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Joe Texan
02-05-2010, 08:46 AM
Marc,

Reach down between the Legs and Grab the Marbles Dude, Your the morning show on the Station REPRESENTING THE HOUSTON TEXANS and you are letting the Talking Heads of American Radio Crack your eggs and fry them. When Knucklehead comes up and treats the Texans Like a Joke Beat his ass into the ground. Why do you have the Job if you cannot bring some fire to the kitchen. I cannot Believe 610 sent two "oh" wait maybe all Bozo's to the Superbowl to stand up for Houston and yall lay Down like a sick Puppy. HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GOT THE BEST QB, BEST RECIEVER, BEST DEFENSIVE LINBACKERS AND END AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU STEP IN OUR WAY. DO NOT CALL MY TEAM A JOKE CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT THE JOKES ON YOU BUTTHEAD. WHO IS COMING TO DALLAS TO SEE US, YEA THE HOUSTON TEXANS IN DALLAS NEXT FEBRUARY, WHO, I SAY WHO IS COMING TO GET UNDER OUR FOOT SO WE CAN STOMP YOU INTO NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have 610 call me, I will stand up for my team, I bet you guys are too lame to even read this on the air, do not worry I will be listening.

Craig.
02-06-2010, 11:07 PM
Marc,

Reach down between the Legs and Grab the Marbles Dude, Your the morning show on the Station REPRESENTING THE HOUSTON TEXANS and you are letting the Talking Heads of American Radio Crack your eggs and fry them. When Knucklehead comes up and treats the Texans Like a Joke Beat his ass into the ground. Why do you have the Job if you cannot bring some fire to the kitchen. I cannot Believe 610 sent two "oh" wait maybe all Bozo's to the Superbowl to stand up for Houston and yall lay Down like a sick Puppy. HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GOT THE BEST QB, BEST RECIEVER, BEST DEFENSIVE LINBACKERS AND END AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU STEP IN OUR WAY. DO NOT CALL MY TEAM A JOKE CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT THE JOKES ON YOU BUTTHEAD. WHO IS COMING TO DALLAS TO SEE US, YEA THE HOUSTON TEXANS IN DALLAS NEXT FEBRUARY, WHO, I SAY WHO IS COMING TO GET UNDER OUR FOOT SO WE CAN STOMP YOU INTO NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have 610 call me, I will stand up for my team, I bet you guys are too lame to even read this on the air, do not worry I will be listening.

Tell me you didn't really send that

Showtime100
02-06-2010, 11:19 PM
Any audio links so I can hear what all this is about?

FirstTexansFan
02-07-2010, 07:11 AM
Tell me you didn't really send that

And signed your name to it ;)

WWJD
02-07-2010, 12:17 PM
Marc had a bad week. First Baldinger and then King tell him they're not really that impressed with the Texans and then he gets blasted by Joe Texan.

When will it end?

powerfuldragon
02-07-2010, 01:06 PM
that's why i listen to matt and adam in the mornings. the only time 610's worth listening to is when kalu is on air.

Speedy
02-07-2010, 01:26 PM
that's why i listen to matt and adam in the mornings. the only time 610's worth listening to is when kalu is on air.


The only time 610 is worth listening to is when there's a Texans game going on. And even then I'm on their FM sister station.

WWJD
02-07-2010, 01:29 PM
You mean nobody wants to know what the Vanderkid is doing or how old he is? Or what movie is worth checking out?

steelbtexan
02-07-2010, 01:31 PM
that's why i listen to matt and adam in the mornings. the only time 610's worth listening to is when kalu is on air.

Yep

All of the good on air personalities got out of 610 while the getting was good.

Do you know that Rich Lord doesn't even watch MNF. He TVO's it and watches it later. That's a real sports fan there and he gets paid to do a half a** job.

When has anybody broken a story at 610?

Drew_Smoke
02-07-2010, 01:38 PM
Houston Sports radio is in a big funk...period.

We should start a poll on who is Houston's worst personality. It will be close since Craig Roberts isn't on the air (Praise God) anymore.

Texecutioner
02-07-2010, 03:24 PM
Marc,

Reach down between the Legs and Grab the Marbles Dude, Your the morning show on the Station REPRESENTING THE HOUSTON TEXANS and you are letting the Talking Heads of American Radio Crack your eggs and fry them. When Knucklehead comes up and treats the Texans Like a Joke Beat his ass into the ground. Why do you have the Job if you cannot bring some fire to the kitchen. I cannot Believe 610 sent two "oh" wait maybe all Bozo's to the Superbowl to stand up for Houston and yall lay Down like a sick Puppy. HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GOT THE BEST QB, BEST RECIEVER, BEST DEFENSIVE LINBACKERS AND END AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU STEP IN OUR WAY. DO NOT CALL MY TEAM A JOKE CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT THE JOKES ON YOU BUTTHEAD. WHO IS COMING TO DALLAS TO SEE US, YEA THE HOUSTON TEXANS IN DALLAS NEXT FEBRUARY, WHO, I SAY WHO IS COMING TO GET UNDER OUR FOOT SO WE CAN STOMP YOU INTO NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have 610 call me, I will stand up for my team, I bet you guys are too lame to even read this on the air, do not worry I will be listening.

I hope that you didn't really send this.

Once it said that we were the toughest team in the NFL and had the best QB it became a lost cause.

HoustonFrog
02-08-2010, 08:24 AM
I decided not to comment

Texan_Bill
02-08-2010, 08:29 AM
I decided not to comment

By deciding to not make a comment, you have still made a comment. :polevault:

SheTexan
02-08-2010, 08:54 AM
Joe! I usually refrain from commenting on your post, but, if you really did send such an e-mail, it was a very classless thing to do. If you truly desire to be a top rep of Texan fans, then please stop doing this type of crap. NO ONE respects you for it!! I truly do not believe anyone within the Texans organization would want you to "stand up for my team" by sending out garbage e-mails like this. IF we were the toughest team in the NFL we would be celebrating a SB win today instead of the Saints!! THINK before you write! PLEASE!!

silvrhand
02-08-2010, 09:12 AM
Marc,

Reach down between the Legs and Grab the Marbles Dude, Your the morning show on the Station REPRESENTING THE HOUSTON TEXANS and you are letting the Talking Heads of American Radio Crack your eggs and fry them. When Knucklehead comes up and treats the Texans Like a Joke Beat his ass into the ground. Why do you have the Job if you cannot bring some fire to the kitchen. I cannot Believe 610 sent two "oh" wait maybe all Bozo's to the Superbowl to stand up for Houston and yall lay Down like a sick Puppy. HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GOT THE BEST QB, BEST RECIEVER, BEST DEFENSIVE LINBACKERS AND END AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU STEP IN OUR WAY. DO NOT CALL MY TEAM A JOKE CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT THE JOKES ON YOU BUTTHEAD. WHO IS COMING TO DALLAS TO SEE US, YEA THE HOUSTON TEXANS IN DALLAS NEXT FEBRUARY, WHO, I SAY WHO IS COMING TO GET UNDER OUR FOOT SO WE CAN STOMP YOU INTO NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have 610 call me, I will stand up for my team, I bet you guys are too lame to even read this on the air, do not worry I will be listening.

drunken posting?

