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Thorn
12-27-2009, 02:42 PM
Typical frigging Texans. Typical Kubiac coached team. If the offense doesn't score here, it could actually turn into a game when it shouldn't have.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:42 PM
They better get their head out of their ass or it's over. The season hangs on this next series by the offense and defense. Watch for the onside here boys. The damn nerves are starting to kick in. 17 unanswered points....totally unacceptable. We may feel different about the cause of the melt down, but regardless, it's a shame and it's embarassing. Hopefully we can squeak by with a 27-24 win.

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 02:42 PM
Jacoby Jones may be good at punt returns, but on kickoffs he doesn't look too great.

Hervoyel
12-27-2009, 02:43 PM
We're a passing team. Screw this run the clock BS. Put the ball in the air, work it to Anderson and Dressen while Andre draws all the double and triple coverage.

Gary will say "It's on me. I should have let Matt throw the ball more. We couldn't get it done on the ground so we should have adjusted to that sooner" or some bullshit. His presser will be priceless this time around.

Mailman
12-27-2009, 02:43 PM
What the hell do they do during half time? Why cant we play a full game!!!

Because then we'd be a perennial SB contender. Every average to good-but-not-great team does this.

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 02:43 PM
Why Andre not getting the ball?

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 02:43 PM
Gary will say "It's on me. I should have let Matt throw the ball more. We couldn't get it done on the ground so we should have adjusted to that sooner" or some bullshit. His presser will be priceless this time around.

Maybe a pink slip will be waiting on his podium.

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 02:44 PM
Announcers are correct - we have to get AJ the ball and stop this screwing around with the run game.

Austrian
12-27-2009, 02:44 PM
huge 1st.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:44 PM
Big catch by Anderson for the 1st.

ziggy29
12-27-2009, 02:44 PM
Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

fikster
12-27-2009, 02:45 PM
this is crazy. Andre needs to call a timeout and go Jason Taylor on the O and Kubiak. Give him the damn ball

New_Texans
12-27-2009, 02:45 PM
On a side note: With Andre Davis out and jacoby in at WR, anyone else notice how Jacoby actually shows up in the stat line.


-he better not be hurt.

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 02:45 PM
Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

Unfortunately, that is entirely too true.

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 02:45 PM
Dreessen was open in the flat.

J_R
12-27-2009, 02:45 PM
Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

Nice guys dont kill people - not in football, not in real life ;)

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:46 PM
Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

I saw Dunta's name on the jersey that was getting burned, not Kubiak's.


Jacoby needed to catch that.

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 02:46 PM
This team knows how to twist my stomach into a pretzel. Never an easy game.

New_Texans
12-27-2009, 02:47 PM
Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:47 PM
DAMNIT! Come on D...hold these turds!

fikster
12-27-2009, 02:47 PM
Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

my beer turns into Captain's halfway through the 3rd

Stemp
12-27-2009, 02:48 PM
Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

The refs have been pretty bad with non-calls and bad spots.

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 02:48 PM
There are no printable words for this.

Wolf
12-27-2009, 02:48 PM
Why Andre not getting the ball?

announcers said that AJ is consistently being doubled now during this half

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:48 PM
Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

That's what I thought too. Not calling that too much this game, been pretty quiet with the penalties so far. Which is a good thin IMHO.

Ryan
12-27-2009, 02:48 PM
EDIT: don't really mean that, stupid fan emotions.

False Start
12-27-2009, 02:49 PM
Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

Yeah, he kind of got pushed in the back there.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 02:49 PM
i need another drink :headhurts:

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 02:49 PM
Cush!

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 02:49 PM
Cushing DROY!

Xcellerator
12-27-2009, 02:49 PM
Cushing ftw!!

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 02:49 PM
i need another drink :headhurts:

I need to start.

Lucky
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
kubiak you can die in a fire.
Thanks for keeping everything in perspective. Have a happy new year.

fikster
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
kubiak you can die in a fire.

wow. Damn.

Austrian
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Do they drink milk and eat cookies and then take a nap during halftime, or what?

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
I've got man-crush on Cushing. Dude's a BEAST!

TheIronDuke
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Does Okoye have any awareness at all? Heene ran right into him.

Mailman
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
All you crybabies should please just stfu!

Let's wait until after the game for you to indulge your reflexive urge to berate the Texans and Gary Kubiak.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
kubiak you can die in a fire.

Dude...that's just sorry.

