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CloakNNNdagger
12-18-2009, 08:10 PM
....................PLUCK MY EYEBALLS OUT AND PUT THEM NEXT MY GLASSES.:gun:

Goatcheese
12-18-2009, 08:13 PM
They'll get a shake of my head, and a wag of my finger.

TEXANRED
12-18-2009, 08:19 PM
grunt, stare at the ceiling and plan for the 2010 draft.

Stemp
12-18-2009, 08:19 PM
Skip the last home game and sell my tickets for next year.

Khari
12-18-2009, 08:20 PM
go back to bed

brakos82
12-18-2009, 08:37 PM
Get ready for the Panthers/Vikings game.

Well, even if we win I'll do that, but still...

False Start
12-18-2009, 08:45 PM
Take out all my frustrations on my Ultimate Warrior pillow wrestler, with a Stone Cold Stunner. http://forums.wrestlinginc.com/images/smilies/wrestling/stoncold.gif

D-Frank
12-18-2009, 08:46 PM
literally shave my head to a richard justice style bald on top long on sides. I promise, and will give yall proof

:gun:

brakos82
12-18-2009, 08:47 PM
literally shave my head to a richard justice style bald on top long on sides. I promise, and will give yall proof

:gun:

That reminds me, SWT never ate his hat from week 1 last season. :good:

MannyFresh
12-18-2009, 09:02 PM
Sport my Ocho Cinco jersey for the rest of the season...

sometexansfan
12-18-2009, 09:03 PM
:bomb:

Mari-OWNED!
12-18-2009, 09:09 PM
Skip the last home game and sell my tickets for next year.

Hit me up with a PM if the Texans lose.

Hervoyel
12-18-2009, 09:10 PM
This is the scenario everyone fears but I'm here to tell you, in situations like this there's no substitute for conditioning. We've spent years learning to deal with losses to teams we have no business losing to.

thunderkyss
12-18-2009, 09:13 PM
http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=3343&dateline=1260902772

I'll act like it never happened.

Silver Oak
12-18-2009, 09:26 PM
won't be easy, but I will soak my ball sac in ice cold water until any possible future productivity is possible.

seriously though, barring an injury to Schaub, AJ, or Ryans, we win this one, despite the pouty mouth predictions by the Soapers.

Ranger Tom
12-18-2009, 09:39 PM
won't be easy, but I will soak my ball sac in ice cold water until any possible future productivity is possible.

seriously though, barring an injury to Schaub, AJ, or Ryans, we win this one, despite the pouty mouth predictions by the Soapers.

I thought I saw ESPN's ticker say Schaub was doubtful...

TEXANRED
12-18-2009, 09:45 PM
That reminds me, SWT never ate his hat from week 1 last season. :good:

Thats funny. That is the only thing I think about when I see his name. I thought I was the only one who remembered.

brakos82
12-18-2009, 09:48 PM
Thats funny. That is the only thing I think about when I see his name. I thought I was the only one who remembered.

We should make a petition. Or threaten him by sticking him with Sarah Palin.

Khari
12-18-2009, 09:49 PM
I will soak my ball sac in ice cold water


:backsout:

Thorn
12-18-2009, 09:52 PM
chalk it up to experience. It's not like it can't happen ya know. LOL

Fred
12-18-2009, 09:52 PM
Say "meh, figures". I mean, losing this game is what the Texans have conditioned me to expect for the last 8 years.

Although this game is completely meaningless, so the Texans could win...

SAMURAITEXAN
12-18-2009, 09:57 PM
Better not lose to the rams! Can you imagine how this message board will be? More of FIRE this and that like fire that water boy because he didn't provide enough mineral water, fire cheerleaders because they didn't dress right etc.

D-Frank
12-18-2009, 10:13 PM
:pirate:Better not lose to the rams! Can you imagine how this message board will be? More of FIRE this and that like fire that water boy because he didn't provide enough mineral water, fire cheerleaders because they didn't dress right etc.

i think i might go to church sunday just incase, last time i went to church and prayed for the texans we beat the bengals lol

Hervoyel
12-18-2009, 10:20 PM
won't be easy, but I will soak my ball sac in ice cold water until any possible future productivity is possible.

seriously though, barring an injury to Schaub, AJ, or Ryans, we win this one, despite the pouty mouth predictions by the Soapers.


Unwelcome mental picture.

Henceforth those who stand opposed to the "Soapers" will be called "Soakers".

Hagar
12-18-2009, 10:27 PM
Per the usual!

:barman:

Hey, Mister Bartender
Please don't be so slow
I got time for one more round
And a six-pack to go

ChampionTexan
12-18-2009, 10:32 PM
Stay far, far away from this board for at least two days!

Silver Oak
12-18-2009, 11:24 PM
Unwelcome mental picture.

Henceforth those who stand opposed to the "Soapers" will be called "Soakers".


LOL! nice one Herv!

OzzO
12-18-2009, 11:25 PM
....get off the fence and fully realize that our current staff will not be able to lead our team to the biggun'. Playoffs, sure - they can possibly lead us there... eventually. But sniffin' the playoffs was supposed to be this year.

imatexan
12-18-2009, 11:32 PM
Say that this is not the worst thread ever.

Until then...:thinking:

steelbtexan
12-18-2009, 11:33 PM
Get the noose ready for Kubes

Lucky
12-19-2009, 07:42 AM
...wait for the soakers' next bizarro scenario for the Texans qualifying for the playoffs and pronouncement on how they improved while losing.

Grams
12-19-2009, 07:53 AM
I will officially come off the fence.

I will stay away from the boards for at least 2 days.


There should be no way in hell that we lose this game. We should kick butt and take names later.

barrett
12-19-2009, 08:03 AM
...Start a thread on who is "quitting the team" and start maneuvering for better seats next year.

Go Texans!

axman40
12-19-2009, 08:10 AM
not lose any sleep!
:fans:

bckey
12-19-2009, 09:52 AM
There is just no way the Texans lose this game. It will be another week by the soakers of calculations and scenarios where the Texans make the playoffs. I can't even fathom how the soakers don't ever get angry like when the Texans dropped 4 straight division games with the most embarrassing one on national tv on a monday night. They instead get all excited when we beat another losing team just like they will when we beat the Rams. These fans are just what McNair needs to keep mediocre football alive and well in Htown.

The bad thing about football in Texas is that we have the Cowboys. The Texans have had chance after chance to grow their fan base but instead have blundered every single opportunity. I've been a fan of Houston football since the sixties and it has had its moments here and there but we are known more for the supid things we have done. Buffalo, stagger lee, gagger lee etc.

This year most everyone was saying playoffs. Then came the Jets. We got really lucky the 2nd week with the Titans when Collins fumbled all by himself on the game winning drive. I believe the luck for the Texans ended for the year in that game. Now after the 4 losses in a row to division opponents the soakers still think we can go to the playoffs. What from our history would give these soakers any hope of the playoffs? All I see from the past is losses when it really matters.

The worst part about Kubiak's 4 years here is his record against division opponents. If you can't win against your own division then you are never going anywhere. The Texans have never had a winning record in their own division under Kubiak. They have actually gotten worse under him since his first year at 3-3. The last 3 years are 1-5, 2-4 and 1-5. Pathetic. It seems like our division rivals have figured us out after Kubiak's 1st season.

I'll leave the soakers with an excerpt from an article written by SI.com's Don Banks a few weeks ago.

McNair gave Dom Capers the boot as his head coach after four playoff-less seasons, and Kubiak now deserves the exact same treatment. Despite having some of the most gifted players in the league at several positions, the Texans lack heart, killer instinct and the know-how to win. If that's not a reflection on a head coach's leadership, what pray tell is?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/don_banks/11/29/week12.snaps/index.html

MannyFresh
12-19-2009, 10:08 AM
I'm taking a chance starting their Defense in my FF team so they better win with authority. Plus no Boller or Jackson possible looks good too. I seriously doubt McNair wants to be the laughing stock with a loss to the Rams.

Texan4Ever
12-19-2009, 10:18 AM
If the Texans loose, I'll chop my [....] off!

rmartin65
12-19-2009, 11:30 AM
If the Texans loose, I'll chop my [....] off!

End thread

FirstTexansFan
12-19-2009, 11:39 AM
If the Texans lose, I'll drive up to Austin, and chop Texan4Ever's [....] off! ;)

BIG TORO
12-19-2009, 12:07 PM
become a Dallas Cowboy Fan, :jk:

Drew_Smoke
12-19-2009, 12:22 PM
I will lose $50 as I have the Texans -13.5.

Should have jumped on it at 10!

TexansBlood
12-19-2009, 12:28 PM
.....not be surprised one bit.

ObsiWan
12-19-2009, 12:30 PM
...I'll blame each person that said "there's NO WAY we lose to the Rams" for jinxing us.
:strangle:

DeMarCushPoll
12-19-2009, 01:34 PM
Start dreaming about next year's coaching staff:


Who will it be?
Who will they draft?
What style of offense/defense will they bring in?

False Start
12-19-2009, 01:36 PM
become a Dallas Cowboy Fan, :jk:


Not funny!! ;)

Buffi2
12-19-2009, 01:37 PM
1. Stay away from this place for two days.
2. Think about whether or not I can really afford next year's tickets.
3. Remember it is a game, not world peace.

Texan4Ever
12-19-2009, 02:49 PM
If the Texans lose, I'll drive up to Austin, and chop Texan4Ever's [....] off! ;)


I meant that I wil chop my HAIR off, not you know what! :)

Joe Texan
12-19-2009, 03:05 PM
Wait for the dolphin game and watch it then wait for the patriots game and go to it then look at what seats I can buy from the idiots who sold out because of injuries.

FirstTexansFan
12-19-2009, 03:13 PM
I meant that I wil chop my HAIR off, not you know what! :)

I knew that... hehe Thus why I have my clippers oiled up and ready for the trip :)

treduke
12-19-2009, 04:23 PM
not see it because i live in austin

C Madd
12-19-2009, 04:42 PM
not see it because i live in austin

Same here... :mad:

Texan4Ever
12-19-2009, 04:50 PM
not see it because i live in austin

Yep, it sucks to be in Austin. Glad school is over so I'm back at home in Sugar Land gearing up for the Texans game! *On second thought, maybe I shouldn't give my whereabouts away in case the Texans DO loose!*

:jogger:

CloakNNNdagger
12-19-2009, 10:12 PM
I will lose $50 as I have the Texans -13.5.

Should have jumped on it at 10!

Odds have crept up to -14

brakos82
12-19-2009, 10:15 PM
Odds have crept up to -14

Is this the most favored we've ever been? :kitten:

Giant Tiger
12-20-2009, 07:23 AM
I work with a Saints fan, so I'll leave him alone :thinking:

BigBull17
12-20-2009, 12:06 PM
Ill punch myself in the face and post it on you tube.

Lucky
12-20-2009, 12:15 PM
Is this the most favored we've ever been? :kitten:
Yes. And this is likely the worst team the Texans haved faced in their 8 year history. Even worse than the winless '08 Lions.

Lucky
12-20-2009, 12:17 PM
not see it because i live in austin
Leave your TV on the NFL redzone channel. You will see a ton of Texans TDs.

TexansSeminole
12-20-2009, 12:25 PM
...say goodbye to Kubiak.

houstonspartan
12-20-2009, 12:33 PM
Wait for the dolphin game and watch it then wait for the patriots game and go to it then look at what seats I can buy from the idiots who sold out because of injuries.

There are a gazillion great seats available at Reliant Stadium. There are several hundred for sale by current PSL holders that can be found online at houstontexans.com, and those don't even include the "official" seats available by the team.

I just don't get the whole "As soon as people dump their seats I'm going to swoop in and buy them up" thing. There are a TON of seats available. We are not the Green Bay Packers where it takes 30 years to get seats. If you want to buy them or upgrade, go for it already.

houstonspartan
12-20-2009, 12:35 PM
Yes. And this is likely the worst team the Texans haved faced in their 8 year history. Even worse than the winless '08 Lions.

If you recall, the Lions game turned into a nail-biter. They came within 7 points, if I'm not mistaken, and had some serious momentum going.

gwallaia
12-20-2009, 02:30 PM
....................PLUCK MY EYEBALLS OUT AND PUT THEM NEXT MY GLASSES.:gun:

Sorry about your eyeballs Cloak, that's gonna hurt.

Hervoyel
12-20-2009, 02:32 PM
The person I feel the most pity for today is Silver Oak who claims he will be soaking his balls in ice water for some reason. It's looking more and more like he's going to have to get that bowl of ice ready.

The Texans just disgust me on days like this. I can't watch these kinds of games and understand why anyone would want this to go on another year. That "two minute drill" was pitiful. The Texans sleepwalk through it and every time they need to get down the field quickly I swear I hear an announcer say something along the lines of "You gotta go quicker than this". Losing to the Rams will add another page of infamy to the legend we're building here in Houston.

Ranger Tom
12-20-2009, 02:46 PM
I will go for a run. Probably accompanied by some other exercises, push-ups, etc. I don't get upset about losses like this anymore. Just too numb.

Ryan
12-20-2009, 02:55 PM
...not be surprised.

brakos82
12-20-2009, 02:59 PM
Ill punch myself in the face and post it on you tube.

....................PLUCK MY EYEBALLS OUT AND PUT THEM NEXT MY GLASSES.:gun:

literally shave my head to a richard justice style bald on top long on sides. I promise, and will give yall proof

:gun:

won't be easy, but I will soak my ball sac in ice cold water until any possible future productivity is possible.

seriously though, barring an injury to Schaub, AJ, or Ryans, we win this one, despite the pouty mouth predictions by the Soapers.

If the Texans loose, I'll chop my [....] off!

If the Texans lose, I'll drive up to Austin, and chop Texan4Ever's [....] off! ;)

:kitten:

Ranger Tom
12-20-2009, 03:55 PM
People will complain about the way we played, and rightly so, but let's look on the bright side: No one else has to go around looking like Richard Justice.

Khari
12-20-2009, 04:00 PM
silver oak's ballz r safe :truck:

Houston_Fanatic
12-20-2009, 05:00 PM
the texans just disgust me on days like this. I can't watch these kinds of games and understand why anyone would want this to go on another year. That "two minute drill" was pitiful. The texans sleepwalk through it and every time they need to get down the field quickly i swear i hear an announcer say something along the lines of "you gotta go quicker than this". Losing to the rams will add another page of infamy to the legend we're building here in houston.

^^^ qft

Silver Oak
12-20-2009, 05:05 PM
that's the last time in a long time that I put my boys out in harms way like that!

next time, I go smart and wager eating a hat, or an avatar wager.

CloakNNNdagger
12-20-2009, 05:23 PM
that's the last time in a long time that I put my boys out in harms way like that!

next time, I go smart and wager eating a hat, or an avatar wager.

..............or wager someone else's boys, ones that have a dog in the race.......

SAMURAITEXAN
12-20-2009, 06:28 PM
:pirate:

i think i might go to church sunday just incase, last time i went to church and prayed for the texans we beat the bengals lol

I guess you did go to church, we won. But, we won by 3 points against the Rams? (I will take W over L but too close for comfort).

Fred
12-20-2009, 08:29 PM
I will lose $50 as I have the Texans -13.5.

Should have jumped on it at 10!

Ouch. Maybe you should have bought it down to -2.5.

At least you are now qualified for a job as a Financial Advisor.

False Start
12-20-2009, 09:09 PM
The Texans just disgust me on days like this. I can't watch these kinds of games and understand why anyone would want this to go on another year. That "two minute drill" was pitiful. The Texans sleepwalk through it and every time they need to get down the field quickly I swear I hear an announcer say something along the lines of "You gotta go quicker than this". Losing to the Rams will add another page of infamy to the legend we're building here in Houston.



That was one of the things that got to me the most today. I was thinking WTF? Constantly throwing to the middle of the field, with no sense of urgency.

Kubiak's clock management skills are just mind boggling sometimes....hell, 99% of the time.

CloakNNNdagger
12-20-2009, 10:05 PM
Sorry about your eyeballs Cloak, that's gonna hurt.

After watching this game, I don't know if I wouldn't have been in less pain and my eyeballs wouldn't have been better off on the table.:mcnugget:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:g65scfaZNQUtQM:http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/Tex-Maniac/eyeballs.jpg

gtexan02
12-20-2009, 10:40 PM
that's the last time in a long time that I put my boys out in harms way like that!

next time, I go smart and wager eating a hat, or an avatar wager.

The nice thing about wagering to eat your hat is you never have to actually do it

GP
12-20-2009, 10:42 PM
The nice thing about wagering to eat your hat is you never have to actually do it

LOL.

If I hold up the letters TWS to a mirror, do I solve your riddle?