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HouSportsWriter
04-13-2010, 02:43 PM
my step dad is a contractor and just got back from a meeting and was hired by vince young to build something idk what tho since my step dad only thos
offices

i get to meet him soon and get a auto graph maby =o

should i slap him since he is a titan ? or shake hands saying good job last year ?

lmao .....

BIG TORO
04-13-2010, 02:45 PM
Get his auto and then burn it in his face!

IBleedTexans
04-13-2010, 02:47 PM
You should make him pay for your tutors! Spell check OMFG!!!!!!

HouSportsWriter
04-13-2010, 02:48 PM
**** off

Section516
04-13-2010, 02:48 PM
Ask he has a tat of his name on his back. I, personally, think its so his lover doesn't forget it while...

BIG TORO
04-13-2010, 02:49 PM
better yet! use it for this :voodoo:

HouSportsWriter
04-13-2010, 02:51 PM
better yet! use it for this :voodoo:

haha while he is sleeping i will shave a texan logo in his head =o 2 bad he is bald

BIG TORO
04-13-2010, 02:53 PM
haha while he is sleeping i will shave a texan logo in his head =o 2 bad he is bald

No more like while we are playing him you tear his ACL!

HouSportsWriter
04-13-2010, 02:57 PM
No more like while we are playing him you tear his ACL!

haha throws a bag of marbals at vy from stands there

what do yall think my step dad he is a texans fan should he be conciderd a trader now lol

badboy
04-13-2010, 03:40 PM
Tell him you are a Texans fan and wish him well on his career except when he plays us.

Dr2bKay
04-13-2010, 03:40 PM
Get his auto and then burn it in his face!

:bravo:

lol

MojoMan
04-13-2010, 03:44 PM
Language, young man.

ChampionTexan
04-13-2010, 03:45 PM
Get his auto and then burn it in his face!

http://blog.timesunion.com/mcguire/files/2007/08/carl.jpg

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play football again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

BIG TORO
04-13-2010, 03:49 PM
Tell him you are a Texans fan and wish him well on his career except when he plays us.


You are such a good person, not a bad boy at all!!!

NitroGSXR
04-13-2010, 06:13 PM
Make sure your step-dad keeps his shirt on at all times. Vince might throw down a bottle of Patron and crank up them tunes.

Texan_Bill
04-13-2010, 06:23 PM
About 24 hours before meeting him I would start to eat the most gaseous foods I can think of and
drink a bunch of beer. For full effect it would be keg beer.

I would bring tears to his eyes. :bender:

JB
04-13-2010, 06:28 PM
I would bring tears to his eyes.

Don't you do that anyways?

playa465
04-13-2010, 06:50 PM
Tell him you are a Texans fan and wish him well on his career except when he plays us.

This...plus have you dad put tiny Texans logos in inconspicuous places throughout the bldg (wall outlet, light switch, corner of mirror in bathroom etc.)

SheTexan
04-13-2010, 07:08 PM
Tell your stepdad to charge him triple. He's to dumb to know the difference. Should be some easy money. lol

I ditto BIG TORO's suggestion! BURN it then spit on it to put out the fire!!:)

gary
04-13-2010, 07:19 PM
Ask him if he likes sausages and has ever spent the night in bed with Ricky Martin sharing sauages with each other.

BSofA04
04-13-2010, 07:34 PM
Crap in his toilet and don't flush. Then write out GO TEXANS on the mirror using whatever is available.

JT
04-13-2010, 08:04 PM
Too bad its not Halloween that way you can be a zombie Steve McNair and scare the crap out of him. GIGGIDY!

Texan_Bill
04-13-2010, 08:15 PM
Crap in his toilet and don't flush. Then write out GO TEXANS on the mirror using whatever is available.

Too bad its not Halloween that way you can be a zombie Steve McNair and scare the crap out of him. GIGGIDY!

These two are pretty money!!!

MannyFresh
04-13-2010, 08:18 PM
Too bad its not Halloween that way you can be a zombie Steve McNair and scare the crap out of him. GIGGIDY!


Tacky, but I could so see them doing that on Family Guy.

Hardcore Texan
04-13-2010, 08:48 PM
About 24 hours before meeting him I would start to eat the most gaseous foods I can think of and
drink a bunch of beer. For full effect it would be keg beer.

