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dalemurphy
11-20-2009, 01:03 AM
So, not only was I at the game in 2006, but, starved for Texan info, I read pretty much everything. So, I'm reading Solomon's blog on Chron.com and I encounter this baffoon!:

"When the Texans had a chance to draft Vince Young they had a chance to draft an actual "Houston Texan." But they didnt. Their name is a sham and a disgrace, and I will always root for the real Houston Texan over a fake "hometown" team called the Houston Texans.

The VY love will never go away, and we'll never leave town, and we'll never shut up and it will ALWAYS matter when he comes back to town. "

Posted by: Travis at November 19, 2009 09:48 PM

This is why I will heckle, mercilessly, everyone wearing a #10 jersey until they show me their Tennessee drivers' license. Man, I am fired up for this game! If we still had Ephraim Salaam at LT, I would strongly encourage Kubiak to suit me up this week... Alas... we are too freakin' talented, and I have some false starts to cause. Because of former Chief and DENVER BRONCO Neil Smith, I can't do it on the field... But, by God, I can do it in the stands!!!!

dalemurphy
11-20-2009, 01:05 AM
Barrett...

I am already marinating the ribs in my anger, which is very acidic!

MannyFresh
11-20-2009, 01:12 AM
3 wins over subpar not elite teams...and they didn't win because of him...too much hype...besides, hate is a strong word.

DiehardChris
11-20-2009, 01:13 AM
Awesome.

dalemurphy
11-20-2009, 01:15 AM
Awesome.

Chris, my voice just went hoarse simply thinking about Monday night!

DiehardChris
11-20-2009, 01:42 AM
Chris, my voice just went hoarse simply thinking about Monday night!

I hear you, man. I'm not going to sleep Sunday night. My wife is going to see a side of me on Monday night that I'm sure she'd rather not see. I mean, she's a Texans fan too - but here's the thing...

Monday night is uncharted territory. I always get amped for EVERY Texans game... throw in that it's a game against the Titans - I'll be even more amped... but that's nothing unusual.

I hate the Titans with burning passion that could light ten thousand suns... so to put this game on a Monday Night - Texans vs. Titans - on Monday night!!! For the FIRST TIME!?!?! I have no idea how I'm going to react... there will be lots of screaming.

Oh - and on top of all that - throw into the fire the fact that we have a chance to avenge the 2006 OT run by Me-Y against Me-Y himself...

My blood pressure is going to be through the roof.

C Madd
11-20-2009, 02:06 AM
Pretty sure you were my favorite poster before this post, but this one pretty much locked it up.

Brisco_County
11-20-2009, 02:27 AM
Sorry, but VY is still a hero to me. His entire senior year at Texas, including the national championship, justifies the admiration.

That said, he would've been a horrible fit for this team, and the fanboys who think otherwise sound desperately lame. I know a couple of them here in Austin. Normally, they are very intelligent people until they get to this topic. Their belief is 10% logic and 90% dogma. Meanwhile, Schaub puts up Peyton Manning numbers.

Texecutioner
11-20-2009, 02:33 AM
Sorry, but VY is still a hero to me. His entire senior year at Texas, including the national championship, justifies the admiration.

Agreed. He didn't play his Senior year at UT though. He left as a Junior. I'll always root for Vince individually though except for when he plays Houston.

That said, he would've been a horrible fit for this team, and the fanboys who think otherwise sound desperately lame. I know a couple of them here in Austin. Normally, they are very intelligent people until they get to this topic. Their belief is 10% logic and 90% dogma. Meanwhile, Schaub puts up Peyton Manning numbers.

Agreed here as well. I wanted him to come here at the time before the draft, but I know that we made the right decision in the end. We got a franchise DE, and those are hard to find these days while Vince has struggled a whole lot. Hope we win on Monday.

Brisco_County
11-20-2009, 02:46 AM
Agreed. He didn't play his Senior year at UT though. He left as a Junior. I'll always root for Vince individually though except for when he plays Houston.



Agreed here as well. I wanted him to come here at the time before the draft, but I know that we made the right decision in the end. We got a franchise DE, and those are hard to find these days while Vince has struggled a whole lot. Hope we win on Monday.

Blah, I mean his final year. But yes, I root for him when he's not playing us. The Titans are like your horrible ex-wife who you hate, but you have to wish for her well-being because she's helping to raise your kid... All while being a total *****.

