Russel in the Texans training camp, so long as he gets the minimum and has to make the 53 man roster to get his salary. I have a hard time believing he is much worse than Orlovsky and Booty. Let Kubiak turn him into a decent backup and if Schaub gets hurt they can trot him out there for kicks.

eriadoc
05-06-2010, 03:54 PM
Rookies should have to "earn" their salaries by proving it on the field before being awarded with these ridiculous contract amounts.

I agree with that, but I'm also leaning toward Eric Winston's point, which is why should the players save the owners from themselves? The owners are the ones handing out ridiculous deals.

As for Russell, one thing comforts me, and that's the fact that he's stupid enough to blow all the money he's been paid, so he'll be broke soon.

Grams
05-06-2010, 03:55 PM
I think it would be awesome to have Russel in the Texans training camp, so long as he gets the minimum and has to make the 53 man roster to get his salary. I have a hard time believing he is much worse than Orlovsky and Booty. Let Kubiak turn him into a decent backup and if Schaub gets hurt they can trot him out there for kicks.

You are kidding - right?

Kulluminatii
05-06-2010, 03:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G6Hn0ozX1w
:yahoo::hurrah::texanbill::dancer::splits::doot:

eriadoc
05-06-2010, 04:00 PM
I think it would be awesome to have Russel in the Texans training camp, so long as he gets the minimum and has to make the 53 man roster to get his salary. I have a hard time believing he is much worse than Orlovsky and Booty. Let Kubiak turn him into a decent backup and if Schaub gets hurt they can trot him out there for kicks.

Believe it. He is. He has just over 4000 yards in 2-1/4 seasons, 52% completion %, 18 TDs, 38 turnovers, and 70 sacks. And for having the strongest arm in recent memory, he has a 6 yard average on his passes.

Those are Ryan Leaf numbers, except Leaf got slightly better as he progressed (slightly), while Russell got worse as he went along.

Goldensilence
05-06-2010, 04:11 PM
Should be an interesting camp battle for the QB spot.

Campbell, Boller, Frye, and Gradkowski.

Leg up IMO goes to Campbell.

badboy
05-06-2010, 04:13 PM
Next stop: sitting by a pool watching girls walk by as he eats chicken wings, taters and gravy and milk shakes. He has millions and does not need to subject himself to sacks or mean old fans like you guys. He has feelings too, even if he is too fat to feel them.

Kulluminatii
05-06-2010, 04:14 PM
I'm hoping for Campbell, Grad, and Boller.
:bender::hurrah::woot2::wheel::hobie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG_rQx7A

Ole Miss Texan
05-06-2010, 04:23 PM
The guy has TONS of potential but a terrible attitude and work ethic... can't see Kubiak bringing him here. I trust Orlavsky much more to manage the game than Russell.

Kulluminatii
05-06-2010, 04:26 PM
The guy has TONS of potential but a terrible attitude and work ethic... can't see Kubiak bringing him here. I trust Orlavsky much more to manage the game than Russell.

I think its fair enough to now change that to had, I don't see him ever recovering from this. I feel sorry for fans of whatever NFL team that is stupid enough to even think about picking him up.

Dutchrudder
05-06-2010, 04:27 PM
You are kidding - right?

Maybe.......

WWJD
05-06-2010, 04:33 PM
He doesn't have to work. He didn't even like to work when he had to for the team. My guess is he won't work. He's set for life.

Kulluminatii
05-06-2010, 04:34 PM
Picture of Russell leaving Oakland :heh:.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/JohnTina/jrchopper.jpg

Joe Texan
05-06-2010, 04:53 PM
Picture of Russell leaving Oakland :heh:.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/JohnTina/jrchopper.jpg

now thats just funny:lol:

AnthonyE
05-06-2010, 05:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G6Hn0ozX1w
:yahoo::hurrah::texanbill::dancer::splits::doot:

LOL, rep.

gg no re
05-06-2010, 05:40 PM
Make it happen, Smithiak :piano:

<<<<<

BigTimeTexanFan
05-06-2010, 07:48 PM
No way would we have a QB outweighing most of our offensive line. Wait... I wonder about him playing center. It's only a couple of steps in front of the QB position and he should already know where to place the ball on the snap.