HoustonFrog
02-08-2010, 09:55 AM
By deciding to not make a comment, you have still made a comment. :polevault:

Yeah but it was better than what I was going to say... nicer too my friend :)

Second Honeymoon
02-08-2010, 10:13 AM
Marc,

Reach down between the Legs and Grab the Marbles Dude, Your the morning show on the Station REPRESENTING THE HOUSTON TEXANS and you are letting the Talking Heads of American Radio Crack your eggs and fry them. When Knucklehead comes up and treats the Texans Like a Joke Beat his ass into the ground. Why do you have the Job if you cannot bring some fire to the kitchen. I cannot Believe 610 sent two "oh" wait maybe all Bozo's to the Superbowl to stand up for Houston and yall lay Down like a sick Puppy. HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GOT THE BEST QB, BEST RECIEVER, BEST DEFENSIVE LINBACKERS AND END AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU STEP IN OUR WAY. DO NOT CALL MY TEAM A JOKE CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT THE JOKES ON YOU BUTTHEAD. WHO IS COMING TO DALLAS TO SEE US, YEA THE HOUSTON TEXANS IN DALLAS NEXT FEBRUARY, WHO, I SAY WHO IS COMING TO GET UNDER OUR FOOT SO WE CAN STOMP YOU INTO NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have 610 call me, I will stand up for my team, I bet you guys are too lame to even read this on the air, do not worry I will be listening.

dude you are the posterchild for bad education.

do you actually believe the Texans are the toughest? Matt is the best QB? Mario the best DE? hahahah come on man.

btw, you may want to check your knowledge, or lack thereof. you also may want to realize the Cowboys don't matter squat to the Texans. It's a mythical rivalry living in the minds of the ignorant. The Texans host the Cowboys. No one is going to Dallas.

Geez, you make it too easy.

What Baldy said was true, but sorry if it hurt your homering ears. You have proven once again, that you are the most clueless and ignorant Texans fan I have ever seen. My opinion of course, but you are far and away the biggest laughingstock ever.

Texan_Bill
02-08-2010, 10:28 AM
dude you are the posterchild for bad education.

do you actually believe the Texans are the toughest? Matt is the best QB? Mario the best DE? hahahah come on man.

btw, you may want to check your knowledge, or lack thereof. you also may want to realize the Cowboys don't matter squat to the Texans. It's a mythical rivalry living in the minds of the ignorant. The Texans host the Cowboys. No one is going to Dallas.

Geez, you make it too easy.

What Baldy said was true, but sorry if it hurt your homering ears. You have proven once again, that you are the most clueless and ignorant Texans fan I have ever seen. My opinion of course, but you are far and away the biggest laughingstock ever.


And you're so freakin' brilliant that you couldn't figure out that Joe was referring to Super Bowl XLV... Where is Super Bowl XLV going to be held?? Dallas Cowboy Stadium!!

As usual, your opinion is wrong. Just look in the Texans Talk forum and it's quite obvious who the laughingstock is.

Texan_Bill
02-08-2010, 10:28 AM
Yeah but it was better than what I was going to say... nicer too my friend :)

;) I gotcha!

Andrew6
02-08-2010, 11:45 AM
:backsout:
got a weird feeling this is going to be a LONG off-season

NitroGSXR
02-08-2010, 12:16 PM
D'oh, Joe... D'oh! You rock anyway! Go Texans!

Khari
02-08-2010, 02:30 PM
:backsout:
got a weird feeling this is going to be a LONG off-season

it already is :jogger:

dalemurphy
02-09-2010, 06:28 AM
Marc had a bad week. First Baldinger and then King tell him they're not really that impressed with the Texans and then he gets blasted by Joe Texan.

When will it end?

Yeah, Marc's head must be spinning right now. First, to have two respectable NFL men like Baldinger and King to tell him the Texans aren't that impressive, then to have the greatest football mind of our generation (Joe Texan) tell you how great they are... Man, he must not know what to think!

Honoring Earl 34
02-09-2010, 07:15 AM
And we have the most clutch kicker and the best back from the 1 yard line .... :bubbles:

Ckw
02-09-2010, 10:35 AM
And we have the most clutch kicker and the best back from the 1 yard line .... :bubbles:

:spit:

Rep!!!! Must spread. Somebody get him for me.

Joe Texan
02-09-2010, 12:05 PM
You Yahoos I know who you are and if your going to be on Houston Radio letting national Radio Jocks rip you and do not stand up for the team your representing then you turn into the one and only "SECOND HONEYMOON".

I am the #1 Fan and if I want to jump on Houston Sports radio then I will do it. I do not do it so you will like me, I do not do it to look good in your eyes.
I do it Because I have a Deep Love for my team and you boneheads can say whatever you want you will never have the Desire I have for this team. I am entitled to my opinions just like the troll Second Honeymoon. The only difference is that I Stand up for my team and believe in my team. I do not bag on the head coach for improving every year, I do not let others bag on the team when it is not necessarywithout throwing it back in thier face. I do not think it is classless to let these Bozo Radio personel that think they own Houston Radio know that we listen and we will correct thier innabilities when we see them falter. If your refering to the comments about the "man in you" I apologize Grandma but sometimes you got to kick em where it counts. Football is a mans game and the Bozos I am refering too are Men, or at least i thought they were till I heard how they wimpered down for the National Jocks.

El Tejano
02-09-2010, 12:06 PM
:backsout:
got a weird feeling this is going to be a LONG off-season

Oh yeah? Well, Kubiak should've been fired!!! What do you have to say about that?:chef:

WWJD
02-09-2010, 12:10 PM
Joe I've heard you on 610 ragging on Kubiak. They identified the caller as Joe Texan anyway.

So now you're saying you don't?

Joe Texan
02-09-2010, 12:24 PM
I have had my share of stalkers

scourge
02-09-2010, 01:06 PM
By deciding to not make a comment, you have still made a comment. :polevault:

lol, been listening to Rush(the band) lately?

Dr2bKay
02-09-2010, 03:12 PM
:backsout:

Too hot in this kitchen for moi.

Texans_Chick
02-09-2010, 03:35 PM
You Yahoos I know who you are and if your going to be on Houston Radio letting national Radio Jocks rip you and do not stand up for the team your representing then you turn into the one and only "SECOND HONEYMOON".

I am the #1 Fan and if I want to jump on Houston Sports radio then I will do it. I do not do it so you will like me, I do not do it to look good in your eyes.
I do it Because I have a Deep Love for my team and you boneheads can say whatever you want you will never have the Desire I have for this team. I am entitled to my opinions just like the troll Second Honeymoon. The only difference is that I Stand up for my team and believe in my team. I do not bag on the head coach for improving every year, I do not let others bag on the team when it is not necessarywithout throwing it back in thier face. I do not think it is classless to let these Bozo Radio personel that think they own Houston Radio know that we listen and we will correct thier innabilities when we see them falter. If your refering to the comments about the "man in you" I apologize Grandma but sometimes you got to kick em where it counts. Football is a mans game and the Bozos I am refering too are Men, or at least i thought they were till I heard how they wimpered down for the National Jocks.


The problem is that if you identify yourself as #1 fan and you present yourself in a nasty way to the rest of the world, it reflects poorly on the fanbase. I'm a Longhorn alum, and I cringe when people calling as "Longhorn Scott" or whatever, call up and say silly or nasty things. Of course, you can call any sports radio program you want and defend the team--I'm just guessing most of Texan fans would prefer you do it without going a little over the top.

You could make the same point you wanted to make without, for example, using a derogatory name for Marc. So instead people focusing on the point you wanted to make--"hey, why don't you challenge these national guys," fans here are mostly focusing on the rude name you called Marc.

You can disagree with someone without being disagreeable. You call Second Honeymoon a troll, but when you say the nasty things you are saying, it takes away from your point and makes you look like you are a troll.

Basically, when you call someone a name, it reflects more on the person doing the name calling then it does on the person that is called the name. Whatever you think of Marc's opinions, I think it is pretty indisputable that he's a nice guy.