Thank God I've never been married.

Texan634
11-20-2009, 07:03 AM
Being a Longhorn I love VY, even have a picture or two in my home of that special touchdown. With that said he is the ENEMY - nuff said.

Kaiser Toro
11-20-2009, 07:33 AM
Hate a guy because some guy made a comment on some guy's blog.

Here we freakin' go again, this is the biggest game in Texans history. BTW, has anyone kept a tally of how we are doing in these biggest game in Texans history showdowns?

If we don't win some folks are going to burn this mutha down. :texflag:

Thorn
11-20-2009, 07:47 AM
I'm also one of those that wanted VY drafted to the Texans, but I have seen the error of my ways. Let the Tacks deal with with the schizoid man, we have Mario instead. :)

Silver Oak
11-20-2009, 07:47 AM
only thing that makes this game remotely bigger is it being on national tv. one of their players tried some weak smack talk to try and amp up the game...may work in college Bulluck, but if you were that tough, you wouldn't be the suck that you are.

this game is against:

-a team that is the doormat of the league.
-a team last in its own division
-a team that has a qb who is statistically in the bottom 20% in the league
-a team we have beaten twice in a row
-a team whose pass defense is worse than all in the league save for the Lions.
-a team whose coach is probably in his last season

we can all try and make it more than it is, but I would be more excited playing a more worthy opponent.

I see the Texans winning this one rather easily.

dalemurphy
11-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Hate a guy because some guy made a comment on some guy's blog.

Here we freakin' go again, this is the biggest game in Texans history. BTW, has anyone kept a tally of how we are doing in these biggest game in Texans history showdowns?

If we don't win some folks are going to burn this mutha down. :texflag:

Well, when you live in Austin and loath Mack Brown and all the myopic worship of this football team, the VY final year was dark enough. Throw-in the fiasco of the 2006 draft, then the game in November, the fact that he plays for Bud Adams' team... I don't know... Seems to me that there is a lot there.

For all you UT fans: aren't you embarrassed at the lengths that Mack Brown goes to in order to avoid competition? Four out of conference games and the toughest opponent was New Mexico! And, he's going to be rewarded for it! Man, college football is such a joke!

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 08:50 AM
High School rival? Check.
Collegiate rival? Check.
Professional rival? Check.


Yeah, I hate VY (as a player of course, not as a person). I hate the crap VY fanboi spewed when the Texans didn't draft him (and thank God they didn't because he was not worth a top 10 pick let alone a #1). I hate his punk ass for yelling "this is my house!"..



Wass ma name??

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q267/markedhoosier/temp.jpg

Spled
11-20-2009, 09:08 AM
I want one of these on Vince Young Monday -
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/10/01/1191290739_3221.jpg

BigBull17
11-20-2009, 09:21 AM
Hate a guy because some guy made a comment on some guy's blog.

Here we freakin' go again, this is the biggest game in Texans history. BTW, has anyone kept a tally of how we are doing in these biggest game in Texans history showdowns?

If we don't win some folks are going to burn this mutha down. :texflag:

I hate him because of the "This is my house' BS. I hate him for the EA comercials. I hate him for damn near every UT fan in existance talking shit about him being the best QB ever. I hate him because he puts up David Carr numbers and people call him a winner. I hate that everytime I turn on my Houston sports talk radio, I have to hear about a sub par QB from TENNESSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate that this whole week has been Rich Lord giving Vince sloppy oral sex on live radio. People, he is a Titan, you cant root for te Texans and VY, cause for one to do well, the other has to fail. To sum it up, **** HIM!!! Dale, must spread rep yada yada.

hobie
11-20-2009, 09:25 AM
Really... you hate someone you do not know? He do something bad to you or your family... I just cant get it.. I mean isn't there something more meaningful in life than worrying about a guy who plays a game and that has no bearing on anything concrete?
Maybe it's me, but man, there are way too many people who get upset or angered over something very minor for what ever reason...

chicagotexan2
11-20-2009, 09:35 AM
I don't hate VY. I can't stand fans that are so far up his can. I understand UT alums adoration for him. I understand Madison Marlin alums loving him. But give me a ph***ing break about not taking him in 06. Get over it. Better yet, don't get over it. Keep on sounding like a sad pathetic love sick schoolgirl who didn't get thier cherry popped by the teams QB even after it was clear that he was not really all that special.

