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Hookem Horns
01-04-2010, 03:37 PM
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2408/leaders.gif

Every other team that had players on this list are playoff bound.

HOU-TEX
01-04-2010, 03:40 PM
It's mind-numbing isn't it?

We just tried our darndest to find ways to lose games. The two Browns had a large part in us finding those ways of losing.

It pains me every time I reflect on the season and what could've been.

Runner
01-04-2010, 03:41 PM
Well that's the question, isn't it?

Ryan
01-04-2010, 03:42 PM
It is pretty dissapointing...thanks alot Brown bros.

It wasn't all on them, but damn, this season could have been epic.

Khari
01-04-2010, 03:43 PM
cuz they effed it up.......kickers, stupid plays, fumblies.....

axman40
01-04-2010, 03:45 PM
1-5 division record
:kitten:

Runner
01-04-2010, 03:46 PM
It makes meeting the goal of having a winning record seem a little too low, doesn't it?

Hookem Horns
01-04-2010, 03:46 PM
Brian Cushing made the top 5 list for tackles also. It's funny that he also lead our team in interceptions with 4. That shows you how good he is and how we need some serious help in the secondary.

Tailgate
01-04-2010, 03:47 PM
Inconsistency from being one of the youngest teams in the league... and a SHITE kicker.

Goatcheese
01-04-2010, 03:49 PM
This guy stands in the way.

http://holydogwater.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bears-attacking-peyton-manning.jpg

Hardcore Texan
01-04-2010, 03:51 PM
Brian Cushing made the top 5 list for tackles also. It's funny that he also lead our team in interceptions with 4. That shows you how good he is and how we need some serious help in the secondary.

And a better pass rush would be nice :)

Hookem Horns
01-04-2010, 03:51 PM
This guy stands in the way.

http://holydogwater.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bears-attacking-peyton-manning.jpg

Yeah, and Schaub even topped him on that list.

Khari
01-04-2010, 03:52 PM
This guy stands in the way.

we kinda stand in our own way :bubbles:

HOU-TEX
01-04-2010, 03:54 PM
Schaub looks like a stoner in his picture

Texecutioner
01-04-2010, 03:55 PM
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2408/leaders.gif

Every other team that had players on this list are playoff bound.

Bad personal decisions.

Runner
01-04-2010, 03:57 PM
There have been several answers to this question over the season:

1) McNair: the players are chokers
2) The Soapers: Kubiaks poor leadership
3) The Settlers: we had a winning season! Next year is ours!
4) A Player: lack of fan support

ChampionTexan
01-04-2010, 03:58 PM
cuz they effed it up.......kickers, stupid plays, fumblies.....

Great, now I've got the voice of Keith Jackson screaming:

"WHOA NELLIE, IT'S A FUMBLIE....."

in my head - thanks for that.

MannyFresh
01-04-2010, 03:59 PM
Because of this guy....


http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i287/Antonio2006_photos/KrisBrownfail.jpg

Goatcheese
01-04-2010, 03:59 PM
Schaub looks like a stoner in his picture

Schaub looks higher than a giraffe's vagina.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/schaub.jpg

Separated at birth.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c60/Don_Jorge/crazy_eyes.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
01-04-2010, 04:00 PM
Turnovers and missed field goals.

Texan_Bill
01-04-2010, 04:02 PM
Schaub looks higher than a giraffe's vagina.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/schaub.jpg

Separated at birth.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c60/Don_Jorge/crazy_eyes.jpg

:spit:

Schaubs baby picture??

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/5303/Large/Stoner_baby.jpg

MannyFresh
01-04-2010, 04:04 PM
And his other brother Chris.... see how he is pleading with the football..."please don't jump out of my hands today"

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i287/Antonio2006_photos/chrisbrown.jpg

Scooter
01-04-2010, 04:13 PM
we kinda stand in our own way :bubbles:

this.

slaton fumblies our first trip into the redzone
chris brown fumblies into the endzone
stoned at the 1 yard line
moats fumblies at the goalline, kris brown
kris brown
chris brown decides not to go down or throw the ball away
pick-6

plus as many bonehead playcalling or personnel dicisions as we want to put on kubiak (game's on the line, who should we trust to win it this time? i know - let's try CHKris brown again!). it's arguable that we overachieved to be as close as we were all season due to a handful of guys having insane seasons like schaub & johnson, but in the end we just beat ourselves.

regardless, we had a solid season. i cant even remember the last time a houston football team was scoreboard watching the last week, which was a whole lot of fun.

hookinreds
01-04-2010, 04:18 PM
Bad personal decisions.

Bad personnel decisions too. :tomato:

Wolf
01-04-2010, 04:24 PM
most bizarre play that I can remember over the season is Slaton fumbled on his own with no one touching him in one of the first few games .. basically tripped over his own lineman (not putting all on Slaton) but just some of the weird stuff that happened over the season

Goatcheese
01-04-2010, 04:27 PM
most bizarre play that I can remember over the season is Slaton fumbled on his own with no one touching him in one of the first few games .. basically tripped over his own lineman (not putting all on Slaton) but just some of the weird stuff that happened over the season

The play where he landed on his head?

HOU-TEX
01-04-2010, 04:29 PM
most bizarre play that I can remember over the season is Slaton fumbled on his own with no one touching him in one of the first few games .. basically tripped over his own lineman (not putting all on Slaton) but just some of the weird stuff that happened over the season

The play where he landed on his head?