Kulluminatii
05-06-2010, 07:52 PM
It's only a couple of steps in front of the QB position and he should already know where to place the ball on the snap.

On the ground? :thinking:

JB
05-06-2010, 07:57 PM
On the ground? :thinking:

Might be a reach at that...

gary
05-06-2010, 08:02 PM
Another player who may kiss my butt.

MannyFresh
05-06-2010, 08:09 PM
Another player who may kiss my butt.


??????? Kiss your butt? This isn't Pacman, Rosthlisberger, or some other hoodlum. I can understand if he was a troublemaker always in trouble with the law, but sounds he just need some good "old school, kick in the pants" guidance with a team who's not going to coddle him.

Kulluminatii
05-06-2010, 08:14 PM
??????? Kiss your butt? This isn't Pacman, Rosthlisberger, or some other hoodlum. I can understand if he was a troublemaker always in trouble with the law, but sounds he just need some good "old school, kick in the pants" guidance with a team who's not going to coddle him.

If a team does pick him up, they better treat him a lot worse than the Raiders org did. Because of Al's stubbornness we ended up babying him and made him even more lazy. I still believe he will never be a starter in the NFL, but if put in the right situation might be a semi-decent backup.

Lucky
05-06-2010, 08:43 PM
JaMarcus Russell = future Texan?

:facepalm:

DocBar
05-06-2010, 08:44 PM
I'm against this on 2 fronts.
1. Russell showed in college that he was baffled by DB's. DC could read a D better than this guy.
2. What QB has Kubes ever coached to greatness? Elway? Yeah. He needed coaching up. Griese? Jake "the fake" Plummer? Cutler? Young? See Elway. QB's who have done gr8 under Kubiak were gr8 QB's PERIOD. They didn't need coaching up. The guys that did need coaching up never amounted to much. The same can be said for almost all of the "QB Guru's". Great is great by nature far more than nurture in the sports world.
Elway understood coverages better than most DB coaches.
AROD understands pitchers and ball rotation better than any hitting coach.
Tiger Woods knows his golf swing better than Haney knows himself.
The gr8 ones need tweaks far more than coaching.
How much coaching up do you think the OC of Indy does with his QB? I'd say he asks more questions than anything else.

PS: Since this IS a gag thread, how about seeing how Russell could do on the DL for us...

NitroGSXR
05-06-2010, 09:14 PM
$30 mill....... poof, it's gone!!

He even held out for it. That's jawbreaker balls anyway you look at it.

eriadoc
05-07-2010, 12:23 AM
2. What QB has Kubes ever coached to greatness? Elway? Yeah. He needed coaching up. Griese? Jake "the fake" Plummer? Cutler? Young?

Cutler never played under Kubiak. All those other QBs had their best years under Kubiak's tutelage. Griese (yes, even Griese) made a Pro Bowl under Kubiak. Steve Young and John Elway were great QBs, no doubt, but they had their best seasons under Kubiak's tutelage. Jake Plummer even had a great year or two under Kubiak.

Furthermore, the Texans had the #1 passing offense in the NFL last year. The guy has his warts, and if we don't get to the playoffs next season I'll be wearing the pink soap avatar, but the man knows QBs and offense. Give credit where it's due.

Yankee_In_TX
05-07-2010, 08:12 AM
By cutting him after OTA's started, did they hand him a ton of money for a few days work?

kastofsna
05-07-2010, 08:13 AM
He even held out for it. That's jawbreaker balls anyway you look at it.

yeah that's pretty much the smartest thing he's ever done. he knew he wouldn't last in the league, so he wanted every penny he could get.

when you consider all the Pro Bowlers and potential Hall of Famers that went after him, you gotta start looking at Russell as the biggest bust ever.

ChampionTexan
05-07-2010, 08:22 AM
By cutting him after OTA's started, did they hand him a ton of money for a few days work?

No.