I would bring tears to his eyes. :bender:

How about pickled pig feet, boiled eggs, and french fries with onions, cheese and jalapeno on top.....and of course the beer. Then watch the paint peel off the wall.

But seriously, go with Badboy's advice if you meet him. Take the high road ever chance you get, it's the right thing to do.

FirstTexansFan
04-13-2010, 08:59 PM
Tell him you scored higher on the wonderlic test than he did, and you spell better ;)

brakos82
04-13-2010, 10:45 PM
Tell him you scored higher on the wonderlic test than he did, and you spell better ;)

I don't care how you are, that's funny right there. :user:

JB
04-13-2010, 11:46 PM
How about pickled pig feet, boiled eggs, and chili french fries with onions, cheese and jalapeno on top.....and of course the beer. Then watch the paint peel off the wall.

fixed it for ya!

powerfuldragon
04-14-2010, 02:34 AM
you should make him pay for your tutors! Spell check omfg!!!!!!

**** off

yes>

AnthonyE
04-14-2010, 05:03 AM
**** off

ROFL! Classy.

Texan_Bill
04-14-2010, 12:45 PM
On a more serious note, make sure your step-father is up to speed on Texas Lien Laws. Some athletes have been known to try and skip out on payment and can be some of the cheapest SOB's out there.

In order to perfect a lien, there are required steps, documentation and durations that have to be adhered to and are key to properly filing a lien.

steelbtexan
04-14-2010, 12:54 PM
I don't care how you are, that's funny right there. :user:

Agreed

SIAB

You should challenge VY to a spelling bee contest.

My $ is on you SIAB.

HOU-TEX
04-14-2010, 12:59 PM
Eh, go ahead and slap him. He'll either beat your ass or grab your ass.

IBleedTexans
04-14-2010, 01:09 PM
Agreed

SIAB

You should challenge VY to a spelling bee contest.

My $ is on you SIAB.

I'll take that bet , V Y is gonna make me a rich man roflmao

FirstTexansFan
04-14-2010, 01:21 PM
I don't care how you are, that's funny right there. :user:

I'm gonna have to start charging for this material :)

Blake
04-14-2010, 01:33 PM
You should make him pay for your tutors! Spell check OMFG!!!!!!

I blame cell phones and excessive texting.

Grams
04-14-2010, 01:59 PM
I blame cell phones and excessive texting.


Not when one deliberately misspells words.

AnthonyE
04-14-2010, 02:59 PM
I blame cell phones and excessive texting.

I type in complete sentences with proper spelling when I text. And I probably text about 200 times a day.

Dutchrudder
04-14-2010, 03:05 PM
I type in complete sentences with proper spelling when I text. And I probably text about 200 times a day.

lol! u 4 relz? i gots 2 txt lots cuz my phone be blowin up yo! txtin 4 da win! lulz

Vinnie
04-14-2010, 03:11 PM
On a more serious note, make sure your step-father is up to speed on Texas Lien Laws. Some athletes have been known to try and skip out on payment and can be some of the cheapest SOB's out there.

In order to perfect a lien, there are required steps, documentation and durations that have to be adhered to and are key to properly filing a lien.

x 2

Andrew6
04-14-2010, 09:42 PM
Tell him he looked good in the Rose Bowl and ask him if he can introduce you to Matt Schaub.

:D
Thats pretty cool Brandon, most NFL players are more down to earth than folks really realize.

When you leave say, "break a leg".

Texan_Bill
04-14-2010, 10:06 PM
lol! u 4 relz? i gots 2 txt lots cuz my phone be blowin up yo! txtin 4 da win! lulz

:lol:

x 2

Yessir!! That's on the realz.

Texan_Bill
04-14-2010, 10:06 PM
Tell him he looked good in the Rose Bowl and ask him if he can introduce you to Matt Schaub.

:D
Thats pretty cool Brandon, most NFL players are more down to earth than folks really realize.

When you leave say, "break a leg".

Another :lol:

NitroGSXR
04-15-2010, 01:05 AM
I type in complete sentences with proper spelling when I text. And I probably text about 200 times a day.

Same here. In fact, I do a lot of my posting via T9.