View Full Version : Fat Albert has a Strained Butt

09-28-2009, 04:37 PM
When Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth took a cart ride in the first half of Sunday's loss to the Lions, it didn't look good. Especially when he draped a towel completely over his head, like a guy who was doing a perp walk.

But Haynesworth returned, and it was called a hip injury.

Technically, it was a butt injury.

"He actually has a strained glut," Zorn said of Haynesworth, in comments distributed by the team. "It's high up on his hip I think he's going to be fine."

So, basically, the guy who has from time to time been a pain in the ass now has a pain in the ass.

Seems about right.

PFT (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/28/zorn-says-albert-has-a-strained-butt/)

09-28-2009, 05:09 PM
Couldn't have happened to a better guy!

09-28-2009, 05:25 PM
he must have dropped the pink fire Frank Bush soap .....

09-28-2009, 06:12 PM
So he is literally butt hurt over the Lions beating them?