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WWJD
10-11-2009, 06:54 PM
have to be the ones worn by the Broncos today. I honestly don't think I could have sat and watched that game without getting a migraine looking at those uni's.

Spled
10-11-2009, 06:55 PM
They look like hot dogs with extra mustard.

WWJD
10-11-2009, 06:58 PM
They look like hot dogs with extra mustard.

Yea they did!

Worse ever. I thought the Steelers throwbacks were ugly but they don't even approach those Broncos uni's.

brakos82
10-11-2009, 07:01 PM
Brakos Rates the Worst Unis:

1. Eagles Yellow and Light Blue
2. Broncos AFL
3. Seahawks Lime Green
4. Jets AFL
5. I think I remember seeing a gold Skins jersey, that one.

*edit: Just saw the highlights of that game. Swap 1 and 2. LOL

Kulluminatii
10-11-2009, 07:08 PM
For some strange reason...I liked the unis, probably annoyed the hell out of the other team...which helped them get the win :shades:.

Hookem Horns
10-11-2009, 07:08 PM
How about those 1970's Houston Astros AFL referee uniforms?

WWJD
10-11-2009, 07:10 PM
For some strange reason...I liked the unis, probably annoyed the hell out of the other team...which helped them get the win :shades:.

get to a neurologist immediately....you've been hit in the head or something and don't realize it!

J/K...

was pulling for the Raiders today..dumb me.

Kulluminatii
10-11-2009, 07:28 PM
:spit:

Man, most Raider fans weren't even thinking that we would come out with a W, at most, something more then a FG, and we got a TD, so I'm happy:bag:.

kastofsna
10-11-2009, 07:29 PM
the Dolphins will be wearing their orange jerseys tomorrow night, so bump this thread then

brakos82
10-11-2009, 07:30 PM
the Dolphins will be wearing their orange jerseys tomorrow night, so bump this thread then

But I like the orange jerseys... :peek:

Hookem Horns
10-11-2009, 07:35 PM
the Dolphins will be wearing their orange jerseys tomorrow night, so bump this thread then

Orange jerseys belong in Tampa and Denver.

SheTexan
10-11-2009, 07:35 PM
For some strange reason...I liked the unis, probably annoyed the hell out of the other team...which helped them get the win :shades:.

For some strange reason, I can relate. I was telling my friend that those uni's are SOOOOO ugly it will make the Pats eyes turn yellow and they will have to squint to see the EZ!! Must have worked!! lol

Good win for the Bronc's, regardless of the hotdog uni's.

On the other hand, the KC uni's with the TEXAS symbol on the helmets probably cost them the game against the "girls." The TEXANS, old or new, just can't seem to win!!

kastofsna
10-11-2009, 07:38 PM
i can't fear the Patriots when they wear those ridiculous jerseys

OzzO
10-11-2009, 08:50 PM
Brakos Rates the Worst Unis:

1. Eagles Yellow and Light Blue
2. Broncos AFL
3. Seahawks Lime Green
4. Jets AFL
5. I think I remember seeing a gold Skins jersey, that one.

*edit: Just saw the highlights of that game. Swap 1 and 2. LOL

I think the Whataburger referee jerseys need to be in there somewhere.

brakos82
10-11-2009, 08:53 PM
I think the Whataburger referee jerseys need to be in there somewhere.

Fine. 7th behind Browns orange jerseys.

MannyFresh
10-11-2009, 09:02 PM
They look like hot dogs with extra mustard.

I thought they looked like medieval time court jesters.

LonerATO
10-11-2009, 09:17 PM
I like the Eagles and Jets throwbacks

brakos82
10-11-2009, 09:37 PM
I like the Eagles and Jets throwbacks

The ones that are actually green (circa 1980's) do look good, but not the ones designed by a colorblind person.

drewmar74
10-12-2009, 01:12 PM
I thought they looked like medieval time court jesters.

That was my thought....

I actually kinda dug them, though.

Txn_in_Oki
10-12-2009, 02:00 PM
The wife thought they looked like rotten bananas.

:splits:

Texan_Bill
10-12-2009, 02:43 PM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2009/09000d5d81356247_gallery_600.jpg

Fugly!!

LonerATO
10-12-2009, 02:46 PM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2009/09000d5d81356247_gallery_600.jpg

Fugly!!

I like them and at first I thought I was watching the Wyoming Cowboys playing

Dan B.
10-12-2009, 03:00 PM
They aren't the best looking uni's ever, but they are way better than the '80's Orange Crush era uni's. Talk about fugly.

