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GP
09-29-2009, 04:35 PM
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)

Texecutioner
09-29-2009, 04:38 PM
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)


Hey GP, what the hell???



Where is the new photoshop joke picture of the week?? :)

Showtime100
09-29-2009, 04:40 PM
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)

4) McNair knew if he built it, they would come.

6) Go with moonbeams and fairytails?

8-10) Yes.

:turtle:

Thorn
09-29-2009, 04:40 PM
It would appear someone is trying to move in on my act. LOL

GP
09-29-2009, 04:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/madtv_viper/KennySuperbowl00.gif

BSofA04
09-29-2009, 06:38 PM
I'm a sucker for pain.

ObsiWan
09-29-2009, 06:47 PM
It would appear someone is trying to move in on my act. LOL

He's not pulling it off nearly as well as you do.
But you've probably had more practice.
:)

Malloy
09-29-2009, 06:49 PM
Alcohol-related ramblings are the best!

Cheers Thorn :)

Wolf
09-29-2009, 06:55 PM
The Circle will be complete when Kubiak finally says the magic words
"we didn't execute"

I have been sober since all this stuff and.....I think I either need blood pressure medicine now or go back to drinking on sundays

m5kwatts
09-29-2009, 07:00 PM
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)

It took you til Tuesday to start drinking?!?

ChrisG
09-29-2009, 08:43 PM
It took you til Tuesday to start drinking?!?

no he just recently got sober enough to find his keyboard

beerlover
09-29-2009, 09:07 PM
what's next :toast2:

GP
09-29-2009, 09:59 PM
no he just recently got sober enough to find his keyboard

I found my keyboard. But I couldn't tackle it. It ran untouched all the way to the end zone.

Keyboards are very tricky these days. You have to scheme for them or you will get suckered into its tricky ways.

It's OK, though. There's always next time. This one's on me. I take full responsibility for how we prepare for keyboards.

euro-Texan
09-30-2009, 07:52 AM
Eeryone calm down. I had a vision, from here on out our Defense will tighten up and we will finish the season in impressive winning style. I guess it just depends on WHAT you're drinking.

scourge
09-30-2009, 08:38 AM
I found my keyboard. But I couldn't tackle it. It ran untouched all the way to the end zone.

Keyboards are very tricky these days. You have to scheme for them or you will get suckered into its tricky ways.

It's OK, though. There's always next time. This one's on me. I take full responsibility for how we prepare for keyboards.

Maybe you are being too aggressive with your overpursuit...

bigbrewster2000
09-30-2009, 09:36 AM
Eeryone calm down. I had a vision, from here on out our Defense will tighten up and we will finish the season in impressive winning style. I guess it just depends on WHAT you're drinking.

Or in your case what you are smoking. :pirate:

BrandonLwowski
09-30-2009, 10:29 AM
this guy knows how we all feel after the loss to the jags
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/photo_images/196262/51036_Jets_Texans_Football.jpg

TimeKiller
09-30-2009, 12:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/madtv_viper/KennySuperbowl00.gif

^^^^^^^This is my mental image for any time John McClain gets mentioned^^^^^^^

GP
09-30-2009, 03:11 PM
Whoooo-weeeee! I'm Johnny McLain!

We got some gewd stuff for you numbskulls tonite.

We're gonna' talk about my induction into football writer's hall of fame.

And we're gonna' ask Coach Kubiak what his fave'rit place to eat after a loss is.

And then I'm gonna' drink a bottle of bleach and top it off with some ball bearings!

I'm Johnny McLain!

Dread-Head
09-30-2009, 03:14 PM
If you're thinking the girl with the club foot and the unibrow is hot...keep walking