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Double Barrel
10-01-2009, 04:26 PM
Mountain Dew Addiction Helps Rot Central Appalachins' Teeth

Central Appalachia is the number one spot in America for tooth decay to due to their poor diet, lack of access to dental care, and widespread addiction to Mountain Dew. They say it's used as a kind of anti-depressant, thanks to its high-caffeine and sugar levels. Good Morning America visited and found they even put it in baby bottles. Some 2-year olds have 12 cavities in their baby teeth. They discovered an 11-year old Dew-drinker boy who hadn't brushed his teeth in several weeks because they hurt too much. Crazy to think that's what acid, sugar and caffeine will do to your teeth when combined with a bad diet and little in the way of dentist visits.

Source (http://consumerist.com/5152318/mountain-dew-addiction-helps-rot-central-appalachins-teeth)

Of course, they'll need pictures to understand:

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Texan_Bill
10-01-2009, 04:38 PM
Good Morning America visited and found they even put it in baby bottles.

That's almost criminal.

Double Barrel
10-01-2009, 04:42 PM
yeah, 12 cavities in a 2 year old is borderline child abuse by mother-sister.

Texan_Bill
10-01-2009, 04:58 PM
yeah, 12 cavities in a 2 year old is borderline child abuse by mother-sister.

Bolded = serious agreement

Underlined = :spit:

SheTexan
10-01-2009, 05:36 PM
You guys are BAD!!!!!!!! lol BUT, thanks for making me laugh on a very gloomy day!

Gma

eriadoc
10-01-2009, 08:27 PM
Why the hell would you want a hopped up 2-yr. old? I can see putting beer in the bottle, but Dew?

lol

Honoring Earl 34
10-01-2009, 09:33 PM
Isn't this in Kentucky where they hung that census worker ?

spurstexanstros
10-02-2009, 06:56 PM
Hmmmm no BA witty responses here on this thread either. I guess going 0-3 takes a little off his game. shoot when we go 0 fer I am just getting warmed up... cmon Titan fan respond...where are you guys.

This thread is grade A smack.

Bulluck53
10-03-2009, 02:43 AM
This thread is grade A smack.

That was in Eastern Kentucky...not too many Titans fans there, I would guess.