HoustonFrog
10-12-2009, 03:01 PM
i can't fear the Patriots when they wear those ridiculous jerseys

I like the old unis with the white jersey/

brakos82
10-12-2009, 03:04 PM
They aren't the best looking uni's ever, but they are way better than the '80's Orange Crush era uni's. Talk about fugly.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/John-Elway-Photograph-C12192603.jpeg

80's ones look better IMO.

hookinreds
10-12-2009, 03:10 PM
How about those 1970's Houston Astros AFL referee uniforms?

For some reason it brought back memories of Farrell's Ice Cream shop in Almeda Mall.

Dan B.
10-12-2009, 03:33 PM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/John-Elway-Photograph-C12192603.jpeg

80's ones look better IMO.

Yeah, it's all about taste. i think those things were the '80's version of Seattle's lime uni's. I like old school in my uniforms. Give me just a number, or even no decal at all. If you gotta have one make it a simple emblem. Nothing to do with whether I like 'em or not but the Lone Star is one of the simplest and best icons in sports. I wish they hadn't ganked it so the Texans could use it. Basically K.I.S.S. (keep it simple, stupid). Angry cartoon Broncos snorting a cloud of breath through a gigantic "D" just doesn't do it for me, especially in day-glo orange.

BY1401
10-12-2009, 03:34 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/474476565_993ce0a524.jpg

brakos82
10-12-2009, 03:39 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/474476565_993ce0a524.jpg

The hell?!

Dan B.
10-12-2009, 03:41 PM
looks like a soccer kit.

BY1401
10-12-2009, 03:48 PM
The hell?!

looks like a soccer kit.

Pittsburgh.

Yech.

Double Barrel
10-12-2009, 04:03 PM
Most of these throwback unis are hideous, IMO. The NFL is getting carried away with this stuff.

Vinny
10-12-2009, 04:20 PM
Most of these throwback unis are hideous, IMO. The NFL is getting carried away with this stuff.
they are almost as bad as our red on red look.

Double Barrel
10-12-2009, 04:30 PM
they are almost as bad as our red on red look.

haha!! And that's what makes it even sadder: the Texans don't have a history so they have to manufacture something! So what do they invent? The Heinz look! Hit them on their feet a few times and ketchup comes out of their mouths.

Marcus
10-12-2009, 06:43 PM
they are almost as bad as our red on red look.

God, I'm so glad someone besides me detests that stupid ketchup bottle look. Red jerseys and white pants would be sharp as hell, but instead they go with that high schoolish red on red.

:chili:

ObsiWan
10-13-2009, 08:36 PM
God, I'm so glad someone besides me detests that stupid ketchup bottle look. Red jerseys and white pants would be sharp as hell, but instead they go with that high schoolish red on red.

:chili:

No dude, it's not just you. I hate those red-on-red unis. We can still do Battle Red day with just the red jerseys with white pants. I hate that all-red look. Not a big fan of all blue either. In fact, the time has passed for these artificial "homecoming" games. They were meant to distract us from the fact that our team sucked.
That won't work any more.

Memo from Fans to McNair:
Build us a winner. Stop worrying about the damned wardrobe.

kastofsna
10-13-2009, 09:11 PM
certainly a team can have many different uniforms AND build a winner

FILO_girl
10-14-2009, 01:06 PM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2009/09000d5d81356247_gallery_600.jpg

Fugly!!


Look at his face...he hates wearing it too! :gun:

YellerLotYeller
10-14-2009, 01:36 PM
I like how Gaffney wore the socks....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/4003333714_b112939ce6.jpg

Hookem Horns
10-14-2009, 01:37 PM
If the Broncos want to wear throwbacks they should wear these.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/John-Elway-Photograph-C12192603.jpeg

Hookem Horns
10-14-2009, 01:41 PM
I can't help but think of the German Flying Circus in WW1 when I see those socks.

http://www.davidpride.com/Aviation/images/NASM_269.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/4003333714_b112939ce6.jpg

JWarren14
10-14-2009, 05:57 PM
I went to that game, and I thought the uniforms were pretty cool, even the cheerleaders had their throwback gear on, the replay screens were in black&white it was a blast from the past. I will write about my experience later on because it was pretty kick @$$ overall.

I was trying to convert my old roomate who is a huge Broncos fan to become a Texans fan before the season started. I nearly had him converted, but now they are 5-0 and we are 2-3 and I am drinking the Broncos Kool-Aid.

gwallaia
10-14-2009, 08:56 PM
Those old throwback Bronco jerseys come nowhere close to the ugliest uniforms ever. That distinction belongs to the Titans. In this photo, we see Vince celebrating a 6 yard pass completion for a first down during a pre-season game against the 4th string defense of the Rams.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/gwallaia/pl_834313.jpg