Yeah, he tripped over Studdard and landed on his head and ball carrying arm. He wasn't touched by the opponent before he hit the ground so it was considered a fumble.

devo-x
01-04-2010, 04:35 PM
Running back fumbles, turnovers and missed field goals

kcdoubleeagle
01-04-2010, 04:35 PM
QUOTE=Goatcheese;1341812]Schaub looks higher than a giraffe's vagina.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/schaub.jpg

Looks like Lewis Skolnak to me...

http://www.norcalblogs.com/post_scripts/archives/Robert%20Carradine%20as%20Lewis%20Skolnick-Revenge%20of%20Nerds.jpg

WWJD
01-04-2010, 04:49 PM
Matt seems to be a very nice guy..he's no Tom Brady in the looks dept for sure! :)

Double Barrel
01-04-2010, 04:52 PM
regardless, we had a solid season. i cant even remember the last time a houston football team was scoreboard watching the last week, which was a whole lot of fun.

I was thinking about that last night during the Jets/Bengals game. I cannot remember the last time that I was watching other games because the outcome had a direct impact on a Houston football team's playoff chances. I might have to think back decades.

TexansFanatic
01-04-2010, 04:56 PM
:spit:

Schaubs baby picture??

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/5303/Large/Stoner_baby.jpg

All right, now THAT killed me. Nice job.

infantrycak
01-04-2010, 05:09 PM
Turnovers and missed field goals.

What he said except I would narrow it to fumbles and missed field goals. Sure Schaub had some bad INT's but throw the ball that much and its going to happen. Manning had one more than Schaub, Brady two less.

Texan4Ever
01-04-2010, 05:11 PM
This is innapporirpate (Jesus, can't spell worth $hit)...it looks like Schaub may be getting a BJ if you know what I mean. But seriously, can someone retake his picture plz, it looks just so :mcnugget:

MannyFresh
01-04-2010, 05:34 PM
Schaub looks higher than a giraffe's vagina.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/schaub.jpg

Separated at birth.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c60/Don_Jorge/crazy_eyes.jpg

I'm sure the ladies look past that with the paper he makes.....but I'm not mad at him.

bckey
01-04-2010, 05:40 PM
Well we hashed the reasons why over and over. I think runner summed up the basic reasons. Depends on your viewpoint.

spurstexanstros
01-04-2010, 05:41 PM
This guy stands in the way.

http://holydogwater.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bears-attacking-peyton-manning.jpg

Will someone please drop a piano on this guy ...I mean seriously...

"Hey Coyote...this guy is not as fast as the roadrunner you might just hit him."

back to op.....I am copping out and blaming others but the Texans

It was the refs....

Kevin Walter PI call.....I am just sayin.

Reggie Wayne PI call.....again?

Ryan moats fumble recovered by guy out of bounds.....WTF?

Horrible horse collar call against Cushing vs Titans.

If one of those horrible calls is not made...where would we be?

Double Barrel
01-04-2010, 05:42 PM
I'm sure the ladies look past that with the paper he makes.....but I'm not mad at him.

hehe, one of my wife's girlfriends went to an autograph signing and said Schaub "smells good". She was goo-goo eyed for a week and wanted to have his baby. She got mad at me when I teased her about him being the NFL's first gay QB (of course I was joking with her, just in case folks think I was serious...not that there's anything wrong with being the NFL's first gay QB, of course).

[/tangent] :worm:

infantrycak
01-04-2010, 05:47 PM
hehe, one of my wife's girlfriends went to an autograph signing and said Schaub "smells good". She was goo-goo eyed for a week and wanted to have his baby. She got mad at me when I teased her about him being the NFL's first gay QB (of course I was joking with her, just in case folks think I was serious...not that there's anything wrong with being the NFL's first gay QB, of course).

[/tangent] :worm:

I'm pretty sure Manning and his mangina got to the NFL before Schaub.

Bull Pen 1
01-04-2010, 06:00 PM
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2408/leaders.gif

Every other team that had players on this list are playoff bound.


Kris Brown

gary
01-04-2010, 06:25 PM
The cop standing outside the Texans lockeroom.

redwhiteANDblue
01-04-2010, 06:43 PM
most bizarre play that I can remember over the season is Slaton fumbled on his own with no one touching him in one of the first few games .. basically tripped over his own lineman (not putting all on Slaton) but just some of the weird stuff that happened over the season

Yeah I think there was one play in the Buffalo game when Slaton just flat out dropped it and led to him being benched. Great player but to be a RB you need to know how to hold a ball

Wolf
01-04-2010, 06:48 PM
Despite having six starters on IR, the Texans set franchise records for most points scored, fewest points allowed, most yards and fewest yards allowed.



http://blogs.chron.com/nfl/2010/01/heres_why_im_excited_about_tex.html

brosef
01-04-2010, 06:48 PM
chris and or kris brown.

brakos82
01-04-2010, 09:28 PM
let's try CHKris brown again!
I announce the acronym "CHK" as meaning both Chris and Kris Brown in all future references. :whistles:

Thorn
01-04-2010, 11:14 PM
Damned UFOs been screwin' with our team again.

RagingBull
01-05-2010, 01:28 AM
I announce the acronym "CHK" as meaning both Chris and Kris Brown in all future references. :whistles:

I vote for *ris Brown.