Joe, I know your heart is in the right place, but I have to say that the title of this thread sickens me. I know you are better than that. You want to rep the fans, and defend whatever honor you want to defend. Cool, I'm with you on that.

But stay classy, Houston. Please.

Texecutioner
02-09-2010, 04:24 PM
You Yahoos I know who you are and if your going to be on Houston Radio letting national Radio Jocks rip you and do not stand up for the team your representing then you turn into the one and only "SECOND HONEYMOON".

I am the #1 Fan and if I want to jump on Houston Sports radio then I will do it. I do not do it so you will like me, I do not do it to look good in your eyes.
I do it Because I have a Deep Love for my team and you boneheads can say whatever you want you will never have the Desire I have for this team. I am entitled to my opinions just like the troll Second Honeymoon. The only difference is that I Stand up for my team and believe in my team. I do not bag on the head coach for improving every year, I do not let others bag on the team when it is not necessarywithout throwing it back in thier face. I do not think it is classless to let these Bozo Radio personel that think they own Houston Radio know that we listen and we will correct thier innabilities when we see them falter. If your refering to the comments about the "man in you" I apologize Grandma but sometimes you got to kick em where it counts. Football is a mans game and the Bozos I am refering too are Men, or at least i thought they were till I heard how they wimpered down for the National Jocks.

You're basically saying "screw anyone" who doesn't say positive things about the Texans no matter what the situation is with the team. And you're not the #1 fan either just so ya know. There is no #1 fan and there is no "worst fan" out there. If they are a fan, then they are a fan and they are entitled to think or judge a team however they want.

And as far as Houston radio hosts go, as a "Texans fan" I'd much rather listen to some guys that tell it like they see it and are objective and knowledgable about the team. If that means that they are critical about the Texans or any other Houston team than so be it. If the analysis is well informed and comes from someone who follows the team very closely, then I'd want to hear their honest thoughts instead of some cheerleading material just because they're in Houston.

ArlingtonTexan
02-09-2010, 04:26 PM
it already is :jogger:

Was thinking that when I saw his post.

JT
02-09-2010, 05:06 PM
You're basically saying "screw anyone" who doesn't say positive things about the Texans no matter what the situation is with the team. And you're not the #1 fan either just so ya know. There is no #1 fan and there is no "worst fan" out there. If they are a fan, then they are a fan and they are entitled to think or judge a team however they want.

And as far as Houston radio hosts go, as a "Texans fan" I'd much rather listen to some guys that tell it like they see it and are objective and knowledgable about the team. If that means that they are critical about the Texans or any other Houston team than so be it. If the analysis is well informed and comes from someone who follows the team very closely, then I'd want to hear their honest thoughts instead of some cheerleading material just because they're in Houston.

Exactly, spending a fortune at Micheal's or Hobby Lobby for that hat doesn't make you #1 fan, nor does thinking you have prime parking or a DBag friend that gets mad cause people breathe wrong on his Winnebago...you are a mean ole bitterman and very classless. And you all let your children around this guy and his pinatas? Texans' fans as a majority are much more classier than than this because frankly the truth hurts sometimes but face the team cannot still get it right.

Speedy
02-09-2010, 07:20 PM
I am the #1 Fan See why I hate the BCS!!

NitroGSXR
02-09-2010, 07:45 PM
Exactly, spending a fortune at Micheal's or Hobby Lobby for that hat doesn't make you #1 fan, nor does thinking you have prime parking or a DBag friend that gets mad cause people breathe wrong on his Winnebago...you are a mean ole bitterman and very classless. And you all let your children around this guy and his pinatas? Texans' fans as a majority are much more classier than than this because frankly the truth hurts sometimes but face the team cannot still get it right.

I agree with a lot of what you said but Joe's a passionate fan with a heart of gold for the kids. I share that same passion and am proud to have my kids swing at their pinatas. Blue crew has opened their arms unlike any i've known in the houston Texan nation.

Joe Texan
02-09-2010, 07:47 PM
Chick your points are well taken, These other lip flappers can kiss my backside. And if you do not like it keep your kid away from the piniatta, I could care less. I call it like I see it and if that hurts your feelings then too freakin bad. I understood this was a bit to much for the ladies and I have addressed that. This was sent to a MAN and I got a response from said MAN.
It has nothing to do with all yall I just wanted to show Yall how I addressed the ineptness of our Houston Radio Guys to stand behind our Texans.
I also got a response from some of you and I was able to determine which one of yous wears the skirts. I pretty much knew this would turn into the lets attack Joe Texan Thread and Do you see me backing down. NO NADA NO WAY This is fun for me and it thrills me to see the skirt wearers chime in like I got to be politically correct or something. Get real I played football and there is no room for being the woman stuck in a Mans Conversation. So keep chiming in, you will never break me down and I will never back down to a Radio Jock who wears panties to a wrestling match. I never have and you know why?

I am Joe Texan, Thats What I do. :texflag:

Honoring Earl 34
02-09-2010, 08:09 PM
I'm the 34,567th fan according to the latest polls .

Joe Texan
02-09-2010, 08:14 PM
Earl I would have figured you a bit higher

Honoring Earl 34
02-09-2010, 08:28 PM
Earl I would have figured you a bit higher

I'm allergic to face paint .

That's like a RB running a 4.7 forty . :clown:

dalemurphy
02-09-2010, 10:49 PM
Nevermind. Too easy of a target!

threetoedpete
02-10-2010, 01:35 AM
:backsout:
got a weird feeling this is going to be a LONG off-season

What gave you that hint...this or the 461, er check that 462 posts in the pink soap thread. I'm with you in spirit Joe. But next time...run it by the board before you send it out. I kinda felt it was a set up by Lopez and the station manager, but I have no proof. Sportsradio610 will make top five in the market when pigs fly.

Honoring Earl 34
02-10-2010, 09:16 AM
Nevermind. Too easy of a target!

What ... if it's about me ... I like it easy . :polevault:

Texan_Bill
02-10-2010, 09:23 AM
lol, been listening to Rush(the band) lately?

:clap: Someone 'got' the reference.

Texan_Bill
02-10-2010, 09:26 AM
I'm the 34,567th fan according to the latest polls .

Must've been a liberal poll. I saw you at 62,469. :whistle:

b0ng
02-10-2010, 09:28 AM
God I hope there's football in 2011 or people from this messageboard are going to meet up and fist-fight (drink beer).

Texan_Bill
02-10-2010, 09:29 AM
God I hope there's football in 2011 or people from this messageboard are going to meet up and fist-fight (drink beer).

:slapfight: :strangle: :toast2:

Joe Texan
02-10-2010, 01:21 PM
Exactly, spending a fortune at Micheal's or Hobby Lobby for that hat doesn't make you #1 fan, nor does thinking you have prime parking or a DBag friend that gets mad cause people breathe wrong on his Winnebago...you are a mean ole bitterman and very classless. And you all let your children around this guy and his pinatas? Texans' fans as a majority are much more classier than than this because frankly the truth hurts sometimes but face the team cannot still get it right.


Dude do you Drink before you post or what? I will let your kid know that he is not welcome Oh thats BS cause everyone is welcome in the Blue Crew, Matter of fact your kid gets first wack at the piniatta on the first preseason game.

I do not know how a motor home came up in this but if you would like a guided tour let me know. And I will do this why?

I am Joe Texan Thats What I Do

powerfuldragon
02-10-2010, 01:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/TheKingOfBums/AwesomeThread.jpg

dalemurphy
02-10-2010, 09:22 PM
What ... if it's about me ... I like it easy . :polevault:

No, Joe Texan.