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
kubiak you can die in a fire.

My goodness. You're feisty.

Ckw
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Cush!

Wow my tv must be behind yours. I read this post, and then look up and the ball is just being snapped and then I see the Cush sack.

Haha! Cush sack...

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Cushing is a monster

ziggy29
12-27-2009, 02:51 PM
Do they drink milk and eat cookies and then take a nap during halftime, or what?
Only when they have a big lead. They figure the fans paid good money for tickets and deserve a drama for 60 full minutes of football.

Mailman
12-27-2009, 02:52 PM
I am outta here. Some of you make me want to puke on my new shoes.

fikster
12-27-2009, 02:52 PM
is anyone else wondering why Mark Anthony needs a body guard? I'm just saying

Ryan
12-27-2009, 02:52 PM
sorry i don't mean that. My emotions have really gotten to me. Kubes is a good guy, i just dislike him as a coach.

New_Texans
12-27-2009, 02:52 PM
If cushing doesnt win DROY...

Lucky
12-27-2009, 02:52 PM
Cincy up 17-10 with 2 minutes left. Now Ravens have to lose.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 02:53 PM
:fans: kill them !!!!!!:fans:

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 02:53 PM
Only when they have a big lead. They figure the fans paid good money for tickets and deserve a drama for 60 full minutes of football.

The Texans should use that as a sales slogan

Movie voice guy-"60 minutes of action. 60 minutes of excitement. The Houston Texans. Dont miss a second."

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 02:53 PM
Well, we are in serious prevent mode now - as opposed to nice guy prevent mode which we were in. Kubiak needs a lesson in kill or be killed.

Stemp
12-27-2009, 02:53 PM
Need a 1st down here.

Pollardized
12-27-2009, 02:53 PM
Do they drink milk and eat cookies and then take a nap during halftime, or what?

Or watch replays of Kubiak's press conferences?

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
Go with the bootleg here. We have got to pass for the 1st here. Way too much time left to give them the ball back now.

Ryan
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
Damn i really need to get my emotions in check. Sorry Kubiak.

TheIronDuke
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
This prevent offense really is something.

Stemp
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
Can't get a first down. Wow.

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
Announcers are correct we can not put games away.

False Start
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
No killer instinct. :rake:

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
:gun: what can i say

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:54 PM
Bad throw by Schaub....too high.

Jottoz
12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
Bal 20
Pit 23

Cinc 17
KC 10

JB
12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
What has happened to Schaub this half?

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
Lucky bounce for Turk.

Lucky
12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
Offense comes out cold in the 2nd half. Again.

Ryan
12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
Bal 20
Pit 23

Cinc 17
KC 10

Too bad this doesn't matter if we can't finish these sorry teams off.

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
I dont like having a coach who treats a lead like the plague and tries to give it back by playing 3 and out.

DexmanC
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
First Half: WE WUBS KUBES!!!!

Second Half: "Who He Be?"

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
yessssssssssssssss sack i love this game :fans:

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
Big SACK! Good job boys....:fans:

False Start
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
Moses with the sack!

steelbtexan
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
How does a team that puts up 27 in the 1st half score 0 in the 2nd half?

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
Wow someone get a gif of 92 and 94 sack.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 02:56 PM
:d: :d: :d: :d: :d:

Hervoyel
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Earlier this week I remember posting in that "Matt Schaub is the real deal" thread and saying I had reservations about that. Anyone looking at his second half accuracy and wondering why he's not mentioned in the same breath with Peyton Manning and Tom Brady all the time?

I'm not even sure what he's looking at. He's throwing the ball poorly at guys who could often barely be described as "open" when other players are wide open on the field. Other times he's throwing the ball to guys who are going to be two steps out of bounds when they get to it.

Pollardized
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
I dont like having a coach who treats a lead like the plague and tries to give it back by playing 3 and out.

Kubes thinks "a lead" is another term for "swine flu" and avoids at all costs.

fikster
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
What has happened to Schaub this half?

happens every game. 3 quarters at max and then he disappears.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Where's Mario when you need him?

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Connor Barwin is like a car with Nitrous. He just speed rushes right out of the picture.

Lucky
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Frank Bush and the defense deserve credit for this win. Cushing is one of the top 10 defenders in the league, this year.

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Too bad this doesn't matter if we can't finish these sorry teams off.

I wouldn't exactly consider Miami a sorry team.

JB
12-27-2009, 02:58 PM
Quinn is going to the Reeves school of ball skills

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:58 PM
Mario is taking some really wide angles and it's taking him out of the play.

TheIronDuke
12-27-2009, 02:58 PM
Connor Barwin is like a car with Nitrous. He just speed rushes right out of the picture.

Must be taking lessons from Mario.

Ryan
12-27-2009, 02:58 PM
I wouldn't exactly consider Miami a sorry team.

Well they played sorry today. Not as a franchise, but they're sloppy as can be today.

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 02:58 PM
Horrible clock management for the fins.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 02:59 PM
Miami using there last T.O. could be a huge factor in helping us win. 3:40 left is a long time.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 02:59 PM
cheerleaders

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 02:59 PM
Earlier this week I remember posting in that "Matt Schaub is the real deal" thread and saying I had reservations about that. Anyone looking at his second half accuracy and wondering why he's not mentioned in the same breath with Peyton Manning and Tom Brady all the time?

I'm not even sure what he's looking at. He's throwing the ball poorly at guys who could often barely be described as "open" when other players are wide open on the field. Other times he's throwing the ball to guys who are going to be two steps out of bounds when they get to it.

I guess rather than hoping Schaub stayed healthy for the entire season, we should have hoped he could play for an entire game.

FirstTexansFan
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Connor Barwin is like a car with Nitrous. He just speed rushes right out of the picture.

I was thinking the same thing about Mario... he has one path to the QB... it's semi-circular and reminds me of a broken Merry-Go-Round... it gets half way there, then peters out behind the Quarterback :)

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
John Busing just sucks.

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Zone coverage never works for us.

JB
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Dunta burned again!

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Dolphins have momentum

DexmanC
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
The Dolphins are making plays, and the Texans are not.

fikster
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
his name is Dunta, we like to cdall him Toast

New_Texans
12-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Dunta is so bad and Baber is drastically better than Busing.

Kaiser Toro
12-27-2009, 03:01 PM
Bal 20 - Pit 23

Pitt with an interception on 4 & 10. 2:26 remain, Pitt ball

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:01 PM
Come on thats bullshit

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 03:02 PM
Someone stop these jokers....anyone?

fikster
12-27-2009, 03:02 PM
Pollarized

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 03:02 PM
Dinking and dunking away and we dont cover the RB. Adjustment please?

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 03:03 PM
Absolutely no attempt to even try to block that.

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 03:03 PM
Dont let Schaub throw the ball!!! Just run!

Kaiser Toro
12-27-2009, 03:03 PM
Bal 20 - Pit 23

Pitt with an interception on 4 & 10. 2:26 remain, Pitt ball

2:00, Pitt ball 3rd & 10

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 03:03 PM
An entire second half with ZERO offenseive production. Totally unacceptable! We had better recover this onside kick and then do something with the ball.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:03 PM
:headhurts:

Brandon420tx
12-27-2009, 03:04 PM
cmon catch the kick

DexmanC
12-27-2009, 03:04 PM
First half, the offense was DOMINANT.
Second half, we don't HAVE an offense!

Thanks Coach Kubes. As Deion Sanders would say:

"PAY THE MAN!!"

:sarcasm:

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 03:04 PM
Good job Walter!

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 03:04 PM
No passing!!! Just run!

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:05 PM
We need a 1st down come on texans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fikster
12-27-2009, 03:05 PM
bye bye Kubes.

Lucky
12-27-2009, 03:05 PM
Well they played sorry today. Not as a franchise, but they're sloppy as can be today.
The Dolphins overachieved to get to 7-7. Not a lot of talent there.
Bal 20 - Pit 23

Pitt with an interception on 4 & 10. 2:26 remain, Pitt ball
It's getting easier to understand. Ravens, Jets, and Broncos need to lose.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:05 PM
NICE COME ON GUYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:aggressive:

Kaiser Toro
12-27-2009, 03:05 PM
Cincy wins, we need Pitt to win

J_R
12-27-2009, 03:06 PM
Looks like we'll squeak out a win but same ol story

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 03:06 PM
Wild card watch

NE 35 JAX 7 Final

PIT 23 BAL 20

CIN 17 KC 10 Final

Cmon Pit!

Kaiser Toro
12-27-2009, 03:06 PM
The Dolphins overachieved to get to 7-7. Not a lot of talent there.

It's getting easier to understand. Ravens, Jets, and Broncos need to lose.

Roethlisberger just threw an interception, lots of flags, flags are on Balt!

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 03:06 PM
No passing!!! Just run!

Just hold on to the damn ball. Thaty scares me more than anything. I don't mind running the next 2 downs. Even if we punt, that would only give them about 30 seconds without any timeouts. Hopefully we can ocnvert on one of these though and it never even comes to that. Regardless, don't turn the thing over and find a way to lose.

SAMURAITEXAN
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Come on baby just win!

Go Texans!!!

Kaiser Toro
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Roethlisberger just threw an interception, lots of flags, flags are on Balt!

Game over! Pitt wins!

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Run the damn ball

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Foster!!!

AnthonyE
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Those are the kind of plays that winning teams have.

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Game baby!

JB
12-27-2009, 03:08 PM
Game!

Pollardized
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A foster is the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austrian
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
game. Thank god.

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Yeesssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
1st down Foster! That's the game folks....good job boys!

New_Texans
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Foster is a quick cutter...i like him.

Xcellerator
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
At least we won. :D

Stemp
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Well, we win, but we still can't put two halves together. We'll have to to beat the Pats next week.

Buffi2
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
First Down! This was too close and we certainly can't play the Patriots like this and expect to even come close.

Ryan
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Player of the game=Cushing or Arian Foster.

Jottoz
12-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Nice coaching by Kubes not to let off the throat, run,run,run

qman_tx
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
A win is win, but I dont like this half play game by the Texans.

SAMURAITEXAN
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
Yes!!!

Ckw
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
What does it tell us about Kubes that he has been playing CB all season and hasn't given Arian Foster a chance? That guy looks like a player!

False Start
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
We won....... :)

Maddict5
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
good job. the day we keep the foot on the throat we'll be something.

still playoffs on the line playing NE next week!

go philly & colts!

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
Foster 18 carries for 91 yds and a TD. Nice game by him.

Topher
12-27-2009, 03:10 PM
:woot2:

ziggy29
12-27-2009, 03:11 PM
First Down! This was too close and we certainly can't play the Patriots like this and expect to even come close.
Yep. What's really needed is for this team to have a good second half when it also has a very good first half. This has been rarer than hen's teeth for a Kubiak team.

I just want to know how many times this has to happen before Kubes gets the hint that you can't sit on a big lead at halftime in the NFL.

Ryan
12-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Well i definitely had some incredibly high emotions this week...I apologize to Kubiak for the thing i told him to go do, but he's gotta win next week to keep my trust.

GuerillaBlack
12-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Why are we getting the Jets at Indy game? I know Indy is a division rival, but that Denver at Philly game looks pretty good.

Cjeremy635
12-27-2009, 03:11 PM
good job. the day we keep the foot on the throat we'll be something.

still playoffs on the line playing NE next week!

go philly & colts!

Who do the Colts play?

Jottoz
12-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Hello 2nd place AFC South!!!!!

Austrian
12-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Pit won as well. Now we have to hope that Indy takes care of the Jets and Oakland beats the Ravens at home next week.

Brandon420tx
12-27-2009, 03:12 PM
:spin::turtle::bravo::whoohoo:

texansdrummer
12-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Can't wait to here how all the negative Nellie's spin this one. We just won an extremely important game against a team that was desperate for a win, facing elimination.

Let the games begin.......

mariowillshine15
12-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Balt goes down! We have a chance!

cardiactgaters
12-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Ravens lost so where are we in playoffs now

ATXtexanfan
12-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Same ole texans, dramatic finish, whew

Brandon420tx
12-27-2009, 03:13 PM
Pit won as well. Now we have to hope that Indy takes care of the Jets and Oakland beats the Ravens at home next week.

If the Broncos lose their next 2 games that will open up a wildcard spot as well

FirstTexansFan
12-27-2009, 03:13 PM
Can't wait to here how all the negative Nellie's spin this one. We just won an extremely important game against a team that was desperate for a win, facing elimination.

Let the games begin.......

Well I don't want you waiting... They have consistently failed to play 4 quarters of football. And that is good enough for me to say it's the coach, and he needs to go. Negative enough for ya? :)

Silver Oak
12-27-2009, 03:13 PM
Pink Soap is going to be disappearing from avatars quickly now. Best bet has only 3-5 of the true hardcore Soapers still sporting it this week.

