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DerekLee1
05-05-2010, 11:09 PM
I'm disappointed. No Larisa and Marisa this year. I'm assuming they retired?!?

*sigh* I miss them already.

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/09/03/ask-texans-cheerleader/twins_texans_1_marisa_larisa_test2.jpg

HJam72
05-06-2010, 12:11 AM
So sorry. I had to borrow them for a while. (We need an icon for "I freaking wish.") :)

brakos82
05-06-2010, 12:47 AM
So sorry. I had to borrow them for a while. (We need an icon for "I freaking wish.") :)

You can borrow :sarcasm: until then. :shades:

Ole Miss Texan
05-06-2010, 08:11 AM
:heart:

BullPenPhotos
05-06-2010, 01:00 PM
29 of the 30 Cheerleaders have been chosen...There is a new set of twins on the squard this year.
2010 Houston Texans Cheerleaders (http://www.houstontexans.com/cheerleaders/2010Cheerleaders.asp)
The final Cheerleader is up for a vote going thru tonight...

Khari
05-06-2010, 01:03 PM
where's the male cheerleaders?

disaacks3
05-06-2010, 01:12 PM
where's the male cheerleaders?
Across town at Cougar High? :boogereater:

gtexan02
05-06-2010, 01:33 PM
where's the male cheerleaders?

Check Dallas

Khari
05-06-2010, 01:56 PM
Across town at Cougar High? :boogereater:

is 32 old enough to be a cougar? :ahhaha:

Honoring Earl 34
05-06-2010, 01:58 PM
where's the male cheerleaders?

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper657/stills/gni9jp48.jpg

Khari
05-06-2010, 02:05 PM
y do they all look stoned?

OzzO
05-07-2010, 07:13 AM
y do they all look stoned?

....and with grass stains on the knees....

Texan_Bill
05-07-2010, 07:25 AM
where's the male cheerleaders?

They had some in Tennessee.......... FAIL

Yankee_In_TX
05-07-2010, 03:20 PM
They will be around....

NitroGSXR
05-07-2010, 03:31 PM
29 of the 30 Cheerleaders have been chosen...There is a new set of twins on the squard this year.
2010 Houston Texans Cheerleaders (http://www.houstontexans.com/cheerleaders/2010Cheerleaders.asp)
The final Cheerleader is up for a vote going thru tonight...

Is it me or does this year's squad seem to be a disappointment overall compared to last year from the eye candy sector? I saw a couple girls who look like they'd been dipped in a molten plastique form of makeup head first then blown-dried. I'm not all that choosy liquored up but I could see myself passing up a night alone with a couple of those girls.

I will miss Larisa and Marisa. They were really nice girls. I do like the new set of twins too.

Dutchrudder
05-07-2010, 04:18 PM
Let's see here....

Waiter, I would like to start with 1 Amanda, a Brandi for the main course, then finish up with Candi for dessert!

Hookem Horns
05-07-2010, 04:36 PM
....and with grass stains on the knees....

LOL ... I don't want to even imagine.

Hookem Horns
05-07-2010, 04:37 PM
Is it me or does this year's squad seem to be a disappointment overall compared to last year from the eye candy sector? I saw a couple girls who look like they'd been dipped in a molten plastique form of makeup head first then blown-dried. I'm not all that choosy liquored up but I could see myself passing up a night alone with a couple of those girls.

I will miss Larisa and Marisa. They were really nice girls. I do like the new set of twins too.

Yes, it is not you. Yikes for the most part.

Ole Miss Texan
05-07-2010, 06:43 PM
29 of the 30 Cheerleaders have been chosen...There is a new set of twins on the squard this year.
2010 Houston Texans Cheerleaders (http://www.houstontexans.com/cheerleaders/2010Cheerleaders.asp)
The final Cheerleader is up for a vote going thru tonight...

Oh this is not good. Welp, at least I'll be able to pay more attention to the game...

awtysst
05-07-2010, 09:00 PM
Is it me or does this year's squad seem to be a disappointment overall compared to last year from the eye candy sector? I saw a couple girls who look like they'd been dipped in a molten plastique form of makeup head first then blown-dried. I'm not all that choosy liquored up but I could see myself passing up a night alone with a couple of those girls.

I will miss Larisa and Marisa. They were really nice girls. I do like the new set of twins too.

I agree with this. Not particularly impressed. Also why so many out of town cheerleaders?! Surely Htown has plenty of good looking women!!!

DerekLee1
05-08-2010, 03:13 PM
I agree with this. Not particularly impressed. Also why so many out of town cheerleaders?! Surely Htown has plenty of good looking women!!!

Yeah, there's a handful of standouts (puns intended), but most are just *meh*. At least in the photos they are. And the new twins don't impress me much. At FanFest today, there were a few Texans cheerleaders. The Bud Light models, the Aeros girls (whatever they're called), the Dynamo girls, and Anna-Megan Raley all blew them away.

JB
05-08-2010, 04:01 PM
Yeah, there's a handful of standouts (puns intended), but most are just *meh*. At least in the photos they are. And the new twins don't impress me much. At FanFest today, there were a few Texans cheerleaders. The Bud Light models, the Aeros girls (whatever they're called), the Dynamo girls, and Anna-Megan Raley all blew them away.