They took a little bit of a chance by letting him participate in OTA's only from the standpoint that if he'd been injured severely enough (can you say Limas Swede), they'd owe him his full contract amount of $9 Million. Beyond that, I don't believe his participation had any potential to cost them money.

infantrycak
05-07-2010, 08:35 AM
I'm against this on 2 fronts.
1. Russell showed in college that he was baffled by DB's. DC could read a D better than this guy.

Ouch. That was just mean.

Cutler never played under Kubiak. All those other QBs had their best years under Kubiak's tutelage. Griese (yes, even Griese) made a Pro Bowl under Kubiak. Steve Young and John Elway were great QBs, no doubt, but they had their best seasons under Kubiak's tutelage. Jake Plummer even had a great year or two under Kubiak.

Furthermore, the Texans had the #1 passing offense in the NFL last year. The guy has his warts, and if we don't get to the playoffs next season I'll be wearing the pink soap avatar, but the man knows QBs and offense. Give credit where it's due.

Agreed.

By cutting him after OTA's started, did they hand him a ton of money for a few days work?

Champion basically hit it. The big risk is injury and how often does that happen to QB's? During OTA's and training camp their contract salary doesn't apply. Everybody participating gets some weekly stipend. Don't remember the exact amount but like $5k a week or something.

kastofsna
05-07-2010, 08:55 AM
Russell is immensely worse than David Carr. it's not even close. at least Carr tried and showed some effort. oh, and his completion percentage was always good, even if it was just a bunch of dump-offs. Russell's final year with the Raiders: 48%. that's incredible.

eriadoc
05-07-2010, 09:34 AM
Russell is immensely worse than David Carr. it's not even close. at least Carr tried and showed some effort. oh, and his completion percentage was always good, even if it was just a bunch of dump-offs. Russell's final year with the Raiders: 48%. that's incredible.

I disagree. David Carr was much worse, because he was just good enough to string it out for five years. As bad as Russell was, it was an easy decision to cut him, and the fans are rid of him relatively quickly.

:D

Texan_Bill
05-07-2010, 10:40 AM
I'm hoping for Campbell, Grad, and Boller.
:bender::hurrah::woot2::wheel::hobie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG_rQx7A

I just heard on the radio that Russell made about $5,000,000.00 per win for the Raiders.. :gamer:

Blazing Arrow
05-07-2010, 10:52 AM
I just heard on the radio that Russell made about $5,000,000.00 per win for the Raiders.. :gamer:

so he got 1 mill?

IBleedTexans
05-07-2010, 10:52 AM
A qb that should make a really good back up is grad. He showed alot in that win against the steelers

BigBull17
05-07-2010, 10:56 AM
I think it would be awesome to have Russel in the Texans training camp, so long as he gets the minimum and has to make the 53 man roster to get his salary. I have a hard time believing he is much worse than Orlovsky and Booty. Let Kubiak turn him into a decent backup and if Schaub gets hurt they can trot him out there for kicks.

I would bet you money he IS worse than Dan O and Booty. Colossal waste of space(and lots of it) and I bet the Raider fans feel the way Lions fans feel about passing a bad mofo for an awful player. (Rodgers over AJ), (Russel over CJ, ADAP.)

The guy has TONS of potential but a terrible attitude and work ethic... can't see Kubiak bringing him here. I trust Orlavsky much more to manage the game than Russell.

The things we focus on are attitude and football smarts. Last check, he has neither.

GuerillaBlack
05-07-2010, 12:11 PM
Russell is the fat and black version of Carr.

m5kwatts
05-07-2010, 12:28 PM
Given our backup QB situation I'd take a flier on Russell and let Kubiak coach em up. Its a low risk deal and if he screws around cut him on the spot.

Texan_Bill
05-07-2010, 12:34 PM
Given our backup QB situation I'd take a flier on Russell and let Kubiak coach em up. Its a low risk deal and if he screws around cut him on the spot.

You can't teach good work ethics.

Dutchrudder
05-07-2010, 12:51 PM
You can't teach good work ethics.

You can with a whip and a cattle prod.

