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Texans_Chick
10-21-2009, 09:59 AM
http://cmsimg.tennessean.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Site=DN&Date=20091020&Category=SPORTS01&ArtNo=910200807&Ref=PH&Item=3&Maxw=542&Maxh=352&q=60

http://cmsimg.tennessean.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Site=DN&Date=20091020&Category=SPORTS01&ArtNo=910200807&Ref=PH&Item=4&Maxw=542&Maxh=352&q=60

Okay, there are very few images of rivals that just ask for the photoshop treatment. I'd love to see them. Please put any Fisher Fotoshop Fun in this thread--winners gets our undying appreciation and if they are funny enough, it goes to live on the blog.

Showtime100
10-21-2009, 10:13 AM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/coach-jeff-fisher-nc-iconphotostwo1.jpg

Oh shoot. I thought this was photoshoped since he is actually wearing a Titans shirt. :shocked

gwallaia
10-21-2009, 10:18 AM
I don't think the original photos could possibly be topped.

GlassHalfFull
10-21-2009, 10:36 AM
I don't think the original photos could possibly be topped.

That was my thinking. You need his face on the photos, and the side shot is a classic.

JDizzle
10-21-2009, 11:17 AM
Here's one I did a few weeks ago.

http://i29.tinypic.com/351wrk9.jpg

I will have some fun with the first one though.

Double Barrel
10-21-2009, 11:24 AM
I don't think the original photos could possibly be topped.

I agree. I laugh every time I see the first one. Fisher looks like he's a seal breaching the icy waters of the Arctic.

gwallaia
10-21-2009, 11:27 AM
I suppose you could photoshop that shot of Fisher into the famous image of Rose and Jack at the front of the Titanic.

El Tejano
10-21-2009, 11:35 AM
I suppose you could photoshop that shot of Fisher into the famous image of Rose and Jack at the front of the Titanic.

That would be hilarious!!!!

Double Barrel
10-21-2009, 12:19 PM
I suppose you could photoshop that shot of Fisher into the famous image of Rose and Jack at the front of the Titanic.

Awesome idea, all things considered. :thumbup

JDizzle
10-21-2009, 12:21 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2ypeu6v.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-21-2009, 12:24 PM
Here's one I did a few weeks ago.

http://i29.tinypic.com/351wrk9.jpg

I will have some fun with the first one though.

Freaky!!!


http://i38.tinypic.com/2ypeu6v.jpg

Awesome!!!!

You need to post them on Gotits.com

Double Barrel
10-21-2009, 12:33 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2ypeu6v.jpg

:lol:

Well played, man! That's fantastic!

gtexan02
10-21-2009, 12:33 PM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9052/cartooncloudscopy.jpg

GlassHalfFull
10-21-2009, 12:35 PM
Very rough effort. I am at work and having to stealth photoshop. I will clean it up at home later.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/kdcoughlen/fisher2.jpg

gtexan02
10-21-2009, 12:40 PM
Im Sorry Mr. Fisher, but we ALREADY have a Peyton with a Mustache.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8913/bildezc.jpg
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8109/p1manning.jpg

Brando
10-21-2009, 01:04 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/VYdrunfis.gif

False Start
10-21-2009, 01:26 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/balllet_fischercopy.jpg

texasguy346
10-21-2009, 02:01 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2ypeu6v.jpg

Post of the Day! Simply awesome.

Showtime100
10-21-2009, 02:04 PM
This thread would be in the TexansTalk HOF if there was one. :clap:

JDizzle
10-21-2009, 02:52 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/era9ab.jpg

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 02:53 PM
LOL at GlassHalfFull's pic. I added the Titanic Logo and Jeff Fisher's name.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6307/fisher2a.jpg

Double Barrel
10-21-2009, 03:18 PM
^ if only that was Vince Young looking over his shoulder. :D

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 03:21 PM
^ if only that was Vince Young looking over his shoulder. :D

LOL, I am sure that could be accomplished. Bud would be a good one also.

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 03:36 PM
OK, you knew this was coming ...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9056/fisher2t.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-21-2009, 03:41 PM
I repped those that I could... Awsome people, simply awesome!!

Brando
10-21-2009, 03:48 PM
OK, you knew this was coming ...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9056/fisher2t.jpg

:clap:

Fisher: I'm King of the World!

:specnatz:

Double Barrel
10-21-2009, 03:52 PM
OK, you knew this was coming ...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9056/fisher2t.jpg

LOL!! Bud has a hungry, almost carnal, look on his face! I haven't see that look on him since the day he drafted VY! :eek:

gwallaia
10-21-2009, 04:08 PM
Replace Bud's ugly mug with VY's gay mug and then use Bud's giant possum head as an iceberg out at sea.

gwallaia
10-21-2009, 04:23 PM
These images need to be emailed to the Nashville newspaper.

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 04:30 PM
Replace Bud's ugly mug with VY's gay mug and then use Bud's giant possum head as an iceberg out at sea.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9962/fisher3.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-21-2009, 04:31 PM
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9962/fisher3.jpg

*ahem* Ummmmm, they look very happy together.

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 04:34 PM
*ahem* Ummmmm, they look very happy together.

LOL, Bud looks disgusted witnessing all of this.

gtexan02
10-21-2009, 04:45 PM
You've seen them on Snow, now its time for!!!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6457/throwtwist2copy.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-21-2009, 04:47 PM
LOL, Bud looks disgusted witnessing all of this.

Bud has that :mcnugget: look on his face.

gtexan02
10-21-2009, 05:04 PM
Can you imagine if Kubiak did this? That titans team is a complete train wreck

JDizzle
10-21-2009, 05:27 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2nhot9f.jpg

Double Barrel
10-21-2009, 05:58 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2nhot9f.jpg

:lol:

Now we just need VY riding bareback!

texasguy346
10-21-2009, 06:30 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2nhot9f.jpg

This is fantastic stuff. It's avatar worthy.

JDizzle
10-21-2009, 08:10 PM
I really wanted to use a donkey but couldn't find a source photo with enough room at the top so Fisher's head wouldn't get cut off. Either that or a goat. But the horse works too I guess.

Buffi2
10-21-2009, 09:06 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/buffi2/jefffisher.jpg

GP
10-21-2009, 09:09 PM
OK, you knew this was coming ...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9056/fisher2t.jpg

Who are WE to judge.

If they are happy, so be it.

:bubbles:

brakos82
10-21-2009, 09:55 PM
Who are WE to judge.

If they are happy, so be it.

:bubbles:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :worldpeace:

kastofsna
10-21-2009, 10:32 PM
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af43/SASgifs/2q023xg.gif

Texans_Chick
10-21-2009, 10:41 PM
I just checked this thread. I almost literally woke up the kids.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!

toronto
10-21-2009, 10:45 PM
Kudos on this thread - even I find it funny as hell. :)

brakos82
10-21-2009, 10:48 PM
Kudos on this thread - even I find it funny as hell. :)

You can join in on the fun if ya want. :spin:

Blazing Arrow
10-21-2009, 11:16 PM
I just have to ask .... how is 3-3 treating you?

Move any of the furniture around? Dust? Hope you at least vacuumed?

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpg

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 11:21 PM
I just have to ask .... how is 3-3 treating you?



It's treating us to 3 more wins than 0-6 ...lol.

DiehardChris
10-21-2009, 11:22 PM
Hahaha great thread. I usually participate in the photoshop threads but these are already so fantastic.

False Start
10-21-2009, 11:23 PM
I just have to ask .... how is 3-3 treating you?


Its treating us better than 0-6.

Move any of the furniture around? Dust? Hope you at least vacuumed?

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpg



How ummmmmm..... creative? :thinking:

Blazing Arrow
10-21-2009, 11:35 PM
How ummmmmm..... creative? :thinking:

Obvious does not need to be all that creative ...

False Start
10-21-2009, 11:37 PM
Obvious does not need to be all that creative ...

Yeah, you're right.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/tn.gif

:cool:

Blazing Arrow
10-21-2009, 11:37 PM
It's treating us to 3 more wins than 0-6 ...lol.

How many more wins did you get then losses last season?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

... just wondering

ReliantTexan
10-21-2009, 11:51 PM
lol 59-0
lol largest deficit at halftime in NFL history
lol 5 TDs allowed in one quarter (also a record I believe)
lol oilers throwbacks
lol -7 passing yards
lol 0-6

Blazing Arrow
10-21-2009, 11:54 PM
lol 59-0
lol largest deficit at halftime in NFL history
lol 5 TDs allowed in one quarter (also a record I believe)
lol oilers throwbacks
lol -7 passing yards
lol 0-6

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpg

gwallaia
10-21-2009, 11:55 PM
Give it up BA. You've lost this one.

Hookem Horns
10-21-2009, 11:56 PM
How many more wins did you get then losses last season?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

... just wondering

In the end it is all about Super Bowl rings.

We have gone 7 seasons without a ring and that ship wreck of a franchise in Tennessee now has gone how many, 40 something years?

Blazing Arrow
10-21-2009, 11:58 PM
Give it up BA. You've lost this one.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpg

I would say the same but this is the part of the season when the Texans have hope so ....

ReliantTexan
10-21-2009, 11:59 PM
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2cenup5.gif

gwallaia
10-22-2009, 12:01 AM
Come on BA. This is gwallaia you're talking to. The calm level-headed Texan fan. Come on man, we got ya beat here, you need to take your lumps and enjoy the bye-week. Even the Titans can't lose this week.

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 12:03 AM
In the end it is all about Super Bowl rings.

Battle cry of the teams like the Lions and such ....


We have gone 7 seasons without a ring and that ship wreck of a franchise in Tennessee now has gone how many, 40 something years?

Is this a Saints fan or a Texans fan? Same wine different cheese. You are just like the rest of us "low levels" who had not gotten a ring accept you have not even sniffed a playoff spot. Yeah yeah yeah we have not won but at least at seasons end we have had a chance.

In no season have the Texans had a chance past the 5th game. Oh yeah this season ... lets see how that works out. :lol:

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 12:05 AM
Come on BA. This is gwallaia you're talking to. The calm level-headed Texan fan. Come on man, we got ya beat here, you need to take your lumps and enjoy the bye-week. Even the Titans can't lose this week.

Would you rather me turn over or at least give you some forked tongue ... you know the answer 8-8. :shades:

gwallaia
10-22-2009, 12:07 AM
Folks, please move along. Our old friend BA is grasping at straws here. Please realize his pain and do not pity him. Please move along and try to remember BA as he once was.:roast:
OK, you knew this was coming ...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9056/fisher2t.jpg

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 12:10 AM
:wwfsmd:Folks, please move along. Our old friend BA is grasping at straws here. Please realize his pain and do not pity him. Please move along and try to remember BA as he once was.:roast:


:wwfsmd:

JCTexan
10-22-2009, 12:14 AM
Battle cry of the teams like the Lions and such ....




Is this a Saints fan or a Texans fan? Same wine different cheese. You are just like the rest of us "low levels" who had not gotten a ring accept you have not even sniffed a playoff spot. Yeah yeah yeah we have not won but at least at seasons end we have had a chance.

In no season have the Texans had a chance past the 5th game. Oh yeah this season ... lets see how that works out. :lol:

Your team still has a chance to do what the Lions did last year. I want to be the first to wish you luck in being the second team to go 0-16.

btw You might as well wait til next year until you start talking smack. 0-6 isn't looking too great right now.

ReliantTexan
10-22-2009, 12:17 AM
you know the answer 8-8. :shades:A record that Titans fans can only dream about now. :pop:

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 12:23 AM
A record that Titans fans can only dream about now. :pop:

??? it is the epiphany of a Texans season ... for Titans fan it was yesterday. I am confused.

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 12:46 AM
All you guys need to do is finish the season 8-2 and you will reach 8-8.

ReliantTexan
10-22-2009, 01:04 AM
??? it is the epiphany of a Texans season ... for Titans fan it was yesterday. I am confused.It's pretty simple actually. Titan fans can only dream about having a .500 season right now. And to be honest that's probably going to be the case for the next 2 or 3 seasons if they're lucky.

toronto
10-22-2009, 01:55 AM
A record that Titans fans can only dream about now. :pop:

I sure as hell don't want 8-8 at this point, not that its attainable with this team of quitters. It's a great top-end draft. If we're gonna suck, screw it, go all the way.

imatexan
10-22-2009, 02:09 AM
These are amazing!

barrett
10-22-2009, 04:41 AM
??? it is the epiphany of a Texans season ... for Titans fan it was yesterday. I am confused.

epitome. yes you are.

gwallaia
10-22-2009, 09:01 AM
Let's review some of the things that seem to have compelled BA to come to a Texans message board to try to bring everyone down by trying to tell us we are happy with a .500 record.

1. The team that he has arbitrarily chosen to cheer for started out last season 10-0! They were heading full steam into the playoffs as the AFC#1 seed with a 13-3 record only to get knocked out in the first round. Large amounts of air from their happy balloon was released.
2. Tragically, Steve McNair was brutally murdered, leaving Titan fans and indeed many NFL fans across the nation in shock.
3. Their first round major flop of a quarterback is costing the team millions of dollars while he dances with homosexual men in gay bars.
4. Their owner is Bud Adams.
5. Not only has the team started off 0-6 including a loss to the Texans but were embarrassed by the Patriots 59-0. It could have been much worse had the Patriots decided to keep pouring it on.
6. And finally, their head coach Jeff Fisher, perhaps the only member of the Titan organization with any amount of integrity is strutting around in the jersey of the star player from a division rival.

BA needs a group hug. Its no wonder he's as depressed as their sausage loving back-up QB.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 09:21 AM
I just have to ask .... how is 3-3 treating you?

Move any of the furniture around? Dust? Hope you at least vacuumed?

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpg

Just for you being your typical jackass self: Flaming Sparrow (http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showthread.php?t=53124)

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 09:22 AM
Let's review some of the things that seem to have compelled BA to come to a Texans message board to try to bring everyone down by trying to tell us we are happy with a .500 record.

1. The team that he has arbitrarily chosen to cheer for started out last season 10-0! They were heading full steam into the playoffs as the AFC#1 seed with a 13-3 record only to get knocked out in the first round. Large amounts of air from their happy balloon was released.
2. Tragically, Steve McNair was brutally murdered, leaving Titan fans and indeed many NFL fans across the nation in shock.
3. Their first round major flop of a quarterback is costing the team millions of dollars while he dances with homosexual men in gay bars.
4. Their owner is Bud Adams.
5. Not only has the team started off 0-6 including a loss to the Texans but were embarrassed by the Patriots 59-0. It could have been much worse had the Patriots decided to keep pouring it on.
6. And finally, their head coach Jeff Fisher, perhaps the only member of the Titan organization with any amount of integrity is strutting around in the jersey of the star player from a division rival.

BA needs a group hug. Its no wonder he's as depressed as their sausage loving back-up QB.


Flaming Anus needs a kick in his ass. Problem is that he wouldn't feel it.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 09:25 AM
Flaming Anus during the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/CARNIVAL240906_228x318.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 09:41 AM
The work was so awesome in this thread, I shared it with Tinnbred fans at gotits.com

Texans_Chick
10-22-2009, 09:44 AM
Let's review some of the things that seem to have compelled BA to come to a Texans message board to try to bring everyone down by trying to tell us we are happy with a .500 record.

1. The team that he has arbitrarily chosen to cheer for started out last season 10-0! They were heading full steam into the playoffs as the AFC#1 seed with a 13-3 record only to get knocked out in the first round. Large amounts of air from their happy balloon was released.
2. Tragically, Steve McNair was brutally murdered, leaving Titan fans and indeed many NFL fans across the nation in shock.
3. Their first round major flop of a quarterback is costing the team millions of dollars while he dances with homosexual men in gay bars.
4. Their owner is Bud Adams.
5. Not only has the team started off 0-6 including a loss to the Texans but were embarrassed by the Patriots 59-0. It could have been much worse had the Patriots decided to keep pouring it on.
6. And finally, their head coach Jeff Fisher, perhaps the only member of the Titan organization with any amount of integrity is strutting around in the jersey of the star player from a division rival.

BA needs a group hug. Its no wonder he's as depressed as their sausage loving back-up QB.


Well said.

I feel bad for BA. I mean, even his attempts at humor are pretty weak sauce. Upside down logo? Oooh, my wittle feewings are hurt.

This thread needs more pictures:

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9056/fisher2t.jpg

GP
10-22-2009, 09:51 AM
I think we need to ease up on BA.

This is the sort of thing that can push someone over the edge.

BA, if you're reading this...I respect you and I value you. You are not a loser. Your TEAM is a loser. But you are not a loser. When you wake up, look in the mirror and say these words: "Today is the first day of the rest of my life."

Now that I think about it, you are a loser.

Oh, and last year was last year. The only season that ever matters...is the current one. You'll always be known as the team who pretended to be something special but the padding fell out of your bra on prom night.

:goodluck:

GP
10-22-2009, 09:53 AM
Three digits for you, BA: 590.

And that last digit in the number belongs to your Titans.

In Texas, your game would have been over via the mercy rule.

El Tejano
10-22-2009, 10:03 AM
How many more wins did you get then losses last season?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

... just wondering

Well as far as last season goes, I guess it didn't matter seeing as how your season netted you the same amount of playoff wins as us.

As for referring to previous seasons, that's usually what teams that went from good to crappy do. You sound like a Cowboy fan except even they have Super Bowls to refer to.

False Start
10-22-2009, 10:47 AM
After the 10-0 start last year, the Titans have won 3 games.

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 10:52 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2mmrgj.jpg

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 10:52 AM
Just for you being your typical jackass self: Flaming Sparrow (http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showthread.php?t=53124)

Take a joke. I was just messing with you guys. Though i probably should have picked the 0-6 thread.

Great stuff in here guys. :clap:

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 11:02 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2z4la28.jpg

This is awesome! LOL

gwallaia
10-22-2009, 11:05 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2mmrgj.jpg

Try it with Peyton Manning in place of Bud.

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 11:27 AM
Try it with Peyton Manning in place of Bud.

http://i34.tinypic.com/106io1v.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 11:32 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2mmrgj.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/106io1v.jpg

HA!! Both of these are great. Rep if I could.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 11:32 AM
Take a joke. I was just messing with you guys. Though i probably should have picked the 0-6 thread.

Great stuff in here guys. :clap:

Meh, it was just an excuse to share these wonderful peices of art with the ICOU.

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 11:51 AM
Meh, it was just an excuse to share these wonderful peices of art with the ICOU.

I was going let it brew for a while then throw up a link. Figured a rant in the thread would get some more photoshops to come in.

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 11:55 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rdcm6g.jpg

Double Barrel
10-22-2009, 12:10 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rdcm6g.jpg

LMAO!!!

This one has my vote as the BEST yet!! :thumbup

gwallaia
10-22-2009, 12:19 PM
JDizzle is on a roll.

DiehardChris
10-22-2009, 12:29 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2mmrgj.jpg

lololol!!!!!!

DiehardChris
10-22-2009, 12:30 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rdcm6g.jpg

OH my god, you are on fire, dude!!!

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 12:43 PM
LOL, Fisher Dance is awesome.

SheTexan
10-22-2009, 12:46 PM
OMG guys!! Thanks for the laugh! I gotta go find a tissue to dry the tears of JOY!!! Made my day!!

Gma

HOU-TEX
10-22-2009, 12:55 PM
As much as I like Fish, this thread has got to be one of the best I've seen in quite some time.

:clap:

Double Barrel
10-22-2009, 12:56 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rdcm6g.jpg


This has so much potential...any chance you can add some Titans players as the dancers?

VY called and he really wants to be in that pic, shirtless if possible.

GP
10-22-2009, 01:04 PM
Take a joke. I was just messing with you guys. Though i probably should have picked the 0-6 thread.

Great stuff in here guys. :clap:

The only joke is your team.

It's a bad joke. The kind where everyone just sits there and stares at the bad joke teller....that look that says "You're an id!ot."

Would you tell your team to stop being a bad joke.

It's getting old.

Double Barrel
10-22-2009, 01:19 PM
Y'all need to lighten up on Blazing Arrow. He's just lashing out in an emotional response to severe disappointment. My 7 month old does it all the time. Blazing Arrow just needs his binky and a nap. :baby:

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 01:19 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rdcm6g.jpg
LMAO!!!

This one has my vote as the BEST yet!! :thumbup

Holy shit!! Whataburger just shot out of my mouth!!

Double Barrel
10-22-2009, 01:22 PM
Holy shit!! Whataburger just shot out of my mouth!!

JDizzle created a work of art, man. Every time I look at it I start laughing. I showed it to a non-football fan and she thought it was real! :lol:

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 01:34 PM
JDizzle created a work of art, man. Every time I look at it I start laughing. I showed it to a non-football fan and she thought it was real! :lol:

I had just taken a bite and then logged back on, it was the first one that popped up. I fell out laughing!! I wish I could I rep him again!!

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 01:36 PM
This has so much potential...any chance you can add some Titans players as the dancers?

VY called and he really wants to be in that pic, shirtless if possible.

I wanted to but the angle of their faces made it a pain to find faces at similar angles.

GlassHalfFull
10-22-2009, 01:37 PM
I wonder what JDizzle's rep was at the beginning of this thread. He may (or should) have set a record for fastest increase in rep in the history of the board. Absolutely everyone who has viewed this thread should have hit him up. I am just sad I can't get him again.

Awesome job. Not just great photoshops, but incredibly creative ideas as well.

I can't see GoTits anymore, please post some of the responses to the pics here.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 02:03 PM
I wonder what JDizzle's rep was at the beginning of this thread. He may (or should) have set a record for fastest increase in rep in the history of the board. Absolutely everyone who has viewed this thread should have hit him up. I am just sad I can't get him again.

Awesome job. Not just great photoshops, but incredibly creative ideas as well.

I can't see GoTits anymore, please post some of the responses to the pics here.

Other than Flaming Wheelbarrow, no one has really commented. Maybe they don't see the humor(??) or can't because they're too depressed.

Blazing Arrow
10-22-2009, 02:05 PM
I think you guys would laugh harder if you saw the posts on gotitans about this pic. Not pretty to say the least.

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 02:08 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/24bjd38.jpg

HoustonFrog
10-22-2009, 02:09 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/24bjd38.jpg

Now that is awesome...and a tribute to Swayze

DiehardChris
10-22-2009, 02:18 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/24bjd38.jpg

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Man, I wish I could rep you more.

I even posted your River Dance pic on my blog (with proper credit given and links of course). I hope that's okay. Awesome work!

HOU-TEX
10-22-2009, 02:33 PM
Holy shit!! Whataburger just shot out of my mouth!!

Fell off the wagon, I see. Tsk! Tsk!

http://i35.tinypic.com/24bjd38.jpg

JDizz, this ie epic! I wish I could rep you more as well. Very good work!

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 02:44 PM
VY gets in on the fun.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2051/fisherz.jpg

False Start
10-22-2009, 02:47 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/human_titanball.jpg

DiehardChris
10-22-2009, 02:53 PM
VY gets in on the fun.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2051/fisherz.jpg

OMG best thread EVAR!!!

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 02:53 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/rrpk43.jpg

Double Barrel
10-22-2009, 03:23 PM
VY gets in on the fun.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2051/fisherz.jpg

:lol: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

HOU-TEX
10-22-2009, 03:37 PM
VY gets in on the fun.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2051/fisherz.jpg

:spit: I'd change one thing here. We all know VY's into dudes, so he should've replaced one of the women in order to be between two dudes.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 04:15 PM
Bravo!! :clap::clap:

Brando
10-22-2009, 04:18 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/village_peoplecopy.gif

gwallaia
10-22-2009, 04:26 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/village_peoplecopy.gif

Now, you gotta put Vince on this one.

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 04:29 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/village_peoplecopy.gif

:spit:

Texans_Chick
10-22-2009, 04:42 PM
This stuff is genius.

I am going to put a lot of this stuff up on the Chronic blog.

But I've already tweeted a few to get them to the national blogger, media types that follow my tweets. The Titanic one with Bud has been retweeted a couple of times--haha. (I didn't put any attribution in it because to encourage retweets I kept the tweet short--this wont make any sense unless you use twitter but it just means that I wanted to encourage the most eyeballs on it).

I've heard Fisher's defense of what he wore and what he said, but really it couldn't be any more tone deaf. At least when Vince was partying with his shirt off, he didn't expect for his private actions to be made public. Fisher did this at a public venue, wearing the jersey of a hated rival team, suggesting by implication that he and his team were a bunch of losers.

Coach has to know that such a thing could be a distraction.

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 04:50 PM
Now, you gotta put Vince on this one.

C'mon gwallaia, I do need to get some work done today.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9992/village.jpg

Double Barrel
10-22-2009, 05:13 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/village_peoplecopy.gif

lol!! :heh:

but...uhhh...what is that Native American dude doing to Fisher...and...errr...what is Fisher's right hand doing to that Native American? :mcnugget:

WhiskeyR
10-22-2009, 05:21 PM
These are hilarious! Here's a contribution from me, now that Fisher and Manning are pals... I think he left his keys in Peyton's pocket or something!

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/whiskeyr/fisher/manfish.jpg

WhiskeyR
10-22-2009, 05:35 PM
And did you all see what a winner he was in Blades of Glory??

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/whiskeyr/fisher/blades.jpg

WhiskeyR
10-22-2009, 05:45 PM
Another highlight from his 0-6 performance in Blades...

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/whiskeyr/fisher/blades2.jpg

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 05:48 PM
Y'all are awesome! People in my office are wondering why I'm cracking up and laughing so loud!!

SheTexan
10-22-2009, 05:59 PM
One of you guys need to make sure that thread gets over to the Colts board! Stir the pot just a little!!

Second Honeymoon
10-22-2009, 06:10 PM
Idea for a photoshop.

Something to do with the Terrible Towel Curse. Maybe like a horror movie, or adventure move like Indiana Jones. Similar to the great work done on Titanic so far.

Or maybe a snowy movie. Alive or Snow Day or Ice Age or whatever.

Superman seems like it could fit, with VY or Bud in place of Margot Kidder

Too lazy to photoshop. I feel we should be paying yall :)

this is easily Best Thread Ever.

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 06:39 PM
I quickly threw this together however all of your work just needs to get out there. I will probably improve on this a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

WhiskeyR
10-22-2009, 06:43 PM
Huh... no wonder the Titans look like a bunch of little girls this year!

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/whiskeyr/fisher/fisher-fly.jpg

GP
10-22-2009, 06:51 PM
I quickly threw this together however all of your work just needs to get out there. I will probably improve on this a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

Holy cow.

It starts off slow, and I almost clicked off it.

Glad I stuck around for the whole thing. LOL.

I left a comment on the video. Sheesh, I wonder if someone has told him about all this stuff that's been done with the photos. LOL....

I had wanted to morph Pee Wee Herman's "tequila!" dance photo but couldn't find a photo to make it work.

texasguy346
10-22-2009, 06:55 PM
I quickly threw this together however all of your work just needs to get out there. I will probably improve on this a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

Great stuff! They should play that before the Monday night game at Reliant.

Texans_Chick
10-22-2009, 07:04 PM
I quickly threw this together however all of your work just needs to get out there. I will probably improve on this a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

I'm going to try putting that up on FanHouse. Awesome.

Texan_Bill
10-22-2009, 07:07 PM
I quickly threw this together however all of your work just needs to get out there. I will probably improve on this a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

Awesome!! Rep if I could.

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 07:09 PM
Holy cow.

It starts off slow, and I almost clicked off it.

Glad I stuck around for the whole thing. LOL.

I left a comment on the video. Sheesh, I wonder if someone has told him about all this stuff that's been done with the photos. LOL....

I had wanted to morph Pee Wee Herman's "tequila!" dance photo but couldn't find a photo to make it work.

Yeah, I shortened the intro to get right into the Photoshop pics.

Here is the new URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 07:19 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2q9z8mp.jpg

Hookem Horns
10-22-2009, 07:22 PM
OK, I screwed up the one I just redid. I forgot to backdown the audio making the video almost 5 minutes long.

Here it is again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

BTW, I hate the fact I just can't overwrite the old video without having create a new URL.

Brando
10-22-2009, 07:52 PM
Now, you gotta put Vince on this one.

Why stop with Vince? It's a party!



http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/village_titans.gif

Austrian
10-22-2009, 07:58 PM
This is like the best thread ever!!! Keep it coming guys!!

Brando
10-22-2009, 08:09 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2q9z8mp.jpg

This is getting better!:photos::clap:

Buffi2
10-22-2009, 08:21 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/buffi2/jeffbad.jpg

False Start
10-22-2009, 08:29 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/pwfish.jpg

Brando
10-22-2009, 08:36 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/hsmfisherstyle.gif

JDizzle
10-22-2009, 08:43 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/hsmfisherstyle.gif

Rofl ...awesome thread is AWESOME.

I have no working PC here at home, but I'm gonna throw a couple more up tomorrow so keep this thread going!

DiehardChris
10-22-2009, 08:55 PM
I'm tellin' you man, that Fisher Dance pic would end up on SportsCenter if it got in front of the right eyes.

Kulluminatii
10-22-2009, 08:59 PM
:spit:

Great work guys...hilarious pictures! Thank God the Raiders aren't in your division:hides:.

Big Lou
10-22-2009, 11:13 PM
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/BlazingArrow24/Texans20Logo.jpg

I would say the same but this is the part of the season when the Texans have hope so ....

Hey Flaming Arrow whats wrong nothing to talk about there in Titansland since your 0-6. I will give you one thing the Texans don't have that you do, one whole playoff win since the Texans inception, whew!!!!

Don't you have anything better to do like talk about next years draft, or maybe you could discuss your choices for a new Head Coach.

Texan_Bill
10-23-2009, 10:30 AM
:spit:

Great work guys...hilarious pictures! Thank God the Raiders aren't in your division:hides:.

:user: We can go out of our way to include others... :hmmm:

Texans_Chick
10-23-2009, 11:09 AM
Hey check out the headline at Back Porch FanHouse (http://backporch.fanhouse.com/), where we put a lot of the silly articles. The editor's decided to "war pin" the article, which means that it is featured:

King of the World
Texans fans mock Jeff Fisher, Invoke Titanic

Here's the article you can send to friends, opposing fans:

"Jeff Fisher Stars in Titanic: Video of Manning Jersey Photoshop Mischief" (http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/10/23/jeff-fisher-stars-in-titanic-video-of-manning-jersey-photoshop/)

Haha, was it intentional that the YMCA video is the screen shot for the YouTube?

Spread the word. If you are on twitter, please retweet my last post. It doesn't take much to get these things to go viral.

They also put the article in the NFL FanHouse. Don't know if it will be on the main page though, but it will if it starts getting enough hits.

Showtime100
10-23-2009, 11:26 AM
Just put it on Facebook. :tiphat: :texflag:

Texans_Chick
10-23-2009, 11:27 AM
Just put it on Facebook. :tiphat: :texflag:

Excellent!!!!!:fans::fans::fans:

JDizzle
10-23-2009, 11:29 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/bj62s9.jpg

Double Barrel
10-23-2009, 11:38 AM
I'm tellin' you man, that Fisher Dance pic would end up on SportsCenter if it got in front of the right eyes.

No doubt! We should bombard ESPN and NFLN with it! Everytime I look at it I laugh, and I even see their legs dancing. It's like a weird, hilarious optical illusion! :heh:

:spit:

Great work guys...hilarious pictures! Thank God the Raiders aren't in your division:hides:.

This level of inspiration is reserved for Buck Fud's franchise, all things considered. Our other division rivals - Colts and Jaguars - take a little ribbing, but nothing compares to the hatred and disgust that most Houstonians have for the Titans.

http://i38.tinypic.com/bj62s9.jpg

LMAO!!! Dude, thanks for the laughs the past few days. These are hilarious!! :thumbup

Texan_Bill
10-23-2009, 11:57 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/bj62s9.jpg

:spit: Oh shit!!

brakos82
10-23-2009, 12:02 PM
Ok, who made the youtube video? :foottap:


:spit:

TEXANS84
10-23-2009, 12:28 PM
I can't believe I've missed this.

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

GlassHalfFull
10-23-2009, 12:44 PM
I can't believe I've missed this.

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

Funny that you would think so. Don't be surprised if your face replaces Fishers on some of these the week of the Colts game.:turtle:

JDizzle
10-23-2009, 12:51 PM
LMAO!!! Dude, thanks for the laughs the past few days. These are hilarious!! :thumbup

I haven't had this much fun here in a while myself, and at the expense of the Titans no less! My rep must have doubled in this thread in the past 2 days :cool:

Hardcore Texan
10-23-2009, 02:36 PM
Just put it on Facebook. :tiphat: :texflag:

I am about to copy you, I saw your post in my news feed, I quit looking at this thread when it was only a couple of pages, obviously I missed out.

Hardcore Texan
10-23-2009, 04:27 PM
I am about to copy you, I saw your post in my news feed, I quit looking at this thread when it was only a couple of pages, obviously I missed out.

I also tweeted the link to Eric Winston, Steve Slaton, Warren Sapp, Move the Sticks, Rich Eisen, Adam Schefter, and Nick Scurfield.

Let's get this some exposure!

Double Barrel
10-23-2009, 04:32 PM
OK, I screwed up the one I just redid. I forgot to backdown the audio making the video almost 5 minutes long.

Here it is again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6bs79D6DM

BTW, I hate the fact I just can't overwrite the old video without having create a new URL.


Just added to my Facebook profile! :lol:

I look forward to responses, because I know some of my Mafia Wars friends are in Tennessee. :D

False Start
10-23-2009, 05:11 PM
Awwww, the video already got its first negative comment from a Titans fan, its growing up before our eyes..... :heh:

SheTexan
10-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Just added to my Facebook profile! :lol:

I look forward to responses, because I know some of my Mafia Wars friends are in Tennessee. :D

I just added it also DB! To funny not to pass along!

Thanks guys/gals for all your GREAT work, and for getting this out to all who DESERVE to see it!! TEXANSTALK IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!:doot:

Yvette
10-24-2009, 12:03 AM
I have laughed so hard over some of these. I'd fear going to football hell for laughing but I think I'm already there lol!

Tedc
10-24-2009, 06:09 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/bj62s9.jpg


I think I saw Fisher's bait.......


.......and just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

DiapHer
10-25-2009, 10:20 AM
Bill, Dante and Hobie join in the fun!!! :diapher:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/FisherBillDanteHobie.jpg

Goatcheese
10-25-2009, 08:49 PM
Bill, Dante and Hobie join in the fun!!! :diapher:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/FisherBillDanteHobie.jpg

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mcnugget:

Texan_Bill
10-26-2009, 09:47 AM
Bill, Dante and Hobie join in the fun!!! :diapher:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/FisherBillDanteHobie.jpg

:heh: :bat:

Vinny
10-26-2009, 12:58 PM
heh, I can't believe I just found this thread. total awesomeness...just twittered the video. Late to the party of course, but made it all the same I guess.

infantrycak
10-26-2009, 01:22 PM
heh, I can't believe I just found this thread. total awesomeness...just twittered the video. Late to the party of course, but made it all the same I guess.

Don't know how to twitter but just ventured into this thread and LMFAO. Great job Hookem'

Hookem Horns
10-29-2009, 01:26 AM
Tony Dungy says he wouldn't have done what Fisher did even if he were 10-0, despite this being done on behalf of Dungy.

LOL, this is great.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/10/tony-dungy-on-jeff-fishers-donning-of-peyton-mannings-jersey-i-wouldnt-have-done-it/1

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6492/fisherbus.jpg

Double Barrel
10-29-2009, 01:12 PM
Tony Dungy says he wouldn't have done what Fisher did even if he were 10-0, despite this being done on behalf of Dungy.

LOL, this is great.

Wow...just....wow....

I'm still wondering about the timing of it all. Did Slug tell Fish to start VY before Jerseygate?

toronto
10-29-2009, 02:26 PM
gotta repeat - this thread is fantastic stuff - as a Titan fan I'm laughing my arse off over some of these pics.

Fisher gave you a perfect alley-oop pass, and man are you slam dunking this.

gwallaia
01-13-2010, 11:55 PM
Time to bump this thread back up.

Grid
01-14-2010, 12:44 AM
wow...cant beleive i missed this the first time around. Epic thread.

Blazing Arrow
01-14-2010, 10:48 PM
I forget which coach was in the top 4 nominations of coach of the decade .... was ....? ... who is your coach now? Na .... he sucks ... not worth remembering.

spurstexanstros
01-15-2010, 01:17 PM
I forget which coach was in the top 4 nominations of coach of the decade .... was ....? ... who is your coach now? Na .... he sucks ... not worth remembering.

well wasnt he going to get fired not to long ago? After the Texans mop the floor with you guys next year he wil be.

Goldensilence
01-15-2010, 01:38 PM
Can't believe I missed this.


Epic Thread.

JDizzle
01-15-2010, 02:10 PM
I forget which coach was in the top 4 nominations of coach of the decade .... was ....? ... who is your coach now? Na .... he sucks ... not worth remembering.

This wasn't really a Fisher bashing thread, we were just having some fun with the picture. All in good taste.

Texan_Bill
01-20-2010, 12:11 PM
I forget which coach was in the top 4 nominations of coach of the decade .... was ....?

:thinking:


:user: You mean that coach that's had 10 out of 16 non-winning seasons??

Blazing Arrow
01-20-2010, 02:57 PM
This wasn't really a Fisher bashing thread, we were just having some fun with the picture. All in good taste.

Yeah I was just feeling surly and wanted to throw out some bait. :specnatz:

Blazing Arrow
01-20-2010, 03:02 PM
:thinking:


:user: You mean that coach that's had 10 out of 16 non-winning seasons??

Only 3 losing seasons in the last decade including a Super Bowl appearance.

And the Texans? :lol:

Texan_Bill
01-20-2010, 03:09 PM
Only 3 losing seasons in the last decade including a Super Bowl appearance.

And the Texans? :lol:

-or- 5 non-winning seasons in that same decade and a Super Bowl choke job...

Texans? nada...... yet

Blazing Arrow
01-21-2010, 07:49 PM
-or- 5 non-winning seasons in that same decade and a Super Bowl choke job...

Texans? nada...... yet

that was a stretch Bill. Your post has it writen all over it.

Wolf
01-25-2010, 08:28 PM
Hilarious stuff guys and gals!

I have no picture skills so google is my friend

http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20091026/127729.jpg

Wolf
01-25-2010, 08:31 PM
http://wisportsconsin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/jeff-fisher.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-25-2010, 08:31 PM
that was a stretch Bill. Your post has it writen all over it.

Not a stretch......FACT.

Double Barrel
01-28-2010, 05:26 PM
Hilarious stuff guys and gals!

I have no picture skills so google is my friend

http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20091026/127729.jpg

LOL! That's funny! :heh:

Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 08:19 PM
*BUMP*

I forgot how funny this thread was..... With the Fisher and VY drama going on, our photoshoppers should have a ball.

Wolf
11-23-2010, 08:28 PM
Fisher telling Bud that Vince is crazy
http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/files/2010/07/jeff-fisher7.jpg

Bud telling Fisher to get along with Vince
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JKD5BZC4VY8/TKVYYfFBwpI/AAAAAAAALyg/aFucFbqG1gs/s400/bud-adams-flipping-the-bird.jpg

:joker:

Showtime100
11-23-2010, 09:56 PM
Oldies but goodies made at a site Double Barrel turned me on to....

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/iKTplpXImfu9vbOePSysPA.jpg
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/WvR0ZPRWpEwAVJ_QmvEsJw.jpg

Let's not forget Bud...
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/er3losCtMCm8YC3lq0OKcg.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-23-2010, 10:07 PM
Fisher telling Bud that Vince is crazy
http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/files/2010/07/jeff-fisher7.jpg

Bud telling Fisher to get along with Vince
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JKD5BZC4VY8/TKVYYfFBwpI/AAAAAAAALyg/aFucFbqG1gs/s400/bud-adams-flipping-the-bird.jpg

:joker:

Awesomeness!!!!

Oldies but goodies made at a site Double Barrel turned me on to....

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Houston%20Texans/iKTplpXImfu9vbOePSysPA.jpg



Disturbing.... Simply disturbing!

Well :hmmm: maybe disgusting!!!

bckey
04-22-2013, 11:59 AM
This thread was friggin hilarious! Can't believe I never saw it all this time. Great stuff!

gwallaia
04-22-2013, 12:14 PM
This thread belongs in the Texans Talk Hall of Fame.