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mariowillshine15
10-13-2009, 09:04 AM
http://www.walterfootball.com/nflpowerrankings.php


Scroll down to #23 ranking for his interview with Gary Kubiak.

brakos82
10-13-2009, 10:58 AM
Figured there was something fishy there.... :lol:

HTown2ATX
10-13-2009, 11:15 AM
KUBIAK: "Chris Brown knows all. In fact, I was plowing my mistress one sunny Saturday afternoon, and just before I was finished, I called up Chris Brown."


Hilarious!

:clap:

blitz90
10-13-2009, 11:17 AM
ME: Hey Gary, thanks for joining me. Let's get right to it. Your last two losses have come at the goal line. Will Chris Brown continue to be your goal-line back going forward?

KUBIAK: "Well, I don't consider Chris Brown my goal-line back. I consider him my everything-in-the-clutch back."

ME: What does that mean?

KUBIAK: "Well, here's an example. Let's say I have a plumber over to fix my pipes. I'll have him do his thing until he's almost done. When he's about to tighten everything up, which is the most important part of the whole operation, I call on Chris Brown to do the job for him."

ME: What? Why would you do that? Does Chris Brown know anything about plumbing?

KUBIAK: "It's not just plumbing, Walt. I had an operation a few months ago. Right before they stitched me up, I made sure Chris Brown was in the operating room to handle it."

ME: You're nuts. I would think you'd let the professionals handle what they're good at. Call me crazy, but I don't think Chris Brown knows how to stitch people up.

KUBIAK: "Chris Brown knows all. In fact, I was plowing my mistress one sunny Saturday afternoon, and just before I was finished, I called up Chris Brown."

ME: Ugh, come on Gary. You let Chris Brown finish having sex with your mistress? That's gross, dude.

KUBIAK: "No, I didn't do that. I called Chris Brown in to hold the camera so I could add the video to my extensive porn coll... wait a second. I think you might be on to something here with having Chris Brown do my mistress at the very end."

ME: You've got to be kidding me.

KUBIAK: "No way! I'm going to talk to Chris Brown about doing this."

ME: Have fun with that, Gary.




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