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50boys
11-26-2009, 11:17 PM
Not trying to make a joke or anything, just curious because he always seems the be twitching...

WWJD
11-26-2009, 11:21 PM
I don't know the validity of this cause I read it online but I read he hurt his neck in college and the "tics" are from that injury.

I don't know if that is true or not but something not right with him. Sure a Titans fan will come on and enlighten us.

Showtime100
11-26-2009, 11:22 PM
Not trying to make a joke or anything, just curious because he always seems the be twitching...

Bored, are you?

drewmar74
11-26-2009, 11:34 PM
Nope. I've seen it too.

At first I noticed it when he was on the field and I just thought he was talking trash with emphasis. Then I noticed all the head twitching when he was on the sidelines and anywhere else.

I've got a relative that does the same thing....

I guess 50boys is having nightmares about CJ, hence the post.

DexmanC
11-27-2009, 02:49 PM
Someone on the Titans' goForum mentioned he has Tourettes. He
was twitching REALLY bad on the podium after the Monday Night game.

GuerillaBlack
11-27-2009, 02:58 PM
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8

Second Honeymoon
11-27-2009, 03:02 PM
He has a tick for sure. He is a unique individual, lets leave it at that.

To hear him talk and tweet is pretty damn funny though.

Imatexanfan
11-28-2009, 05:53 PM
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8

Thats ******* hilarious!! I know LA people talk funny thats a whole different language there...:ahhaha:

nut
11-29-2009, 07:36 PM
I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute if we could get him (no offense to deaf-mutes, I'm serious). He would make us a team that might win.

Blazing Arrow
11-29-2009, 07:57 PM
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8

He just speaks at a different speed then the rest of us so he is hard to understand.

gg no re
11-29-2009, 08:02 PM
If he lets his gameplay speak for him he'd still be talking too fast for us to understand.

Carr Bombed
11-29-2009, 08:09 PM
Silly rabbits...

He doesn't have tourette's, he just has so many fast twitch muscle fibers that he can't stay still....ever :) The guy probably vibrates out of bed while he's sleeping.

Special player....that much can no longer be denied, it's going to be a ***** playing against that guy 2x a year.

GuerillaBlack
11-30-2009, 01:21 AM
He just speaks at a different speed then the rest of us so he is hard to understand.

If he lets his gameplay speak for him he'd still be talking too fast for us to understand.

we are ALL inferior to Chris Johnson.

Carr Bombed
11-30-2009, 01:46 AM
we are ALL inferior to Chris Johnson.

It's true....

Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, but Chris Johnson is faster than Superman. Even Flash wears Chris Johnson underoos.

Tourist
11-30-2009, 06:29 PM
According to a couple people close to the organization, Chris Johnson does, in fact, have Tourette's.

Blazing Arrow
11-30-2009, 06:55 PM
If you watch the replay of the 85 yard run against AZ he out runs guys who have at least a 30 yard head start on him. Cromarti who eventually catches him also considered one of the fastest guys in the game is one of those guys.

Texan_Bill
11-30-2009, 06:56 PM
we are ALL inferior to Chris Johnson.

Pigeon > Chris Johnson :runaway:

gg no re
11-30-2009, 07:44 PM
Pigeon > Chris Johnson :runaway:

Pigeon makes great plays, but teams don't gameplan for pigeon.

Besides, if pigeon was truly valuable to the team, he'd be getting more than breadcrumbs.

TimeKiller
12-01-2009, 08:47 AM
I don't think he has tourette's....that just looks like a serious case of the stupids.

Wolf
03-22-2010, 06:19 PM
Chris Johnson has a new car. Or as he wrote on Twitter, "My donk on 30inch sliders done talking whoever want it." J



donk huh? WTF?


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/150538/CHRIS-JOHNSON-NEW-CAR-PICTURE-PHOTO.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/19/chris-johnsons-new-car-ye_n_506219.html

Dutchrudder
03-22-2010, 06:22 PM
It's gonna be one hell of a payday for him when he becomes a free agent.

Wolf
03-22-2010, 06:35 PM
very true

LOL
Translating Chris Johnson's Twitter
http://twinskillings.blogspot.com/2009/07/translating-chris-johnsons-twitter.html

July 26th, 10:47 PM -- "Me and mike(sky)walker and @fatnmack44 dex dex big brah dco big cuz wayne and cam.We in club 23 downtown last night before seasonwe goingham"

This one appears to be much more complicated. There are many different subjects and confusing nicknames that need to be sifted through. Mike Walker is another NFL player and it appears that Chris was at a club called "Club 23" with him downtown. Dex dex, big brah, dco, big cuz, wayne, and cam are all likely members of Chris' group of friends. In fact, it appears many people were at the aforementioned club. I'm still unsure on the ham part at the end, but I will make my best effort.

Translation: "Mike Walker, Big Brother, DCO, Large Cousin, Cam, and I gathered last night at Club 23 downtown. Before the season begins, we will eat pork."

July 26th, 1:52 PM -- "@KennyTurner3 he beat me I want lie but I aint call him out he call me out and I killed him tell him to stick to working out"

This one is somewhat easier as Christopher elects to use "he" instead of a strange nickname. We can see that some sort of trash talking is going on, but it's not clear what exactly he is talking about. "I want lie" seems to imply that he needs to lie down. Perhaps he is ill? Or maybe he wants to lie to someone. This is where we need to look at context to determine the true intended meaning of the sentence. "I killed him" also seems to imply that a murder took place at first glance, but I believe he meant that he defeated the person decisively. This one is very tricky, but once again I'll try.

Translation: "He defeated me, and now I feel ill and want to lie down. I did not call him out, it was he who called me out. I defeated him in a swift and decisive fashion. You should tell him to stick to exercising."

That was a difficult challenge, but I think I've succeeded in spreading the word of Chris Johnson and making it available to people of all ages and creeds. This man needs to be heard, and it would be a shame of anyone missed out on his wisdom.

NitroGSXR
03-22-2010, 06:41 PM
I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute if we could get him (no offense to deaf-mutes, I'm serious). He would make us a team that might win.

If I was also mute... just maybe... maybe...

*huffs*

:lol:

Hoss
03-22-2010, 06:58 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn176/SatansButtFungus/RickJamesCocaine.jpg

Hardcore Texan
03-22-2010, 07:53 PM
donk huh? WTF?


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/150538/CHRIS-JOHNSON-NEW-CAR-PICTURE-PHOTO.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/19/chris-johnsons-new-car-ye_n_506219.html

That car looks like some sort of hot rod for loggers.

Texan_Bill
03-22-2010, 08:46 PM
donk huh? WTF?


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/150538/CHRIS-JOHNSON-NEW-CAR-PICTURE-PHOTO.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/19/chris-johnsons-new-car-ye_n_506219.html

:mcnugget: Man, I guess I really am getting old. :gun:

The Pencil Neck
03-22-2010, 09:20 PM
:mcnugget: Man, I guess I really am getting old. :gun:

You don't know what old is, yet, sonny.

Texan_Bill
03-22-2010, 10:10 PM
You don't know what old is, yet, sonny.

**** dude, I'm only 5 years behind you.... WTF is going on anyhow?

The Pencil Neck
03-22-2010, 10:54 PM
**** dude, I'm only 5 years behind you.... WTF is going on anyhow?

Yeah, but, dude, those five years are BRUTAL.

Which going on are you WTFing about?

NitroGSXR
03-22-2010, 10:57 PM
Yeah, but, dude, those five years are BRUTAL.

Which going on are you WTFing about?

Imagine the next five...

I highly recommend Depends.

drs23
03-22-2010, 11:55 PM
'spain "Donk" to me Lucy, I dun't unerstand?

NitroGSXR
03-23-2010, 12:06 AM
'spain "Donk" to me Lucy, I dun't unerstand?

Www.filmdope.com/gallery/actorsr/56893-4108.gif

drs23
03-23-2010, 12:12 AM
Makes all the sense in the world to me now, thanks :thinking:

BigBull17
03-23-2010, 01:28 AM
He just speaks at a different language then the rest of us so he is hard to understand.

Fixed it for ya. All joking aside, he never really comes off as a sharp lad. Pretty damn good player.