Honoring Earl 34
02-10-2010, 09:37 PM
No, Joe Texan.

I still like it easy .:evil:

Joe Texan
02-10-2010, 11:00 PM
I like it any way I can get it

HoustonFrog
02-11-2010, 08:52 AM
Chick your points are well taken, These other lip flappers can kiss my backside. And if you do not like it keep your kid away from the piniatta, I could care less. I call it like I see it and if that hurts your feelings then too freakin bad. I understood this was a bit to much for the ladies and I have addressed that. This was sent to a MAN and I got a response from said MAN. It has nothing to do with all yall I just wanted to show Yall how I addressed the ineptness of our Houston Radio Guys to stand behind our Texans.
I also got a response from some of you and I was able to determine which one of yous wears the skirts. I pretty much knew this would turn into the lets attack Joe Texan Thread and Do you see me backing down. NO NADA NO WAY This is fun for me and it thrills me to see the skirt wearers chime in like I got to be politically correct or something. Get real I played football and there is no room for being the woman stuck in a Mans Conversation. So keep chiming in, you will never break me down and I will never back down to a Radio Jock who wears panties to a wrestling match. I never have and you know why?

I am Joe Texan, Thats What I do. :texflag:

Wow, you find ways to offend everyone. What a real man.

Dude do you Drink before you post or what? I will let your kid know that he is not welcome Oh thats BS cause everyone is welcome in the Blue Crew, Matter of fact your kid gets first wack at the piniatta on the first preseason game.

I do not know how a motor home came up in this but if you would like a guided tour let me know. And I will do this why?

I am Joe Texan Thats What I Do

Complete coherent sentences in this one. Though, considering the original post, the above bolded makes this great unintentional comedy. Must have been morning or when sedated.

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 09:34 AM
Frog you need to check yourself before you start insinuating that I take up your bad habbits, I sent what I said to a man and showed you guys, Then out come the Army against Joe Texan So I put them in thier place. You must fall into that catagory since it pulls you panties in a wad. And By the way when did you become my therapist, So Sorry your Barking up a dead tree
cause I do not need no Cowboy lovin educate police trying to anylize how much I drank while defending My Team. I said some of you and you would know who you were so if it hit home, Oh Well.

When I get wait a second, Drink Drink glug glug glug. Alright when I have an opinion about something and it ruffles your feathers there is a bunch of you pink soapers and Joe Texan Haters who cannot wait to jump all over me so Here have something for your pink soapism and Hatred.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSf8own4b9M

HoustonFrog
02-11-2010, 09:43 AM
Frog you need to check yourself before you start insinuating that I take up your bad habbits, I sent what I said to a man and showed you guys, Then out come the Army against Joe Texan So I put them in thier place. You must fall into that catagory since it pulls you panties in a wad. And By the way when did you become my therapist, So Sorry your Barking up a dead tree
cause I do not need no Cowboy lovin educate police trying to anylize how much I drank while defending My Team. I said some of you and you would know who you were so if it hit home, Oh Well.

When I get wait a second, Drink Drink glug glug glug. Alright when I have an opinion about something and it ruffles your feathers there is a bunch of you pink soapers and Joe Texan Haters who cannot wait to jump all over me so Here have something for your pink soapism and Hatred.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSf8own4b9M

It's non of my business what you do. I don't know you or know anything about you. I just think that your message might be alot more tolerable and might come across much better if you weren't screaming people down, calling people names and going out of your way to insult as many sects of the board as you can. Half the time I can't even understand the posts. You're obviously passionate about the team but I think many fans can be passionate and not act this way. Having a differing opinion isn't a reason to spew schoolyard cutdowns. Being a Cowboy fan has no effect on my ability to give an informed opinion on the Texans. JMO.

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 09:54 AM
It's non of my business what you do. I don't know you or know anything about you. I just think that your message might be alot more tolerable and might come across much better if you weren't screaming people down, calling people names and going out of your way to insult as many sects of the board as you can. Half the time I can't even understand the posts. You're obviously passionate about the team but I think many fans can be passionate and not act this way. Having a differing opinion isn't a reason to spew schoolyard cutdowns. Being a Cowboy fan has no effect on my ability to give an informed opinion on the Texans. JMO.

I understand the tolerability factor but this was not that type of message from the get go. This was something to get under the finger nails of the Radfio Talkin heads of Houston who continously down play the might of the Texans. And it worked. I hope you noticed I am not Many Fans I am one Fan who will stand there in the rain Sleet or Snow for My Team and I might say some things that get a responce and if that is what happened the I hit paydirt, this is a message board is it not. And frog I cannot help it that you Labled yourself a Cowboy fan, But I will say that your Welcome in the Blue Crew, Your welcome to come out and Heck I will let you have a swing at the Piniatta.
Thats it Adult Piniatta During Cowboy Game this Year and Frog gets First Pop at it.

WWJD
02-11-2010, 10:06 AM
The odds of Marc Vandermeer getting upset with Brian Baldinger standing there talking about the Texans are about zero...Marc is Barney Fife skinny and well Brian is an ex NFL player who would make him one of your pinatas Joe.

I'm sure Marc values his job far too much to go all Jim Everett on anybody. Particularly when the guy has valid points.

Ckw
02-11-2010, 10:08 AM
I understand the tolerability factor but this was not that type of message from the get go. This was something to get under the finger nails of the Radfio Talkin heads of Houston who continously down play the might of the Texans. And it worked. I hope you noticed I am not Many Fans I am one Fan who will stand there in the rain Sleet or Snow for My Team and I might say some things that get a responce and if that is what happened the I hit paydirt, this is a message board is it not. And frog I cannot help it that you Labled yourself a Cowboy fan, But I will say that your Welcome in the Blue Crew, Your welcome to come out and Heck I will let you have a swing at the Piniatta.
Thats it Adult Piniatta During Cowboy Game this Year and Frog gets First Pop at it.

Joe, I really think you need to re-read Texan Chick's post. Many of us respect your passion for the team, but messages like this do nothing to improve the camaraderie amongst Texans fans.

I don't care what you have to say to Vandermeer and Lopez. I am sure they can handle your insults, and I doubt your message affected them in the slightest. What I do have a problem with is the way you are talking to people on the board. If you really consider yourself the #1 Texans fan, you need to understand what your role actually is: to unite not divide.

If you consider football to be like a battle field (which is what I get from the tone of your posts), you need to be "uniting the troops" not dividing them. Lashing out at other Texans fans does nothing to help, and it shows a lack of leadership skills on your part.

I await and welcome your insults but as long as they continue, you will never be the leader/#1 fan you desire to be. Instead, you will remain someone that other die-hard fans avoid because they never know when the next rant or angry diatribe is coming. Being the #1 fan doesn't mean walking around getting in people's faces in an effort to look like a macho man; it means representing the team with pride and doing your part to instill the same pride in other Texans fans. Right now, you aren't doing it.

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 11:25 AM
Marc,

Seems that you did decided to not air something that might make you look a bit Weak in the drivers seat of Houston Texans Radio. After Review of my last message It may have been a bit strong in more ways than one. That being said it is hard on my ears to listen to local radio Hosts who will let The BSPNers dance on your tounges while the locales just agree without any rebuttal for the accomplishments of OUR TEAM. This is Houston, City of 4+million and it would be nice to have Radio Hosts that actually Liked the home Team.
I am not saying Love the team Like I do I am saying show some Respect for the team that gives you a Job. When Baldinger says we suck, Ride him on it.
When Someone else says we suck Stand up and tell him "So do you".
It is embarrassing to hear how you Bowed down in Miami When you could have at least saved some face. I can argue all day with facts when someone says the Texans are Mediocre. You can Too. We have players on the virge of greatness yet you let the Nats step all over you. Man Up and Support the Team that pays you.


Alright I am thinking of sending this as a responce to his email BUT first I will let you guys critic it. I am :listening:

Texan_Bill
02-11-2010, 11:32 AM
Marc,

Seems that you did decided to not air something that might make you look a bit Weak in the drivers seat of Houston Texans Radio. After Review of my last message It may have been a bit strong in more ways than one. That being said it is hard on my ears to listen to local radio Hosts who will let The BSPNers dance on your tounges while the locales just agree without any rebuttal for the accomplishments of OUR TEAM. This is Houston, City of 4+million and it would be nice to have Radio Hosts that actually Liked the home Team.
I am not saying Love the team Like I do I am saying show some Respect for the team that gives you a Job. When Baldinger says we suck, Ride him on it.
When Someone else says we suck Stand up and tell him "So do you".
It is embarrassing to hear how you Bowed down in Miami When you could have at least saved some face. I can argue all day with facts when someone says the Texans are Mediocre. You can Too. We have players on the virge of greatness yet you let the Nats step all over you. Man Up and Support the Team that pays you.


Alright I am thinking of sending this as a responce to his email BUT first I will let you guys critic it. I am :listening:

critique it. :runaway:

WWJD
02-11-2010, 11:44 AM
Goodness...don't know quite where to start but I won't be a spelling Nazi although I am compelled...but naaa.

Marc is a total homer. IF he invited national sports types over to their booth during SB week then he has to KNOW he will get a national take on things and well just maybe this IS the national take on the Texans.

Like I said Baldinger would have smashed him like a bug if he got in his face Joe..even you must know that...and he is entitled to his opinion and obviously he gave it.

It's really silly to think these guys are going to get all warm and fuzzy over the Texans.

BigBull17
02-11-2010, 11:56 AM
:backsout:
got a weird feeling this is going to be a LONG off-season

You too? It feels like we are comming off of a 3-13 year with old players and no upside.

BigBull17
02-11-2010, 11:57 AM
You Yahoos I know who you are and if your going to be on Houston Radio letting national Radio Jocks rip you and do not stand up for the team your representing then you turn into the one and only "SECOND HONEYMOON".

I am the #1 Fan and if I want to jump on Houston Sports radio then I will do it. I do not do it so you will like me, I do not do it to look good in your eyes.
I do it Because I have a Deep Love for my team and you boneheads can say whatever you want you will never have the Desire I have for this team. I am entitled to my opinions just like the troll Second Honeymoon. The only difference is that I Stand up for my team and believe in my team. I do not bag on the head coach for improving every year, I do not let others bag on the team when it is not necessarywithout throwing it back in thier face. I do not think it is classless to let these Bozo Radio personel that think they own Houston Radio know that we listen and we will correct thier innabilities when we see them falter. If your refering to the comments about the "man in you" I apologize Grandma but sometimes you got to kick em where it counts. Football is a mans game and the Bozos I am refering too are Men, or at least i thought they were till I heard how they wimpered down for the National Jocks.

Well said sir.

Texan_Bill
02-11-2010, 11:59 AM
You too? It feels like we are comming off of a 3-13 year with old players and no upside.

When did we go 3-13? :thinking:

4-12
5-7
7-8
2-14
6-10
8-8
8-8
9-7

:polevault:

HoustonFrog
02-11-2010, 12:05 PM
Marc,

Seems that you did decided to not air something that might make you look a bit Weak in the drivers seat of Houston Texans Radio. After Review of my last message It may have been a bit strong in more ways than one. That being said it is hard on my ears to listen to local radio Hosts who will let The BSPNers dance on your tounges while the locales just agree without any rebuttal for the accomplishments of OUR TEAM. This is Houston, City of 4+million and it would be nice to have Radio Hosts that actually Liked the home Team.
I am not saying Love the team Like I do I am saying show some Respect for the team that gives you a Job. When Baldinger says we suck, Ride him on it.
When Someone else says we suck Stand up and tell him "So do you".
It is embarrassing to hear how you Bowed down in Miami When you could have at least saved some face. I can argue all day with facts when someone says the Texans are Mediocre. You can Too. We have players on the virge of greatness yet you let the Nats step all over you. Man Up and Support the Team that pays you.


Alright I am thinking of sending this as a responce to his email BUT first I will let you guys critic it. I am :listening:

Honestly, Vandermeer is one of the biggest homers I have ever heard. So he is right along with your thinking. If you want to write something, say you are sorry for coming on so strong but you love your team and just feel the need to stick up for them sometimes...the end. They'll respect that more.

Second Honeymoon
02-11-2010, 12:57 PM
And you're so freakin' brilliant that you couldn't figure out that Joe was referring to Super Bowl XLV... Where is Super Bowl XLV going to be held?? Dallas Cowboy Stadium!!

As usual, your opinion is wrong. Just look in the Texans Talk forum and it's quite obvious who the laughingstock is.

whatever, TB. i don't know what happened to you, but you used to be cool even when we disagreed, but then you started having your head so far up Kubiak's ass that you lost sight of reality and started being a prick to me....whatever, I am not trying to change your opinion. I am just pointing out brutal truths that people have a hard time digesting.

as for me being a laughingstock, you couldn't be more wrong. i am more in tune with where this team actually is but if being real and not being a homer makes me a laughingstock to the homers and sheeple, so be it.

i have been posting on this forum since it started and have been called lots of names...who the f cares? i know i have been right, i know i am right and i have been proven right time and time again. i am not on this forum to make friends or to play footsie with the sheeple. i am here to talk football and let people know the truth...not the spin doctoring or the ignorant homering that you get everyday in this city.

if you don't like me fine, but calling me a laughingstock is a stretch at best. i get props daily for my posts and i know lots of people agree that this organization has been mired in a funk for too long. its time to get things going.

as for you, TB. i am not going to resort to calling you names. your just a bit too optimistic for me especially based on what you have seen. i don't know how .500 makes people's panties so wet around here but I guess that is just the curse of low expectations. your opinion is your opinion but a fact is a fact. you champion a .500 coach and defend him with excuse after excuse. just like another guy everyone around here used to make excuses for. I guess its enough for you that Kubiak can beat the Lions, Raiders, and Rams of the world but gets worked over by everyone else and has never met a big game he couldn't lose.

as for you, Joe Texan. I am not even going to waste my time making fun of you. you do a good enough job making a fool of yourself with your youtube videos. and just remember, for every negative rep you (and the rest of Sheepleland) give me, I get 5 or more giving me positive rep for telling it like it is....so keep the neg rep flowing..its obviously really doing a lot to my rep power and self esteem.

Yankee_In_TX
02-11-2010, 01:22 PM
and it would be nice to have Radio Hosts that actually Liked the home Team.

[I've been avoiding posting in this thread (but am going to rep the raptor flying a rapter)....]

Joe, you would be hard pressed to find a bigger homer than Marc V. I love the guy and defend him all the time, but he does nothing BUT defend the home team.

