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joedinkle
09-23-2009, 11:54 AM
Mario, I can't wait to see you get handled by 2 rookies. 1 sack in 2 games?!? STEP YOUR GAME UP!

(If you know what this is, join in! GO TEXANS!)

BigBull17
09-23-2009, 11:58 AM
God, what a bum...We should ask him what he thinks of VY... :sarcasm:

HOU-TEX
09-23-2009, 12:02 PM
I'm guessing this is some sort of reverse psychology thread?

Anywho, Mario's been doing awesome against both the run and the pass. The sacks will come. He's the last one I'm worried about on D.

mootini
09-23-2009, 12:04 PM
Mario will get 2-3 sacks this game..count on it!

False Start
09-23-2009, 12:08 PM
He may not have the sack numbers yet, but he has been frequently getting pressure on the QB, and has been in the backfield a bunch. Then there was when he ran down Chris Johnson, how many defensive ends can do that? I'm not worried about Mario at all.

TEXANS84
09-23-2009, 12:09 PM
Mario has been fantastic so far, don't know what film you have been watching.

Don't forget, teams will game plan to avoid #90 at all times.

El Tejano
09-23-2009, 12:13 PM
Guys yalls positive posts are ruining this thread. Mario has been playing very nice lately, that's why he didn't have a sack in game 1. He got a little mad in game 2 and got a sack. We are trying not to give away the formula for his sack total so please just play along.

Mario, you've been owned by every OL that you have played against. I don't care what you did in the past because it don't amount to a hill of beans. You're SOFT!!!!!! Gerrard says that he's been sacked harder than anything you've done to him.!!!!

DBCooper
09-23-2009, 12:13 PM
Must be a bust, stats don't show enough production.

DexmanC
09-23-2009, 12:25 PM
Must be a bust, stats don't show enough production.

Who watches the action down in the trenches!?? Everyone knows that
REAL FANS only care about the BOX SCORE!!

Who cares if Mario consistently puts offensive linemen on the ground, and
explodes into the quarterback a split second after the ball is released?

Who cares if the quarterback throws the ball off his back foot, just before
Mario hits him?? It's not like the guy was PRESSURED or anything!!

Sheesh. The BOX SCORE is the TRUE test of Mario's greatness.

:sarcasm:

dalemurphy
09-23-2009, 12:27 PM
I'm still really pissed that we drafted Mario when we could've had Vince Young!... Young is a winner and Mario's nothing but a workout freak. His cars suck too!

Texan_Bill
09-23-2009, 12:28 PM
Mario sucks!! I knew we should've drafted VY or Bush. :polevault:

False Start
09-23-2009, 12:30 PM
I'm still really pissed that we drafted Mario when we could've had Vince Young!... Young is a winner and Mario's nothing but a workout freak. His cars suck too!

The VY thing pisses me off too. Just think what this offense would be like with him leading it, it would rival "The Greatest Show on Turf."

beerlover
09-23-2009, 12:35 PM
Jag fans are devious :evilb:

Double Barrel
09-23-2009, 12:39 PM
I feel like I'm in BizarroWorld. :um:

Thorn
09-23-2009, 12:49 PM
I feel like I'm in BizarroWorld. :um:

Yeah, this and the All Quiet on the Jags thread and I'm beginning to think space aliens have taken over this board. :bender:

brakos82
09-23-2009, 01:19 PM
Yeah, this and the All Quiet on the Jags thread and I'm beginning to think space aliens have taken over this board. :bender:

Yep. Apparently they live in Jacksonville. LOL

HJam72
09-23-2009, 01:21 PM
I'm still really pissed that we drafted Mario when we could've had Vince Young!... Young is a winner and Mario's nothing but a workout freak. His cars suck too!

Uh-oh. Now you did it. :headhurts:

TimeKiller
09-23-2009, 01:41 PM
I mean I guess he's doing alright this year. So far anyway, god knows he's only getting to start because of his draft slot and contract. Oh well, let's hope the coaching staff either figures it out and benches his lazy ass or he turns it around. We should've drafted CUTLER.....he fits the system better than Mario.

Shaft75
09-23-2009, 01:46 PM
Someone needs to slap Mario's mama before the Jacksonville game... I vote Texan_Bill. :barman:

BigBull17
09-23-2009, 02:16 PM
Hehe. Mario is playing his best ball to date. The stats will come.

Carr Bombed
09-23-2009, 02:25 PM
Some of y'all are completely missing the point of this thread...


Mario you suck so bad, you make Derrick Harvey look like Reggie White. Too bad, we could've had Reggie Bush.

BigBull17
09-23-2009, 02:28 PM
Some of y'all are completely missing the point of this thread...


Mario you suck so bad, you make Derrick Harvey look like Reggie White. Too bad, we could've had Reggie Bush.

Yeah, Reggie will change the game of football. One 80 yard TD at a time.

jppaul
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
No way Mario is worth a dollar of that bonus money, at least he knows it. That's why he gives it back by making it rain.:turtle:

utahmark
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
remote control helecopters are for babies............ and do nothing defensive ends.

Carr Bombed
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
Yeah, Reggie will change the game of football. One 80 yard TD at a time.

He's already changed the game, He's a 1st ballot HOF decoy.....what the hell has Mario done? Man that guy sucks.

BUST

We just had to get stuck with the "Sam Bowie of the NFL". :rolleyes:

BigBull17
09-23-2009, 02:34 PM
He's already changed the game, He's a 1st ballot HOF decoy.....what the hell has Mario done? Man that guy sucks.

BUST

We just had to get stuck with the "Sam Bowie of the NFL".

Good thing Bowie was better at football than Jordan was.

Double Barrel
09-23-2009, 02:34 PM
I can't believe that we used a pick on Mario when we could've had Matt Leinart as our backup QB!

hookinreds
09-23-2009, 02:45 PM
Sacks don't make the man...well, you know what I mean.

Malloy
09-23-2009, 02:50 PM
Yeah, this and the All Quiet on the Jags thread and I'm beginning to think space aliens have taken over this board. :bender:

Then at least someone is interested in the Jax ;)

Ryan
09-23-2009, 03:02 PM
Mario will have 5 or 6 sacks by the end of week 4. Book that.

Maddict5
09-23-2009, 03:52 PM
mario has already dominated two of the best young tackles in football so far. barring injury, this will be his best season by far imo.

its so exciting to see him get every better every year. what an inspired draft choice

edit: and yes i do get the point of this thread but im just saying

michaelm
09-23-2009, 03:55 PM
Mario is soft!
Not only that, he's a bit undersized for the position!

michaelm
09-23-2009, 03:56 PM
edit: and yes i do get the point of this thread but im just saying

Well, quit it!
Just because you don't believe in mojo, doesn't mean mojo don't believe in you!

joedinkle
09-24-2009, 08:33 AM
Reggie Bush called, he wants his draft spot back.