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 09:39 AM
Well, when you live in Austin and loath Mack Brown and all the myopic worship of this football team, the VY final year was dark enough. Throw-in the fiasco of the 2006 draft, then the game in November, the fact that he plays for Bud Adams' team... I don't know... Seems to me that there is a lot there.

For all you UT fans: aren't you embarrassed at the lengths that Mack Brown goes to in order to avoid competition? Four out of conference games and the toughest opponent was New Mexico! And, he's going to be rewarded for it! Man, college football is such a joke!

Dale, I feel for you. I work out of Georgetown, and I live in a small town in Bell County filled with t-sips. They think tu is the greatest thing on earth, and VY is a God to them. I didn't become a really big Aggie fan until I had to live around all of these people. And who in the hell that plays Central Florida in mid November gets in a national championship game? College football is a joke. I would give a weeks pay to see them play TCU this season. When they lost, all you hear would be "If only Vince was still here, we would have pulled this one off and beaten TCU. Vince was the greatest QB ever you know..."

dalemurphy
11-20-2009, 09:53 AM
Really... you hate someone you do not know? He do something bad to you or your family... I just cant get it.. I mean isn't there something more meaningful in life than worrying about a guy who plays a game and that has no bearing on anything concrete?
Maybe it's me, but man, there are way too many people who get upset or angered over something very minor for what ever reason...

Ahh yes... "perspective" from someone who frequents a message board. Thanks! you just changed my life.

BIG TORO
11-20-2009, 09:58 AM
If your not a texan your an enemy! Point blank

hobie
11-20-2009, 10:00 AM
Ahh yes... "perspective" from someone who frequents a message board. Thanks! you just changed my life.

You are very welcome.... I am glad I could have been of some assistance.. You can now enjoy your weekend !!

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 10:03 AM
As the late, great Ronald Reagan once said (I think): You're either with the United States (Texans) or against the United States (Texans). And if you're against the United States (Texans), you will lose.

spurstexanstros
11-20-2009, 10:04 AM
cause he throws like a girl....(my apologies to the women because I know you throw better than him)

Honoring Earl 34
11-20-2009, 10:15 AM
I don't dislike VY the person but I'm tired of hearing about VY the player .

All week on sports talk you have folks calling in proclaiming Vince's greatness . Then the same caller admits he's not better than Mario or Schaub . A caller says they would rather lose with VY than win with Schaub . Callers try to convince you that the Titans should have changed their whole offense to accommodate VY ... what if he gets hurt ... and that you can run the option in the pros and that VY is that special and Fisher hated him and he's wasted this enormous talent blah blah blah .

As Texan fans we should drown out the VY/Titan fans big time . I'm not even opposed to booing VY to see if he'll sulk . I say we're going to kick their butts because I won't even consider the alternative .

:texflag: :fans: :gotexans1 : :tedc: :texan:

FirstTexansFan
11-20-2009, 10:27 AM
Well for all my distaste of all things tu, and the fact that where I live, they are usually Sowboy fans as well, I can only hope we don't pull the proverbial choke on this one. If we do, it'll be the first domino to a complete collapse.

Malloy
11-20-2009, 11:57 AM
Ronald Reagan quotes... really? :)

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 12:10 PM
Ronald Reagan quotes... really? :)

Ronald Reagan was a HUGE Texans fan... Here he is holding up his genuine David Carr replica jersey...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uSNpfk4dbL4/SrH84kVGOyI/AAAAAAAAATU/HNlUiShcSv0/s400/ronald-reagan+the+gipper+1.gif

And here is his response to Bud Adams moving to Nashville...

http://arran.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/reagan-wiggled.jpg

Malloy
11-20-2009, 12:12 PM
Ronald Reagan was a HUGE Texans fan... Here he is holding up his genuine David Carr replica jersey...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uSNpfk4dbL4/SrH84kVGOyI/AAAAAAAAATU/HNlUiShcSv0/s400/ronald-reagan+the+gipper+1.gif

Thats a rep moment right there :)

b0ng
11-20-2009, 12:33 PM
I don't hate Vince Young. He may not be the brightest bulb but he seems like a genuinely good guy (Taking care of McNair's kids is a really good deed in my eyes). I like seeing him succeed, on the rare occasions it happens in the NFL, but that's it.