:texflag:

Leahmic223
12-27-2009, 03:15 PM
Can't wait to here how all the negative Nellie's spin this one. We just won an extremely important game against a team that was desperate for a win, facing elimination.

Let the games begin.......

I am not a negative nellie...but it is real simple to say had they not gone on that 5 game losing streak starting in November...they would be pretty much in right now.

fikster
12-27-2009, 03:15 PM
Pink Soap is going to be disappearing from avatars quickly now. Best bet has only 3-5 of the true hardcore Soapers still sporting it this week.

:texflag:

i think not. If i could double avatar I would. That game signifies why he needs to go.

IlliniJen
12-27-2009, 03:15 PM
Pink Soap is going to be disappearing from avatars quickly now. Best bet has only 3-5 of the true hardcore Soapers still sporting it this week.

:texflag:

Color me unimpressed with hanging onto a win. Once again, the Texans play ONE HALF of football. But keep putting that lipstick on that pig.

FirstTexansFan
12-27-2009, 03:16 PM
Pink Soap is going to be disappearing from avatars quickly now. Best bet has only 3-5 of the true hardcore Soapers still sporting it this week.

:texflag:

Mine won't be going anywhere, but it doesn't mean I don't care for you guys that still support Kubes... And I can guarantee ya, those who feel like I do about it, number far more than five. :)

Thorn
12-27-2009, 03:16 PM
Can't wait to here how all the negative Nellie's spin this one. We just won an extremely important game against a team that was desperate for a win, facing elimination.

Let the games begin.......

yes, we won an important game we had to win. And yes, once again, we only played one half of a football game. They should change the name of this team from the Texans to the Jekyll and Hydes.

But at least we won and are still in the hunt for the playoffs.

GuerillaBlack
12-27-2009, 03:17 PM
Ravens lost so where are we in playoffs now

If only it was that easy. Hopefully, the Colts beat the Jets, and the Eagles beat Denver (both should happen). Then, we just need the two of the three to lose (Steelers, Ravens, Broncos). Most importantly, we need to beat NE. They won't be playing for anything.

Khari
12-27-2009, 03:19 PM
We won....... :)

we ass ruled........sort of :pirate:

False Start
12-27-2009, 03:22 PM
we ass ruled........sort of :pirate:

:heh:

Hervoyel
12-27-2009, 03:26 PM
Nice coaching by Kubes not to let off the throat, run,run,run


Put the hash pipe down man. The Texans started running to protect their lead way to early (as usual). They shut it down at the half and start playing like nobody could possibly score 24 points in a half.

Glad we won this one but if we try this crap next week even New England's backups will school us.

dtran04
12-27-2009, 03:27 PM
Well lucky for us, if the Texans "play only one half" then that means the other team only plays "one half" too. :)

That Sparano is a terrible coach. Didn't get his team ready to play in a huge game. FIRE SPARANO!!!! BRING THE TUNA!!!!! :)

Goatcheese
12-27-2009, 03:31 PM
Put the hash pipe down man. The Texans started running to protect their lead way to early (as usual). They shut it down at the half and start playing like nobody could possibly score 24 points in a half.

Glad we won this one but if we try this crap next week even New England's backups will school us.

They didn't really go conservative until the tipped INT, tipped dropped INT, and should have been Brown fumble(seriously, wtf kind of call was that?).

At that point you can bet Kube's cheeks were clinched mighty tight.

Maddict5
12-27-2009, 03:34 PM
They didn't really go conservative until the tipped INT, tipped dropped INT, and should have been Brown fumble(seriously, wtf kind of call was that?).

At that point you can bet Kube's cheeks were clinched mighty tight.

but foster was only averaging 5 ypc! stupid kubiak going to the stupid run game :rolleyes:

Norg
12-27-2009, 03:37 PM
what i wanna know is how did AJ not touch the ball once in the 2nd half ...


doubled trippled or not throw some screens or something


ur telling me or O runz throw Dressen and Foster ....????

Maddict5
12-27-2009, 03:40 PM
what i wanna know is how did AJ not touch the ball once in the 2nd half ...


doubled trippled or not throw some screens or something


ur telling me or O runz throw Dressen and Foster ....????

yeah we tried that remember and wilson somehow dropped that int. foster avg 5 ypc. dreessen did a decent OD impression today so yeah our O will have to run through other people when that happens

Silver Oak
12-27-2009, 03:44 PM
Well I don't want you waiting... They have consistently failed to play 4 quarters of football. And that is good enough for me to say it's the coach, and he needs to go. Negative enough for ya? :)



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Big Lou
12-27-2009, 03:47 PM
Isn't it a conflict of interest for McNair to be involved with the Texans and Dolphins, cause the Texans own the Dolphins baby!!!!!!!

texansdrummer
12-27-2009, 03:58 PM
Well I don't want you waiting... They have consistently failed to play 4 quarters of football. And that is good enough for me to say it's the coach, and he needs to go. Negative enough for ya? :)

Thanks, I knew it wouldn't take long:clap:

No team EVER plays a perfect game, or even "plays" 4 quarters of football (in terms of consistent execution.). There is another team that's supposed to be doing the same thing on the other side of the ball.

We should just tell our coach that he either wins the SB every year or he's done......then we can all have soap avatars every season. Although entirely unreasonable, that is the only satisfactory scenario for some people.

If KB makes a couple field goals and we didn't lose two key fumbles, we'd be coasting into the playoffs. Let's just hypothesize that we were a bit luckier and were at 11-4 or so. In that scenario....would you still want to fire the coach? I'm more interested in replacing the people that actually MADE those key mistakes.

FirstTexansFan
12-27-2009, 04:03 PM
Thanks, I knew it wouldn't take long:clap:

This team NEVER plays a perfect game, or even "plays" 4 quarters of football (in terms of consistent execution.).

Missed it by THAT much ^^ :)

texansdrummer
12-27-2009, 04:14 PM
Missed it by THAT much ^^ :)

At least have the courtesy of not altering my actual quote. You do not speak for me. How classy.

I stated that NO team executes a perfect game, etc.. I think that by default that would include the Texans. Thanks soooooo much for clarifying for everyone, genius.

I'm sure that Colts fans lament their play during several quarters against us, even though they won those games. There is no team in the league that plays a perfect game, or even "plays" 4 quarters of football (in terms of consistent execution.).

FirstTexansFan
12-27-2009, 04:23 PM
At least have the courtesy of not altering my actual quote. You do not speak for me. How classy.

I stated that NO team executes a perfect game, etc.. I think that by default that would include the Texans. Thanks soooooo much for clarifying for everyone, genius.

I'm sure that Colts fans lament their play during several quarters against us, even though they won those games. There is no team in the league that plays a perfect game, or even "plays" 4 quarters of football (in terms of consistent execution.).

You take yourself too seriously... smile young man, your eternal optimism is not coming through in your retorts :) Maybe deep down you know poop when you see it too?

JB
12-27-2009, 05:10 PM
Thanks, I knew it wouldn't take long:clap:

No team EVER plays a perfect game, or even "plays" 4 quarters of football (in terms of consistent execution.). There is another team that's supposed to be doing the same thing on the other side of the ball.

We should just tell our coach that he either wins the SB every year or he's done......then we can all have soap avatars every season. Although entirely unreasonable, that is the only satisfactory scenario for some people.

If KB makes a couple field goals and we didn't lose two key fumbles, we'd be coasting into the playoffs. Let's just hypothesize that we were a bit luckier and were at 11-4 or so. In that scenario....would you still want to fire the coach? I'm more interested in replacing the people that actually MADE those key mistakes.


I think you have said it very well. A lot of people tend to forget the other team is paid as well. No matter how much we want it, the other team and their fans want it just as much.

We have a very young team that is just starting to learn how to win. We just need to keep going in a positive direction. I hope that Kubiak can take the team to the next level. If not, then he certainly deserves credit for improving the team so much... going from a 2-14 team that was eliminated before Oct arrived to a team that will be fighting for the playoffs in week 17 in just 4 years ( I know, but they did it without sacrificing the future) is pretty remarkable.

I am very pleased with how the team has progressed. A few years ago I was lamenting the fact that we only had one " player" on defense ( DR ) and our offense was laughable even with the Omnipotent AJ on the team.

I lived through the miseries of the Butt Adams led Oilers since the early 60's and I am thrilled to have a team that is trying to establish a tradition of winning by building for the long term future of the team.

Ok done with rant now.... will go out and smoke. Go ahead and tear it up.:bubbles:

:fans:

The Third Man
12-27-2009, 06:21 PM
Color me unimpressed with hanging onto a win. Once again, the Texans play ONE HALF of football. But keep putting that lipstick on that pig.

Of course, you are unimpressed.