View Full Version : The 5 stages of being a Texans fan.

11-29-2009, 07:28 PM
1.) Denial. Sure we lost to the Jets, a rookie QB, and a rookie head coach in our own house. But its just one game. No way this defense is this bad. They just need time to gel. DRob missed all of camp but he will be OK. Amobi is not a bust, he is just now 22. Thats the age most guys get drafted, now that he is old enough to shave he is gonna be a beast.

2.) Anger. I can't F'n believe we just lost to the Jags in our house! On battle red day! I wanna seek out the lone Jag fan that came to the stadium and set him on fire! Thats it, when I get home I am putting on my pink soap avatar!

3.) Denial II. Man, Kubiak looks to have this team cookin. Schaub is the top rated QB in the league, the defense looks like they are playing hard for Bush. They are the #1 rated defense if you take out all the bad negative plays.
No way does Kris Brown miss two game ending or tying field goals in a row.
Vince Young sucks.
Matt Schaub is a winner.

4.) Depression. Any point of any game.

5.) Acceptance. So who would you like to see us take in the top half of the draft?

11-29-2009, 07:36 PM
Are we going to become the laughingstock of the NFL again?

11-29-2009, 07:41 PM
Are we going to become the laughingstock of the NFL again?

Been there since we picked up MW instead of VY, till this day it's proved us wrong...:tiphat:

Honoring Earl 34
11-29-2009, 08:03 PM
I believe a song is in order here . This should be sung to the music of the Beatles Yesterday .

Eight and eight ,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in eight and eight .

I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh,eight and eight came suddenly.

Why she ( wins )
Had to go I don't know, she ( wins ) wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for eight and eight .

Eight and eight,
Football was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in eight and eight . :clown:

11-30-2009, 12:38 AM
Are we going to become the laughingstock of the NFL again?

We are already, & have been since the beginning!

11-30-2009, 01:08 AM
not even one of us is like that

I know we suck

no doubting that

can we still win some games sure so lets all chill out