His "supporters" on the other hand can all jump in a gigantic vat of fire. I'll admit, I didn't think he deserved ROY, and I don't think he deserves the "He just wins", and hearing mouth-breathers spout off about how great of a QB he is riles me. It's the same with the Cowboys. I actually think most of their players are decent human beings and are actually skilled at football. The fans, however, are some of the biggest idiots calling in to sports radio shows.

In the end, I try to make fun of Vince's action on the field (Although the pictures that surfaced of him in da crub were too funny) because off the field he seems pretty harmless.

Mr. White
11-20-2009, 12:45 PM
I love Vince Young the Marlin.
I love Vince Young the Longhorn.




I hate Vince Young the Titan.

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 12:52 PM
Look, it's Vince Young and Kyle Van der Douche hanging out together...

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vince_young_drunk31.jpg

Dread-Head
11-20-2009, 12:55 PM
:stirpot:I don't Hate Vince...but I do want to see him unhappy.


:roast:

Mr. White
11-20-2009, 12:57 PM
Look, it's Vince Young and Kyle Van der Douche hanging out together...

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vince_young_drunk31.jpg

That's Casey Studdard. He plays for the Texans.

Dread-Head
11-20-2009, 12:58 PM
I love Vince Young the Marlin.
I love Vince Young the Longhorn.




I hate Vince Young the Titan.


I felt the same way about T.O. until he went to Dallas...I now like him again.

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 12:59 PM
That's Casey Studdard. He plays for the Texans.

No wonder we can't block anyone. Our O-line has Vinceitis....

HoustonFrog
11-20-2009, 01:01 PM
only thing that makes this game remotely bigger is it being on national tv. one of their players tried some weak smack talk to try and amp up the game...may work in college Bulluck, but if you were that tough, you wouldn't be the suck that you are.

this game is against:

-a team that is the doormat of the league.
-a team last in its own division
-a team that has a qb who is statistically in the bottom 20% in the league
-a team we have beaten twice in a row
-a team whose pass defense is worse than all in the league save for the Lions.-a team whose coach is probably in his last season

we can all try and make it more than it is, but I would be more excited playing a more worthy opponent.

I see the Texans winning this one rather easily.

Really?Because I see a team that re-evaluated things during their bye and who has stepped it up since. That doesn't mean that their pass D is tops but they improved.

By your generalizations people would still say that teams should easily run on the Texans because they are a weak run D. But that takes the beginning of the season and magnifies it while not realizing how the run D improved greatly since the beginning games.

All the things you put above are what people were saying about the Texans for years but people still expected close games.

mussop
11-20-2009, 01:07 PM
only thing that makes this game remotely bigger is it being on national tv. one of their players tried some weak smack talk to try and amp up the game...may work in college Bulluck, but if you were that tough, you wouldn't be the suck that you are.

this game is against:

-a team that is the doormat of the league.
-a team last in its own division
-a team that has a qb who is statistically in the bottom 20% in the league
-a team we have beaten twice in a row
-a team whose pass defense is worse than all in the league save for the Lions.
-a team whose coach is probably in his last season

we can all try and make it more than it is, but I would be more excited playing a more worthy opponent.

Consider all that and then consider that if we loose the game they are only 1 game behind us in the standings. Im still trying to come to grips with this.

Livid13
11-20-2009, 01:10 PM
Blah, I mean his final year. But yes, I root for him when he's not playing us. The Titans are like your horrible ex-wife who you hate, but you have to wish for her well-being because she's helping to raise your kid... All while being a total *****.

Thank God I've never been married.

The "ex-wife" analogy is hysterical, as I'm currently (not to mention permanently) on wife number three. As far as liking, or disliking Vince, I could give a rat's ass either way. He's a second tier NFL QB at best. Is he going to make some individual plays ? You bet, but I don't see him running rampant into the Texans secondary. I'm very confident that the Texans and the fans will bring forth a BIG "W" !

Mailman
11-20-2009, 01:20 PM
Dale, I feel for you. I work out of Georgetown, and I live in a small town in Bell County filled with t-sips. They think tu is the greatest thing on earth

As a proud ex-Houstonian and Longhorn alum who never gave a crap about the Longhorn football program (they sucked then, the Oilers ruled), do you Aggies ever hear how silly you sound? TU? T-sips? LOLOLOL. College football is a big meh to me, especially the trite nonsense about the "tradition" and rivalries, and nobody does the stupid college shi*t like the Aggies. VY sac-clingers are pathetic, but not as pathetic as the Aggies and their endless parade of weirdness.

