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gary
01-02-2010, 07:10 PM
It's the eve before the Pats game and the fans are all awaiting
Something going down tomorrow and none of us hope it is anything heartbreaking
Tailgating and all while hoping there is another Texans game before next Fall
If that is going to happen first things first the D line has to treat Tom Brady like a rag doll
And then comes the help from the other three teams to help the Texans and their fans finally reach their ultimate dream
We all know Tom Brady sits when he pees and him being the girl that he is his face will light up with glee after a sack from Mario
Mario will have tell him no, no, no it's not like that you dirty old little rat
After I'm done with you you'll walk off the field a selfish litte brat only having to check your nut sack
Wipe that smile off of your face not playing the whole game will be your one and only saving grace
Win or lose Texans either way the tailgaters will be outside cooking and just a sipping that booze
With a win and a playoff birth later on that night they'll all be just a dancing in their shoes

GO TEXANS

JB
01-02-2010, 08:26 PM
Go Gary!

Khari
01-02-2010, 08:27 PM
we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!

treduke
01-02-2010, 08:31 PM
nice!

JB
01-02-2010, 08:42 PM
we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!

Unless your not one!

gary
01-02-2010, 10:04 PM
Thanks to all.

TEXANRED
01-02-2010, 10:06 PM
we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!

Your right, if your a girl.

So I guess it is OK if Brady sits.

gary
01-02-2010, 10:21 PM
lol

powerfuldragon
01-02-2010, 10:25 PM
wow.. i just really read the term 'nut sack' in the texans talk section.


right on gary, right on.

gary
01-02-2010, 10:28 PM
I try.

gary
01-03-2010, 11:36 AM
I hope my poem holds true to form.