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houstonspartan
12-17-2009, 04:15 PM
The Texans just called my cell and left a message. They want to know if everything was going ok with my season tickets and if I needed to, call them back.

LOL!!!

Oh, they'll be getting a call back alright.

Joe Texan
12-17-2009, 04:18 PM
They call me all the time

Yankee_In_TX
12-17-2009, 04:19 PM
I've gotten messages from Eric Winston, Vandermeer, OD, HTC Sonya.

It's weird when I get messages from Sonya, she's one of my wife's good friends. I'm like - when I call the Texans, why is Sonya telling me to push 1 for English?

Ryan
12-17-2009, 04:20 PM
They call me all the time

well aren't you special? :rolleyes:

m5kwatts
12-17-2009, 04:45 PM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls

houstonspartan
12-17-2009, 04:54 PM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls

LMAO!!!

You literally made me laugh out loud.

Rep for you, my friend.

Joe Texan
12-17-2009, 04:59 PM
Yep I am Special and do not forget it

brakos82
12-17-2009, 05:06 PM
Heh, special ed. :runaway:

Joe Texan
12-17-2009, 05:07 PM
quit making fun of me

brakos82
12-17-2009, 05:10 PM
Don't make me tell your mother on you.

valleytexfan
12-17-2009, 05:54 PM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls


:goodpost: Man I laughed hard!

Dishman
12-17-2009, 05:57 PM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls

I called in and have been mashing the #6 on my phone for the past 10 minutes. I'll let you know if there's a knock on my door.

Wolf
12-17-2009, 06:06 PM
I hope they don't use a payphone; that 4 quarter call would stop after 2 quarters in :spin: :tease:

cuppacoffee
12-17-2009, 06:14 PM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to put on hold till you learn to speak english..:foottap:

push 3 to complain about the coaching staff

push 4 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 5 to complain about chris brown

push 6 to complain about kris brown

push 7 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls



Fixed it for you. :hides:

:coffee:

Malloy
12-18-2009, 03:23 AM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls

Oh crap, I pushed '6' by mistake!!!

GNTLEWOLF
12-18-2009, 06:42 AM
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls

No thanks, for me, that happens every Sunday.

Blake
12-18-2009, 07:34 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2gv9f75.jpg

Need we say more???

gtexan02
12-18-2009, 07:45 AM
"Thank you, Bob McNair will get back to you in a timely manner. Your approximate hold time is... 4 years"

El Tejano
12-18-2009, 11:46 AM
Was this guy on the other line?:

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Second Honeymoon
12-18-2009, 11:51 AM
They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.

I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.

Showtime100
12-18-2009, 12:02 PM
They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.

I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.

Hey, son. :D I'm really hating the Texans at the moment.

Joe Texan
12-18-2009, 12:36 PM
They Just ask me to be thier internet Caller so here goes.



Hello season ticket holders,

Is everything alright with your season tickets this year, Were you treated alright, Did the Team satisfy you, Do you love the coach. If you answer no then you will be moved to the 700 level enjoy the game next year.

badboy
12-18-2009, 12:47 PM
I would not worry about Toro, he is starting at running back this weekend and has other things on his mind. There is a rumor Smith is putting the tag on him. Toro thinks the tag is one of those Spanish swords used in bull fighting and he is hiding out until the plane leaves.

mussop
12-18-2009, 01:47 PM
quit making fun of me

:goodluck:

JT
12-18-2009, 02:03 PM
They Just ask me to be thier internet Caller so here goes.



Hello season ticket holders,

Is everything alright with your season tickets this year, Were you treated alright, Did the Team satisfy you, Do you love the coach. If you answer no then you will be moved to the 700 level enjoy the game next year.


you forgot to add, "you will also not be allowed to join or Platinum lot clique nor touch the D-bag's "winnebego" who gets at everyone who goes near or breathes around it".... PLEASE!

Joe Texan
12-18-2009, 02:05 PM
:goodluck:


No matter how much you stalk me, fondle my pictures, or dream of me you cannot have me so find another man, I am not Gay

mussop
12-18-2009, 02:28 PM
No matter how much you stalk me, fondle my pictures, or dream of me you cannot have me so find another man, I am not Gay

The hat says different.