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gary
11-17-2009, 08:42 PM
Less than one week before the Monday night showdown
The Texans are coming up with a plan to make VY leave h town with a frown
Before VY says hut hut the Texans D is going to plant him right on his butt
Mario, Brian, and Ryans to will have Young so far back on his toes he won't have a clue what to do
The Tacks are in bad shape and although they are playing better as of late they should still prepare for yet another rape
Bud shouldn't shoot the bird because come next Monday night his team won't be able to stop the herd
Fisher will then start Kerry once more but it doesn't matter because as of next offseason he'll be on his way out the front door
Bud Adams will then be screaming and don't you come back no more

I hope you all enjoy it let me know.

HTown2ATX
11-17-2009, 09:14 PM
LOL

Bud Shooting the bird was funny as hell. I guess he thought he saw Bob Lanier in the stands!

LMAO

gary
11-17-2009, 09:22 PM
LOL

Bud Shooting the bird was funny as hell. I guess he thought he saw Bob Lanier in the stands!

LMAOI don't like him for taking away the team and after what he did the the Bills fans I have lost all my respect for him. I hop the Texans piss on both him and his team this Monday night.

markn
11-17-2009, 09:41 PM
There once was a Titan named Vince,
A quarterback - somewhat - in stints,
One Fall Monday night,
He got sacked 'til he cried,
Jeff Fisher's not heard from him since.

gtexan02
11-17-2009, 09:47 PM
MNF Haiku

Monday Night Football
Titans will be embarassed
Vince Young likes Sausage

nunusguy
11-17-2009, 09:48 PM
Very good Gary. I to especially liked the Budster line.

HouSportsWriter
11-17-2009, 10:15 PM
MNF Haiku

Monday Night Football
Titans will be embarassed
Vince Young likes Sausage



at kroger they sell vy sausage no joke lol

gtexan02
11-17-2009, 10:17 PM
at kroger they sell vy sausage no joke lol
eww

m5kwatts
11-17-2009, 11:30 PM
at kroger they sell vy sausage no joke lol

Haha I've seen this I always laugh when I see it. Obviously there's the double meaning but I can't help but think of other busts getting their own product. Spergon Wynn chile anyone? How about some Ryan Leaf pasta?

gary
11-18-2009, 05:02 PM
Very good Gary. I to especially liked the Budster line.Thanks.

Texan_Bill
11-18-2009, 05:05 PM
Less than one week before the Monday night showdown
The Texans are coming up with a plan to make VY leave h town with a frown
Before VY says hut hut the Texans D is going to plant him right on his butt
Mario, Brian, and Ryans to will have Young so far back on his toes he won't have a clue what to do
The Tacks are in bad shape and although they are playing better as of late they should still prepare for yet another rape
Bud shouldn't shoot the bird because come next Monday night his team won't be able to stop the herd
Fisher will then start Kerry once more but it doesn't matter because as of next offseason he'll be on his way out the front door
Bud Adams will then be screaming and don't you come back no more

I hope you all enjoy it let me know.

MNF Haiku

Monday Night Football
Titans will be embarassed
Vince Young likes Sausage


Both were AWESOME!!!

gary
11-18-2009, 05:12 PM
I knew you all would like it.