*edit* Frog beat me to this

Texan_Bill
02-11-2010, 01:22 PM
whatever, TB. i don't know what happened to you, but you used to be cool even when we disagreed, but then you started having your head so far up Kubiak's ass that you lost sight of reality and started being a prick to me....whatever, I am not trying to change your opinion. I am just pointing out brutal truths that people have a hard time digesting.

as for me being a laughingstock, you couldn't be more wrong. i am more in tune with where this team actually is but if being real and not being a homer makes me a laughingstock to the homers and sheeple, so be it.

i have been posting on this forum since it started and have been called lots of names...who the f cares? i know i have been right, i know i am right and i have been proven right time and time again. i am not on this forum to make friends or to play footsie with the sheeple. i am here to talk football and let people know the truth...not the spin doctoring or the ignorant homering that you get everyday in this city.

if you don't like me fine, but calling me a laughingstock is a stretch at best. i get props daily for my posts and i know lots of people agree that this organization has been mired in a funk for too long. its time to get things going.

as for you, TB. i am not going to resort to calling you names. your just a bit too optimistic for me especially based on what you have seen. i don't know how .500 makes people's panties so wet around here but I guess that is just the curse of low expectations. your opinion is your opinion but a fact is a fact. you champion a .500 coach and defend him with excuse after excuse. just like another guy everyone around here used to make excuses for. I guess its enough for you that Kubiak can beat the Lions, Raiders, and Rams of the world but gets worked over by everyone else and has never met a big game he couldn't lose.

as for you, Joe Texan. I am not even going to waste my time making fun of you. you do a good enough job making a fool of yourself with your youtube videos. and just remember, for every negative rep you (and the rest of Sheepleland) give me, I get 5 or more giving me positive rep for telling it like it is....so keep the neg rep flowing..its obviously really doing a lot to my rep power and self esteem.

Read my sig (the quote I borrowed from DB). How does that make my "head up Kubiaks ass" or "a homer"? Do I like Kubiak? Yes. Can I admit his faults and **** ups? YES

What I get sick and tired of is posters like you that are self proclaimed 'experts' going around attacking other posters in which you disagree with. Opinion is not fact. Saying Gary Kubiak sucks is an opinion, not a fact. BTW, I get plenty of props for my takes too, so what does that prove? Nada!

Here's a fact that you continually ignore, the Texans weren't .500.

Yankee_In_TX
02-11-2010, 01:23 PM
When did we go 3-13? :thinking:

4-12
5-7
7-8
2-14
6-10
8-8
8-8
9-7

:polevault:

Saints fan? Didn't they hit 3-13 a few years back?

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 01:28 PM
whatever, TB. i don't know what happened to you, but you used to be cool even when we disagreed, but then you started having your head so far up Kubiak's ass that you lost sight of reality and started being a prick to me....whatever, I am not trying to change your opinion. I am just pointing out brutal truths that people have a hard time digesting.

as for me being a laughingstock, you couldn't be more wrong. i am more in tune with where this team actually is but if being real and not being a homer makes me a laughingstock to the homers and sheeple, so be it.

i have been posting on this forum since it started and have been called lots of names...who the f cares? i know i have been right, i know i am right and i have been proven right time and time again. i am not on this forum to make friends or to play footsie with the sheeple. i am here to talk football and let people know the truth...not the spin doctoring or the ignorant homering that you get everyday in this city.

if you don't like me fine, but calling me a laughingstock is a stretch at best. i get props daily for my posts and i know lots of people agree that this organization has been mired in a funk for too long. its time to get things going.

as for you, TB. i am not going to resort to calling you names. your just a bit too optimistic for me especially based on what you have seen. i don't know how .500 makes people's panties so wet around here but I guess that is just the curse of low expectations. your opinion is your opinion but a fact is a fact. you champion a .500 coach and defend him with excuse after excuse. just like another guy everyone around here used to make excuses for. I guess its enough for you that Kubiak can beat the Lions, Raiders, and Rams of the world but gets worked over by everyone else and has never met a big game he couldn't lose.

as for you, Joe Texan. I am not even going to waste my time making fun of you. you do a good enough job making a fool of yourself with your youtube videos. and just remember, for every negative rep you (and the rest of Sheepleland) give me, I get 5 or more giving me positive rep for telling it like it is....so keep the neg rep flowing..its obviously really doing a lot to my rep power and self esteem.

you said I so many times you could actually be OBAMA

HOU-TEX
02-11-2010, 01:30 PM
you said I so many times you could actually be OBAMA

Ha, I'm sure he roughs up his suspect looking at Obama and Carr posters.

Texan_Bill
02-11-2010, 01:36 PM
Saints fan? Didn't they hit 3-13 a few years back?

Ha! Just for sh*ts and giggles I looked it up. The Saints went 3-13 in 2005.

JT
02-11-2010, 02:11 PM
Frog you need to check yourself before you start insinuating that I take up your bad habbits, I sent what I said to a man and showed you guys, Then out come the Army against Joe Texan So I put them in thier place. You must fall into that catagory since it pulls you panties in a wad. And By the way when did you become my therapist, So Sorry your Barking up a dead tree
cause I do not need no Cowboy lovin educate police trying to anylize how much I drank while defending My Team. I said some of you and you would know who you were so if it hit home, Oh Well.

When I get wait a second, Drink Drink glug glug glug. Alright when I have an opinion about something and it ruffles your feathers there is a bunch of you pink soapers and Joe Texan Haters who cannot wait to jump all over me so Here have something for your pink soapism and Hatred.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSf8own4b9M

Can we get a week ban on this guy? He's offended pretty much every walk of life, because "that's what he do"?

Drew_Smoke
02-11-2010, 02:11 PM
I think we should set up a special tent on the 20th for a round-table discussion.

$5 to argue for 15 mins and $1 to be a spectator.

Honoring Earl 34
02-11-2010, 02:22 PM
Ha! Just for sh*ts and giggles I looked it up. The Saints went 3-13 in 2005.

That's how they got Reggie .

Texan_Bill
02-11-2010, 02:32 PM
That's how they got Reggie .

Right!! Leave me alone, I've slept since then. :turtle:

Andrew6
02-11-2010, 02:33 PM
so... Not to change the subject or anything but, who all is going to the chilli cookoff next weekend?

Honoring Earl 34
02-11-2010, 02:35 PM
so... Not to change the subject or anything but, who all is going to the chilli cookoff next weekend?

What is your fan ranking ?

BIG TORO
02-11-2010, 03:51 PM
Can we ask the Tailgating officials if we can bring in a boxing ring to the Platinum lot and all this can be settled in there?

Yankee_In_TX
02-11-2010, 03:58 PM
What is your fan ranking ?

6 - duh???

Texecutioner
02-11-2010, 04:00 PM
What is your fan ranking ?

Interesting question. Joe might be able to tell us. I would assume that he's got some sort of criteria that led him to believe that he's #1.

I think my ranking is at #287.

powerfuldragon
02-11-2010, 04:00 PM
if i need to laugh, i click on this thread. so many folks are p-hurt over nothing.

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 04:03 PM
Can we get a week ban on this guy? He's offended pretty much every walk of life, because "that's what he do"?


Dude put the bottle down I am calling dr drew

Texecutioner
02-11-2010, 04:05 PM
if i need to laugh, i click on this thread. so many folks are p-hurt over nothing.

Yes, this thread has been pretty hilarious since post #1 and I demand that it never ends.

And Joe, can we get a "Put the Pink Soap Down" Remix?

It's not complete until you add a dance to it. :penguin:

Khari
02-11-2010, 04:32 PM
Dude put the bottle down I am calling dr drew

dr. drew is pretty cute :photos:

Andrew6
02-11-2010, 04:39 PM
What is your fan ranking ?

I have a ranking? I am sure its like a 10 digit number.

Yankee_In_TX
02-11-2010, 04:43 PM
6 - duh???

Get it? Andrew'6'?

???? :slapfight:

Honoring Earl 34
02-11-2010, 04:52 PM
Get it? Andrew'6'?

???? :slapfight:

Yankee you can't be 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 23, 32, 37, 44, or 49 .

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 05:47 PM
Hey I can be #1 all I want in my mind, And I will supply the remix as soon as I can. I am going to need a photographer.

I think I am going to Call Marc anyway, Cause if yall think he is HOMER then You should see an eye Doctor. He is not HOMER like I am that is for sure.

If you want you could Be #1 too. I consider Myself a Champion and I am the Best that I have ever seen at being me.

There is all kinds of room up here at the top, although it is not as lonely as they said.

silvrhand
02-11-2010, 08:14 PM
Hey I can be #1 all I want in my mind, And I will supply the remix as soon as I can. I am going to need a photographer.

I think I am going to Call Marc anyway, Cause if yall think he is HOMER then You should see an eye Doctor. He is not HOMER like I am that is for sure.

If you want you could Be #1 too. I consider Myself a Champion and I am the Best that I have ever seen at being me.

There is all kinds of room up here at the top, although it is not as lonely as they said.

I'm sure you #1 in a lot of things in your own mind..

:tinfoil: :king:

WWJD
02-11-2010, 08:18 PM
I'd be fairly confident that Marc already knows about all this..I would think he knows about the website.

Joe Texan
02-11-2010, 08:42 PM
I'm sure you #1 in a lot of things in your own mind..
:tinfoil: :king:

Don't you know it

IlliniJen
02-11-2010, 09:10 PM
Some people drank before this thread. And some people are drinking BECAUSE of it.

Lauren
02-11-2010, 10:11 PM
Ryan - 4
Lauren - 8
Dante - 15
Grandma - 16
Ted - 23
Kathryn - 42

Oh ****. The numbers are cursed.

Dr2bKay
02-12-2010, 11:11 AM
Ryan - 4
Lauren - 8
Dante - 15
Grandma - 16
Ted - 23
Kathryn - 42

Oh ****. The numbers are cursed.

What are these numbers?? I guess I can be 1908 :-). Since that org gets almost as much money as the Texans do.

Joe Texan
02-12-2010, 11:28 AM
Hey Grandma stands next to me at #1

Honoring Earl 34
02-12-2010, 11:35 AM
By Lauren

Ryan - 4
Lauren - 8
Dante - 15
Grandma - 16
Ted - 23
Kathryn - 42

Oh ****. The numbers are cursed.

If this is Yankee , he can't be 4 .

Texanmike02
02-12-2010, 11:42 AM
Exactly, spending a fortune at Micheal's or Hobby Lobby for that hat doesn't make you #1 fan, nor does thinking you have prime parking or a DBag friend that gets mad cause people breathe wrong on his Winnebago...you are a mean ole bitterman and very classless. And you all let your children around this guy and his pinatas? Texans' fans as a majority are much more classier than than this because frankly the truth hurts sometimes but face the team cannot still get it right.


I'm not sure you are or where you came from, but apparently you're new. He's actually a great guy. He runs his mouth as a fan. WOW. ****NewsFla*********** football fan runs his mouth.

He's a very respectable guy and from all accounts has a heart of gold. I remember when my brother and I got to go to a game and my brother showed up without a jersey on. Joe went and got a jersey out of his truck (first time he's ever met me or my brother) and tells my brother to just "find me after the game".

Seriously, I'm sure that you are the epitome of class and all... but maybe sit a little longer before you speak?


Mike

Texanmike02
02-12-2010, 11:47 AM
Dude do you Drink before you post or what? I will let your kid know that he is not welcome Oh thats BS cause everyone is welcome in the Blue Crew, Matter of fact your kid gets first wack at the piniatta on the first preseason game.

I do not know how a motor home came up in this but if you would like a guided tour let me know. And I will do this why?

I am Joe Texan Thats What I Do

I believe this is the reason pwned was entered into the vernacular.

Mike

powerfuldragon
02-13-2010, 11:51 PM
100th post.
[edit] nevermind 101'st.

steelbtexan
02-14-2010, 09:15 AM
Yeah but it was better than what I was going to say... nicer too my friend :)

Ditto

steelbtexan
02-14-2010, 09:17 AM
Houston Sports radio is in a big funk...period.

We should start a poll on who is Houston's worst personality. It will be close since Craig Roberts isn't on the air (Praise God) anymore.

True

LOL

Honoring Earl 34
02-14-2010, 06:05 PM
We could have the Texans Talk radio station .

6:00 - 10:00 am ... Cak and Vinny
10:00 - 2:00 pm ... DieHard Chris and Texans Chick ( the kids will be in school ) .
2:00 - 6:00 pm ... Hookem ( it's his game ) and Herv
6:00- 10:00 pm ... Double Barrell and Kaiser Toro
10:00 - 2:00 am ... This is my show but I'll need a co-host maybe Thorn , Hou-Tex , badboy , rmartin , beerlover , dsaacks , we'll do a mock a week
2:00 - 6:00 am ... Texas Bill and Joe Texan with sports and club reviews

Then on weekends we can have the Red Jen political hour .

This is just an example .

Texan_Bill
02-15-2010, 11:21 AM
We could have the Texans Talk radio station .

6:00 - 10:00 am ... Cak and Vinny
10:00 - 2:00 pm ... DieHard Chris and Texans Chick ( the kids will be in school ) .
2:00 - 6:00 pm ... Hookem ( it's his game ) and Herv
6:00- 10:00 pm ... Double Barrell and Kaiser Toro
10:00 - 2:00 am ... This is my show but I'll need a co-host maybe Thorn , Hou-Tex , badboy , rmartin , beerlover , dsaacks , we'll do a mock a week
2:00 - 6:00 am ... Texas Bill and Joe Texan with sports and club reviews

Then on weekends we can have the Red Jen political hour .

This is just an example .

I'm waaaaaay to drunk by 2:00am to host a show. :pirate: Maybe HOU-TEX and I could do an afternoon show. There would certainly be a lot of puh ce and dumpster references. :cowboy1:

HOU-TEX
02-15-2010, 11:29 AM
I'm waaaaaay to drunk by 2:00am to host a show. :pirate: Maybe HOU-TEX and I could do an afternoon show. There would certainly be a lot of puh ce and dumpster references. :cowboy1:

That'd be a blast. Although, I'm not sure we'd last long before being sued or fired due to vulgar and politically incorrect content. Satellite radio might be our best bet.

We'd have to add 'employer to supply kegerator with endless supply of kegs' to our contracts.

Texan_Bill
02-15-2010, 11:40 AM
That'd be a blast. Although, I'm not sure we'd last long before being sued or fired due to vulgar and politically incorrect content. Satellite radio might be our best bet.

We'd have to add 'employer to supply kegerator with endless supply of kegs' to our contracts.

HA!! Right on! The 'kegerator' perk is nice. You're probably correct in that satellite radio would be the way to go since the asshats at the FCC would be all over our asses.

Honoring Earl 34
02-15-2010, 11:44 AM
HA!! Right on! The 'kegerator' perk is nice. You're probably correct in that satellite radio would be the way to go since the asshats at the FCC would be all over our asses.

A radio version of the Man Show .

Texan_Bill
02-15-2010, 11:57 AM
A radio version of the Man Show .

Sucks for our listeners since they wouldn't be able to see the "Juggies" in studio.

Honoring Earl 34
02-15-2010, 12:06 PM
Sucks for our listeners since they wouldn't be able to see the "Juggies" in studio.

You'll have to do lot of shows on location .

Mr teX
02-15-2010, 01:01 PM
Marc,

Reach down between the Legs and Grab the Marbles Dude, Your the morning show on the Station REPRESENTING THE HOUSTON TEXANS and you are letting the Talking Heads of American Radio Crack your eggs and fry them. When Knucklehead comes up and treats the Texans Like a Joke Beat his ass into the ground. Why do you have the Job if you cannot bring some fire to the kitchen. I cannot Believe 610 sent two "oh" wait maybe all Bozo's to the Superbowl to stand up for Houston and yall lay Down like a sick Puppy. HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GOT THE BEST QB, BEST RECIEVER, BEST DEFENSIVE LINBACKERS AND END AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU STEP IN OUR WAY. DO NOT CALL MY TEAM A JOKE CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT THE JOKES ON YOU BUTTHEAD. WHO IS COMING TO DALLAS TO SEE US, YEA THE HOUSTON TEXANS IN DALLAS NEXT FEBRUARY, WHO, I SAY WHO IS COMING TO GET UNDER OUR FOOT SO WE CAN STOMP YOU INTO NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have 610 call me, I will stand up for my team, I bet you guys are too lame to even read this on the air, do not worry I will be listening.


:beerfunnel:.......:thumbdown..... this is what i don't get as a houston sports fan..we as a fan base have to get this ginormous chip off of our shoulder.

Joe Texan
02-15-2010, 07:18 PM
It is written in english so if you cannot understand it then why comment.



I will try to explain it to you.


Marc V. and J-Lo let the Texan Haters bash the Texans and did nothing to back up the Texans. For a Radio Host and Houston Texan Announcer to just lay down like a sick dog instead of standing up for the Team is just unacceptable in my Book. So I let them know how I felt and frome the responce I got from showing you guys it probably hit home So I am Satisfied.

WWJD
02-15-2010, 07:46 PM
I guess it's a lost art but to me if you treat people with respect and dignity you will get that back.

Marc is a huge homer but he has a responsibility to his audience and certainly anybody he interviews to listen to them with respect whether he agrees or not.

He didn't like what Brian or Peter said I am sure but he asked them questions and they would have laughed him off if he jumped down their throats with some kind of chest thumping Texans are great speech...

I bet it hurt his feelings what they said..Vandermeer is just that big of a fan.

TEXANRED
02-15-2010, 09:23 PM
I completely support Joe Texan. Its about time our fan base got some balls and I don't see anything wrong with that. This is football, not cricket. This is a sport based and fueled off emotion and passion.

And we do have the best QB (His 4700+ yards was 6th best in NFL HISTORY and not to mention he won the probowl for the AFC and earned MVP honors.), the best wide receiver, and the best linebacker tandem.

I would disagree with us being the toughest, for that you have to have your trenches mean and nasty and they are not. But I see the point.

I also disagree with Joe Texan about being the #1 fan cus that is sooooooo me!!!!!

Now if we can get someone to make a Green soap that says Support Joe Texan Club!!!

My avatar is a little out dated.

Joe Texan
02-15-2010, 10:53 PM
Well the Red hop Onto the Pedestal and Hold On cause this ride to Dallas is gonna be rough and Fun, Me and Shetexan cannot do this all by our selves,

DiehardChris
02-15-2010, 11:15 PM
We could have the Texans Talk radio station .

6:00 - 10:00 am ... Cak and Vinny
10:00 - 2:00 pm ... DieHard Chris and Texans Chick ( the kids will be in school ) .
2:00 - 6:00 pm ... Hookem ( it's his game ) and Herv
6:00- 10:00 pm ... Double Barrell and Kaiser Toro
10:00 - 2:00 am ... This is my show but I'll need a co-host maybe Thorn , Hou-Tex , badboy , rmartin , beerlover , dsaacks , we'll do a mock a week
2:00 - 6:00 am ... Texas Bill and Joe Texan with sports and club reviews

Then on weekends we can have the Red Jen political hour .

This is just an example .

This is the greatest post in the history of message boards!!!

:goodpost:

SheTexan
02-15-2010, 11:18 PM
Well the Red hop Onto the Pedestal and Hold On cause this ride to Dallas is gonna be rough and Fun, Me and Shetexan cannot do this all by our selves,

I don't think we have too Joe!! Lots of diehards on this board, and they are with us all the way to Dallas!! I intend to BELIEVE it until it is no longer possible!! Right now, on this day in Feb, I have NO reason not to believe our boys will take us to the big show!! Believing in our team is just part of the fun of being a fan. Do or die, we hang in there with um!!!! NOW, all we need is our boys to believe in themselves as much as we believe in them!! Keep that nasty streak going we saw off and on during this past season, show PM that he really is NOT God, and take our house back from VY and the meatballs!! Show him it belongs to TEXANS and he sure as hell is NOT one!!! In other words, cop an attitude, just like all us diehards!!:fans:

HoustonFrog
02-16-2010, 08:27 AM
I guess it's a lost art but to me if you treat people with respect and dignity you will get that back.

Marc is a huge homer but he has a responsibility to his audience and certainly anybody he interviews to listen to them with respect whether he agrees or not.

He didn't like what Brian or Peter said I am sure but he asked them questions and they would have laughed him off if he jumped down their throats with some kind of chest thumping Texans are great speech...

I bet it hurt his feelings what they said..Vandermeer is just that big of a fan.

Well said. As I said earlier, being a great fan doesn't excuse treating people like dirt and not showing some reserved dignity at times(talking radio guys). I find it funny that other fan bases are hicks, backwards, *******s, classless, etc, etc for this same behavior but here it is considered passionate by some. If that is the train of thought then all fans who are talking noise and supporting their team are just passionate. Just saying.

Yankee_In_TX
02-16-2010, 09:54 AM
Hey - Jamie Dukes said today he is picking the Texans as the team to make the leap next year. But this is also the last consecutive year he is picking them :kitten:

BIG TORO
02-16-2010, 10:49 AM
I think this is everybodys last year to pick the texans, If we dont win there is going to be some changes and we can all grab a snickers, cuz its going to be a while!

Dr2bKay
02-16-2010, 10:57 AM
I don't think we have too Joe!! Lots of diehards on this board, and they are with us all the way to Dallas!! I intend to BELIEVE it until it is no longer possible!! Right now, on this day in Feb, I have NO reason not to believe our boys will take us to the big show!! Believing in our team is just part of the fun of being a fan. Do or die, we hang in there with um!!!! NOW, all we need is our boys to believe in themselves as much as we believe in them!! Keep that nasty streak going we saw off and on during this past season, show PM that he really is NOT God, and take our house back from VY and the meatballs!! Show him it belongs to TEXANS and he sure as hell is NOT one!!! In other words, cop an attitude, just like all us diehards!!:fans:

:texflag: Loves this post!!!

Double Barrel
02-16-2010, 12:38 PM
We could have the Texans Talk radio station .

6:00 - 10:00 am ... Cak and Vinny
10:00 - 2:00 pm ... DieHard Chris and Texans Chick ( the kids will be in school ) .
2:00 - 6:00 pm ... Hookem ( it's his game ) and Herv
6:00- 10:00 pm ... Double Barrell and Kaiser Toro
10:00 - 2:00 am ... This is my show but I'll need a co-host maybe Thorn , Hou-Tex , badboy , rmartin , beerlover , dsaacks , we'll do a mock a week
2:00 - 6:00 am ... Texas Bill and Joe Texan with sports and club reviews

Then on weekends we can have the Red Jen political hour .

This is just an example .

I'd never have to change the channel! :thumbup

Thanks for the mention, man. KT and I would probably have the most sarcastic show (although 'cak and Vinny's show would give us a good run for the money!), but we'd have the best bumper music, by far. :headbang:

A Red Jen political hour would be awesome, too.

This is the greatest post in the history of message boards!!!

:goodpost:

I agree completely!! :texflag: :fans: