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CloakNNNdagger
09-27-2009, 05:47 PM
Let's start with "They outplayed us..........We just didn't play well today........We need to do better next week."

The day will come as it has every season where there is no "next week."

Mr. McNair, when do we get a refund for an obviously defective product instead of a price hike every year? It's time for consideration of establishing the ticket sales center at the 99 Cent Store.

Marcus
09-27-2009, 05:50 PM
Let's start with "They outplayed us..........We just didn't play well today........We need to do better next week."

The day will come as it has every season where there is no "next week."

Mr. McNair, when do we get a refund for an obviously defective product instead of a price hike every year? It's time for consideration of establishing the ticket sales center at the 99 Cent Store.

Coachspeak. What else are we supposed to hear?

Leahmic223
09-27-2009, 05:51 PM
You forgot.

"Didn't have my guys prepared, it's on me."

nero THE zero
09-27-2009, 05:51 PM
"It's on me. I need to have these guys better prepared to play."

mariowillshine15
09-27-2009, 05:52 PM
Id love to see him go Vince Mcmahon on Fred Bennett.

"Fred Bennett come up here please." "Yes Coach?" "YOOUURR FIIRREEDD!!"

Runner
09-27-2009, 05:53 PM
Yada yada yada kids.

Yada yada kids yada.

Kids yada yada.

eriadoc
09-27-2009, 05:54 PM
Honestly, I don't hold anything Kubiak says to us against him. He's in a no-win situation after a loss. Whatever he says to us is not going to result in more wins, it's not going to make us like him more, it's not going to make us want him as the HC, and it's not going to change McNair's evaluation process. I'd just as soon there never be a PC after any game, win or lose. It's a total non-story every time, and all it does is give a few fans something more to ***** about, as if it matters.

They lost. Anything else that's said after that is immaterial.

Hervoyel
09-27-2009, 05:54 PM
"It's on me" over and over and over again. Gary will thump the podium a bunch and look at the floor. Nobody will ask him anything tough because I guess doing so means you don't get to come back and watch him make excuses for his kids next week.

I'd watch it but I've seen it too many times already. I can just replay old ones in my head and get the same results.

IlliniJen
09-27-2009, 05:54 PM
I predict that no matter what he says, it will sound like the Peanuts teacher droning on to me.

forcefollow
09-27-2009, 05:54 PM
We didn't execute and that starts with the head coach. I take full responsibility.

False Start
09-27-2009, 05:55 PM
Gosh Darnit, aww shucks, battled, and as Runner said........ kids.

hollywood_texan
09-27-2009, 05:56 PM
Kubiak is going to go Denny Green!!!!

jaayteetx
09-27-2009, 05:57 PM
Coachspeak. What else are we supposed to hear?

IDK, something like Singletary last year?

mariowillshine15
09-27-2009, 05:58 PM
IDK, something like Singletary last year?

Maybe he'll drop his pants like Singletary. So us Texans fans can take turns putting our foot up his ass.

Thorn
09-27-2009, 06:00 PM
Hi. My name is Gary Kubiak, and Iím a sorry ass coach. I know I didnít have my guys ready to play today, and thatís my fault, but maybe in about a dozen years or so we might get something going. Patience is key to the NFL. Turning a talented team like the Texans into trash doesnít come easy. You have to not work at it day in and day out to have a bunch of grown crazed testosterone filled young men turn into sheep during the game.

Next week weíll try harder. We might even get a sack over the next year or so, but that might be asking a lot. Iím sure my kids will be ready for Oakland after their milk and cookies.

Marcus
09-27-2009, 06:01 PM
Honestly, I don't hold anything Kubiak says to us against him. He's in a no-win situation after a loss. Whatever he says to us is not going to result in more wins, it's not going to make us like him more, it's not going to make us want him as the HC, and it's not going to change McNair's evaluation process. I'd just as soon there never be a PC after any game, win or lose. It's a total non-story every time, and all it does is give a few fans something more to ***** about, as if it matters.

They lost. Anything else that's said after that is immaterial.

:goodpost:

Why does it really matter what he says? Would you rather have him make a fool out himself and end up on a Lite Beer commercial?

They lost the game. I'm sure he'd rather not say anything, but he has to, simply because that's required for a HC. I'm sure he has a script.

ObsiWan
09-27-2009, 06:03 PM
Honestly, I don't hold anything Kubiak says to us against him. He's in a no-win situation after a loss. Whatever he says to us is not going to result in more wins, it's not going to make us like him more, it's not going to make us want him as the HC, and it's not going to change McNair's evaluation process. I'd just as soon there never be a PC after any game, win or lose. It's a total non-story every time, and all it does is give a few fans something more to ***** about, as if it matters.

They lost. Anything else that's said after that is immaterial.
:goodpost: rep your way
As is any pointless griping posted here or elsewhere.

CloakNNNdagger
09-27-2009, 06:04 PM
Hi. My name is Gary Kubiak, and Iím a sorry ass coach. I know I didnít have my guys ready to play today, and thatís my fault, but maybe in about a dozen years or so we might get something going. Patience is key to the NFL. Turning a talented team like the Texans into trash doesnít come easy. You have to not work at it day in and day out to have a bunch of grown crazed testosterone filled young men turn into sheep during the game.

Next week weíll try harder. We might even get a sack over the next year or so, but that might be asking a lot. Iím sure my kids will be ready for Oakland after their milk and cookies.

I KNEW that was you behind that "THORN" facade........sneeky little devil!:hmmm:

Wolf
09-27-2009, 06:08 PM
Coachspeak. What else are we supposed to hear?

I know we won't hear this but I want him to hold someone accountable for this garbage we are seeing

Fred
09-27-2009, 06:08 PM
Maybe he'll drop his pants like Singletary. So us Texans fans can take turns putting our foot up his ass.

If we do that we will give him a concussion.

SheTexan
09-27-2009, 06:09 PM
Id love to see him go Vince Mcmahon on Fred Bennett.

"Fred Bennett come up here please." "Yes Coach?" "YOOUURR FIIRREEDD!!"

DITTO!!!!!!!!!! "and while I'm at it, Frank Bush, YOU'RE fired also!!!!!!"

disaacks3
09-27-2009, 06:32 PM
I predict that no matter what he says, it will sound like the Peanuts teacher droning on to me. Maybe they piped in the halftime show (pun intended) to the Texans locker room and the team just dozed off?

PhilpW
09-27-2009, 06:36 PM
"You can't be last in the run on both sides of the ball in this league and expect to win." Oh wait, he already used that one.

dickieb
09-27-2009, 06:42 PM
We just made too many mistakes, you can't turn the ball over - lose the turnover battle and expect to win. We have had too many mental errors and when your a young team you can't make those mistakes cause the real teams in the NFL will treat us like the unprepared, outcoached, worthless, junior college culls that we are. Trust me I know greatness and what it takes to be great - I got the hell out of the way and watched Elway my entire career. Those who can't do, coach. And those who can't coach, coach the Texans.

bckey
09-28-2009, 04:09 PM
Coming up in a few minutes at 3:30. Here is a link.

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv/index.asp?mm_file_id=3462&play_clip=y

gtexan02
09-28-2009, 04:13 PM
Id LOVE to hear him throw some people under the bus.

"I put us into a position to win that game, but where the hell was the defense? Frank?"

HOU-TEX
09-28-2009, 04:15 PM
Pull up the PC from last week and the week before. It'll basically be the same.

Silver Oak
09-28-2009, 04:18 PM
I truly wish he would walk over to the fatass writer from The Chron and punch him in the ball sack for calling the team an abomination. If he won't, maybe Mario will do it.

McClain has an axe to grind against the Texans, and it has been that way since they started.

Blake
09-28-2009, 04:20 PM
"F&*%K this job I quit!!!"

Hardcore Texan
09-28-2009, 04:29 PM
"Like I have many times before, It's really hard to win in this league"

Hardcore Texan
09-28-2009, 04:30 PM
Do you hear these guys joking around before the presser?

Silver Oak
09-28-2009, 04:31 PM
Do you hear these guys joking around before the presser?

that's McClain and Justice pulling on one anothers noodle.

gtexan02
09-28-2009, 04:32 PM
that's McClain and Justice pulling on one anothers noodle.

(Ok, now you pretend to be VY. heheheh)

brakos82
09-28-2009, 04:32 PM
that's McClain and Justice pulling on one anothers noodle.

I think one of them's playing tight end... :thinking:

Hardcore Texan
09-28-2009, 04:33 PM
Just playing a bunch of grab ass like and not unlike what they will do with the questions they ask.

BigWig
09-28-2009, 04:34 PM
What about " we need to execute" :turtle:

Hardcore Texan
09-28-2009, 04:36 PM
What about " we need to execute" :turtle:

Oh no you di-ent!