Second Honeymoon
03-23-2010, 10:25 AM
After listening to him talk and reading him text/tweet, its safe to say that Chris Johnson is illiterate. Sadly, a lot of our population talks just like him and is probably illiterate as well.

There was a guy that came into McDonalds the other day and got behind me in line and he sounded like the biggest dumbass in existence. He had his Swisha House shirt on and is it just me or is the rule 'the louder you talk the dumber you are?' because this guy was loud and he sounded like he had the mind and vocabulary of a 2nd Grader....but he was 'keepin it real'

whatever the hell that means

chicagotexan2
03-23-2010, 02:16 PM
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8

Save your money big dummy cuz you aints gonna be ablz to getz a rill job wunz youz reetar frum playn futbal and thangz no wut I sayn? Just curious, but how does one colette football cards?

I found this little nugget floating around all the useless poop on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv1aqmuyZE8&feature=channel

chicagotexan2
03-23-2010, 02:17 PM
Fixed it for ya. All joking aside, he never really comes off as a sharp lad. Pretty damn good player.

He's a badass player. He better be smart with his money.

chicagotexan2
03-23-2010, 02:20 PM
That car looks like some sort of hot rod for loggers.

It looks like the new delivery car for Subway Sandwich.

ubecool454
03-24-2010, 03:40 AM
I don't think he has tourette's....that just looks like a serious case of the stupids.

Stupid as the Saints for drafting and paying Bush the money he's getting? You know you would want Chris Johnson rather than Bush.

ubecool454
03-24-2010, 03:46 AM
After listening to him talk and reading him text/tweet, its safe to say that Chris Johnson is illiterate. Sadly, a lot of our population talks just like him and is probably illiterate as well.

There was a guy that came into McDonalds the other day and got behind me in line and he sounded like the biggest dumbass in existence. He had his Swisha House shirt on and is it just me or is the rule 'the louder you talk the dumber you are?' because this guy was loud and he sounded like he had the mind and vocabulary of a 2nd Grader....but he was 'keepin it real'

whatever the hell that means

What side of town are you hanging out on? Everyone is not going to be as blessed and educated as you so be happy you are "better" than the guy in McDonalds. I know "dumbasses" that have to much education....in fact some of them run this country. Chris Johnson is a football player not a motivational speaker. What does the guy in McDonalds have to do with Chris Johnson anyway? In that interview Chris Johnson seems to be soft spoken...not loud at all. I didn't have any problem understanding a word that Chris Johnson said in the interview.....maybe you should just listen harder. Eating at McDonalds is not something I would do...I would say its stupid to eat there..lol. I don't like the Titans but, I'm not going on personal attacks just because a guy doesn't speak like you or walk like you. The next time you see that guy in McDonalds just tell him to STFU and I'm sure he will understand you..lol

barrett
03-24-2010, 04:49 AM
What side of town are you hanging out on? Everyone is not going to be as blessed and educated as you so be happy you are "better" than the guy in McDonalds. I know "dumbasses" that have to much education....in fact some of them run this country. Chris Johnson is a football player not a motivational speaker. What does the guy in McDonalds have to do with Chris Johnson anyway? In that interview Chris Johnson seems to be soft spoken...not loud at all. I didn't have any problem understanding a word that Chris Johnson said in the interview.....maybe you should just listen harder. Eating at McDonalds is not something I would do...I would say its stupid to eat there..lol. I don't like the Titans but, I'm not going on personal attacks just because a guy doesn't speak like you or walk like you. The next time you see that guy in McDonalds just tell him to STFU and I'm sure he will understand you..lol

You should go ahead and edit an extra "o" on the end of your "to much education" comment and save yourself a bunch of grief from some of these guys.

In the case of Chris Johnson, he's obviously very good at his job so I would say that his skill sets are quite adequate for his career choice. Many of us might come off looking "dumb" when trying to change directions while running very fast and getting hit very hard.

Some of you might look dumb trying to operate a recording console. I had to look up how to spell adequate.

and so on....

BigBull17
03-24-2010, 09:40 AM
He's a badass player. He better be smart with his money.

Sadly, I think he will be this generations best RB, when all is said and done. Damn you Titans.