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gary
12-28-2009, 06:57 PM
Fans are blaming everyone under the sun but God has all the power/control in the world so from now on it's all God's fault. PS just bring back Dom, keep Gary make up titles for the two of them since there are so many Kubiak supporters and still hire a new HC.

Khari
12-28-2009, 07:00 PM
i blame brakos

brakos82
12-28-2009, 07:00 PM
I blame Bill.

Honoring Earl 34
12-28-2009, 07:00 PM
Fans are blaming everyone under the sun but God has all the power/control in the world so from now on it's all God's fault. PS just bring back Dom, keep Gary make up titles for the two of them since there are so many Kubiak supporters and still hire a new HC.

Gary ... did you find someone's stash ?:worldpeace:

m5kwatts
12-28-2009, 07:01 PM
I would use this excuse but I've used it up too many other times in my life :runaway:

gary
12-28-2009, 07:03 PM
It is the fault of everyone on this board and involved with the team.

Khari
12-28-2009, 07:05 PM
not my fault....... (i don't know what we're talking about)...:evil:

Thorn
12-28-2009, 07:06 PM
It's my fault. I just wanted to piss off everyone on this board. :)

gary
12-28-2009, 07:07 PM
not my fault....... (i don't know what we're talking about)...:evil:Aren't you the one who hired the water boy?

brakos82
12-28-2009, 07:08 PM
It's my fault. I just wanted to piss off everyone on this board. :)

Can't be. Have a beer. :barman:

Thorn
12-28-2009, 07:09 PM
Can't be. Have a beer. :barman:

Oh, don't worry about the beer. Tomorrow is my last day at work until Jan 11. Expect lots of drunk posts. LOL

Honoring Earl 34
12-28-2009, 07:09 PM
It is the fault of everyone on this board and involved with the team.

Stop! I've heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78rcowperthwaite.phtml

brakos82
12-28-2009, 07:11 PM
Oh, don't worry about the beer. Tomorrow is my last day at work until Jan 11. Expect lots of drunk posts. LOL

Have one anyways. :kitten:

Khari
12-28-2009, 09:43 PM
Aren't you the one who hired the water boy?

i fired him so i can be the water girl :evil:

brakos82
12-28-2009, 09:46 PM
i fired him so i can be the water girl :evil:

Then I blame you. My apologies Bill. :goodluck:

FirstTexansFan
12-28-2009, 10:13 PM
You people never put the blame where it belongs!! Porky is the reason why this team sucks major arse, and if I had my way, he along with that Nawzer guy would be permanently suspended from these boards... jinxes!

hookinreds
12-28-2009, 10:16 PM
I blame global warming...or is it climate change now?

gg no re
12-28-2009, 10:21 PM
I blame the music industry for pushing this bubblegum pop crap on us

hookinreds
12-28-2009, 10:24 PM
http://thamedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rick1.jpg

ChampionTexan
12-28-2009, 10:31 PM
So does this mean all the atheists think it's nobody's fault?

brakos82
12-28-2009, 10:32 PM
So does this mean all the atheists think it's nobody's fault?
No... they blame SCIENCE!

SAMURAITEXAN
12-28-2009, 10:37 PM
So who's fault is it? Whoever responsible, own me 1 gallon of SAKE!!:evil:

Is it you Brakos, Thorn, Khari, Gary, #34, FirstTexansFan, m5kwatts, hookinreds, gg no re?

Anyway, just buy me SAKE that is all I can say.

GlenRice
12-28-2009, 10:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpQwZC_ChcM

Honoring Earl 34
12-28-2009, 11:07 PM
So does this mean all the atheists think it's nobody's fault?

http://us.asiancorrespondent.com/lonnie-images/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/devolution.gif

TEXANRED
12-28-2009, 11:07 PM
Fans are blaming everyone under the sun but God has all the power/control in the world so from now on it's all God's fault. PS just bring back Dom, keep Gary make up titles for the two of them since there are so many Kubiak supporters and still hire a new HC.

God does not like Houston which explains the Oilers, Texans, Astros, Rockets, and Buffalo, twice.

Norg
12-29-2009, 12:16 AM
i blame the dead mexican soilder ghosts of the Texas/mexican war burried under the astro dome has our curse


to complete move on from the past we MUst destory the astrodome and use the space to have a indoor Houston Texans Fun house !!!!!!!!

build a new building in its place thats shaped like our Texans logo and inside it would be like the Patriots bar and grill and fun zone they got over there

Joe Texan
12-29-2009, 12:26 AM
It was me I admit I called Gary Kubiak and told him to run up the score in the first half and sit on it the second half, It is my fault plain and simple as I was in Wyoming.