Duyen must not have been there...

DerekLee1
05-08-2010, 06:11 PM
Duyen must not have been there...

Yeah, she doesn't do much for me either.

You know, I think it's just the photos, and I bet the majority of them are pretty smokin' hot in real life. I'll reserve judgment until I see them in their uniforms with an official Texans cheerleaders photoshoot.

Lindsay (Bull Pen Lindsay, not this year's Lindsay) is still the ultimate cheerleader though, with Larisa/Marisa a close second. And in third is Summer. A cheerleader who was actually a REAL LIFE rocket scientist?!? That's still hard to believe.

Joe Texan
05-08-2010, 06:17 PM
I am glad I was in the hospital when these girls got picked

pbat488
05-08-2010, 09:01 PM
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper657/stills/gni9jp48.jpg

....and with grass stains on the knees....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/AggieYellLeader.jpg/170px-AggieYellLeader.jpg

Cause when they do their wildcat, they put a knee on the ground. Also, when someone is talking, they take a knee most times to wait for them to finish.


Now that I'm done derailing the thread and righting a little wrong, I've gotta say I found my new favorite already, I think...

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/Michelle-full-body.jpg

The Pencil Neck
05-09-2010, 09:39 PM
I'm partial to Andrea.

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/andrea_large.jpg

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/Andrea-full-body_H1K3198.jpg

JB
05-09-2010, 09:45 PM
I'm partial to Andrea.

Very Nice!

I'm partial to Duyen myself.

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx307/TexanJB/Duyen5.jpg?t=1273459339
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx307/TexanJB/Duyen7.jpg?t=1273459463

wagonhed
05-09-2010, 09:50 PM
No! Mine!!!

i'm partial to andrea.

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/andrea_large.jpg

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/andrea-full-body_h1k3198.jpg

wagonhed
05-09-2010, 09:51 PM
That's the most average looking group of Cheerleaders I've ever seen.

The Pencil Neck
05-09-2010, 09:52 PM
No! Mine!!!

Brandi's nice, too. I'd be fine with either of them.

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/Brandi-full-body_H1K3238.jpg

http://assets.houstontexans.com/assets/cheerleaders/brandi_large.jpg

Are we going to start adopting cheerleaders like we adopt players? Doesn't quite work out the same. Adopt is the totally wrong word.

wagonhed
05-09-2010, 10:01 PM
Hmmmm... my favs:

1. Andrea
2. Candy
3. Jessica
4. Brandy
5. Morgan



a lot of uggs but I won't name names!

Hardcore Texan
05-09-2010, 10:05 PM
With bodies like that they are obviously on steroids and should keep taking them :sarcasm:

wagonhed
05-09-2010, 10:08 PM
:stirpot:

ubecool454
05-10-2010, 02:05 AM
I agree with this. Not particularly impressed. Also why so many out of town cheerleaders?! Surely Htown has plenty of good looking women!!!

You don't think they come to Houston just to become cheerleaders do you? I'm pretty sure they moved here and live here for a better reasons than becoming a Houston texans cheerleader. They just post their hometowns and they are like most of the city....from another place.

Dr2bKay
05-10-2010, 10:56 AM
Hmmmm... my favs:

1. Andrea
2. Candy
3. Jessica
4. Brandy
5. Morgan



a lot of uggs but I won't name names!

This must be a "guy" thing....I wonder what some of your wives look like.....POW

Yankee_In_TX
05-10-2010, 11:24 AM
You don't think they come to Houston just to become cheerleaders do you? I'm pretty sure they moved here and live here for a better reasons than becoming a Houston texans cheerleader. They just post their hometowns and they are like most of the city....from another place.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, you'd be surprised. A lot of girls try out in cities they don't live in and move if they land the gig. NFL and NBA.

The Pencil Neck
05-10-2010, 11:43 AM
This must be a "guy" thing....I wonder what some of your wives look like.....POW

When did being delusional become a "guy" thing?

And here's a picture of my wife from 1986 when we first met. Please pardon the 80's mall hair. :)

http://www.cavesofice.org/~watson/albums/Randomness/Audrey1.sized.jpg

She HATES that picture. So, here she is from '96 when we were at a friend's Halloween party.

http://www.cavesofice.org/~watson/albums/Randomness/Halloween_96.sized.jpg

NitroGSXR
05-10-2010, 11:55 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhh, you'd be surprised. A lot of girls try out in cities they don't live in and move if they land the gig. NFL and NBA.

You're exactly right.

I have a distant cousin who got kicked off the Carolina Panthers squad a few years back. She also tried out for several other teams prior to making the Panthers. She was from Rhode Island.

NitroGSXR
05-10-2010, 11:57 AM
When did being delusional become a "guy" thing?

And here's a picture of my wife from 1986 when we first met. Please pardon the 80's mall hair. :)

http://www.cavesofice.org/~watson/albums/Randomness/Audrey1.sized.jpg

She HATES that picture. So, here she is from '96 when we were at a friend's Halloween party.

http://www.cavesofice.org/~watson/albums/Randomness/Halloween_96.sized.jpg

I think your wife's beautiful.

The husband in me would be estastic if my wife made the Texans squad althoughhe sexist pig in me would be appalled.

wagonhed
05-10-2010, 11:59 AM
This must be a "guy" thing....I wonder what some of your wives look like.....POW

To be honest I think it's too much makeup that ruins a lot of them. A TON of makeup = ugly imo.

hobie
05-10-2010, 12:34 PM
IMHO, I never really understood cheerleaders in any sporting event.. Now they are in hockey as well. WTF..hockey?
I guess ya gotta watch something between plays...but ehh, isn't much a big deal to me if they are there or not...

The Pencil Neck
05-10-2010, 02:32 PM
IMHO, I never really understood cheerleaders in any sporting event.. Now they are in hockey as well. WTF..hockey?
I guess ya gotta watch something between plays...but ehh, isn't much a big deal to me if they are there or not...

I don't look at cheerleaders when I'm at the game.

Of course, part of that is because my wife would slip a dagger between my ribs. But I'm concentrating on the game and the players.

The Pencil Neck
05-10-2010, 02:33 PM
I think your wife's beautiful.


Thank you.

I'll tell her you said so and she'll probably make carrot cake or creme brulee for you if you're at one of the games we go to.

NitroGSXR
05-10-2010, 02:39 PM
Thank you.

I'll tell her you said so and she'll probably make carrot cake or creme brulee for you if you're at one of the games we go to.

Classy too. Yum!

JB
05-10-2010, 02:40 PM
Thank you.

I'll tell her you said so and she'll probably make carrot cake or creme brulee for you if you're at one of the games we go to.

I love Carrot cake....:)

Dr2bKay
05-10-2010, 03:37 PM
IMHO, I never really understood cheerleaders in any sporting event.. Now they are in hockey as well. WTF..hockey?
I guess ya gotta watch something between plays...but ehh, isn't much a big deal to me if they are there or not...

I was at a Predators game and saw that they had cheerleaders too...The girls just walked around as they were cleaning the ice....:kitten: but the men loved looking at them.

Yankee_In_TX
05-10-2010, 03:38 PM
To be honest I think it's too much makeup that ruins a lot of them. A TON of makeup = ugly imo.

They have to - they're performers. Consider it stage makeup. They're 100's and 1000's of feet away from those watching them.

infantrycak
05-16-2010, 09:11 AM
I don't look at cheerleaders when I'm at the game.

Of course, part of that is because my wife would slip a dagger between my ribs. But I'm concentrating on the game and the players.

Kind of hard for us not to. They are 10 feet in front of us. My wife is the opposite. She plays a who is cutest in this group game each quarter.

Lucky
05-16-2010, 11:16 AM
No Larisa & Marisa? That's a shame. I've lost a lot of weight (50 lbs) since the last All Access, and I wanted to take another photo with them. A before and after, if you will. I guess I'll just have to make do with 2 other hot cheerleaders. :(

Note to Marisa: As I told you before, I did not intentionally touch your breast. I thought I was grabbing your arm and let go immediately. Larisa believed me. If I were really going to touch your breast, wouldn't I have gone after Larisa's, as well? Think about it, and you'll understand that it was a harmless mistake.

gtexan02
05-17-2010, 10:51 AM
Note to Marisa: As I told you before, I did not intentionally touch your breast. I thought I was grabbing your arm and let go immediately. Larisa believed me. If I were really going to touch your breast, wouldn't I have gone after Larisa's, as well? Think about it, and you'll understand that it was a harmless mistake.

:backsout:

valleytexfan
05-17-2010, 02:06 PM
No Larisa & Marisa? That's a shame. I've lost a lot of weight (50 lbs) since the last All Access

Congrats! How'd you do it??

ubecool454
05-17-2010, 04:57 PM
This must be a "guy" thing....I wonder what some of your wives look like.....POW

LMAO, I was wondering the same thing..

ubecool454
05-17-2010, 05:02 PM
To be honest I think it's too much makeup that ruins a lot of them. A TON of makeup = ugly imo.

I don't care to much they are the prettiest woman the world ...I like the ones that can dance and shake with flava. I like them all when they come out in that white hot pants outfit..lol

since02
05-21-2010, 08:17 PM
:thinking:Hmmmmmm.....

Last night I was looking at the new 2010 cheerleaders on their page deal on houstontexans.com they had the new cheerleaders updated and Larisa and Marisa were on there....

Or maybe they werent updated...

Mac#5
05-26-2010, 11:18 AM
:thinking:Hmmmmmm.....

Last night I was looking at the new 2010 cheerleaders on their page deal on houstontexans.com they had the new cheerleaders updated and Larisa and Marisa were on there....

Or maybe they werent updated...

Yea i noticed that too but it is updated because ive seen a couple of the new cheerleaders on there and even some new texans.

b0ng
05-26-2010, 11:31 AM
How in the world are people on the internet critiquing cheerleaders on their looks. "Internet Males" :challenge