:whip:

m5kwatts
05-07-2010, 01:38 PM
You can't teach good work ethics.

I think he could learn a thing or two about good work ethics from Schaub. Good work ethics are taught all the time in the NFL. Rookies learn from vets, its the circle of life.

Rey
05-07-2010, 01:50 PM
I would not bring him in...

He has too much money.

b0ng
05-07-2010, 01:53 PM
I'm against this on 2 fronts.
1. Russell showed in college that he was baffled by DB's. DC could read a D better than this guy.
2. What QB has Kubes ever coached to greatness? Elway? Yeah. He needed coaching up. Griese? Jake "the fake" Plummer? Cutler? Young? See Elway. QB's who have done gr8 under Kubiak were gr8 QB's PERIOD. They didn't need coaching up. The guys that did need coaching up never amounted to much. The same can be said for almost all of the "QB Guru's". Great is great by nature far more than nurture in the sports world.
Elway understood coverages better than most DB coaches.
AROD understands pitchers and ball rotation better than any hitting coach.
Tiger Woods knows his golf swing better than Haney knows himself.
The gr8 ones need tweaks far more than coaching.
How much coaching up do you think the OC of Indy does with his QB? I'd say he asks more questions than anything else.

PS: Since this IS a gag thread, how about seeing how Russell could do on the DL for us...

Matt Schaub.

HOU-TEX
05-07-2010, 02:00 PM
We could bring him in and put on an eating contest involving this guy. All proceeds would go to Play60.

http://blog.huddle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger.jpg

JB
05-07-2010, 02:08 PM
We could bring him in and put on an eating contest involving this guy. All proceeds would go to Play60.

http://blog.huddle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger.jpg

:lol: That would be something he could compete in!

kastofsna
05-07-2010, 03:24 PM
I think he could learn a thing or two about good work ethics from Schaub. Good work ethics are taught all the time in the NFL. Rookies learn from vets, its the circle of life.

yeah but he doesn't care to

Kulluminatii
05-07-2010, 03:47 PM
I just heard on the radio that Russell made about $5,000,000.00 per win for the Raiders.. :gamer:
That sounds about right, we paid him roughly $36m for his 3 years here.

From NFL.com
Russell has been paid more than $5 million per win, more than $2 million per touchdown pass and more than $100,000 per completion.
:facepalm:

I bet the Raider fans feel the way Lions fans feel about passing a bad mofo for an awful player. (Rodgers over AJ), (Russel over CJ, ADAP.)


Thanks for bringing that up, had almost forgotten about that...:brickwall:

If Kiffin had his way we would have had Megatron right now, ugh, I think I'm gonna go shed some man-tears right now. :gun:

b0ng
05-07-2010, 04:01 PM
It's weird how Lane Kiffen is this monumental *********. . .

but he sure as hell was right to not want Russell over Megatron.

gary
05-07-2010, 04:34 PM
??????? Kiss your butt? This isn't Pacman, Rosthlisberger, or some other hoodlum. I can understand if he was a troublemaker always in trouble with the law, but sounds he just need some good "old school, kick in the pants" guidance with a team who's not going to coddle him.Look, he is just a cash cow who is in the NFL for the money i.e. Frank Okam the NFL does not need players who are not even willing to try. Not trying or showing up late to work often and poof you are fired. If you order lunch and you never get due to someone being lazy I'm sorry but they have to go. Three or four seasons in the NFL should long enough to get the message IMO.

eriadoc
05-07-2010, 04:38 PM
I just heard on the radio that Russell made about $5,000,000.00 per win for the Raiders.. :gamer:

That sounds about right, we paid him roughly $36m for his 3 years here.

So almost $1M per turnover, then.

JT
05-07-2010, 04:43 PM
Look, he is just a cash cow who is in the NFL for the money i.e. Frank Okam the NFL does not need players who are not even willing to try. Not trying or showing up late to work often and poof you are fired. If you order lunch and you never get due to someone being lazy I'm sorry but they have to go. Three or four seasons in the NFL should long enough to get the message IMO.


Lunch a what?! I think what his point is is that Russell doesn't warrant that kind of statement, he's not a thug or a menace to society. YES he is lazy and YES him getting paid 30 million is probably not going to be motivation for him to work harder in the very near future. However, even though he has been in the league 3 or 4 seasons, he is a 1st Rounder and will get another shot. Look at Ryan Leaf and number of shots he got.

gary
05-07-2010, 04:58 PM
Lunch a what?! I think what his point is is that Russell doesn't warrant that kind of statement, he's not a thug or a menace to society. YES he is lazy and YES him getting paid 30 million is probably not going to be motivation for him to work harder in the very near future. However, even though he has been in the league 3 or 4 seasons, he is a 1st Rounder and will get another shot. Look at Ryan Leaf and number of shots he got.Right, good for him. Where is he today? If Russell turns his career around at least and tries I will give him his props but I'd also be shocked. At any other job this guy would be out on his butt. I do not think Leaf had it so he did the right thing and retired good for him Russel just does not want it. What does lunch a what mean? You are speaking words I do not speak so please tell me.

gary
05-07-2010, 06:27 PM
Look, he is just a cash cow who is in the NFL for the money i.e. Frank Okam the NFL does not need players who are not even willing to try. Not trying or showing up late to work often and poof you are fired. If you order lunch and you never get due to someone being lazy I'm sorry but they have to go. Three or four seasons in the NFL should long enough to get the message IMO.I ment to say never get it. Sorry JT, I just thought you were being funny.

GuerillaBlack
05-11-2010, 03:27 PM
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jamarcus-hippo.jpg

HOU-TEX
05-11-2010, 03:28 PM
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jamarcus-hippo.jpg

Heh, heh. +Rep

Grid
05-11-2010, 03:29 PM
I wanted JaMarcus Russell when he came out. I saw his highlight videos and his measurables and was incredibly impressed with him.

Easy to see why someone would snatch him up early.. shame it didnt work out for them. Then again they are an AFC team...soooo....

WOOT!

GuerillaBlack
05-11-2010, 03:31 PM
I wanted JaMarcus Russell when he came out. I saw his highlight videos and his measurables and was incredibly impressed with him.

Easy to see why someone would snatch him up early.. shame it didnt work out for them. Then again they are an AFC team...soooo....

WOOT!

Losing JaMarcus only makes the Raiders a better team. We should have hoped they kept him their starting QB.

drewmar74
05-11-2010, 03:34 PM
Losing JaMarcus only makes the Raiders a better team. We should have hoped they kept him their starting QB.

Exactly. We no longer have their QB working for us instead of against us.

BIG TORO
05-11-2010, 03:38 PM
I just heard Bengals might take a chance on him.

Norg
05-12-2010, 05:00 PM
Maybe teams

Buffalo Bills-throw him into the MIx and see what can happen ???

Tampa bay bucs- same with above just throw him into the mix would u trust your rookie QB ????

Kansas City- Same divison the enviroment might be super Stiff but maybe a backup role i dont trust Cassel Either so u neva Know

and for russels sake lets hope these teams look at him for a backup or depth Player

New england
Dallas
JAX
Titans
Colts
NY giants
Lions

BigBull17
05-13-2010, 10:57 AM
I just heard Bengals might take a chance on him.

Shocker. Who else gets guys with poor character/work ethic? WOnder why they fold like Thai whores when the going gets tough.

Grid
05-16-2010, 07:37 AM
Losing JaMarcus only makes the Raiders a better team. We should have hoped they kept him their starting QB.

Well that was kinda my point :D.. I said "shame it didnt work out for them" ... but then they are an AFC team so... HOORAY! It didnt work out for them! hehe.

Sure it would be great if they would have kept him on the team so he could keep the Raiders in the pits.. but I guess even the raiders have brief moments of clarity where they are able to see just how terrible they are and attempt to do something about it.

(e.g. all good things must come to an end)

otisbean
05-16-2010, 09:21 AM
Maybe we could sign him to play TE. He certainly has the size for it.

The1ApplePie
05-16-2010, 11:14 AM
JaMarcus seems like a bust rarity.

He didn't fail because of:

Mental issues
Lack of talent
Injury

He was just too damn lazy

rmartin65
05-16-2010, 01:18 PM
JaMarcus seems like a bust rarity.

He didn't fail because of:

Mental issues
Lack of talent
Injury

He was just too damn lazy

I would call laziness a mental issue. You have to want it.

Kulluminatii
05-16-2010, 08:33 PM
I think all teams considering picking up Russell should thoroughly read this article: http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/

Some nice bits from the article:
JaMarcus Russell is so fat that his offensive linemen don't exactly form a pocket around him so much as gravitationally fall into orbit.

In 2009, (JaMarcus Russell) was ranked 73rd in passing among league quarterbacks. The NFL has 32 teams.

:D

mexican_texan
05-16-2010, 08:46 PM
Apparently his laziness stemed from losing his mentor. From what I've heard, he worked hard at LSU.

Kulluminatii
05-16-2010, 09:01 PM
Apparently his laziness stemed from losing his mentor. From what I've heard, he worked hard at LSU.

Yeah, that may attribute to some of his weight gain as well. Hell, he used to look like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/388479275_2e3ac7709b.jpg

Still, I don't see that as a valid excuse to go to Vegas, parties, sleep in team meetings, and stop giving a $#!@ about football altogether.

Hooston Texan
05-17-2010, 10:15 AM
For part of one game, Russell was playing for the Texans. Had the Raiders beaten the Ravens in week 17, we'd have been in the playoffs.

Charlie Frye had the Raiders in the game; funny how competitive the Raiders can be when they play an otherwise-lousy QB who actually cares. But Frye got hurt late the first half, forcing the Raiders to put in Russell. A terrible pick and a fumble later, the Ravens had our playoff spot leaving us to hope that the Bengals would bother showing up against the Jets that night.

Kulluminatii, we've felt (some of) your pain.

b0ng
05-17-2010, 11:49 AM
If Jamarcus Russell is signed by the Texans I will chop off my dick and mail it to the first person to quote this post.

BIG TORO
05-17-2010, 11:58 AM
Why is this thread still going?:gun:

Kulluminatii
05-17-2010, 12:05 PM
For part of one game, Russell was playing for the Texans. Had the Raiders beaten the Ravens in week 17, we'd have been in the playoffs.

Charlie Frye had the Raiders in the game; funny how competitive the Raiders can be when they play an otherwise-lousy QB who actually cares. But Frye got hurt late the first half, forcing the Raiders to put in Russell. A terrible pick and a fumble later, the Ravens had our playoff spot leaving us to hope that the Bengals would bother showing up against the Jets that night.

Kulluminatii, we've felt (some of) your pain.

Haha, I was hoping we could have pulled off a win for you guys, but as soon as Russell walked onto that field I knew it was over. Hey, maybe the Colts will pick him up (have heard rumors of that happening) and if Manning goes down...you guys can count on JaMarcus to pull out a win for you guys :D.

BIG TORO
05-17-2010, 12:06 PM
Haha, I was hoping we could have pulled off a win for you guys, but as soon as Russell walked onto that field I knew it was over. Hey, maybe the Colts will pick him up (have heard rumors of that happening) and if Manning goes down...you guys can count on JaMarcus to pull out a win for you guys :D.

That would make me very happy to have him in our division, but not on our team.

HJam72
05-17-2010, 01:57 PM
the ultimate QB challenge to kubiak's coaching prowess...

Don't tempt fate. :texanbill:

Dishman
05-17-2010, 08:38 PM
If Jamarcus Russell is signed by the Texans I will chop off my dick and mail it to the first person to quote this post.

I'll PM you my address. Do you ship same day?

Texan_Bill
05-17-2010, 08:49 PM
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jamarcus-hippo.jpg

GB, that's effin awesome!!!


*wish I could rep you for that*

b0ng
05-17-2010, 10:34 PM
I'll PM you my address. Do you ship same day?

First class only