Hervoyel
12-29-2009, 12:50 AM
i blame brakos

Flawless logic. I concur.

ObsiWan
12-29-2009, 04:21 AM
It's my fault. I just wanted to piss off everyone on this board. :)

Yeah, Thorn and I hatched this plan a long time ago. You know how evil grumpy old men can be.

SAMURAITEXAN
12-29-2009, 05:45 AM
Thorn, Joe so it was you guys huh! You guys own me SAKE! Send it to Tokyo! Wait from Texan, may be BBQ instead. Send me some ribs!!! Yeah! ribs!!!!

Thorn
12-29-2009, 06:42 AM
Yeah, Thorn and I hatched this plan a long time ago. You know how evil grumpy old men can be.

Grumpy old men rule the planet. :pirate:

Scooter
12-29-2009, 06:59 AM
i blame khari for not ruling ass every sunday.

Texan_Bill
12-29-2009, 07:38 AM
i blame brakos
Me too.

I blame Bill.
:foottap:

Then I blame you. My apologies Bill. :goodluck:
Okay, we're good...... I think.

gary
12-29-2009, 10:07 AM
I blame the scalper outside the stadium for selling his tickets instead of just going in to watch the game and not supporting his team.

HOU-TEX
12-29-2009, 10:23 AM
Blame HOU-TEX! He's a punk

Texan_Bill
12-29-2009, 10:24 AM
Blame HOU-TEX! He's a punk

He is at that... I hate that sombitch.

Double Barrel
12-29-2009, 11:29 AM
God does not like Houston which explains the Oilers, Texans, Astros, Rockets, and Buffalo, twice.

C'mon now, the Astros went to the World Series and the Rockets won back-to-back championships! So what if the former got swept and the latter has asterisks because God's gift to basketball semi-retired. Take it where you can get it! :handshake:

I blame Bud Adams. If he hadn't blocked the NFL from using Rice Stadium in the early 1960's (thus blocking the NFL's new expansion team), we would be arrogant, condescending Houston Cowboy fans basking in our five trophies while hating on Jerrah right now. The Fat Rat Adams just gave us lots of heartache and heartburn instead.

hookinreds
12-29-2009, 11:33 AM
I blame Bud Adams. If he hadn't blocked the NFL from using Rice Stadium in the early 1960's (thus blocking the NFL's new expansion team), we would be arrogant, condescending Houston Cowboy fans basking in our five trophies while hating on Jerrah right now. The Fat Rat Adams just gave us lots of heartache and heartburn instead.
:zipit:

Honoring Earl 34
12-29-2009, 11:38 AM
Well ... it's pretty obvious we need a sacrifice .

I would nominate Bill but then Seagrams would have massive layoffs . You know , TedC already has a bad back ... hmmm ... for the team . :clown:

Big Lou
12-29-2009, 02:07 PM
but God did give us Andre Johnson so let us rejoice and turn your hymns to page.........

HOU-TEX
12-29-2009, 02:10 PM
but God did give us Andre Johnson so let us rejoice and turn your hymns to page.........

Andre Johnson IS God

ObsiWan
12-29-2009, 02:17 PM
I blame Jacoby Jones' touchdown dance.
did y'all see that. . . thing he called a dance?

badboy
12-29-2009, 03:35 PM
When you wish upon a star, it doesn't matter who you are..
I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight..

Sorry, I am getting ready for the draft.. wrong thread.

Texan_Bill
12-29-2009, 03:39 PM
Andre Johnson IS God

I thought Chad Stanley was God. :thinking:

brakos82
12-29-2009, 03:41 PM
I thought Chad Stanley was God. :thinking:

Only in remote tribes of Arkansas.

HOU-TEX
12-29-2009, 03:58 PM
I thought Chad Stanley was God. :thinking:

Maybe a butt God?

SheTexan
12-29-2009, 04:02 PM
Grumpy old men rule the planet. :pirate:

HA!! Grumpy old men don't hold a candle to grumpy OLD women!!!! Just ask Bill and Earl!!:shetexan:

Texan_Bill
12-29-2009, 04:10 PM
HA!! Grumpy old men don't hold a candle to grumpy OLD women!!!! Just ask Bill and Earl!!:shetexan:

No doubt. I get a little scared when you're being a grumpy bear.
http://images3.cafepress.com/product/30045033v4_240x240_Front.jpg


Hobie :hobie: on the other hand, has a different philosophy:

http://toppun.com/Rainbow-Store/Gay-Pride-Pictures/Better-Gay-than-Grumpy-Smiley-Face.gif