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 01:24 PM
As a proud ex-Houstonian and Longhorn alum who never gave a crap about the Longhorn football program (they sucked then, the Oilers ruled), do you Aggies ever hear how silly you sound? TU? T-sips? LOLOLOL. College football is a big meh to me, especially the trite nonsense about the "tradition" and rivalries, and nobody does the stupid college shi*t like the Aggies. VY sac-clingers are pathetic, but not as pathetic as the Aggies and their endless parade of weirdness.

Maybe this will help you understand what it means to be an Aggie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7yYEoFgG4I

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 01:27 PM
As a proud ex-Houstonian and Longhorn alum who never gave a crap about the Longhorn football program (they sucked then, the Oilers ruled), do you Aggies ever hear how silly you sound? TU? T-sips? LOLOLOL. College football is a big meh to me, especially the trite nonsense about the "tradition" and rivalries, and nobody does the stupid college shi*t like the Aggies. VY sac-clingers are pathetic, but not as pathetic as the Aggies and their endless parade of weirdness.

^^^^ This is the reason people hate arrogant 'Sips. Talk about weird, Austin's motto is "Keep Austin Weird"

Mr. White
11-20-2009, 01:29 PM
Does a "I hate VY" thread really have to turn into a UT-A&M rivalry thread?

Really?

Take it to the college forum.

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 01:32 PM
Does a "I hate VY" thread really have to turn into a UT-A&M rivalry thread?

Really?

Take it to the college forum.

Exactly. I should've typed something more along these lines, and apologies to the board....

Nicely done!

Oh yeah, back on topic. I hate VY's sausage parties. :hobie:

TexansBlood
11-20-2009, 01:32 PM
Longhorns > Aggies

brakos82
11-20-2009, 01:34 PM
Go Coogs! :runaway:

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 01:34 PM
Does a "I hate VY" thread really have to turn into a UT-A&M rivalry thread?

Really?

Take it to the college forum.

Longhorns > Aggies

Mr. White, apparently your post fell on deaf..... eyes(??) :mcnugget:

Mailman
11-20-2009, 01:35 PM
^^^^ This is the reason people hate arrogant 'Sips. Talk about weird, Austin's motto is "Keep Austin Weird"

Ah, I see. It's arrogant to laugh at people who, for a reason I've never understood, think it's meaningful to refer to UT as "t.u." (oh burrrn!!!) and UT alums as 'sips. Um, okay. If that's what you need to do, knock yourself out.

I just think it's as stupid as the Orangebloods at shaggybevo who constantly use "aggy" as a pejorative when discussing the Houston Texans.

I really don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

Porky
11-20-2009, 01:35 PM
Ya, I disagree with Silver Oak. These Titans have teeth. This is not going to be an easy win. We're going to have to scratch, claw and fight with these guys. It's going to be a knock down drag out dog fight. May the best dog win.

And I hate VY two times a year. But his supporters remind me of Jim Jones koolaid drinkers and they seem to have a lot in common with supporters of someone else right now, but that's political. I'll leave it there.

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 01:38 PM
You're right Mr. White. It's tough not tp get the A&M-TU thing going though when bashing VY. He would be the poster boy for everything non-Aggie. Sorry to do it in this thread.

Back to bashing VY -------------

http://splog.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/06/nl_poor_vince.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 01:38 PM
Ah, I see. It's arrogant to laugh at people who, for a reason I've never understood, think it's meaningful to refer to UT as "t.u." (oh burrrn!!!) and UT alums as 'sips. Um, okay. If that's what you need to do, knock yourself out.

I just think it's as stupid as the Orangebloods at shaggybevo who constantly use "aggy" as a pejorative when discussing the Houston Texans.

I really don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

What I think is stupid is not reading what Mr. White wrote so that yet another thread doesn't get hijacked.

**********************************************

I hate Vince Young because he has one of the dumbest tattoos I've ever seen.

Honoring Earl 34
11-20-2009, 01:41 PM
What I think is stupid is not reading what Mr. White wrote so that yet another thread doesn't get hijacked.

**********************************************

I hate Vince Young because he has one of the dumbest tattoos I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RZwsWQ6oVo&feature=related

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 01:43 PM
**********************************************

I hate Vince Young because he has one of the dumbest tattoos I've ever seen.

More dumb than this?

http://media.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/photo/psu-andrew-quarless-iowajpg-82b16aacf80177bf_large.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 01:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RZwsWQ6oVo&feature=related

:spit:


"Reggie Bush won the heisman that year, fool"

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 01:46 PM
More dumb than this?

http://media.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/photo/psu-andrew-quarless-iowajpg-82b16aacf80177bf_large.jpg

I dunno man, pretty close.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q267/markedhoosier/temp.jpg

Is he going to forget who he is or what??

BigBull17
11-20-2009, 02:00 PM
I dunno man, pretty close.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q267/markedhoosier/temp.jpg

Is he going to forget who he is or what??

Well, to score a 6 on your Wonderlic, you have to misspell your name...

Pollardized
11-20-2009, 02:02 PM
V-E-N-C Y-U-N-G

"See, I can too spell my name!"

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 02:04 PM
V-E-N-C Y-U-N-G

"See, I can too spell my name!"

Is that you Johnsonfan!? Slatonisabeast??? :cowboy1:

hradhak
11-20-2009, 02:14 PM
I was a big VY supporter when he was in college. I bleed Orange still. But now that VY or for that matter any other UT grad who is now playing on another team can suck it. ******* VY!

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 02:16 PM
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg


Leave Vincent alone!!

Honoring Earl 34
11-20-2009, 02:28 PM
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg


Leave Vincent alone!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLDJ2W3l31A

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 02:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLDJ2W3l31A

:spit: Holy (bleepin' bleep)!!!!

+1

TheRealJoker
11-20-2009, 02:49 PM
Vince is gonna leave Reliant Stadium crying to his momma!!!

"Momma, they hit me too hard!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

HTown2ATX
11-20-2009, 02:49 PM
Well, I'm a well documented and celebrated Hootinanie hater to start.

Therefore, any and all players for Bumblescum Mountain are the enemy.

Rudy gets double the hate not as a person, and really nothing that he has done has warranted it as far as him being a person. It's his effing n*t guzzling, jock swinging, mouth breathing, banjo playing, donkey punching, over the top local fan base that has driven me so far off the edge.

The first game that the Possum Squallor gang got on TV here in Austin over the Texans was the final straw.

Perfect scenario:

Rudy gets traded/released/cut/whatever to ANY NFC team and therefore is pretty much off of CBS altogether. So, now the cowpattie fans and Rudy jock swingers can dook it out for TV time.

Also, Colt gets drafted by an NFC team.....

Would be over the top perfect if one went to the Eagles and the other to either the Giants or Redskins. Whoa Nellie would that be funny as **** to see!!

:texflag:

Texan_Bill
11-20-2009, 02:54 PM
Vince is gonna leave Reliant Stadium crying to his momma!!!

"Momma, I got the piss knocked out of me!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

I think you misunderstood what he said, so I corrected it.

hookinreds
11-20-2009, 03:35 PM
I hear you, man. I'm not going to sleep Sunday night. My wife is going to see a side of me on Monday night that I'm sure she'd rather not see. I mean, she's a Texans fan too - but here's the thing...

Monday night is uncharted territory. I always get amped for EVERY Texans game... throw in that it's a game against the Titans - I'll be even more amped... but that's nothing unusual.

I hate the Titans with burning passion that could light ten thousand suns... so to put this game on a Monday Night - Texans vs. Titans - on Monday night!!! For the FIRST TIME!?!?! I have no idea how I'm going to react... there will be lots of screaming.

Oh - and on top of all that - throw into the fire the fact that we have a chance to avenge the 2006 OT run by Me-Y against Me-Y himself...

My blood pressure is going to be through the roof.

HELL YEA! Now I gotta go knock the piss outta someone!

BigBull17
11-20-2009, 03:47 PM
I can't watch Texans games infront of my dog anymore, cause he thinks Im yelling at him. My fience is going with me Monday, so she may dump me after I scream like a rabid animal for 3 hours.

TexansBlood
11-20-2009, 04:51 PM
I dislike and hate the Titans but I like Vince Young it just sucks for him that he was drafted to a division rival.... All this hate for VY wouldnt happen if he was drafted to another team(outside of our division) especially to the NFC.

gary
11-20-2009, 06:03 PM
I thought of a poem for the game on Mondy night but I am going to post it here again because it's so good and it fits in very well with the subject at hand.


Less than one week before the Monday night showdown
The Texans are coming up with a plan to make VY leave h town with a frown
Before VY says hut hut the Texans D is going to plant him right on his butt
Mario, Brian, and Ryans to will have Young so far back on his toes he won't have a clue what to do
The Tacks are in bad shape and although they are playing better as of late they should still prepare for yet another rape
Bud shouldn't shoot the bird because come next Monday night his team won't be able to stop the herd
Fisher will then start Kerry once more but it doesn't matter because as of next offseason he'll be on his way out the front door
Bud Adams will then be screaming and don't you come back no more

Silver Oak
11-20-2009, 06:20 PM
Really?Because I see a team that re-evaluated things during their bye and who has stepped it up since. That doesn't mean that their pass D is tops but they improved.

By your generalizations people would still say that teams should easily run on the Texans because they are a weak run D. But that takes the beginning of the season and magnifies it while not realizing how the run D improved greatly since the beginning games.

All the things you put above are what people were saying about the Texans for years but people still expected close games.

lots of ifs and buts in your titans team assessment.

Texans win this one rather convincingly. Send me a PM if you wanna bet on your titans Frog.

C Madd
11-20-2009, 07:46 PM
I dunno man, pretty close.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q267/markedhoosier/temp.jpg

Is he going to forget who he is or what??

Can't be any worse than this.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q218/corymaddox/mrcoolice.jpg

whiskeyrbl
11-20-2009, 10:35 PM
I hear you, man. I'm not going to sleep Sunday night. My wife is going to see a side of me on Monday night that I'm sure she'd rather not see. I mean, she's a Texans fan too - but here's the thing...

Monday night is uncharted territory. I always get amped for EVERY Texans game... throw in that it's a game against the Titans - I'll be even more amped... but that's nothing unusual.

I hate the Titans with burning passion that could light ten thousand suns... so to put this game on a Monday Night - Texans vs. Titans - on Monday night!!! For the FIRST TIME!?!?! I have no idea how I'm going to react... there will be lots of screaming.

Oh - and on top of all that - throw into the fire the fact that we have a chance to avenge the 2006 OT run by Me-Y against Me-Y himself...

My blood pressure is going to be through the roof.

Took the words right out of my mouth. I just want to thank the Titans for all the trash talk and a 3 game win streak. Also for Bud demanding VY at QB. All this hype is going to make for one raucus crowd at this game. I am willing to bet it rivals the 19-10 crowd. Here is to a Texas sized arse whooping on them panzies from oppossum hollar.

whiskeyrbl
11-20-2009, 10:37 PM
That's Casey Studdard. He plays for the Texans.

He needs to put his shirt back on.LOL

whiskeyrbl
11-20-2009, 10:39 PM
Look, it's Vince Young and Kyle Van der Douche hanging out together...

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vince_young_drunk31.jpg

I think the guy in the middle and Vince are romantically involved:heart:

Texan4Ever
11-20-2009, 10:56 PM
I think the guy in the middle and Vince are romantically involved:heart:


Where is that pic from? Iv'e seen it alot but don't really know the story behind it? Does this imply that VY is "gay"?

Brisco_County
11-21-2009, 02:33 AM
For all you UT fans: aren't you embarrassed at the lengths that Mack Brown goes to in order to avoid competition? Four out of conference games and the toughest opponent was New Mexico! And, he's going to be rewarded for it! Man, college football is such a joke!

UT is simply gaming the system that screwed them last year. Coasting to the championship is our payback, and the national media easily plays into the charade. As long as the BCS is a joke, then we should take advantage of it --especially since we already paid for it last year.

dalemurphy
11-21-2009, 02:56 AM
UT is simply gaming the system that screwed them last year. Coasting to the championship is our payback, and the national media easily plays into the charade. As long as the BCS is a joke, then we should take advantage of it --especially since we already paid for it last year.

Really... what was your out of conference schedule last year?

HTown2ATX
11-21-2009, 08:34 AM
Can't be any worse than this.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q218/corymaddox/mrcoolice.jpg

WTF????

SOMEBODY likes to play catcher.

:backsout: